Chapter 193: Singular

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Knowing that the tigress gave birth to twins, Li Xiaopang was also so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, and he would open his mouth to send a basket of eggs for a while, and then he would say that he would slaughter a sheep and send it over. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The stupid uncle next to him also added to the chaos, humming non-stop: "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, one has no ears, the other has no tail, it's strange, it's strange-"

"Stop singing, I finally got two tiger cubs, and they all called you to be crippled!" Li Xiaopang stopped with a grin, and then went to the Tiger Cave to take a look.

Yaya waved her little hand vigorously, and the old man Wu also persuaded beside her, saying that the tigress was afraid of life, and what if she ate the tiger cub again.

There is also this saying, doesn't it say that tiger poison does not eat children? Li Xiaopang deliberately went to Uncle Biao for verification, but Uncle Biao couldn't say clearly, so he could only ask Yaya to describe it as much as possible. The little girl compared for a long time, and Li Xiaopang probably figured it out, the little tiger cub was the size of his palm, and he hadn't opened his eyes yet, except for breastfeeding, he was sleeping, and there was nothing to look at.

So I had to suppress the excitement in my heart, and after a month, the little tiger cub grew like a tiger's head, and then I found a way to take a look.

After the weather is clear, the villagers continue to dig pits and plant trees, and after a month's work, they also make several small forests, as long as they are raised for ten years and eight years, after the trees are all mature, this is definitely another scenery. At the very least, it's okay to expand the forest several times.

After winter, the pit digging is too strenuous, and the huge reforestation work comes to an end. However, this matter, like planting grass, is a long-term plan, and it cannot be completed in three years and five years. You must know that the barren mountain on the other side of Wuling Peak is not as easy as at the foot of the mountain.

With Li Xiaopang secretly irrigated twice, there is no need to worry about the survival rate of the saplings. And Li Xiaopang didn't dare to use the urea provided by Monkey Three: the newly planted saplings jumped several meters at once, and anyone who saw it knew that there was a problem here. It's better to go a long time, just a little longer every year.

Unconsciously, the first snow of winter fell, and at this time, the people in the village began to winter cats. On a cold day, they all eat two meals, get up late and go to bed early every day, and have nothing to do during the day.

However, with the rise of tourism in the Black Blind Tun, the long-established custom of cat winter is gradually moving away. Everyone is busy receiving tourist groups every day, pondering some ice and snow characteristic tourism projects, and basically can't be idle.

In addition, in the slack season, it is also a good time to marry a daughter-in-law, first, the grain produced in the field is sold, and there is money in hand, and second, everyone is idle, and it is convenient to do things.

Combining this folk custom with tourism is a way for Li Da to come up with a way to make money. Originally, there are fewer tourism projects in winter, and the happy events are lively, eating, drinking and having fun are definitely popular with tourists.

No, as soon as winter began, Li Jinbao, the eldest grandson of the eighth master, set a date and kicked off the prelude to the red affair. The woman's family is from the commune, and I heard from the village chief's uncle, a big red media, that this girl's father is still a small cadre in the township. If it were replaced by a few years ago, only the crooked melons and cracked dates that no one really wanted, would be willing to marry the poor black blind man. But in the past two years, the black blind man has been booming, and he has made a lot of noise, and the eyes of outsiders have changed, and some girls are rushing to get married.

Generally, weddings, funerals, and weddings look at the days, and they all look for Li Da to understand. This year, because he wanted to link marriage with travel, Li Da understood that after turning over the old yellow calendar for a long time, he chose Sunday as an auspicious day.

To hold a happy event in the countryside, you have to make noise for at least a few days. For example, on the first day, you have to gather the helpers together and assign their own work, who is responsible for lighting the fire, who is responsible for pouring water, who is responsible for serving the dishes, etc., all of which are assigned to the specific heads. Of course, helping is not in vain, and the owner can reward two boxes of cigarettes.

The person in charge is called the head of the work, with the greatest power, overall arrangement, and everything has to be at the mercy of everything.

Generally speaking, those who are busy with fishing must have a certain prestige in the village, and can do things, in the black blind man, the village chief is generally busy, and sometimes, Li Daming also occasionally makes a cameo, but there is no village chief uncle to speak.

Because the eighth master is highly respected in the black blind Zitun, the village chief uncle and Li Daming went out of the mountain together, the village chief uncle mainly faced the black blind Zitun and his mother's guests, and Li Daqing had to face those tourists. As for the rest of the idle people in the village, they all went into battle. Even Li Xiaopang was assigned an errand: to accompany his mother's guests.

The main task of accompanying guests is to drink, eat and drink well to the guests, and return happily, without picking hairs and thorns, even if it is a victory. So the first condition is to be able to speak and drink.

On Saturday, the tourists arrived, because Sister Lin had made a publicity in advance, so there were more than 300 tourists in this wave, and the black blind man almost couldn't arrange it.

