Chapter 53: Let's develop the potential for sullenness
"Xiaomei, do you really want to see me fight against that male god so much?" Ye Nan's gaze was solemn and deepβplease spare me!
"Anchor, I always thought you were the number one man in the world!" Mi Xiaomei's answer was full of affection and trust - sample, do you want me to let you go? No way!
Ye Nan's teeth were clenched too tightly, and he directly caused his cheeks to ache - okay, okay, if you don't let me go, then let's fight the routine!
Ye Nan rolled his eyes and said, "Speaking of the world's number one problem, Xiaomei, do you know?" Back then, Ximen Blowing Snow and Ye Gucheng fought for the top of the Forbidden City, competing for the first place in the world that was about the same as the world's first! β
"Does that have anything to do with what we're going to say? Don't change the subject! β
"Of course it is! In that year, Ximen Blowing Snow went to the capital to fight a decisive battle with Ye Gucheng, and won the decisive battle, becoming the first in the world. But who knows how worried his wife Sun Xiuqing was about to worry about him when he was about to go to the decisive battle, and how could their newborn child face the fate of losing his father at the moment of birth? β
Ye Nan looked angry, and waved his fist excitedly as if he wanted to defeat the falsehood of some people in the world with the truth.
"You may all think that Ximen Blowing Snow's courage to go to war is glorious, but now I want to stand on the side of Sun Xiuqing and the children and solemnly tell you! If I am Ximen Blowing Snow, then go to TMD to be the first in the world, and also go to TMD Kendo Glory, and the hot kang head of my wife and children is the highest competition! β
Mi Xiaomei was a little dizzy when she heard it, and she felt unclear!
Ye Nan finished 'excited', coughed lightly twice, and said slowly: "So, everyone should understand what kind of person I am!" To put it simply, I disdain to compete with the so-called male god for the world's first, it doesn't make sense at all, for me, accompanying Xiaomei and not letting her be frightened is the most important thing! So it's out of 'love', not out of cowardice! β
Mi Xiaomei gradually reacted, raised her eyebrows coldly, and began to brew a counterattack!
Ye Nanshen was afraid that the audience would not believe it, so he continued: "You think, according to the law of Long Aotian, any enemy who has been defeated by the protagonist once will also fail ten thousand times!" The so-called male god was defeated in my hands yesterday, and he is not going to be defeated if he comes back today? So, I don't have a reason to coax at all! Sue everyone, I am a real man who is absolutely untimid! β
The last sentence was shouted out by Ye Nan, which attracted the attention of others, and he suddenly shrank his head a little shyly.
Ye Nan made an 'affectionate' confession, but he couldn't impress the audience in the 'hard-hearted' live broadcast room!
It's hard for the anchor to talk nonsense for so long, the explanation is to cover up, the anchor is cowardice, summon Xiaomei to expose the essence of the anchor's cowardice!
Anchor, don't talk about Simon blowing snow, the gap between the two of you must be calculated in light years, probably the closest thing between you is that his name is Simon Blowing Snow, and you can be called Simon Bragging. Summoning +10!
Seeing the anchor's bragging, labor and management said that they couldn't wait to crawl over along the network cable and beat the anchor. Summon+N!
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Under the eager anticipation of the audience in the live broadcast room, Mi Xiaomei finally spoke.
"Really? Streamer, am I the most important thing in your heart? I'm really impressed! Mi Xiaomei looked like a nymphomaniac, and her eyes seemed to be still red.
The audience fell in spite of it.
How could Xiaomei be like this, isn't this unfolding?
If a man talks to his wife like this, the old lady has to slap him to death! Without him, if this Nima believes it, it is clearly an insult to IQ!
An old lady appeared in the live broadcast room, and everyone hurried to make a fire and set up a pot!
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"Yes, it doesn't matter if you're the first in the world or something, even if you're mistaken for cowardice, it's okay, only you are the most important!"
Ye Nan almost vomited himself, but fortunately, he passed the test. And the reason why Mi Xiaomei was able to let him pass the test was because he had a bitter face just now, and he made a lip shape at Mi Xiaomei with a look of me being so weak - I take it spicy, please let it go!
"Hmph, I'm the most important! In other words, you are willing to do whatever I want you to do? β
Mi Xiaomei's face was full of slyness and asked forcefully. Ye Nan felt that something was wrong, but at this time, as long as Mi Xiaomei didn't mention the duel with Ding Wenquan, everything was easy to discuss.
"As long as I can do it!"
