Chapter 54 The routine of the little white face and the infatuated girl

Soon, Ye Nan and Mi Xiaomei walked into the mall.

Regarding the matter of buying daily necessities for Mi Xiaomei, although it was a temporary thought, even if I didn't think of it today, I would buy it tomorrow or even soon.

Although this cost Ye Nan's money, it was by no means his unconditional kindness, after all, the live broadcast of the past two days was done by Mi Xiaomei and Ye Nan together, and the money earned should be Mi Xiaomei's share!

But Ye Nan hates to talk about money, especially how inappropriate it is to talk about money with such a girl who has just graduated from high school and has an uncertain future! What he said last night about food and shelter actually meant that although he didn't give money, he basically covered all her consumption!

Mi Xiaomei took his wallet in his hand and played with it, his face was full of excitement and cunning, as if he was thinking about how to make him bleed.

Therefore, when Ye Nan saw this scene, he felt funny in his heart, but he didn't care much about it!

Toothbrushes, towels, ladies' shampoo and other basic daily necessities, Mi Xiaomei selected some one by one, and Ye Nan himself also bought some for his own use and took them back to replenish the inventory - he is the kind of person who doesn't like to go to the supermarket all the time, is troublesome, and prefers to eat at home with inventory.

"Ye Nan, do you have a snack?"

"Don't eat it!"

Ye Nan shook his head and said, he didn't have much to think about snacks or anything. But obviously, Mi Xiaomei just asked him casually very insincerely, and then she said that you don't eat me, and honestly and unceremoniously went to buy again!

Mi Xiaomei estimated that these things cost less than two hundred at most, thinking that Ye Nan couldn't be so cheap, and how much it could cost in the end don't say first, anyway, she just wanted him to bleed once!

- Dare to say that she wants to get her body and mind, how can this girl be worthy of herself if she doesn't make you uncomfortable.

However, before she could speak, Ye Nan spoke first: "The daily necessities are almost purchased, by the way, you still have clothes!" Let's go, go to the clothing mall upstairs, anyway, I will try to buy you all today! ”

Cut, she hasn't said anything yet, why is this guy so active, could it be that there is some conspiracy in it? No, how did he know she didn't have enough clothes? Oh, it must have been last night, she must have secretly opened her bag to see it! Damn voyeur! Damn the big pervert!

When Mi Xiaomei thought of seeing Fat Ci or something, she blushed, and her eyes glared at Ye Nan more and more mercilessly.

If Ye Nan could know what Mi Xiaomei was thinking, he would definitely think that the girl's idea was really unreasonable, the shoulder bag was so small, even if she could fit a few pieces of clothes? If you need to peek, you can think of it with your toes!

"Let's go, go shopping for clothes!"

Mi Xiaomei gritted her teeth and said, Ye Nan looked confused, thinking where did she offend her again?

The two went to store the shopping basket full of items, and took the elevator to the upstairs clothing mall.

The two walked around the clothing mall for a while, and Mi Xiaomei chose a well-known Chinese clothing chain store to enter!

The audience was a little dissatisfied!

As a human elite, not to mention custom-made clothing, you should go to the specialty store of international brands to buy it, the anchor, you go to this store, it is too low your 'grade'!

Xiaomei, don't feel sorry for the anchor, spend money hard, we want to see the plot where the anchor can't afford to pay, and is finally left to wash the toilet!

Xiaomei, if you toss the anchor to the point of vomiting blood, my brother will definitely give a gift 1314!

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"Don't worry, Xiaomei and the others will definitely toss the anchor to death, so let's see!"

Mi Xiaomei promised to the audience in the live broadcast room, and Ye Nan coughed, indicating that he heard it next to him.

"Anchor, since you have an annual income of more than 100 million, you have so much money, so you can buy this store?"

Mi Xiaomei continued to play the routine, and Ye Nan said that she would accompany her to the end.

"Money is not the point, as a human elite, the most important thing is here!"

Ye Nan pointed to his head, and there was a lot of thinking about the routine.

"Now that physical clothing stores are affected by an online treasure, it is already precarious, even if they can barely survive, the profit margin is not as good as before! Although I have money, if I rashly enter this kind of declining industry, it will be worthy of the title of human elite! ”

"Well, buy the clothes inside, and I'm going to wear one and throw them away! You will always agree to this request, don't you say that I am the most important and will agree to anything? ”

"It's because you're the most important that I can't promise you! The life of the human elite should be exquisite and not luxurious, the kind of thing that wears a piece and throws a piece of clothing is such a tasteless thing, and now even the big money is gone! You are the most important thing, and I want to mold you into the most beautiful angel in my heart, not some kind of woman with too much vanity! ”

You are the most important, and I want to mold you into the most beautiful angel in my heart......

