Wu Xie's letter of apology was like a cannonball into the lake, causing countless waves.

First of all, the black-hearted grandmother silently told him that he had become the top of the blacklist of the national online novel special rectification team, and the punishment had also been escalated, and he was not allowed to publish any form of novel on the Internet for a year.

Wu Xie didn't take it seriously, he was originally the top of the blacklist in East China, but now he has gone further, fifty steps and one hundred steps, there is no difference.

As for the so-called inability to publish books on the Internet within a year, Rao is so, and he can't stop Wu Xiewen's road of copying the public. He had already thought that if he couldn't publish it online, he would take the road of offline publishing.

As long as there is a [search engine computer] in hand, I will copy the articles in the world!

Subsequently, Shi Liqun, the leader of the school, called and scolded him, saying that he was not a good talker. But where is Shi Liqun the opponent of Wu Xie, who is the author of the copy, he was unable to complain after being refuted, so he could only swallow a bad breath and hang up the phone.

At this point, having offended the school leaders, Wu Xie's future national scholarship and any school-level evaluation qualifications are gone.

As for the media, it was as if they had collectively lost their voices, and only some self-media forwarded and expressed their opinions, but they were deleted in less than half an hour.

And those writers' association accounts and the Journey to the East Cultural Research Center that have a grudge against Wu Xie are silent, and even Weibo is offline.

Such a good opportunity for revenge, of course they wanted to use the fire to add fuel to the fire, but seeing the fate of Qingjiang Writers Association and Yang Wei, Wu Xie's bottomless and non-vegetarian fans' human skills, where did they still have that mind.

On Weibo, Wu Xie's "Apology Letter" about Journey to the West was forwarded by netizens.

No way, although Journey to the West has been blocked, the pirated version is still there, and you can still watch it if you want to. And Journey to the West is such a classic, it is an epoch-making product, more than three times more powerful than Journey to the East.

As a result, netizens left messages under Wu Xie's Weibo, asking him to create a few more jokes about "Journey to the West".

Readers are all masters, and Wu Xie naturally responded to the call.

Early in the morning, Tang Seng woke up from his dream and found Sun Wukong kneeling in front of his bed, so he asked: "Wukong, what's wrong with you?" Sun Wukong said with tears on his face: "Master, I beg you, next time you talk in your dreams, don't recite the mantra of tightening, okay?" ””

Netizens were happy.

There is also a Tang monk who can talk in his dreams when he sleeps, and he only says tight mantras in his dreams.

[Wukong came back and found that the master was gone, and Sha Seng and Bajie were crying on the ground. Wukong asked, "What about Master?" Bajie said, "It's lost." Wukong said, "Find it!" Sha Seng said, "I've searched everywhere, but no." Wukong searched around again, but he didn't find it. The three of them were worried, and suddenly Wukong asked, "Master, has you paid the mortgage this month?" The sand monk said, "No." "Have you paid the road maintenance fee?" "Not either." Wukong said: "Let's wash and sleep, Master can't run, there are banks and traffic police watching!" ”】

This paragraph is combined with social hot spots and is published. It was forwarded by netizens one after another.

"Haha, this paragraph is 666."

"Teacher Wu Xie is awesome, continue to ask for jokes."

"Keep asking for a joke +520."

[Tang monk: Amitabha, poor monk Sanzang, meet Guanyin Bodhisattva. I was shocked to hear that the Bodhisattva Gui is the director hand-picked by the Buddha, and he is choosing someone for the role of learning scriptures from the West Heaven this time, and the poor monk is here to audition. When they meet for the first time, the poor monk goes to take a bath first, and asks the Bodhisattva later, and the poor monk will follow the work of dogs and horses tonight. 】

This paragraph is linked to the entertainment industry, and netizens are hotly discussed, and even some students in the film and television industry have forwarded comments.

"Haha, I didn't expect you to be such a Tang monk, and you actually slept with the director for acting."

