Chapter Twenty-Seven: You Two Are Hooligans

Su Qianruo took off the straw mark and threw it to the ground.

"Don't think that if you save me, you can do whatever you want! First, I'm not your woman! Second, I have something to do, I'm leaving! ”

Divination stretched out his arm to stop her, "Help, help... Help, help... Save... The more he spoke, the more nervous he became, and the words "help" were three words.

Su Qianruo was completely confused.

The diviner looked at Mao Mao for help.

Mao Mao shook the monkey's head twice and cleared his throat again, coughed twice pretending to be done, and then said unhurriedly: "The so-called grace of dripping water should be reciprocated by the spring, my king saved you, you can't repay it, and it is right to promise each other!" ”

If Su Qian didn't want to entangle with them more, he would lie down in uncertainty about life and death waiting for medicine to save his life.

"You blew a few times just now, didn't you? The beasts are rioting, aren't they? ”

"You whistled a few more times later, didn't you? The beasts aren't moving again, are they? ”

Diviner nodded.

"I have reason to believe that the tiger you recruited earlier and deliberately bit me! Look at my neck, the bleeding has just stopped, you call it a tiger! Do you know the rules of the world? This is called deliberately hurting people, and it is to be imprisoned and beaten!

Don't say that you should compensate me for my losses now!

But I'm in a hurry to find ginseng, otherwise I will definitely make a clear understanding with you one by one, and let you lose all your money.

Okay, you don't know what to say, I'm done, I'm leaving, stop me again, you two are hooligans! ”

Divination and Mao Mao were stunned, and watched Su Qianruo leave. It wasn't until everyone was far away and couldn't see it anymore that the diviner kept pounding the ground with his hands and roaring, "Ah... The king has no woman again! ”

Mao Mao came up intimately, put his face against the hand of divination, and said as if he were dead: "King, you beat me out of anger."

I came up with this bad idea, and the woman didn't cheat it, but was almost counted bankrupt.

It's the little one's mistake, the little one's heart is full of guilt, king!

If you beat me, you hit me, if you don't beat me, I feel uncomfortable, and if I don't feel comfortable, I will be depressed, and if I am depressed, I will not be able to eat bananas, and if I can't eat bananas, I will become thinner and thinner, and I will starve to death, starve to death, and there will be no more Maomao monkey......

Mao Mao doesn't want to die, Mao Mao doesn't want to leave the king, Mao Mao is the king's monkey, and death is the king's ghost! Boom..."

The divination was troubled with a lot of headaches, and he flicked Mao Mao's tail with his hand to straighten it, and then said earnestly: "Mao Mao, it's not that the king doesn't want to beat you, the king wants to slap you away."

You made me stutter, I did. You say it stimulates a woman's motherhood.

You asked me to recruit the tiger, I did, you said that this can be a perfect hero to save the beauty.

You asked me to pretend to be cute, I pretended to be, and you said it would make her promise to be a woman for me.

The king did everything you said.

But the first did not stimulate any motherhood, and the second trick was wrong, and the hungry tiger really bit people, and I was uneasy. The three women didn't catch it, and they worked for a long time in vain.

Maomao, you said that the king slapped you and didn't slap you to death. It's hard for the king to endure well!

Maomao, you have made the king look forward to it and disappointed, and the king's heart is now like being drenched in ice water.

Maomao, don't cry, that seems to be a woman's way of crying. Even if you cry blind, you can't become a female monkey.

Maomao, you said that the current world, the people in the mountains, why is it so difficult to talk about a daughter-in-law? ”

Mao Mao stopped crying, jumped on the divination shoulder, loosened his shoulders for him, pinched and kneaded and took it, with skillful gestures and full posture. The monkey's eyes spun around, and Mao Mao began to offer ideas again.

"King, Mao Mao still has a killer feature!"

Divination snorted comfortably twice, "Keep pinching, don't stop." What's the killer feature? ”

"The fierce girl is afraid of pestering Lang! King, let's pester her until she agrees to be the king's woman! ”

Divination's eyes lit up and he glanced at Maomao, "This trick works?" ”

Mao Mao nodded and nodded so that the monkey hair was messed up.

The divination immediately made a decision, twisted Maomao's tail around and folded it a few times, and hung it directly on the rattan belt around his waist, and a streamer chased in the direction where Su Qianruo disappeared like chasing the stars and the moon.

Su Qianruo didn't find the ginseng, and he was tired enough, so he found a smooth stone and sat down to breathe.

The roar of excitement, the voice of Mao Mao calling the king, the voice of the divination wow wah calling the woman, suddenly came from not far away.

Su Qianruo looked around, and the bare stones were all not tall or short, and they couldn't hide people at all.

Besides, the divination really needs to have the ability to drive the beasts, and if she hides under the soil, it will be dug out by the beasts who can make holes.

A man and a monkey were in front of him in an instant.

The little monkey swung around the waist of the diviner, and the diviner also hung his arms like a monkey, and sat on the ground with his back bent, staring at her with a blank eye.

Su Qianruo clasped his hands around and asked for a while: "What are you two doing here?" Ear-to-ear? Or are you going to compensate me? ”

Divination said loudly: "Pestering you, be my woman!" ”

Mao Mao supports the forehead. Your Majesty, you're too unscrupulous, aren't you? Bai taught you those thirty-six tricks...

Su Qianruo raised his eyebrows, thinking that they were the kings of this mountain, it should be easy to find ginseng.

"Hold me, where will you go where I go? What do you do if I do? Whatever I want, you will give it to me? ”

The diviner nodded directly.

Mao Mao helped his brain again.

"I'm looking for ginseng, do you know what ginseng is? It's something that is buried in the ground and looks like a human! If you knew, dig it up for me! I'm in a hurry. ”

The diviner untied the hair and ordered: "I remember that in the snake cave next to the second blind, there are a lot of doll-like things, the snake must be asleep, you go and pick it ten or eight!" ”

"Oops, stop, stop!" Su Qianruo hurriedly stopped Mao Mao from jumping out, "No, yes, that ginseng is not picked, it is buried in the soil, and it is to be planed!" I've heard that they have a very strong aura, and if they find out, they'll run away. ”

The divination was confused, and he stared at Maomao.

Maomao was also confused.

Su Qianruo broke a branch, found a piece of softer ground, and drew a few strokes.

After reading the divination, he patted his head and shouted: "I know, I know, this thing is so big in my cave, I sometimes dig it out when I'm bored and eat it as a melon." Mao Mao, go dig some up. Pick up the white chubby one! ”

The hairy fart went upside down.

Divination, hehe, smiled dryly, and looked directly at Su Qianruo.

Su Qianruo closed his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Mao Mao moved quickly, and after a while, he brought a few white and chubby ginseng dolls over. (To be continued.) )