Hearing his name, Huang Bo spit out two mouthfuls on his hands, jumped a few times on the spot, and clenched his hands into fists to make a free fighting state: "Come on, I want to see how you convict me!" ”

Guo Hongyang hurriedly explained: "This is a public prosecution proposed by the procuratorate, um, but I guess they must have referred to the advice of your five accomplices......

"Our accomplice's suggestion ......" Huang Bo shouted: "I knew that the test we did in the car just now did not have good results!" ”

"You just found out!"

"It's all a routine!"

Everyone else shouted angrily, these messy charges were all written by everyone themselves, this is really their own cheating!

Guo Hongyang said: "Huang Bo's crime is...... Trafficking in traffic! ”

Hahaha!

Sha Bei laughed twice and stopped abruptly, Huang Bo immediately noticed it and grabbed him: "Say, did you write this charge?" I knew you wrote it! ”

Shabei said proudly: "The eldest husband stands up to the sky, he doesn't change his name or his surname, that's right, I wrote it!" Because you're like that, smiling, seemingly sincere, but actually thinking about deceiving other little girls' lollipops, and trying to kidnap all the fans and group performers who trust you......"

Huang Bo couldn't laugh: "Where did I abduct and sell fans?" ”

Shabei added: "I still regret it now, and I should add two more words, the crime of abduction and trafficking of women!" You specifically kidnap and sell your female fans......"

"Shabei, stop me!"

The two quarreled again, and Guo Hongyang took the opportunity to announce: "Sun Honglei, there are many crimes, one is illegal embezzlement!" ”

Oooh oh!

The remaining three people coaxed, and Yang An smacked his tongue and said: "Illegal occupation, what did he occupy?" ”

Sha Yi said: "What else can it be?" Grab VJ's electric car, grab people's bicycles, encroach on public parking spaces......"

Sun Honglei hurriedly knocked off the hands of the two and protested: "Don't talk nonsense, director, don't put a trumped-up charge on me, illegal embezzlement, what am I illegally occupying?" ”

Guo Hongyang said: "The prosecutor believes that Sun Honglei illegally invaded the inner world of tens of millions of female fans without permission and firmly occupied their hearts. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Wow!"

"I'll go!"

"What a shame!"

"I can't stand it~~~ Brother Honglei, you are so shameless!"

"You two don't chase it, Brother Honglei illegally invaded the hearts of tens of millions of female fans and was prosecuted by the prosecutor!"

A group of people really couldn't stand this crime, and the embarrassment cancer broke out, Huang Bo and Sha Bei also got goosebumps all over their bodies when they heard it, and they fell to the ground, and the more they looked at Sun Honglei, the more embarrassed they became.

Sun Honglei slowly turned from anger at the beginning to pride and pride, and the micro-expression on his face completely betrayed the little joy in his heart, but he still raised his hand and pointed at Guo Hongyang, pretending to be arrogant and said: "These guys from the procuratorate ...... It's so shameless, don't leave after school, wait for my beautiful grandson to come and send you a red envelope. ”

Guo Hongyang continued: "There are other crimes, the second one, arson, 365 days a year, and it is a crime of setting fire to the hearts of female fans for 24 hours! ”

"Oh my God...... Crashed ......"

"What the hell!"

"Whose condemnation is this? Don't face at all! ”

"Set fire in the hearts of female fans! ohmygod~ Let me vomit for a while! ”

The five of them went crazy collectively, and they all squatted next to them and gagged.

Sun Honglei really smiled, his little eyes were so squinted that he couldn't see it, his old face showed a layer of redness, and he hurriedly waved his hand: "False names, all false names, haha!" That's a public prosecution from the people's procuratorate, right? After the end of the program, I donated 100,000 yuan, and then sent a pennant, with the words "If you look at the fire, you can see the details", and beat the gong and drum to send it to your unit! ”

"Don't talk about Brother Honglei, if you say it again, I'm going to vomit in the morning!"

"Vomit~~~ also send pennants, vomit ~~"

"Sun Meili, your crime is too numb!"

"Shameless! Shameless! ”

"Brother Honglei, you are such a big crime, you will definitely be so handsome that you have no friends......"

In fact, everyone guessed that in the first two episodes of the pursuit battle, Sun Honglei was indeed very miserable, and the choreographer and director team were deliberately adding scenes to Sun Honglei to increase his photogenicity and recognition, which is a small compensation.

There are still Sha Bei and Yang An left, everyone began to coax, many of the crimes were written by themselves, of course, there were also screenwriters who wrote them, although I don't know who wrote it, but everyone knew in their hearts that what was written to Sha Bei and Yang An was definitely not a good crime.

Guo Hongyang said: "Shabei, the first crime, the crime of high and low......"

As if struck by lightning, Sha Bei said embarrassedly in the laughter of everyone: "It doesn't matter if you go up or down, just don't say that I imitate animals." ”

Guo Hongyang said: "There is no crime of imitating animals, but the second crime, the crime of abusive love, you have not been married for many years and have remained single, delaying countless female fans who like you, you talk about it all day long and say that you love them, but you can't give them a stable home, the prosecutor thinks you are too abusive!" ”

Hahaha!