The words were still in her ears, constantly echoing, Mi Xiaomei's face couldn't help but blush, and after a while, she saw Ye Nan's calm but faintly proud look, and suddenly came back to her senses.

Hmph, I can answer it fluently, it's pretty good, I was almost stunned by him! Hmph, she must not lose, change the routine and continue to come!

Mi Xiaomei's silver teeth clenched, and suddenly saw a young couple in the store choosing clothes, her eyes lit up, and she immediately thought of a routine.

"The clothes over there look good. Let's go over there! ”

Mi Xiaomei pointed, Ye Nan followed, and the two went to the other side together, while the young couple picked out clothes less than a meter away from them!

As soon as they stood still, the clothing guide came up enthusiastically: "Beautiful and handsome guys, hello, what kind of men's clothing do you want to buy now?" ”

was reminded by the shopping guide, Ye Nan noticed that the area in front of him was all men's clothing, and when he was about to say that he had made a mistake, Mi Xiaomei spoke first.

"Yes, I brought my husband to buy men's clothes!"

Still husband? The shopping guide looked at the tender appearance of Mi Xiaomei and Ye Nan, and couldn't help but feel sad for himself who was still single at twenty-eight!

The shopping guide can be sad in his heart, but he asked enthusiastically on his face: "Well, what type of men's clothing do you need, do you need me to recommend it for you?" ”

"Hmm... Let's take a look first, and then ask you when we have questions! ”

Mi Xiaomei replied decently, and the shopping guide responded with a good voice, so she stood aside with a smile and waited!

"Didn't you say to go buy your clothes? How do you buy men's clothing? Ye Nan asked puzzled.

"But they want to buy it for you!"

Ye Nan clearly saw the dangerous cunning in Mi Xiaomei's eyes, and immediately understood that Mi Xiaomei was still playing tricks.

Ye Nan replied with a look that was afraid of whom, anyway, isn't this interesting?

"Husband, pick whatever you want, no matter what dress you choose, I will buy it and give it to you, don't be afraid that I don't have any money, I'm happiest to spend money on your husband!"

Mi Xiaomei raised the wallet in her hand with a big grin, what she didn't say was Ye Nan's own wallet!

Ye Nan instantly guessed that Mi Xiaomei probably wanted to blacken him into a man who ate soft rice, and calmly explained: "Old... Wife, you said you were here to buy the clothes you were wearing, but when you got here, you said you would buy them for me, you wanted to surprise me! As soon as you reminded me, I remembered that my birthday was approaching, thank you wife for preparing a birthday gift for me! ”

Mi Xiaomei admits that Ye Nan answered beautifully, but this is not enough, she still has an unsolvable back-move!

"It's just a normal gift, the birthday present is still a few days away, and by then, I'm going to give you a car as a gift!"

The shopping guide was on the side, his professional smile stiffened slightly, and the young couple next to him, the woman quietly took a closer look at Ye Nan and took a closer look at where he was, and the man was full of undisguised disdain! The only thing in common is that all three of them have their ears erected at the same time!

This guy turned out to be a little white face who eats soft rice?

Ye Nan is completely sure that the three viewers next to him must have given him the above evaluation, or he was successfully tanned by Mi Xiao!

However, this is also expected, you hack me, and I hack you, it depends on who can't stand it first!

Ye Nan frowned and made a sympathetic look: "Is this really good?" It turns out that you work five jobs a day to buy me a car? No more, really no more! ”

Watching the second daughter: This little white face is a bit of a conscience! But this girl is so stupid to squeeze herself like an animal, just to please a man? I really can't figure out how there can be such a 'self-love' girl in the new era!

Watching a man: The man that such a good girl falls in love with, why not me!

Mi Xiaomei gritted her teeth, she was powerful enough, but at this point, Cheng DΓΉ didn't want to knock her down, look at the move!

"I know you already have a car, it was given to you by Gong Wen, as well as Ding Wan and other women, they have given you a lot of things! I know that compared to many of them, who are rich daughters, I am just a Cinderella! ”

Mi Xiaomei's voice was 'sincere', obviously moved by 'feelings', and her next confession was enough to move anyone.

"But I love you, and only I love you the most! No matter what you want, I am willing to give it to you, even if you work hard, even if you have to fight for your life, this qiΔ“ is only for you, I really can't live without you! ”

Second Daughter: There are other women, but I didn't expect this little white face to be much more attractive than it looks! Alas, the key is that this girl, although she is a little stupid, but this love is very sincere, I just hate this little white face for being too attentive, and she cheats women out of money, it's really a spicy chicken!

