Who do you want to jail for what crime?

Shabei took the initiative to attack and launched a group mockery: "I'll tell you when you're done, didn't you collectively run me just now?" Let's take a look at the anger of the host of the legal program, I want to put you in prison one by one, so that you will never turn over! ”

"Hey! Who is afraid of whom, it is not a difficult thing to plant a crime! ”

"Come on, come on, hurt each other~~"

"Shabei, guilty of imitating animals!"

"Puff haha~~ Brother Honglei, what is the crime of imitating animals?"

"He imitates corgis everywhere without permission! Imitate huskies too! ”

"Hahahaha......" The crowd laughed and clapped their legs. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Shabei was almost driven crazy by Sun Honglei, and Sun Honglei chased after him with a smile: "Not only imitating animals, he also has the crime of nagging, and he talks too much, which makes people's ears calloused!" ”

Huang Bo followed and stabbed again: "There is also the crime of high and low, it is 1.7 meters with shoes, and only 1.6 meters without shoes!" ”

"Hahaha!"

"Woohoo!"

"Do you want to be so ruthless?"

"I'm going to die laughing!"

Shabei was besieged by everyone, and had no choice but to pull the youngest Zhang Yixing as an ally: "Yixing, hurry up and help Brother Bang, go back, and kill them!" ”

Where did Zhang Yixing dare, fortunately, Sha Yi stepped forward, and Ersha took turns to criticize: "Brother Honglei, it's not a beautiful crime!" Obviously not beautiful, I have to say that I am Sun Meili all day long, a big liar! ”

"There is also the crime of not recharging in arrears! What fees are owed? Hmph, IQ, of course! ”

"Brother Huang Bo, the actor is guilty, he is obviously a trap digger, but he pretends to be a victim, actor-level acting skills!"

"And Yang An......"

"I warn you, my brother and sister look at you, and if you have the courage, you will speak out boldly!"

“……”

This game has been played for more than half an hour, and it is almost finished, anyway, the unreliable production team, the unreliable questioners and answerers, the unreliable directors and guests, there is no seriousness even for a minute.

After finishing the problem, I started playing other games and opened the second app, which is a popular software, which is to give people the freedom to match clothes and deal with hairstyles.

Guo Hongyang put forward two requirements: "First, dress yourself, choose four sets of clothes that can be worn in daily life, save and upload." Second, choose from the costumes specified by the program and choose two outfits for the others. ”

You may have guessed the content of the game, so I won't talk about dressing yourself up, but to match other people's costumes, maybe the production team will really choose such costumes later, and let others wear them, for the sake of pranks, of course, how exaggerated and funny!

So, the 4 sets of clothes that everyone chooses for themselves are all serious matching, which is very in line with their own style, but it is strange to match others, what lady hats, bell bottoms, children's vests, high heels, in short, try their best to make things difficult for others, but when they are happy, it seems that everyone forgets that they are also being troubled by others, and sooner or later, they will also be retributed.

At around 9:10 a.m., the minibus slowly stopped.

Guo Hongyang smiled and said, "Okay, the shooting destination has arrived, everyone can go down." ”

When I opened the door of the minibus, the sun was shining brightly outside, and the six people who had been locked in the dim space all felt a little dazzling, and they got off the bus after getting used to it for a while.

"Oooh......"

"Wow!"

"This is ......"

"What the hell?"

Everyone who gets out of the car will be amazed and all will be stunned.

All around is piled up into a hill of vehicle fragments and parts, some heavy industrial forklifts, excavators, cranes are working here, from time to time there are large trucks to drag the scrapped vehicles in, unloaded and piled up in the vehicle stacking area, countless old vehicles from ten or twenty years ago are quietly piled up around, only cold shells.

In this way, the six people stood simply and rudely in the open air, the air was filled with the smell of cut and burned rubber, and the sound of rumbling heavy machinery was in their ears, and it was all desolate as far as the eye could see, if it weren't for a row of cameras in front of them, more than a dozen people were waiting for them, no one would have thought that this would be the scene of the show.

"This is the automobile industry base of Hongfeng Jiangnan Industrial Zone, in addition to the dismantling and recycling point of Hongfeng scrapped motor vehicles, there is also the largest used car market in Central China, second-hand parts trading market, new car auto parts characteristic industrial park, etc., the entire industrial park covers an area of more than 50 square kilometers."

Guo Hongyang asked people to move over a whiteboard with a map of Jiangnan Industrial Zone pasted on it, and gave a brief introduction.

Yang An asked, "What is this asking us to do?" Are you here to experience car dismantling? ”

Everyone looked around, and indeed at the entrance of the huge factory, they saw some staff wearing protective clothing and hard hats, manually handling an old car that had just been unloaded.

"Wow! The five of them are really amazing! ”

"Oh oh, that's how the door was pulled down!"

"So a big piece of ceiling upholstery?"

"Wow, all the seats are removed, I think we'll take them away later!"

