The Northeast is already covered in snow in December, and there are many ice and snow sculptures on the streets, which look exceptionally beautiful under the street lamps at night.

In the center of Bingcheng, the Northeast Folk Art Troupe, located in the courtyard of the Mass Art Museum, visited a special guest at this time, Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao rushed to hear the news, stretched out their arms from a long distance, and warmly hugged the visitors.

"Brother Yang, why are you here?"

Jin Dabao laughed, he was a head shorter than Yang An, and when he hugged him, he was like a bird, and his chin was on Yang An's chest.

Yang An hugged the black beauty, stretched out his hand to shake the little northeast behind, and said unceremoniously: "I haven't eaten yet, give me some authentic Northeast dumplings first!" ”

Xiao Dongbei smiled and shouted inside: "Yadan, go to the third family next to you and bring two catties of dumplings, and bring all the garlic vinegar and soy sauce!" ”

At this time, it was more than 7 o'clock, Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao were discussing the book of the Liaodong Spring Festival Gala, and stayed here in the Qunyi Museum to work overtime.

Yang An was eating dumplings and watching TV on the side, Blue Ocean Satellite TV's "Happy Comedian 2" premiered today, everyone is a peer, of course, it depends on the performance.

Jin Dabao smacked his tongue: "Yo, it's still ancient and modern wine, and you haven't changed sponsors this year?" Advertising costs have gone up, right? ”

Yang An smiled: "It's up 20 million, and they're all friends, I'm embarrassed to ask for more." ”

It's really not much, three big sponsors, one more than 20 million, and the other three or five million are also going to rise, Yao Ning is a female killer, making full use of the channel advantages of Blue Ocean Satellite TV, and was stunned to get back 200 million, everyone divided it, Yang An became a billionaire unconsciously, this kind of long-term trading, it is really comfortable.

Jin Dabao was just envious: "Look, Brother Bei, we have worked hard for a whole year, can we reach 20 million fractions?" ”

Xiao Dongbei smiled: "Two million can still be guaranteed!" Hey, the host has been replaced by Shabei? He didn't do it at CCTV anymore? ”

Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false!" Did Sha Bei really resign from CCTV and join your company? ”

Yang An explained: "I haven't left yet, Shabei is the comedian, CCTV has agreed, CCTV owes me a favor!" ”

Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao gave a thumbs up: "It's okay, Brother Yang, even CCTV owes you favors?" Niu Ben is big! ”

Dressed in a gown, Shabei walked on the crescent moon stage, smiling and bowing ninety degrees to the cheers of the audience.

"Welcome to watch, Shabei's solo talent show ......"

This is the stalk that Yang An used in the first season, Shabei deliberately said so, not fried leftovers, but a tribute to the classics of the past!

Sure enough, the familiar style came back, and the audience in front of the TV was all relieved, and Yang An was okay if he wasn't the host, as long as Sha Bei could continue to maintain a joyful style.

Sha Bei is in the impression of many people, he is the host of CCTV's legal program, a very serious kind, and today he took 30 seconds to amuse the audience, showing his funny side.

Sha Bei thanked everyone for the applause and casually asked, "That female audience, what do you call me?" ”

The female fan was excited: "Male god~"

Shabei laughed: "What is the name of the male god last season, hahahaha, he can't come today, it's finally my turn!" ”

A group of female fans screamed: "You're more handsome than him!" ”

Sha Bei instantly put away his smile, his left foot supported his body, his right foot was lifted, and he rested on the outside of his left foot, while his body leaned slightly, he reached out and made a shooting gesture at the group of female fans, and then blew the "smoking" index finger muzzle, and his voice was extremely deep: "You are so right, I am more attractive than him, please call me Formosa......"

The audience laughed at this sassy action, and even Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao couldn't help it.

Yang An bit the dumpling and smiled: "I didn't expect it, this is Shabei's second personality!" ”

Sha Bei put away the Poss and sighed: "From your enthusiastic response, I can read your fanatical heart, to be honest, you always praise me like this, I will be proud!" ”

The audience at the scene has long been crazy, this product completely subverted everyone's impression of him, it was so funny!

So this season's comedians are definitely very interesting!

Sha Bei gags for a while and introduced: "Tonight's starting lineup is what I can think of, the most representative comedian and comedy team in China, the same as last season, twelve weeks of hard work, seventy-two new comedy works...... Next up is the first group to appear as the deserters from the previous season! This season, they are making a comeback, and they are bound to stir up this place in a bloody storm, the sky is falling apart, the blood is flowing like a river, and the lives are ruined, who are they? ”

The audience laughed and shouted: "Lin Yun Society! ”

Xiao Dongbei was surprised: "You were the first to go up?" ”

Yang An nodded: "Hmm!" The first starter, the performance was not bad, and the final position was ......"

Jin Dabao hurriedly stopped: "Don't say it!" Let me watch the show carefully and guess for myself! ”

The first group of contestants, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened, and the three big characters of Lin Yunshe, which everyone is most familiar with, appeared, and the audience applauded!

"Cao Xiaobao?"

The audience was speechless when they saw the handsome and handsome Cao Xiaobao, plus an old-fashioned and unfamiliar partner!

The audience wondered, what about Yang An and Li Yue?

At this time, the TV camera gave the camera in the middle of the stage, the family seat, Cao Shulin was wearing a suit, smiling and sitting there applauding!