A man: It's not enough for this little white face to have such a beautiful girl as a companion, but also has an affair with many daughters, and what's even more hateful is that they are desperately spending money for this guy? Ah, the little white face who eats soft rice is damned!

Gong Wen? Ding Wan? Mi Xiaomei's name is too casual!

Ye Nan couldn't help but want to complain, but looking at the expressions of the three onlookers, it was obvious that he had been despised in their hearts beyond measure.

If you want to reverse the impression, unless you tell the truth, telling the truth means admitting defeat, so this impression can't be reversed, but he will never let Mi Xiaomei live.

"I am very touched by your heart! Ever since you knelt down and begged me, and committed suicide by slitting your wrists, saying that you can't live without me, and finally saying that you don't mind sharing me with them, as long as you have a little place in my heart..."

Ye Nan said 'affectionately'.

"I understand that you are the one who loves me the most, so I have decided to completely cut ties with those women, and I promise to love only you in the future!"

Second Daughter: Kneel? Still suicidal? Still willing to share men? It's too pitiful, it's too humble, this is like a woman who has turned over to be the master in the new era, this is really a shame for female compatriots! However, even if this little white face is quite conscientious, he is willing to be good only to this poor girl, and the ending seems to be okay!

A man had no idea, thinking of his owner-like girlfriend, compared to the girl in front of him, he vomited blood!

Mi Xiaomei felt the pitiful sympathetic eyes of the two girls next to her, and Ye Nan's undisciplined words echoed in her mind, and she was suddenly ashamed and angry, and her head became a mess.

She wanted to organize a verbal counterattack, but she couldn't think of words to fight back at all, but she didn't want to admit defeat either, and fell into an embarrassing and speechless situation for a while.

"I know what you want, but I don't need that many clothes! Let's go, go buy your clothes, I'm going to dress you up beautifully! You are no longer Cinderella, I will make you my princess in the future!"

Ye Nan took advantage of the victory to chase and try to pretend to be a good man, so let Mi Xiaomei continue to be entangled and embarrassed, haha!

"Hello Miss Shopping Guide, can you take us to the women's clothing area? I want to buy her clothes! ”

Ye Nan looked at the shopping guide of the two of them with a strange expression on the side and said, the shopping guide was probably confused by the amazing 'gossip' just now, and he didn't react until Ye Nan aggravated his voice, and led the way in a panic, with an obviously embarrassed look on his face.

Mi Xiaomei was still a little confused, clenched her silver teeth, still immersed in the speechless failure just now!

"Let's go!"

finally won Mi Xiaomei once, Ye Nan was very proud, and urged Mi Xiaomei, who was standing in a daze and did not move, to come with him - didn't he want to play a routine? Let's keep playing!

Before he took two steps, Ye Nan heard an angry scolding from behind him: "I'm a little white face who eats soft rice!" ”

The source of the voice was the man from the two lovers, Ye Nan turned his head and looked at him.

The man was a little embarrassed at first: cao, I really hate this little white face, and I accidentally scolded when I scolded in my heart.

Mi Xiaomei's eyes, which were originally frustrated by failure, suddenly lit up, and she looked at the man with a pitiful little woman.

The man seemed to really see the meaning of asking him for help from Mi Xiaomei's eyes, and suddenly felt that a righteous force that had been passed down from the beginning of the world to the present day had penetrated into his body, how could he be indifferent to the one in front of him.

The man was not embarrassed anymore, he stiffened his neck, and met Ye Nan's gaze with undisguised disdain on his face.

"A little white face who eats soft rice!" The man said again, he was obviously provoking, if Ye Nan was right with him because of this, it would be cool, he could just use this to beat this little white face who ate soft rice, representing justice!

The audience in the live broadcast room is really not a big deal, and they are all happy!

The anchor just said 'too good', which caused public anger, haha!

Anchor, I'm watching like this now, see if you will be cowardly!

Haha, the anchor feels like he's going to be beaten, but since it's a 'little white face who eats soft rice', it's okay to coward, after all, this label is very compatible with you!

……

When Mi Xiaomei saw these barrages in the live broadcast room, she immediately reacted, and quickly stopped the expression she had just pretended, she just hoped that the man would help her spray Ye Nan, how could she let the other party beat Ye Nan!

She wanted to simply explain everything clearly, but Ye Nan moved faster than her.

If it is usual, his way of dealing with this kind of thing is to pretend not to hear it and walk away, after all, he believes in the philosophy of life that more things are better than less things.

But at this moment, probably because he was too excited to play the routine before, Ye Nan couldn't help but play with his heart, and instead of pretending to be deaf and dumb, he greeted him!

