"Go down, go down, if you two rammers go with you, the bride will definitely be too scared to come!" Li Xiaopang kicked hard twice in the car, and then kicked Xiong Da who was stuck in the car door. It's also a little stronger, crashing into Xiong Er's body and rolling on the snow.

The two brothers were also aggrieved, sitting on the ground and chattering, and many tourists followed suit: "Bring it, anyway, you are called Black Blind Zitun, and these two black bears are still mascots." ”

Li Xiaopang blinked his little eyes a few times, and he had a plan in his heart. simply pulled the maid out of the car and told the convoy to continue moving, while the two of them stayed behind to make arrangements.

When I arrived at the commune, there was the village chief's uncle, and everything was going on in an orderly manner: when I arrived at the woman's house, I had to call the door first. This must be shouted by the new uncle, and the content is generally "Mom, open the door" and the like.

Some young tourists also followed suit, but the sound was rolling, so frightened that the woman's house hurriedly opened the door, and the crowd rushed in, as if robbing relatives.

Sitting in the wedding car, the bride was a little unhappy, and Li Jinbao, who knew the silly music next to her elbow crutches, muttered in a low voice, "People use Mercedes-Benz BMW as the head car, and the last time I have an Audi, you are good, use the bus to turn me back." ”

It's good if I don't use the four wheels in my village - Li Jinbao thought in his heart, but he didn't dare to say that. If you annoy the bride or her family, it is not impossible to pull it back on the spot, so you can only do it one by one.

The brother-in-law who escorted the car also pouted: "Brother-in-law, how much money will you give me for the car in a while, and now it has risen to 800 yuan?" ”

Li Jinbao was shocked again: prices have risen, and the money for the car has also been gross, at most 100 in the past?

The bride tore off her hijab and glanced at it, she also had the ability to see, and when she saw Li Jinbao's virtue, she knew that the red envelope would definitely not be able to be used, so she changed her crutch to pinch, and twisted it vigorously around Li Jinbao's waist: "If my little brother is not satisfied, do you want to have good fruit to eat——"

The groom could only secretly complain in his heart, wondering if after getting off the car, would he ask Uncle Ming to pay more money for the car?

After a while, I saw the black blind man in front of me, and as a result, the bus slowed down slowly, and I didn't walk fast, and then I heard the brother-in-law jump up from the seat and shout: "Bear, bear!" ”

The bride also lifted the corner of the red hijab, good fellow, I saw that in the middle of the road in front of me, two black blind men stood up, and they were dressed very festively, wearing red and green, and wearing big red flowers on their chests, and they were standing upright in this direction.

There was also a group of people standing next to the road, in front of which was Li Xiaopang leading the girl, followed by a few drummers, only to see Li Xiaopang's little fat hand waved, and immediately the suona sounded, the gongs and drums were noisy, and the atmosphere was not warm.

"Drive slowly, don't be stiff, Jinbao, hurry up and take your daughter-in-law down and get on the sedan chair!" Li Xiaopang shouted with a smile, and as he spoke, he lifted the simple sedan chair that had just been prepared on the ground and put it on Xiong Da Xiong Er's shoulder.

This sedan chair is obviously a temporary patchwork, the sedan pole is two flat sticks, a chair is tied to it, and there is no sedan curtain around, but a parasol is supported on it. Fortunately, a lot of red silk and big red flowers were used to decorate, and I could barely see the meaning of a sedan chair.

Seeing this posture, Li Jinbao was also blindfolded, and was stunned for a long time before he said: "If you sit on this, it seems to be more special than Mercedes-Benz BMW or something——"

"If you want to sit down, it's scared to death." Seeing Xiong Da Xiong Er's big mouth fork flowing straight out, the bride was a little panicked.

At this time, the brother-in-law suddenly jumped up: "I want to sit, I want to sit in a sedan chair, it's fun for a bear to carry a sedan chair." As he spoke, he jumped down from the open car door, but fortunately, the speed was very slow and he didn't fall.

"These two bears often come into our village to wander around, and they are all familiar with each other, so don't be afraid." Li Jinbao also had a sense of manhood on his body, and he coldly held his daughter-in-law in his arms and jumped off the bus. Then, in the screams of the bride, lift her high and get her to the chair of the sedan chair. Then, he rode on a big white horse that had been prepared for him a long time ago, and immediately turned into Prince Charming. One rides a horse and the other sits in a sedan chair, which brings a bit of a retro wedding posture.

And me, and me - my brother-in-law was so anxious that he had already forgotten about the car money in the United States.

"It's okay, Brother Bear doesn't have anything else, it's just strength!" Li Xiaopang stuffed his brother-in-law into the bride's arms, and then stuffed two pieces of candy into Xiong Daxiong Er's mouth, and then shouted: "Let's go-"

In the sound of gongs, drums and suona, Xiong Daxiong Er took four square steps, twisted his big buttocks, swayed and swayed, and marched towards the black blind mantun. Don't really say it, these two brothers are meaty, and the sedan chair is quite stable.

For the sake of insurance, Li Xiaopang still took care of it beside him, and he still blew it in his mouth: "This is the rule of our black blind tun, black blind tun, you must use the black blind man to pick up the bride——"

In fact, this is also his temporary idea, mainly to make some gimmicks, after all, so many tourists attend the wedding, if there is no special or something, I am sorry for the audience.

As for the effect, you can see it from the reactions of those tourists. These people stopped taking the bus, they all jumped off the bus, huhula and walked with them, and more than half of them were holding mobile phones or cameras in their hands, giggling and recording this rare scene.