Not only did the audience wonder, but there were several northern cross talks watching TV, Qiu Jiuling and they were all dumbfounded: "Cao Shulin's son is the big guy? Isn't this nonsense? ”

Qiu Jiuling's apprentice said: "Master, you worked so hard last year, and you only won the third place, this Cao Xiaobao is less than twenty years old, can he represent Lin Yunshe's cross talk?" Just kidding! ”

It's really not a joke, Cao Xiaobao said a paragraph at the beginning, but when introducing the partner, he deliberately did not mention the other party's name, which caused the whole house to laugh, which is a classic old joke.

Qiu Jiuling, who has been talking about cross talk for so many years, understood at a glance: "Red flowers and green leaves, plus martial arts apprentices!" Yang An and Li Yue will definitely come out immediately! ”

But ordinary viewers don't understand this, seeing that Cao Xiaobao and this Yan He are very happy, continue to listen, and wait until Cao Xiaobao pulls the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, and the audience laughs.

Cao Xiaobao said: "Yang An and Li Yue, they don't love cross talk at all!" What are the origins of the two of them? Li Yue, born in the zoo! Yang An, born in an animal! ”

The audience on TV laughed, and Xiao Dongbei also laughed out loud outside the TV: "Look at your gobbling up, you are really from an animal!" ”

Cao Xiaobao continued to slander Yang An: "Just Yang An, last time you fought with me for Lin Yun's brother, you were reprimanded, right?" After going back, I didn't want to make progress, I didn't practice the basic skills of cross talk, I did variety shows every day, and I didn't enjoy watching the students sing, so I had to sing on stage by myself, but I was eliminated by Mr. Sha, right? Shame on you! ”

Sha Bei, who was standing on the edge of the stage, looked stunned, and pointed at himself in embarrassment, this was also shot while standing, and it was not he who eliminated Yang An!

The audience laughed even more, this Cao Xiaobao machine gun fired indiscriminately, injuring the innocent Shabei.

Cao Xiaobao hated iron and said: "Take off your shoes and sing four homework, Yang An is afraid that there is only one left to sing now, this is called the deep love for cross talk?" ”

Yan He said: "It's too much, he has forgotten his original intention!" ”

Cao Xiaobao said indignantly: "As far as his style of fishing for three days and drying nets for two days, I have to scold once I see him, and I still love cross talk, and I still fight for Lin Yun's first brother!" He makes so much money, why don't you share some of me? ”

Everyone laughed, the feeling is that Yang An didn't give you a penny, so you are so angry!

Oh!

In the applause and cheers of the audience, Yang An and Li Yue wore coats and walked out!

The popularity king is not covered, "Happy Comedian" is Yang An's home field, he gave up his identity as a host this time, and devoted himself to the stage competition, no one dares to pick his thorn anymore, of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously!

Qiu Jiuling has been silent since he guessed it, and sighed at this time: "Young people's thinking is to be lively, martial arts apprentices don't necessarily have to be masters to train apprentices, Yang An taught me another lesson!" ”

The apprentices knew that Qiu Jiuling was lamenting that he was old, in fact, they themselves had already thought about the new changes of the old jokes, so they said that the martial arts apprentices, the cross talk world did not know how many versions had been changed, Yang An was by no means the first to do so, and the apprentice was actually a little disdainful, thinking that the master had deified Yang An!

The audience laughed, Yang An strained his face, went around the venue, pointed at the audience and shouted: "I see who dares to be happy!" Listening to these two people talk about cross talk, how dare you be happy? ”

Sigh~~~

If you don't make me happy, I still have to be happy!

The audience all deliberately sang the opposite, and they all laughed, just watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao tear up.

Yang An stood beside Cao Xiaobao and squeezed him: "Why are you here?" This is my stage, I promised the audience last year, and this season I will be back! Today is my debut, why are you two here? Who arranged for both of them to come to power? ”

The last sentence was a question, and Yang An looked at Shabei on the side of the stage.

Sha Bei spread his hands and said with a pout: "It has nothing to do with me, I'm the host, is it useful for you to yell at me?" ”

Yang An was angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! robbed me of my position, and you still talk cool things, do you understand the law? ”

Hahahaha~~~

Brother Yang, do you ask Shabei if he understands the law?

and Sha Bei, with that cheap expression on his face, almost not lost to Yang An!

You two are so funny!

Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "As soon as he reported the scene, he would only make the audience applaud and welcome the next one, why are you embarrassed by him, is it okay to be a little promising?" You have the ability to rush at me! ”

Shabei's face turned green, this is properly ignored!

Yan He also said: "We are also part of Lin Yun Club, what we said is good, right?" ”

"Yes!"

The audience cheered, Yang An and Li Yue had no choice, so they could only come up with bad ideas on the sidelines, and they had to find a way to get Cao Xiaobao and Yan He out of power.

Then, the two taught their experiences respectively, Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to snatch the teasing lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for the honor of the praise, all in all, this old joke with red flowers and green leaves was renovated and deduced by Yang An with a new taste.

As expected, Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, who had been taught the "secret technique", talked about cross talk again, and they had a dispute without saying a word, and they fought directly, and finally separated.

Yang An and Li Yue were very proud, and finally got the opportunity to "demonstrate it and tell you what cross talk is", stood in the center of the stage, and began to perform. (To be continued.) )