Apologize?

Let Lao Tzu apologize on Weibo!

Not only are there no doors, but not even a single window is opened.

What do you say, I promised Shi Liqun.

Cut, Ye is a novel, a writer, do you believe what the writer says?

I can't give you the apology you want, but I guess you can't bear the apology I give.

There was an hour left until 8:20.

Wu Xie wandered around Weibo for a while, and the state under his Weibo can be described as noisy gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, and crowds.

After browsing for five minutes, Wu Xie found that the messages of netizens were basically the same, and the content was as follows.

First, they have published speculation and persuasion to apologize to Wu Xie at 8:20.

Some netizens just apologize, anyway, it's formalism, and some say that no matter how good you are, it's not the irony of apologizing......

The second is the opinion of Qingjiang University of Communication and Communication on the handling of the president of the literary club that went viral on the Internet today.

The school not only deprived Yang Wei of any position in the school, but also left a demerit in his file.

Third, the Qingjiang Writers Association issued a letter of apology and removed the derelict person Zhang.

"What's going on?" Wu Xie was puzzled and posted a status on Weibo.

It's very strange that Yang Wei and Qingjiang Writers' Association are his sworn enemies, and he usually doesn't have an accident, but when something happens at this time, he feels that it has something to do with him more or less.

As expected, netizens have expressed their positions.

"Khan, I thought it was instructed by Teacher Wu Xie, but you don't know if you dare to love it."

"Speechless, it's your fans who have convulsions today. Not to mention, this style is still the same as what you have. ”

Some netizens refuted this comment.

"Hey, how do you speak, how can we compare with Teacher Wu Xie."

The netizen apologized: "I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing." ”

"Do you know where you said the wrong thing?"

"I shouldn't say that you are as low as Teacher Wu Xie."

"Wrong, our Su zhì is much higher than Teacher Wu Xie, he is a writer of Journey to the West, and he is stunned to hide from the national media, this Su zhì, we are much more noble than him."

But no, playing Xinhua News Agency and other national media, slapping relevant ministries and commissions in the face, this kind of thing, just ask which opinion leader dares to do it. On weekdays, when those sub-opinion leaders check the private messages of netizens, they all have a kind of satisfaction and vanity in reviewing the chapters. But Wu Xie is not ashamed to be an opinion leader.

In the whirlpool of public opinion in this month's Journey to the West, he has countless opportunities every day to announce that he is the author of Journey to the West, but he doesn't.

Some readers scolded him for doing too much, ridiculed him as a superb author, and cursed him for being lawless and immoral......

Go your own way and let others say go.

In this world, Wu Xie just wants to do his own thing, and heaven and earth let him do his own thing.

8:19 a.m.

There is still a minute before Wu Xie apologizes on Weibo, but the comments under Wu Xie's Weibo are already crazy.

"Sit back and wait for the content of the apology letter!"

"Haha, it's the first time I've seen such a superb author, how good it was to announce that I was the author of Journey to the West, and now I'm forced to apologize."

Even if Teacher Wu Xie apologized, he was under pressure. Rest assured, our fans will always have your back. ”

……

too-young，too-sim‘ple！

How could Wu Xie apologize.

As soon as the second hand was about to mark 12 ticks, a new meager one was issued.

The apology letter, three large bold characters appeared.

There is a lot of content, and it is published in the form of a long Weibo.

"As we all know, contemptible people have two pen names, one is Sanlu Eighteen, and the other is Wu Chengen."

Seeing this sentence, netizens exploded.

Phew, as we all know, if it weren't for being picked up by enthusiastic fans, would you admit Wu Chengen's name?

"I have a lot of responsibility about this Journey to the West turmoil. Here, I would like to apologize to the majority of readers for not informing you as soon as possible, I am Wu Chengen, Wu Chengen is me; The second one to apologize for is myself. Yes, you're right, that's me. If there is a difference between a demon and an angel in a person's heart, then in the past month, it has been an angel who has occupied my heart and driven me to conceal that Wu Chengen is me......"