Almost in the blink of an eye, many parts of the car were dismantled, and the engine compartment began to be disposed of by multiple people, and it didn't take long for the engine and gearbox to be dismantled and set aside to be completely destroyed later.

Guo Hongyang called back the six people who were distracted and said: "Let me tell you a good news first, the Red Maple Police have solved the case of the theft of the office in the last show and recovered all the property, our production team is now rich again, and it will not go bankrupt in a short time." ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Congratulations!"

"Hey~~ Here we go again!"

The six people laughed a few times, pretended to bless a few words, and were stunned, they had long known that the production team had no discipline, and they would definitely die quickly when they listened to the director's words!

Guo Hongyang said: "The following is bad news, because your selfish money grabbing behavior in the last two issues has brought a great negative impact on the whole society......

Sha Bei was the first to be unhappy: "Director Guo, you can't be so tricky, right?" It's a task you arranged, and we can't carry this pot, right? ”

Sun Honglei was also unhappy, and said with his head held high: "What negative effect?" Didn't I donate all my money? ”

Poof!

Other people still wanted to choke with the director, but they were interrupted by Sun Honglei like this, and they laughed again, and they couldn't answer, did you donate the money? It's obviously Yang An's donation!

Guo Hongyang ignored everyone's protests and said: "The Hongfeng Intermediate People's Procuratorate has filed a public prosecution against you, and the court has approved the arrest of the six of you. ”

The six people were anxious, and hurriedly took out their mobile phones to surf the Internet, and sure enough, after seeing that the police wanted the citizens to actively report, they all wailed!

"Just because you want to grab money, you want to arrest us?"

"We're stars! This is a show, do you understand! ”

"This is going to be caught?"

The six of them protested loudly, especially when they saw the discussion area where the citizen reported it, everyone was depressed, how can this be played? Ordinary people can report it, won't they fall into the sea of people's war?

Guo Hongyang said: "There is no charge of robbing money, robbing money is just a wedge for the Hongfeng Intermediate People's Procuratorate to become interested in you, they have conducted an in-depth investigation of the six of you, and prosecuted each of you on new charges!" Now, I read the charges of each of you! ”

Yang An and Sha Bei laughed, this is the usual trick of the running man, in the second phase of the water gun spy war, the seven of them were locked up in prison, or did Officer Li Yifeng personally arrest them, using some provisions in the running man law, extremely ridiculous and funny reasons, they were arrested one by one, and today they used this trick, it is estimated that these four newcomers must be confused, right?

Sure enough, as soon as they heard that they were really guilty, the four newcomers became nervous.

Guo Hongyang started as a newcomer, and was the first to pinch the soft persimmon: "Zhang Yixing, your crime is the crime of weakness, the prosecutor thinks that you lack manliness, you are submissive in front of your five companions, you have no opinions, and you are not bloody enough, it is too embarrassing to challenge the face of the men's gang, and decided to arrest you, and then inject you with 'real man' serum to transform it." ”

Poof!

Everyone applauded in unison, and Zhang Yixing protested: "Where am I not like a real man?" Look at my muscles, they're so strong that they can't even break! I can run 100 meters for 14 seconds, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and I can go up to the fifth floor in one breath with a liquefied gas jar! I don't need a manly serum! I don't need to! ”

Yang An smiled and touched Zhang Yixing's white and tender face: "Who told you to look too white, and your skin is tender and smooth?" ”

"Is it smooth?"

"Is the skin really good? Let my brother touch it! ”

Seeing Yang An taking the lead, everyone else came over to take advantage of Zhang Yixing, and rubbed oil by the way, which made Zhang Yixing laugh non-stop: "I'm really a man!" I warn you, don't move your hands and feet, Ada~~~"

After bullying Zhang Yixing, it was Sha Yi's turn to read now, Guo Hongyang read: "Sha Yi, wow, you have two crimes, you are guilty of the crime of flowering!" ”

“what？”

Sha Yi's eyes were about to fall: "I'm distracted? ”

Hahaha......

The other five all squatted down laughing! Sha Yike is the image of a good man, how can he be bothered?

Sha Yi felt that the sky was about to fall, and he couldn't wait to beat Guo Hongyang.

“…… And the Snitch Crime! The prosecution hates that you are swaying left and right in front of two women, so the prosecution has produced a Xiao Guo faction and a Xiao Tong faction, and after a final discussion, it was decided to charge you with these two crimes! ”

Sha Yi clutched his chest, with a pained expression on his face, staggered a few steps, and was held up by the other brothers who were laughing.

"I'm wronged, I'm ...... I am the shopkeeper of true love Tong, but it's a pity that the filmmaker doesn't make a sequel, how can you let me be with her? ”

Sha Yi really couldn't cry or laugh, and Guo Hongyang also laughed: "You can keep these words and tell the judge, in short, you are afraid that you will be in a catastrophe today." Here's Huang Bo! (To be continued.) )