But after everyone laughed twice, they shut up again, and Shabei was ashamed: "I'm sorry everyone, this is what I did wrong, I ...... Alas, I really don't know how to explain it. ”

He wanted to say something, but Yang An stopped him with a look, it was best to bring it up after careful consideration, the most important thing is that Sha Bei is about to become a father now, their family wants to do all this secretly, and they don't even tell the public, of course, they can't easily expose their secrets because of a "crime".

"Thank you for the prosecutor's concern for me, I plead guilty to this charge...... Sha Bei applauded, said this sentence with a smile, and actually changed his habit of nagging and stopped talking, although others felt strange, but this matter may involve Sha Bei's private life, and others did not follow suit.

Guo Hongyang said: "The last is Yang An!" ”

Everyone was shocked, and only listened: "The first item, the crime of intentional injury!" got married early and had children, deliberately hurt the hearts of thousands of female fans, and refused to repent, showing affection on Weibo from time to time, showing cute babies, which is quite bad in nature! ”

"Wow~~~"

"It's a good crime, it's too apt."

"This crime deserves to be punished!"

"I hate you fancy dog abusers the most."

"It's so bad to get married at the age of 24 and be a father at the age of 25!"

Everyone applauded collectively and agreed with this charge, and Yang An's face turned red: "Should the prosecutor be so cruel?" However, I feel that this crime is a little softer than that of Brother Honglei. ”

Sun Honglei said depressedly: "I think so too, why is Yang An so warm here, and when he comes to me, he will become a high-grade black?" ”

Hahaha!

Premium Black!

Brother Honglei, you've become smarter!

Everyone laughed and continued to listen to the charges: "The second item is the crime of damaging cultural relics!" Because you don't care too much about the body of Yang An, the No. 1 cultural relic in the Chinese variety show industry, the cultural relics have suffered from gastrointestinal diseases for a long time, and often let him suffer external injuries, committing an unforgivable heinous crime! ”

"Isn't it!"

A group of people were envious, jealous and hateful, shouting and rushing up one after another, grabbing Guo Hongyang's arm and snatching the wanted document in his hand: "Give me a dozen for this kind of crime!" ”

"Why are you so good to Brother Yang?"

"You're going too far, and your preference isn't so biased, is it?"

"I'm also damaging artifacts! I damaged the body of Sha Bei, the No. 2 cultural relic in the Chinese variety show industry, hurry up and make up for such a crime for me! ”

"I'm number 3! I'm guilty! ”

"I'm number 4! I confess my sins! ”

Yang An smiled very happily, this kind of crime is really too numb, he can really understand the little joy in Sun Honglei's heart just now, and said loudly: "Okay, okay, Hongfeng Intermediate People's Procuratorate, right?" After recording the show, I will donate 1 million! I'll send a pennant too! ”

Sha Bei snatched the script and shouted: "The third crime, the crime of abuse of power, the abuse of power in his hands over the years, has provided more than 300 talented people with an opportunity and a stage to prove themselves. Oh my God, my God! This is an abuse of power? Who wrote all this? Who wrote all this? It's shameless! ”

"Ahhh There are still such shameless people in the world! ”

"Who is the choreographer who wrote this charge? You come out, I promise not to hit you! Why do I only have one charge? ”

"It's not fair!"

"I demand that a similar charge be added!"

A group of people kept making trouble, and this was a good time to steal the spotlight, holding the camera to protest, pulling Guo Hongyang and not letting go, and going to lead the screenwriter's little girl.

Huang Bo did this, took the hand of the assistant's little sister, and said softly: "Lingling, is it okay to write a few nice charges to your uncle?" It's okay, you quickly think, it doesn't matter if you add a scene temporarily, there are editors, when the show is recorded, my uncle will take you to watch a goldfish and buy you lollipops, okay? ”

Sun Honglei also came over and said with a smile: "Lingling, you told my brother that you wrote the crimes of illegal encroachment and arson?" Is Brother Honglei setting fire to your heart 365 days a day, 24 hours a day? But I also want to destroy cultural relics, can you add another crime to me? ”

Sha Bei poked his head over and suddenly asked, "Why does Huang Bo call himself uncle, Sun Honglei are your elder brother?" It's not the right generation! ”

"You go away!"

Huang Bo and Sun Honglei were furious, punching and kicking Shabei away.

Screenwriter Lingling doesn't know where to hide, she is photographed by the camera, and she is so ashamed to cover her face with her hands, when the choreographer and director of the extreme challenge are like this, and so is VJ, I often encounter this kind of sudden situation, and I am really hurt and happy to be pulled out by this group of entertaining artists to walk in front of the camera!

After the trouble, the crime must have been confirmed and cannot be changed, everyone looked down at their mobile phones, and reported that the police had issued six wanted warrants in the community, which was a very cinematic wanted.

The photos, names, charges, and facts of the crime of the six people were all clearly listed on the wanted notice, and the national audience saw this scene and all laughed miserably. (To be continued.) )