Netizens looked at the three hundred words sprinkled with joy.

I'll go.

This is indeed an apology letter, but the only object of the apology is the reader and himself. Nima, didn't you say on the Internet that you want to apologize to the special rectification team of online novels, what's going on, what kind of thing does Mr. Wu Xie want.

Uh, it should be mentioned later.

The apology letter is relatively long, and netizens speculated.

"I wrote Journey to the West, and I just suddenly wrote a paragraph and gave it to some people - Bajie: "Brother Monkey, Master's white dragon horse has a bit of a strange temperament recently, every time I joke with it, it will roll on the mud, and then run away a few steps to pull horse manure." Wukong: "Dumb, the little white dragon is not good at words, the meaning of its two actions is: mud horse, go to the ......"

Mud horses? Go to?

For certain people?

Who pushed Wu Xie to the judgment seat, who forced him to apologize, and who made him so ......

Netizens were thinking about it, and there was a sudden realization in an instant.

Your sister, where is Mr. Wu Xie's apology letter, this is a sarcastic letter, a mockery.

This is death!

What is the identity of the people, what is the identity of Wu Xie, in the final analysis, it is the pen, what kind of energy. But what about others, they have a lot of real power. Don't talk about it, let's just say that there is still a notice on the Internet that you are going to be banned for half a year.

You're good, just like no one, you're not afraid of punishment escalation.

The best, what is the best!

Wu Xie can be regarded as refreshing netizens' new view of the best.

provoked the impulse in his heart, and netizens continued to read the apology letter.

The last paragraph:

"Recently, I wrote a new poem, which is a gift for some people. The name is "Yong Needle"

A needle of a hundred hammers,

Upside down and upside down,

Eyes grow on the buttocks,

Only recognize the clothes and not the people. ”

This is a humorous poem of the Qing Dynasty, the full name of the poem is Yongzhen, which is really ironic, but the poem does not mention the kind of people who are sarcastic, even so, even if you are a big old man who does not know a few words, you can also see at a glance what kind of people this poem is satirizing, this is the wonderful thing about this poem!

Maybe you don't look like poetry, you don't have a clever artistic conception, and your style is easy to understand. In terms of rhythm, some strictly follow the rules, and some do not follow certain rules except for rhyme, but these are often haiku poems.

As we often say, limerick poetry is a type of haiku poetry.

"The eyes are on the buttocks, and they only recognize the clothes but not the people. Haha, Mr. Wu Xie, this is to carry out the scolding to the end. ”

"Teacher Wu Xie is really a model for my generation, scolding the sky-shattering, scolding the ghosts and gods crying, killing gods when encountering gods, killing ghosts when encountering ghosts, no pressure, no big names. I really admire it below. ”

Seeing the end, the majority of netizens understood that what was sent at 8:20 was not an apology letter, but a scolding letter.

What kind of online novel special rectification team, Mr. Wu Xie doesn't bird you at all, not only satirizes you with the current paragraph of Journey to the West, but also writes a satirical poem, as long as you are literate, anyone can understand it.

It's over, it's over.

The special rectification team of online novels is really stupid, and I am forced to see that my liver trembles, let you force Teacher Wu Xie to apologize, this grandson even dares to hit CCTV's face, and I am afraid that you will have a newly established department.

Sea listing.

Lei Hu, who was staring at the computer screen, raised his eyebrows in anger and slapped the frame of the table angrily.

"Damn, what kind of online writer is this, scolding us around the corner. I don't give him some color to look at this grandson, I think I'm afraid of him. It's good for you to inform all fiction websites that this guy's work can't be published on the Internet within a year. Otherwise, you will bear the consequences. ”

Of course, Lei Hu wanted to punish him more heavily.

But the system is also about rules, and his terms of reference and the highest power of the online novel rectification team are on this point, which is already a top punishment, if it is excessive, the high-level will be held accountable, and the head will not be protected.

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