Chapter 0422 - Come on, come and shoot!

"Ouch, it hurts me!"

"Ouch, my legs, my waist, my ass, my arms......"

"......" As soon as Lin Feng opened the car door, he couldn't help frowning when he heard these words. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

it!

Lao Tzu's car must be at least five or six meters away from this goods, and it is not next to each other.

I don't know what to say.

Looking at the sponge mat that was laid flat on the ground, Lin Feng felt that this product had to be a porcelain veteran!

Otherwise, how could you know so much about love, and you are afraid of getting your clothes dirty?

But look at the distance between this man and the car, his grandmother's legs!

If this thing doesn't have polarization, then his porcelain touching skills must have graduated from Lanxiang Technical School.

"Oh, look at the bleeding! It looks like I'll never be able to walk the road again for the rest of my life! Who cares about me, an old woman! ”

I'll go like this!

Listening to this angry voice, Lin Feng felt a tightness in his chest for no reason, how could such a confident voice come from the mouth of an old woman?

Listen again.

It sounds like a man...... Also the old woman?

The corners of his mouth lifted a chuckle, and Lin Fengsa greeted him.

"Big brother, I didn't kill you, did you?"

What?

The old woman hiding on the leather cushion was stunned, didn't she die?

What kind of mentality is this?

I have to be killed!

If you die, you can still talk and cry out in pain here?

You can also rub tomatoes on your body vigorously...... Phew, can you still wipe the blood vigorously?

"Ahem!" The old lady slammed twice on her chest before she barely coughed twice, and then her body trembled, and she tried to stand up with her arms propped up, but she stood several times and did not stand still, and then fell to the leather cushion under her, and her elbow pressed a shallow pit on the cushion under her.

This Nima god acting!

Lin Feng couldn't help but sigh, why didn't this guy go to the set to run a group performance if he had such a good job?

It won't be too long, and it will definitely be selected by the director!

Look at it again, this old lady saw Lin Feng stunned and looked at herself, and she didn't want to come up to help her, so she just watched, and she became angry all of a sudden.

"Ahem!" He slapped himself twice on the chest and forced a cough twice, "I said young man, my aunt has been hit like this by you, don't you want to say something, and you don't want to do something?" ”

This guy squeezed his eyes at Lin Feng as he spoke, and pointed to the off-road vehicle rented by Lin Feng with one hand, and then pointed to the mat under him and the ketchup on his body......

But Lin Feng didn't seem to see it, "Auntie, if you want to have nothing to do, if you want to sleep, can you go to another place to sleep?" And Auntie, if you don't like tomato sauce, you can give it to me, I like it the most! You can serve it with green onions, or spread a pancake, it tastes delicious!

Auntie, why are you looking at me like this, although I know that I am very handsome and an idol in the hearts of thousands of women, I want to tell you very responsibly, you will not charge me if you look at me again! I'm a generous person, but now I have to hurry, can you please move the air mattress bed? ”

The aunt who fell to the ground was so angry that she had a beard...... Uh, my gray hair trembling with anger.

"Ahem! You...... Lad, you ...... Ahem, I, I'll tell you! Ahem......"

Now I'm so angry that I don't have to beat my chest to cough out.

Seeing this, Lin Feng seemed to be very flustered, walked up in two steps, and stretched out his hand to help the old lady.

When the guy saw Lin Feng coming over and stretched out his hand, a flash of triumph and a wicked smile flashed in his eyes. Sample! I'm afraid that I won't come, so I'm waiting for you to help me!

As long as you help me, I will pester you! When the time comes, hehe!

Thinking about it, he directly stretched out his arm and waited for Lin Feng to help.

“……”

“……”

It's just that after this arm is extended, ten seconds have passed, and I still haven't felt the strength of being helped on the arm?

When the old lady saw it, the corners of her mouth twitched.

"Young man, what are you doing, you, what are you doing?"

Lin Feng saw the old lady take two steps back, but he didn't pay attention to it, and continued to stretch out his arm and pick up the mobile phone to face his handsome face.

"Click!"

"Eggplant!"

"Yay!"

"Well, this looks good, go back and take a few more Weibo posts."

"Eh, Auntie, why are you going? Don't go, let's take a group photo, eh, eh...... Take a picture, I'll give the money! ”

Lin Feng was speechless for a while, why did this guy leave so well?

It's too inauthentic, right?,People just took a few photos.,And I'm going to have a dozen photos.,Why don't you give it a chance!

Really, it looks like performance art.

"Auntie, do you want to think about it, I really give money, alas, eh...... Ouch I'll go! ”

As he spoke, Lin Feng stretched out his hand and slapped a big ear scraper on his head, and his eyes closed in an instant.

"Bang!"

A muffled sound spread on the empty road, blown away by the cold wind.

After opening his eyes, Lin Feng saw that it was a hole with a big bowl in front of the rented car......

Especially when he saw the bright red liquid flowing down from the depression, Lin Feng opened his mouth a few times, but he didn't say a word.

This Nima, this porcelain has an upgraded version!

Thinking about it, I really blamed this aunt just now, this kind of technology is definitely not a graduate of Lanxiang Technical School.

At this time, looking at the aunt lying on the ground, facing her head in the sunken, Lin Feng felt heartache for no reason.

it!

This is definitely Chiguoguo's revenge!

The first time I couldn't touch porcelain, why did you smash the front of my car with a bottle of ketchup!

Look at that ketchup flowing down, how scary!

And the car has been smashed, why do you still spread the mat on the ground and stick your head to the nest where the sauce is lying down, how dirty is it...... That's not right!

I'll go!

Looking at this scene, Lin Feng suddenly had a sense of immediacy about a car accident.

It's like a real car accident scene!

Especially the place where the aunt threw the ketchup, as well as the bright red sauce that flowed down, and the aunt's lying position......

Lin Feng really wanted to say, auntie, I was wrong! You are absolutely forced to graduate from Lanxiang Technical School majoring in porcelain.

At this moment, the aunt spoke.

"Young man, didn't you just want to say that you want to take a selfie with your aunt, come on, come on!"

"......" Lin Feng was stunned, I'll shoot your aunt and father!

"Come on, come on! Auntie came to take a photo with you to keep a souvenir, it is guaranteed to keep you in your heart for a lifetime! ”

"......" Lin Feng didn't move again.

"Come and take a picture, didn't you just say that you would give your aunt money after taking a group photo, and now your aunt tells you that you don't need money for a group photo! How's it going, are you excited? ”

"Gross!" Lin Feng felt sick to his stomach for no reason, your uncle, is it really good to pretend like this?

I thought Lao Tzu couldn't cure you!

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23:50:37 on May 23

(To be continued.) )