Chapter 0423 - Don't You Really Want to Check It Out?

Lin Feng can't listen to it anymore, this Nima egg!

Why does it have to be an old lady who touches porcelain?

Can't you touch porcelain as a man in a bright way?

Besides, even if you want to pretend to be an old lady, you have to block the Adam's apple, can't you spend five or six yuan to buy the worst scarf?

It's obviously a man's voice that is more manly than Brother Chun, so I have to pretend to be an old lady, just pretend, why do I have to learn from other little girls to say, "Come on, come on......"

It's disgusting to go home!

Thinking of Lin Feng, he stepped forward in two steps, stretched out his hand to the wig on the head of the "old lady" and ripped it off. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ah......h

“…… Holy, real hair! ”

Lin Feng's eyes widened, looking at the handful of gray hair on his hand, and then at the bare head of the guy who had been ripped off his hair...... Dumbfounded.

"Auntie? Auntie gave you the hair......" Lin Feng stretched out his hand and handed over the handful of hair, "I'm sorry, you said a big man, why do you have to perm and dye your hair." It's really ......."

"You...... You, you, you! The guy couldn't care about lying on the ground now, so he jumped up directly from the ground, "Who is the big man?" You're a big man, your whole family is a big man! I didn't hear my mother, I call myself an aunt! ”

"Huh...... What a big aunt? Lin Feng glared and glanced forward, as if this spicy energy was quite similar. Especially the orchid fingers, there is really a bit of a woman's appearance, but what is the Adam's apple?

However, Lin Feng's thoughts at this time, if he really wanted this aunt to know, it was estimated that he would really go to fight with him. But seeing Lin Feng's eyes looking at her neck, the aunt suddenly put her hand on her stomach, "Look, look at what!" I've never seen my aunt grow an Adam's apple! ”

The aunt jumped up as she spoke, and almost scratched her claws.

"Auntie, you...... Doesn't it hurt? Lin Feng was speechless for a while, pointed to his aunt's leg and said.

"Huh? Oh! The aunt jumped and squatted on the sponge mat on the floor.

"Oops! It hurts me to death, young man, it's a cold day, you quickly lose the money and leave, it's a trivial matter to freeze you to a cold, in case you freeze my aunt and I to freeze a cold, you not only have to pay hospitalization fees, nutrition fees, examination fees, infusion fees, CT fees...... Especially the cost of lost work is the big one, aunt, let me tell you, if you delay it for a day, it will cost thousands of yuan! This price is a conscience price, the lowest, in addition, the aunt also has cerebral hemorrhage, cerebral thrombosis, perishoulder fire, cervical spondylosis, high blood pressure, high blood lipids, high blood sugar, especially the most afraid of blood, as soon as I see blood, I will faint ......"

Listening to this large number of names, Lin Feng's eyes widened, he was really defeated, as far as Auntie's level of touching porcelain is concerned, she definitely graduated from Porcelain University, and she can't come down for three or four years!

Still fainting blood?

When I just smeared ketchup on my body, why didn't I get dizzy?

"Auntie, you're really dizzy?"

"Of course!" The aunt said proudly, "What are you going to do, young man...... You, don't try to scare your aunt with self-harm, let me tell you, since my aunt dares to touch porcelain, she is not even afraid of death, how can she be afraid of your finger biting your finger This pediatric self-harm method, even if you bite through the river of blood, I will not be afraid, afraid...... Bloody ......"

"Plop!"

Before he finished speaking, he fell to the ground and fainted.

Lin Feng's eyelids jumped, damn it! Why didn't you say it earlier? If I knew it was so simple, I would have saved so much trouble by biting my finger and showing her!

Looking at the aunt lying on the ground, Lin Feng was very kind to fold and cover the leather cushion, it couldn't be frozen on this cold day.

Everything was cleaned up, and Lin Feng made a call with his aunt's mobile phone.

"Hey, 120? Someone faints blood, is it your business? In spite of? Then you guys are too inhumane, an old lady fainted at the side road intersection out of the city, if you don't care, what if you catch a cold and are hospitalized? Of course, someone as kind as me would call you, and if it were someone else, you would have driven away a long time ago, well, come on, in vain. ”

After hanging up the phone, Lin Feng threw the mobile phone with the plastic bag back to his aunt, and then took out a red ...... very kindly Well, for the sake of the cheap ketchup, I still give the green ticket to the aunt. Then reversed, a very chic turn, leaving a puff of white smoke and disappearing at the end of the road.

'Moonmark, do you think I'm too lacking like this......

"Mom! Can you not come out without saying hello every time! ”

"Lin Feng, do you think it's interesting?"

Seeing that this woman didn't answer his words directly, she asked such a sentence with a beginning and no end.

"What's interesting? I think it's good to watch other people busy with this and that every day. ”

"Cut, it's not that you're busy, what's the point. I ask you, why haven't you thought about upgrading the achievement repository? ”

"What is it doing with upgrading it, and it can't eat or drink, I think it's definitely not a good thing. This upgrade of 20 million prestige is gone, and besides, I won't hide people inside, and I'll talk about it after a while. ”

"......" handed it over with a wide roll of eyes, "whatever you want, I'll talk about it anyway." ”

……

The mountain road was not very easy to walk, and the snow had not yet melted, so it was less than an hour to walk, but it took more than two hours, and by the time I arrived in the village, it was already evening.

The sunset is beautiful, the whole village is reflected in the sunset, if you look at it from a distance, you feel that this is a floating village that is clamped to the sky, there is a sense of sacred and ethereal, especially the two mountains behind the village, the sun just sets from there, dyeing the mountains orange, and the golden light blooms from them.

Looking at it from a distance, there was a warmth flowing in my heart, and it felt like taking a hot bath, and the hot water flowed down the top of my head to the soles of my feet.

"Lin Feng, don't you want to go to the middle of those two mountains to have a look?"

"Huh? I'm not here to enjoy the mountains and rivers, I'm here to pick up people. Besides, it's getting dark, what are you going to do in the mountains? ”

After getting out of the car and chatting with some villagers casually, Lin Feng moved into the village committee.

After dinner, those people were sent away, and Lin Feng lay on the bed and made a phone call to arrange the affairs of the company, and then dozed off.

'Lin Feng, don't you really want to go there and have a look? A voice sounded in his sleep.

'Hmm...... Look at the weather and sunshine, just take advantage of the sun to warm up. ’

'Escape! ’

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(To be continued.) )