After getting Ye Nan's personal confirmation, the sly look on Mi Xiaomei's face was even stronger: "Didn't you just say that you wanted to accept my girl's heart?" Well, I'll give you a chance, let's get started! β
"Didn't you say your heart was already given to me when we first met?" Ye Nan found a loophole.
"It's... That's it! Mi Xiaomei rolled her eyes smartly, and then said 'coquettishly', "However, people think that if the heart is given to you so lightly, it will be easy for you not to cherish it!" That's why I let you do it again, and once again capture the hearts of other girls, so that you can really cherish people! β
Fainted to death, this is simply digging a pit by yourself, and then burying yourself again! Can you provide a rollback service, let's stop playing routines, can we start again?
However, after seeing Mi Xiaomei's dangerous eyes, Ye Nan was chilled for a while, and he still confessed.
However, he can't follow Mi Xiaomei's routine, otherwise he will have to be played to death by Mi Xiaomei, who knows a lot more than him.
Ye Nan thought about it, glanced at Mi Xiaomei's shoulder bag out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly had an idea - Mi Xiaomei's entire net worth is in this bag, so there must be a shortage of daily necessities, so let's start from here.
Ye Nan coughed, his chin raised high, as if this could make people feel that he was angry.
"Xiaomei, as a human elite with an annual income of more than 100 million, I am actually very clumsy in terms of feelings! The only thing that can be said is that you can take my card and swipe it! Let's go, I'll take you shoping going! β
"Oh, that's right, bring the card!" Mi Xiaomei said evilly.
Ye Nan took out his wallet and was about to pull out his credit card, but Mi Xiaomei directly snatched the entire wallet and unceremoniously rummaged through the wallet: "There is so little money, there are at most two thousand yuan in it!" Excuse me, is this the wallet of the human elite who earn more than 100 million a year? β
"Since the invention of credit cards, elites like me naturally don't bring much money, it's enough to have a credit card! Don't look at this credit card is inconspicuous, but it is the supreme black card with unlimited overdraft issued by a certain bank in the legend, with this black card for consumption, if any seller dares to blow up with me without knowing whether he is alive or dead, there will immediately be a team of lawyers and a company of veteran special forces thugs to teach the seller to be a man..."
"I don't know how strong it is, but..."Mi Xiaomei's face was full of disdain, "As the name suggests, the black card should be black, what kind of black card is your white card with so many patterns and words on it?" β
Ye Nan said very calmly that Mi Xiaomei had no knowledge: "What do you know, the black card is the supreme treasure in the world, and it is coveted by all thieves and even thieves." That's why I put on a fake leather for the black card, so that when I take the bus, I don't have to worry about the card being stolen! β
"Poof~"
Mi Xiaomei couldn't hold back any longer, she burst out laughing, and Ye Nan also laughed.
The live broadcast room also laughed!
Hahahaha, a human elite with an annual income of more than 100 million, the anchor is really good, and he said that no matter how hard he tries, he can't earn so many happy beans!
Riding the bus with a supreme black card, the anchor's hard and simple character really makes me deeply admire!
The anchor is a human elite, and Ben Hang admires it very much, and specially rewards a dollar for the anchor to buy a supreme-level steamed bun worthy of him!
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Next, there are really a lot of viewers who have swiped gifts, and the most powerful of them is the owner of the above barrage, and he really brushed it for a long time!
Mi Xiaomei looked at the gifts brushed up in the live broadcast room, and was even more happy, and said to Ye Nan with a smile in her eyebrows: "As an anchor children's shoes of the human elite, hurry up and drive the Maserati over, I didn't expect that I, the Cinderella, would also have a day in a luxury car!" β
"What the hell is Maserati, a relative of the Malegobi? Oh, you're talking about cars, I'm sorry I never drive the same model as a F1 car, which means that this kind of ordinary car never pays attention! β
Ye Nan then said calmly.
"And as a human elite, I usually use my brain too much, and occasionally I have to have a lot of feet, and you Cinderella is the same, although you have entered my wealthy family, you can't be too lazy, you have to exercise more to keep in shape! It just so happens that there is a big shopping mall in the top of N City next to the square, so let's just exercise and walk over! β
Mi Xiaomei said even more happily: "It turns out that there are such good intentions, it is worthy of being a human elite, and if you think far-reaching, then let's go!" β
After such a gag and bragging, Mi Xiaomei felt that she had discovered Ye Nan's sullen side, it turned out that he was not so weak, so boring, so out of rhythm with her......
Ye Nan also thinks it's quite interesting!
He basically didn't talk like this before, but he didn't expect to be able to talk to Mi Xiaomei so naturally and smoothly in front of the camera, and there is a feeling that he can't stop yet, could it be that he has the potential to be sullen in this regard?
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