Yang An smiled: "Audience, my name is Yang An......"

Li Yue raised his voice: "My name is Li Yue!" ”

Yang An was unhappy: "I won't let you speak, you are funny, I am funny, I am more famous than you......"

Li Yue also quarreled: "My name is Li Yue, I am a teaser, without me to praise you, what are you teasing?" Why don't you come to this ......?"

Bang bang bang ~ The two of them got their hands on it!

The big fat man Li Yue stood there, his feet did not move at all, and his hands were grabbing and pushing indiscriminately, Yang An had nowhere to start at all, so he could only grab the weapon on the table casually.

Grab a towel and throw it away!

Grab the folding fan and throw it!

Caught again, but didn't catch anything, Li Yue took the opportunity to approach and grabbed Yang An's arm: "You open for me!" ”

Puff~

Yang An was knocked to the ground, rolled twice, and Li Yue, who was more than 200 pounds, broke free from the pull of Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, and pounced on Yang An, punching and kicking, and it took a long time to be pulled away!

Hahahaha!

The audience and the contestants all laughed wildly, and Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao laughed so much that they almost burst into tears: "You were really beaten by Li Yue?" You can't push him, you still dare to do it with him? ”

On TV, Yang An was screaming on the ground, patting the stage floor, and crying to the audience: "Oh my God...... Woowoo...... Can you give me a shot...... Don't you want to bully people like this......"

Not only did the photographer give him a close-up shot, but many viewers sitting in the front row all came around, laughing, holding up their mobile phones to take pictures of Yang An's beaten expression, this is a precious memory, I have never seen it!

Yang An turned over from the stage with a crying voice, and while crying, he staggered to Cao Shulin, knelt beside him and cried: "Master, you are the master for me, master...... I asked Li Yue to beat him up...... Woowoowoo...... I scratch him, I scratch for a long time, I can't scratch it...... I couldn't push, and he kicked me...... Let me be the master...... Woowoo woo ......"

Cao Shulin was sitting next to the actors' family members, and it stands to reason that they should laugh higher, but seeing Yang An's pitiful appearance, everyone laughed from ear to ear, smiling crookedly.

Under the camera, Cao Shulin's face was serious, and he took out a mobile phone from the inner pocket of his suit, Yang An's crying immediately stopped, and replaced it with a villain who found a big backer and found a ruthless person to support him, pointed to the mobile phone, and shouted viciously at Cao Xiaobao and Li Yue: "Call someone!" My master has called someone to clean you up! ”

On the stage, Li Yue and the three of them were so frightened that they collectively took a step back, and their faces were full of frightened expressions, which made the audience laugh.

But Cao Shulin painted on his mobile phone for a long time, but he didn't get through the phone, Yang An looked at his mobile phone, and then looked at Cao Shulin's face, and said embarrassedly: "What about grabbing red envelopes?" It's best to be lucky...... Oh my God, it's so embarrassing......"

The audience laughed miserably, this Yang An, do you want to be so funny?

Are you calling someone to clean up? Isn't your master your big backer? Cao Shulin, he won't help you at all!

The master didn't help, Yang An had to stand up, he was wearing a coat, it was not easy to lift his legs, so he could only lie on the edge of the stage and roll up, not to mention how funny the movements were.

Li Yue and the three of them were very proud, and began to provoke: "You come!" ”

"Where's the man you called?"

"The master won't help you either!"

Yang An was angry, pointed at the three of them and roared: "I don't believe that no one can cure you, is there anyone else in the background?" ”

The BGM of "Superstar in Troubled Times" sounded again, and the audience burst into laughter, just to see Uncle Hou Jianhou coming out of the backstage, it was really fantastic, as soon as he appeared, he was shocked!

When Qiu Jiuling saw this scene, he sighed in his heart, Hou Jian, the pillar of Lin Yunshe, the most famous descendant of the Hou faction in the domestic cross talk world, is placed in the cross talk world, and he is a famous master!

Hou Jian appeared on the stage, and after greeting the audience, as an elder and a senior, he earnestly persuaded everyone not to fight, Lin Yunshe wanted to unite, and when asked why he was fighting, Yang An cried and said: "If I accidentally say the wrong word, he will beat me!" ”

Hou Jian was embarrassed: "Li Yue, it won't be like this if you say the wrong thing, right?" ”

Li Yue was angry: "What did you ask him? ”

Yang An said: "I'll just say, it's not good to praise it......"

As soon as he heard this, Hou Jian was furious, turned around, and pushed Yang An down: "I'll go to you!" ”

Hou Jian just persuaded everyone not to fight, but in a blink of an eye, he started to move, not only pushed down Yang An, but also grabbed the towel and smashed it, and after a fight, Hou Jian burst out with infinite courageous power, old and strong, old tree roots, sitting on Yang An's body with one butt, two fists left and right bows, beating Yang An screaming non-stop.

The audience laughed, the audience leaned back and fell back with laughter, they couldn't stop at all, and tears fell!

Yang An, an unlucky child, he was beaten again!

is still the rescuer he called, his own rescuers beat themselves, Yang An is unlucky to be like this, and there is no one in the cross talk world!

Just watched Lin Yunshe pull Hou Jian up, Yang An lay on the ground, moved to the side of the stage little by little, pointed in the direction of Shabei, and cried: "I can't live anymore...... Woowoo...... I can't live this day anymore...... I can't say anything about this cross talk...... Woowoo...... I'd better go back and be a host......"