There are those who record the bear carrying the sedan chair, and then there are also those who record the drummer, and the few trumpeters are also energetic, the cheeks are drummed, and the suona sound is shocking.

When the bride saw this formation, her heart was also beautiful: it was really special enough-

The tourists were talking while watching the excitement, and a big girl also said to the object: "When we get married, you ride a horse and I sit in a sedan chair, and use these two bears to carry a sedan chair, it looks so festive, you see, they still eat sugar in their mouths!" ”

Her boyfriend secretly complained: In the city, where can I find you a bear. The zoo is there, but it can't be done, and even if it can be made, can the bear carry the sedan chair?

The big girl was also real: "Simply, we will come to the Black Blind Tun to hold a wedding at that time!" ”

When the tall and strong couple next to them heard this, they regretted it: "Oh, why didn't we think of this trick, holding a wedding in the city, the money is not spent, and it is all a mold, and there is no energy at all——"

After the fact, there were really a lot of good people who came to the black blind tun to hold a wedding, and Xiong Daxiong Er became a professional sedan chair, and the schedule had to be booked two or three months in advance. This has also become a unique scenery in the Black Blind Tun, and even Li Xiaopang, the initiator, did not expect this effect.

But after all, this is the first time that the eldest girl has been on the sedan chair, and the business of the brothers is not very skilled, especially there are many tourists around to tease them, in order to snatch food from the hands of tourists, they almost threw off the sedan chair.

"Concentrate on it, go back to the village and take care of enough food!" Li Xiaopang hurriedly reprimanded these two disrespectful guys, coaxed and scared them all the way, and finally entered the village and came to the new house.

"Fall off the sedan chair-" Li Xiaopang shouted, and Xiong Daxiong Er threw the flat pole on the ground in a moment, almost shaking off the bride's hijab. Then, the two men screamed and rushed into the yard to find food.

Shocked, Li Jinbao hurriedly stepped forward and carried his new daughter-in-law into the house, and in the sound of firecrackers, the little dolls began to sprinkle grains and colored paper, and the monkey was the highest.

Go into the house and put the bride on the kang to sit on it. During this period, you can't walk around casually on the ground, so you have to sit honestly on the kang. If it had been in the early years, there would have been a big axe under the mattress.

As for the urgency to go to the toilet, this is generally fine, because when she was at her mother's house, the bride was told by her parents: she must drink less water, and she usually eats two eggs for breakfast.

Then the brother-in-law and sister-in-law moved the bedding, moved the curtains, etc., more or less, they had to give a red envelope. Only then did the brother-in-law remember: "I haven't paid the money for the car yet!" ”

Li Jinbao had no choice but to hand over the original red envelope, but before his brother-in-law opened the red envelope and then played the donkey, Li Xiaopang looked at him, and the monkey three dragged the brother-in-law away. This kid was also willing to play with the little monkey, and in the blink of an eye, he ran away.

After the ceremony, he let all the guests to the village chief's uncle's house, put on cigarettes, wine, sugar and tea, chatter, and wait for the meal. For the arrangement of the whole wedding, the mother's family is still quite satisfied, especially the novel form of the bear carrying the sedan chair, which adds a lot of color to the wedding.

As for those who help in the village, they will take their places and start to work, and the flowing water mat is not something that can be done by one person, it all depends on the efforts of everyone.

The tourists were not idle, and walked to Li Daming's house, because they had been told that the person who wrote the gift account was there.

When people in the city get married, they are all red envelopes; More advanced is to transfer money directly with Alipay, and I am still more curious about this traditional way of writing gift accounts.

When I entered the house, I saw a table of eight immortals on the kang, and the old man Wu was sitting cross-legged in the kang, and there was a pile of red paper and brush and ink on the table in front of him; Next to him sat Uncle Yu, holding a big bag in his arms, and the two of them had a clear division of labor, one kept accounts and the other collected money.

The work of these two people is very important, so the pay is also high. After writing for a while, when I have free time, I will give four dishes and drink them slowly.

"Each of us tourists can only follow fifty-" Li Xiaopang shouted, he knew that some tourists were not bad for money, but they couldn't break the rules.

"I only have a hundred in my pocket, what if I don't have fifty?" Gao Dazhuang originally wanted to follow the five hundred, after all, he was an old relationship, and now it seems that he can only wait for a while to sneak it to the eighth master.

Li Xiaopang smiled: "It's okay, ask Uncle Yu to find you fifty." "It is said that in the early years, the etiquette elements were relatively small, one piece and two yuan, take five yuan with the gift, and get this to find back three yuan, and then drag the family with the mouth, two yuan can eat a large family, who called life difficult at that time, as for now, just like these tourists, just want to have fun.

So the tourists giggled and began to salute and sign up, and when they heard that the old Yu of the countryside came out, Li Xiaopang had to shout again: "It's all big, the screen name doesn't count!" ”

was making a commotion, when he heard the sound of beating the bamboo board outside, Li Xiaopang's eyes couldn't help but light up: "Hurry out with the elements, the one who sings the happy song is coming——"

Some tourists disagreed: "We have seen a lot at the door of the hotel, who has a happy event, they will knock on the board, and many can attract twenty or thirty, all of them are knocking on the board to ask for money, and it is good to be able to say two auspicious words." ”

"Let's see, everyone, we all sing happy songs, all of them are set in one, and whoever doesn't listen will regret it." Li Xiaopang was the first to rush out.

Let's take a look, too—and the tourists are following along.