Tourist Wuyang Wuyang was frightened, and secretly found the village chief's uncle: "How many chewing melons do you have to prepare?" ”

Of course, the village chief uncle understood what the old man was worried about, so he hurriedly comforted: "Don't worry, you will definitely not be able to lose, I understand that I have told the tourists that I will follow the money with a little bit, thirty or fifty, which means that it is regarded as spending money to eat and drink." ”

When the eighth master heard this, he was relieved: "Then we have to prepare the banquet harder, don't let the people in the city say that we are black and blind." ”

In this regard, the village chief's uncle certainly knows in his heart, eight cold and eight hot, sixteen big dishes with local characteristics, and they must all be satisfied.

Because there are so many tourists, almost half of the black blind people's homes are temporarily occupied. In the past, for weddings and funerals, the neighbors were enough.

In the face of this situation, the village chief did not dare to slack off, and on Saturday morning, he began to distribute manpower to gather the tables, chairs, benches, pots and pans of those who had not been requisitioned.

Door-to-door, village-wide dispatch. When the tourists saw it, they also felt fresh, so they also proposed it to Li Da, asking to join the group and work together, so that they could have a sense of participation.

Li Da understands that he is as good as a stream, and he also assigns tasks to tourists: the tall and strong group is young, and they are responsible for errands such as serving dishes and pouring wine; Among the elderly people, some are responsible for lighting the fire, and some are responsible for washing the dishes. Of course, these people are not skilled enough in business, and at the same time, they have arranged for the villagers to be the main force, and these tourists are mixed with each other.

In the afternoon, two large fat pigs were slaughtered, the yang of the boil, the enema of the enema, and the other like the head and hooves into the water, and an additional batch was purchased.

On Saturday night, the courtyard of the eighth master's house had already set up a shed and set up a large oil pot, and there were some dishes that needed to be oiled, which had to be prepared in advance. In the past few years, when the standard of living was relatively low, people had less oil and water in their stomachs, and if someone's family was too oily when they were doing errands, they could starve the little doll to death.

Li Xiaopang had this experience when he was a child, especially for fried meatballs and a few kinds of pasta, which he has been obsessed with for many years. So I joined in the fun, and after the fried things came out of the pot, I sneaked two to taste them: Hey, it's still the same taste!

Seeing Li Xiaopang eating alone, the monkey squeaked in a hurry, there was no way, Li Xiaopang hurriedly stuffed a ball over and plugged the little monkey's mouth: Didn't you look at stealing food, what are you talking about!

Some tourists also look around, of course, they all have the same example, you taste two meatballs, he grabs two bean stalks, mainly to draw a fresh, who is still bad to stutter this year.

But I can't stand the many people and miscellaneous people, I come and go, and all the fried ones have been tasted, and I can't do it, so I have to prepare again, and I didn't stop until midnight. I'm tired of a few masters, and I can't even hold chopsticks when I eat.

Early the next morning, before dawn, the team to pick up the relatives was about to set off. In previous years, it must be Uncle Biao's four-wheeled wedding car. But now there are more than 10 tour buses in Sister Lin's company, so they are all tied with big red flowers and ready to go.

More than half of the tourists also joined in the fun, and they were not "invited" to participate, but "forced" to participate.

It hurt Li Da to understand that he checked the number of people several times in pairs, and it was said here that when he went, the number of people must be singular, and then he took back the bride, just to make up the double number, which is auspicious.

"San'er, you come down, hurry up, you can't be considered a leader!" Li Da understood that the third monkey also squatted on the seat to make up the numbers, and left to push down. But Monkey San just likes to join in the fun, of course he refuses to go down, which makes the tourists can't hold back their laughter, and they interrupt one after another: or just look at Monkey San as a person.

In the end, Monkey San still mixed into the marrying team. The tourist bus lined up in a big way and drove out of the black blind tun. Now the road is easy to walk, and it doesn't take an hour to get to the commune, but you have to pick up relatives early.

Soon after leaving the village, the convoy stood up, and it turned out that two road blockers appeared on the road ahead and stopped in the middle of the road. Li Da understood that he didn't know what the situation was, so he hurriedly got out of the car and took out the red envelope from his pocket while running forward. In the past, there were also this kind of car stoppers, all of which were red envelopes with one or two pieces, and they could be sent away.

When he came to the front and took a look, Li Da understood that he put the red package back in his pocket, and then pointed at Xiong Da Xiong Er and scolded: "You still want to learn from Wang Laohu to rob relatives-"

The two rammed goods sat in the middle of the road, humming and chirping. In winter, the snow falls in the forest, and it is not so easy to find food, these two brothers did not hibernate last year, and their biological clock is a little disordered, so they are worried about going to the black blind mantun to fight the autumn wind. I smelled the fragrance all night last night, but I didn't dare to enter the village, I happened to meet on a narrow road, and of course I refused to give up easily.

Or the monkey three had a trick, ran down from the car, gave Xiong Daxiong Er a few pieces of candy, and the two big stupid bears immediately rolled into the ditch to reminisce. Li Xiaopang looked at these two brothers and was also pitiful, so he shouted: "Go back to the village to drink happy wine, and follow the joy, and make a few more litters of bear cubs!" ”

Although Xiong Daxiong Er couldn't understand, but Yaya was here, and I didn't know how she communicated with Xiong Daxiong Er, these two guys immediately screamed and squeezed into the bus, and their fat bodies were stuck in the door, which caused the tourists to exclaim. And those old tourists followed suit: "Take these two stupid bears, it's still singular anyway-"