Even Shabei herself couldn't close her mouth with a smile, and she almost didn't fall off while sitting on the rest high stool.

Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao slapped the table with laughter: "You said how good you are to be the host!" ”

"If you say a cross talk, you will be beaten twice...... Oh Mom, I'm laughing to death......"

Yang An is also smiling, this paragraph is the most popular and funniest in the audience, his performance is okay, everyone's performance is very good, especially Hou Jian, who has just finished persuading everyone seriously, his old driver, the calm style of his parents' predecessors, with the instant collapse of the action of beating people, this change from one after the other instantly produced a great dramatic conflict effect, this is the laughter in the comedy!

As we all know, Hou Jian is a compliment, of course he can't listen to others say bad things about him: "What's wrong with the hype?" Yes? Tell me, what's wrong with the joke? ”

"Good! It's good! ”

Yang An raised his thumbs with both hands, and he didn't know what was going on, so he immediately slapped his ass!

Hou Jian rolled up his sleeves: "I don't like to hear people say that this is the one who is praised, the one who is praised!" ”

Yang An continued to admit and beg for mercy: "Invincible! ”

Good ...... Invincible ......

The audience laughed, Brother Yang, you have added new content to this emoji! It's all like this! Not surprisingly, there will definitely be dozens of more jokes in the group chat tomorrow, and all professions will learn Yang An's praise and recognition!

Hou Jian finally returned to normal, and pointed to a group of juniors: "What are you fighting for Brother Lin Yunyi?" Was it useful to fight last time? Doesn't your master sit down? He didn't go...... ...... above"

These words were vague, seeing Hou Jian pointing to the sky, and looking up at the sky, many people understood in seconds, Brother Yang, your master is not dead, how can you fight for it?

But the young man is always hot-blooded, and he didn't say a few words, and everyone started to do it again, noisy and shouting, I have to go outside to find a place, and the guy directly!

Waiting for the audience to applaud and farewell, Hou Jian was the only one left on the stage, and when the gods came, Hou Jian called his son: "Your senior brothers and uncles, as well as the hottest Yang An, that is dead and fleeing and injured, from now on, you are already Lin Yun's first brother!" After the two of us go back, we will celebrate our success, and Lin Yunshe will be our grandfather's in the future! ”

The audience laughed, "Brother Lin Yun 2" got off to a good start in the second season of "Happy Comedian" and won a full house!

When the actors came out of the backstage, Sha Bei interviewed: "Yang An, did they really beat or fake it just now?" ”

Yang An joked: "Of course it's a real beating, Lin Yunshe has a sea of people who want to beat me up and down!" ”

That's of course, the five watches have made people shabu over and over again, and they haven't given Lin Yunshe any money after making a lot of money, of course they have to be beaten, but the action is real, but it is fake when it falls on the meat, everyone has rehearsed many times, and the intensity has long been controlled.

Sha Bei interviewed several others, and finally jokingly asked Yang An: "You fight for Brother Lin Yun once a year, and you fail every year, will you come next year?" ”

Yang An laughed: "Maybe I will come back next year!" However, I think it's easier to sit in the host's position! ”

The opening cross talk got off to a good start, and they kept applauding in the small northeast, and Yang An just finished eating dumplings and wiped his mouth to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.

Jin Dabao smiled and asked, "Brother Yang, are you deliberately showing off?" Look at your performance, the first in this game? ”

Yang An nodded: "The audience raised their love and gave the first place in this game, but I won't participate in Lin Yunshe's future games, so I'll go to the first game." And I'm really not here to show off, I'm looking for two of you, and I have something important to discuss. I have a new show that will probably be produced during the Chinese New Year, which of you two is interested? ”

Xiao Dongbei asked: "To be specific, what program?" Can't we both be on at the same time? ”

Yang An said: "No, I have already found four people, Shabei, me, Li Jingtian, Zhou Jinci, if you add one of you, I am still the last one to form a team." ”

Xiao Dongbei really came to be interested: "Six men? And Shabei and you? ”

Yang An briefly introduced "The Great Challenge" and said: "In short, before the Chinese New Year, I will concentrate on forming a team, and I will not delay you too much time when the time comes, and the recording will be completed in a month at most, so you two can discuss?" ”

Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao really wanted to discuss, the two of them used the excuse to go back to check the schedule, but they actually hid in a place where no one was there and chatted privately, everyone knows that Yang An's show is synonymous with high ratings, who is on the two?

Yang An is not in a hurry, he lacks a "unlucky" role now, it is best to do comedy, if Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao don't have time, he can even go back to find the laughing brothers, but Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao are more famous, so they are just preferred.

Soon, the two came back, and Xiao Dongbei said with a smile: "Dabao, his hometown wants to build a house after the Spring Festival, so I can only go there." ”

Jin Dabao was still a little unwilling: "Okay, if there is a chance in the future, I will leave a place for my brother!" ”

Yang An laughed and shook hands with the two: "Welcome to "Great Challenge", friendly reminder, almost none of the male guests on my show have a good end, Xiaodongbei, you are waiting to be killed by me, haha......"

Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao looked at each other, dumbfounded! (To be continued.) )