Chapter Twenty-Eight: As long as you can give birth to monkeys
The ginseng dolls are still squeezing each other's eyebrows, you are pulling my beard, and I am pulling your ginseng hair and making a fuss.
Su Qianruo unceremoniously took all the ginseng in his pocket, got up and left directly.
Mao Mao paused, waved his hand and made a gesture of sending.
Divination jumped up, hunched his back and said, "I'll send you home!" ”
Mao Mao nodded approvingly, the king really went to the top this time. If you find this woman's nest, you will not be afraid that she will run. I go to entangle it every day, and I love it for a long time, and I am entangled.
There are free monkeys to ride, no white no rides. It took a lot of time to reason with them, and the herbs were almost ready, and the sooner they got back to the hut, the better.
Divination is the king of the mountains in this mountain forest, and the terrain is naturally extremely familiar, much faster than when she herself uses two legs to find the way while looking for the mark.
Su Qianruo lay on the diviner's back with peace of mind, and let him jump up and down excitedly. From time to time, he was reminded not to jump too high, she was afraid of hitting her head.
When Su Qianruo arrived at the house, he didn't have time to call for divination, so he cleaned up the medicinal materials by the stream, and turned out an earthen pot from the house, filled the stove with firewood and made a fire, so he was busy.
Seeing that the three bowls of water in the earthen pot were fried into half a bowl of medicinal juice, Su Qianruo carefully poured the medicine into an earthen bowl, carefully blew it into the room, helped him up to fifteen, and let him drink the medicine one by one.
After guarding for a while, Su Qianruo felt a little hungry, so he grabbed another ginseng doll and came out, "Give the beard or the beard, you can do it." ”
Seeing that the ginseng doll could still live, her sad face immediately turned into a happy smile, and she happily plucked off all her ginseng hairs and beards, and handed it to Su Qianruo with a smile.
Su Qianruo chewed a few by himself, filled his belly, and reached out to stick to Fifteen's forehead, and his face changed suddenly.
The more it burns, the higher it gets!
Ginseng!
"What year are you ginseng?"
The ginseng doll holds out a radish hand.
Su Qianruo began to guess: "A hundred years? ”
The turnip hand shook.
"A thousand years?"
Neither is it.
…
Five thousand years!
It is 5,000 years of ginseng!
Now I'm going to kill Fifteen.
The older the ginseng, the more nourishing it is, and the eight treasures of Atractylodes macrocephalus soup only need a ginseng of ten to twenty years. Five thousand years of medicinal properties and efficacy are too good, he is injured, and his weakness cannot be replenished, and the great tonic is poison!
Su Qianruo rushed to the doctor in a hurry, and made fifteen like this, and he felt so guilty that he was about to die.
Divination lay on the window, looking at her again a crying look, tears rolled out of his eyes one by one, he also felt irritable, full of hostility to look at Fifteen, the heavens and men fought for a while, before he spoke: "You be a woman for me, I will find Mao Mao to tell the antelope to cut the horn and gnaw it for him, I sometimes have a fever, it is good to gnaw the horn." ”
If Su Qian is unwilling to lie to him, deceiving bad people is a ploy, and cheating divination is really immoral.
"I've been married, I've been married. I can't be a woman for you anymore! ”
Divination hung his head in frustration and was silent for a moment, but still waved his hand to summon Mao Mao and asked him to quickly get the antelope horns.
Mao Mao saw that Su Qian was a married woman, and she was instantly unhappy, so she whispered on the side of the divination ear: "King, there is no fragrant grass at the end of the world, why bother to wrap a single flower." This married woman is worthless, there is no need to pestering and sending gifts to please her, let's go back to the mountain, right? ”
Divination looked at Su Qianruo, who was staring at him, then at Mao Mao, thought for a while, jumped out and ran quickly, and after a while, he jumped into the forest and disappeared.
Su Qianruo looked at the fifteenth, which was getting hotter and hotter, helpless, and kept going around the room.
The ginseng doll was dragged by her leaves, pulled back and forth, and was directly dizzy, fell to the ground and pointed at the roof with a radish and couldn't help waving it.
Just when she was already disappointed to the point of despair, there was another tom-tom beating sound outside the door. The diviner appeared with a horn.
The afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on his body, and the sky was full of clouds behind him, and he seemed to be a god with gilded edges, appearing when Su Qianruo was most desperate.
He also helped Su Qianruo grind the cleaned horns into powder, Su Qianruo tentatively gave the powder and water to fifteen, she reached out and touched his forehead every once in a while, and touched it repeatedly ten times, and finally felt the temperature under the palm of her hand gradually drop.
Su Qianruo will have leisure to greet divination.
Divination sometimes envy fifteen lying in bed very vaguely, there is a big difference between having a woman and not having a woman. The room is clean and clean, and there are women busy coming in and out.
Unlike his cave, which was full of hairy bananas and plantain leaves, and some snacks and knick-knacks that he had borrowed from other animals and didn't pay them back.
There was a huge cave, and it was piled up like a warehouse. Just leave him room for a bed.
Every time he went in and out, he was afraid of stepping on his precious things.
But what can he do, in the whole mountain, within a radius of thousands of miles, only Maomao and a monkey can talk, chat with him, and make 36 plans and many ways.
Mao Mao also said that he would toss a woman to warm the bed for him, so that he could talk to multiple people, and in the future, he would give birth to a bunch of little monkeys to come out and call him Daddy.
He was happy at the thought of a bunch of monkeys crawling on the ground.
Alas, I finally met a woman today, who was married, and her husband was still alive. If you die... He doesn't actually dislike it.
But I couldn't see the woman's tears, and when I saw her crying like that, I really couldn't wait for him to die and then pester Su Qianruo to remarry. Then a good person will do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and give him a toss to live.
In this way, after asking for a favor, many neighbors will always talk to him from time to time in the future.
Divination sighed, but he still wanted a woman!
Su Qianruo saw his listless appearance, and felt a little awkward in his heart, "Divination, don't be discouraged, wait for fifteen, if we have the opportunity to go out in the future, I will help you find a woman who suits you to come back." By the way, do you have any requirements?
Divination came to the interest, "As long as it's a woman, it's fine." ”
Su Qianruo couldn't cry or laugh, "Women are also tall, short, fat and thin, young and old, beautiful and ugly, your request is too abstract, you have to be more specific, I can find it." ”
"As long as you can give birth to monkeys." Divination thought about it and added.
Su Qianruo had two big heads, and frustrated his back molars, "Who told you that women can give birth to monkeys?" ”
The diviner turned his head to look at Mao Mao, who was hiding under the window and eavesdropping.
It seems that it is a good thing for this hairy dry again.
"Woman, I can only give birth to children for you, if you want a monkey like Maomao, then I can't help you. Because only monkeys can give birth to monkeys, even if you find a monkey, it is not necessarily a monkey, it may be half human and half monkey. ”
I don't understand the divination.
Su Qianruo continued to give him an explanation lesson on the reproduction of species.
"You're human too, so you can only find someone to be your partner, and if the two of you are in love, you can have some children.
Mao Mao is a monkey, he looks for a female monkey, and what is born is a monkey!
Do you get it or don't you get it? (To be continued.) )