"I went, I didn't expect you to be such a teacher Wu Xie. Comrades, Guanyin Bodhisattva is a man, Tang Seng is also a man, and he is talking about the entertainment industry, Mr. Wu Xie, you know too much. I give you a thumbs up. ”

"Damn, that's what I understand. However, Mr. Wu Xie is also absolutely amazing in this paragraph, and the current male guides in the entertainment industry do have such a role, and they must be willing to sleep with them before giving the role. ”

"Report: The third-tier director in Beijing lied to me and said that there is a role that suits me very well, and she is the heroine. lied to me for 100,000 yuan and slept with me, and finally sued my heroine for her inner decision, and only gave me the role of a maid. The director's name is XXX, and the phone number is 1392XXXXXXXXX......"

"Damn, Mr. Wu Xie is awesome, just say a joke, and he blew up such a case to support it, admire and admire."

Looking at the time, it was not early, and in ten minutes, the lights would go out in the dormitory.

"The last paragraph is different from the previous one, it is in the form of interaction, I hope to get up tomorrow and see someone with the same answer as me."

Ten seconds later, Wu Xie Weibo updated a status.

"Sun Wukong is very stupid and naïve, he is a monkey, he can never be a human. He guarded the peach orchard, 7 fairies came to pick peaches, he shouted a decision, these 7 fairies are here, he turned around to pick peaches! It can be seen that monkeys are monkeys! If you were that monkey, what would you do? ”

This is a paragraph in the cross talk between Guo Degang and Yu Qian, which was pinched by Wu Xie and re-described as the topic of interaction with netizens.

Turn off the computer, wash up, and sleep.

There was no class in the morning, Wu Xie slept comfortably, didn't get up until the sun hit his buttocks, washed up, had lunch, and looked at the time at half past twelve.

Take a look at Weibo, look at yesterday's Weibo message.

The last Weibo was retweeted by 34,000 netizens and commented more than 85,000.

In response to this open-ended question, netizens have opened their brains, and the answers are varied, and there are endless ruins of the three views and undisciplined practices.

"Hahaha, I'll touch and scratch (a wicked smile.) ）”

"Teacher Wu Xie, why are you so obscene. If I were the monkey, I would have the most beautiful of the Seven Fairies conceive a baby monkey. ”

"Hahaha, the ability upstairs is really poor, if it were me, I would promise to get all seven pregnant."

"Teacher Wu Xie, I'll spank his ass. Is it the same as the answer in your heart. ”

There are those who have this kind of obscene answer, and there are also those who go the opposite way and guess Wu Xie's answer.

"I'll give him a slap in the face."

"I'll run away."

"I'll fart with a monkey's butt, let them get settled, take a breath of my fart, and then settle again. This was repeated until I finally couldn't fart. ”

……

Wu Xie spent a few hours watching it, and unfortunately, none of the netizens guessed correctly.

"Haha, I read the fans' answers, some are weird, some will automatically play mosaics when they are played, and there are all kinds of strange brain holes. But none of the answers are the same as mine, none of them are similar or sidelined. ”

What the!

Netizens were stunned, and then they were completely unconvinced.

How is it possible, there are more than 80,000 comments alone, there are more than 80,000 answers, and there are 40,000 or 50,000 non-similar answers. And Wu Xie Weibo said that it is a similar, even if there is no answer to the side.

This probability is too small, even if you buy a welfare lottery ticket, there will be one in forty or fifty thousand bets to win.

After browsing the comments of netizens, in addition to being surprised, he didn't believe it, Wu Xie saw that the time was ripe, so he announced the mystery.

"I'm the monkey, so I'll give the Seven Fairies a basket!"

This is also the answer in the cross talk between Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

Netizens are blindfolded!

Basket!

It turned out to be a basket!

Damn, a monkey is a monkey, you don't do anything with such a beautiful seven fairies, just give a basket!

While netizens were speechless and depressed, they couldn't help but secretly admire Wu Xie.

There is no one in this brain hole.

Who would have thought that it would be a basket.

is worthy of being the author of Journey to the West, and his head is different from others. It's no wonder that people can write books that go beyond Journey to the East, and they only deserve to read his novels.

ps。 is about to end this paragraph of Journey to the West, and some readers are dissatisfied with this paragraph, and I don't bother to change it. is about to enter a new chapter, which is a copy of published novels. If you have any good published novels to recommend, you can comment on them. By the way, I ask for a recommended ticket and a collection!