"It's not good to talk about people behind your back, but I heard it!"

"So what? A little white face who eats soft rice! The man was extremely provocative, and he looked like he wanted to fight.

"Of course it's not good, I just want to thank you for complimenting me, look at your puzzled look, I'll explain it to you"

Ye Nan didn't seem to notice the man's obvious provocation, but said with a smile.

"First of all, it's a little white face, are you complimenting me for being handsome? It's been a long time since I've heard someone praise me for being handsome, and you shouted so from the heart, I was still a little excited when I heard it! As for eating soft rice, now the whole society is pursuing a green economy, and I think there is no greener economy than this, and I can take my appearance as the primary productive force..."

Ignoring the incredible gaze cast by the second daughter, the meaning of that gaze seemed to say that he had never seen such a brazen person. Ye Nan only stared at the man in the end and concluded.

"In short, you can't be a little white face who eats soft rice, how can you understand the good of a little white face who eats soft rice? This is what Zhuangzi said, and Laozi also thinks so! ”

"Who wants to be a little white face who eats soft rice (is this scolding him for his good looks)! You guy! ”

The man was angry, and the verbal attack was bounced back, so he was ready to do it directly!

Fortunately, the man's girlfriend is a sensible person, and hurriedly stopped it, and the shopping guide is also ready to stop it at any time, after all, this is someone's store.

The man was finally pulled away by his girlfriend with a grunt.

"Xiaomei, why are you stopping me? I'm going to kill that little white face! ”

"Dawei, you don't look at the occasion, that's someone else's own business, what are you fooling in?"

"I think that girl is too pitiful, this disgusting little white face should be humanely ruined!"

"Oh, you've taken a fancy to that pretty girl, so take pity on the jade, no wonder you don't always have your eyes on her!"

"I... How can I have it......"

"I'm still stammering, sure enough, there is a ghost in my heart, do you think she is so much prettier than me, but she follows that little white face, instead of following you, so it's a pity?"

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No matter how awkward the young couple is because of this, Ye Nan is in a more and more cheerful mood at this time, and he is still in the mood to stretch out his head to watch the barrage in the live broadcast room.

The anchor forcibly explained the little white face who ate soft rice, and angrily walked away the messenger of justice, so disgusting!

Appearance is the primary productive force, eating soft rice is the greenest economy, the big wet anchor, I Pan An was taught.

The anchor preaches unhealthy tendencies and begs Chaoguan to block him!

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Seeing that many viewers in the live broadcast room were opposed, and some even begged to be overrun to block him, suddenly that refreshing mood was left behind, and he defended repeatedly.

"Brothers, listen to me, it was just a forced explanation just now purely to fight back against that guy. I'm trying to that guy to death, you all saw it, and if you say something in your heart, forget it, that guy just said it, and said it several times in a row, and he looked like he wanted to beat me! That's why I couldn't bear it, and I had to go against the incomparably correct three views in my heart and say nonsense, just to disgust that guy! ”

The audience between the anchors said.

The anchor is already underwhelmed!

It must be cos Kaneki Ken who is proud, so the anchor's mind is so crooked that he really thinks he can eat with his face!

The incomparably correct three views in my heart, hehe!

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Ye Nan had no choice but to surrender and blacken himself: "Okay, don't make trouble, you should all know my original appearance!" Today, I also had plastic surgery, so I have some confidence to go out! To be honest, I just want to stand on the side of the little white face who eats soft rice, I don't even have that face to stand on! ”

Only then did the audience express their satisfaction.

Ye Nan noticed that the shopping guide was staring at him at this time, showed a surprised expression, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Are you live?" The shopping guide looked at Ye Nan, then at Mi Xiaomei, and finally stared at the selfie stick and mobile phone! She had noticed this before, and she thought it was a girl taking a selfie, but only then did she find out that it seemed to be for live broadcasting!

"Yes, live, of course! You don't think that farce is real, do you? I'm a little white face who eats soft rice, she's a poor girl who is stupid and naΓ―ve, so you shouldn't really think so, right? Ye Nan asked with a smile.

"Uh-huh... How so... I ......" The shopping guide's embarrassed look couldn't be hidden, she really believed it.

Ye Nan naturally didn't look at her embarrassment, and took the initiative to change the topic: "Haha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the joke is over, now it's really time to buy clothes, can you please take us to the women's clothing area?" I don't need to buy clothes, she's the one who actually buys clothes! ”

"Alright, please come with me!"

After all, the shopping guide has a very good professionalism, and soon returned to normal, leading Ye Nan and Mi Xiaomei to the women's clothing area.