December 21, ten o'clock in the morning

Kenzo Tenma is a very professional psychologist, which has been emphasized for a long time, but he is not a panacea

The reason is not anything else, but in the recent changes in the thinking of teenagers, who are well aware that children at this stage will definitely gradually mature, so he is also ready to seriously answer any questions about sex

But he guessed wrong, although this school has brought him a lot of surprises and surprises, he never thought that today's situation would happen

Ask me which is faster, a hatchet or a chainsaw, I usually use a bat, right? Besides, it's not right for your teacher to ask me this kind of question!

"Well, I don't know what happened to you, but ah," Kenzo Tenma said sincerely, "I don't think that's my business."

"So it's great that I didn't agree to teach here!" Yin Gu said angrily, "Where did you go to that sluggish and wooden man at the beginning?!" ”

"Don't ask," Tenma Kensanichi instantly became vicissitudes, "There won't be that kind of teacher in this school."

"Okay, but I want you to teach your students well," Yin Gu replied with his usual nonchalant look

"Is something wrong?" Tenma Kenzo was surprised

He himself has a course schedule, that is, psychology, and Blackjack also has it, but in surgery

-- But there is one thing that is very strange

His classes are almost all girls, and Blackjack's classes are almost all boys, although she knows that women should be afraid of anatomy, but after studying surgery, she can go straight to a famous medical school.

Again, this school is a joint campus, and it is possible to study a certain subject separately, generally art and medicine, and there are direct admission places, and there are quite a lot

"You can ask for the specific situation, I'm going crazy anyway" Yin Gu stood up, "It is estimated that you are usually too serious in class, so they haven't consulted with you"

"Repeat my problem to them, and then solve the matter seriously and strictly"

"If you don't want tragedy"

It sounds so creepy, and I remember how I felt when I went to Tenjin Elementary School as a substitute class

Half past one in the afternoon

"Ahem, please sit down, before I start the lecture, I need to say something" Tianma Kensan Yan sù said, "Actually, today I suddenly thought of a question, that is, which is better, a firewood knife or a chainsaw, I want to answer this question"

"It must be a good chai knife! Doesn't it feel too slow to think that something like a chainsaw is big and heavy, and it has to start? My wife Yuno said seriously

"What? It's better to have a chainsaw! What do you know about that kind of cutting ** sound?" said Sonozaki indignantly

"Wait, listen to the teacher first" It seems that the situation is very strict!

"I don't understand what is there to discuss about this kind of issue? Aren't you all students? Fleur Kaede stopped

"Yes, please don't discuss this kind of question, it's scary," Mayu Mizono discouraged

"Ah, that's right, Mayu and Kaede are embarrassed? Can you show me what's shiny in my bag? ”

"That's just a dagger for self-defense!"

"Me too, because I'm insecure."

"No, no, no, please give them to me immediately, this school is not dangerous enough to ask students to bring knives to class."

"Ahh

"If you talk to them, there will naturally be a lesson from the Discipline Department, and also, please put away your pistol, although Chong has already said it, but even if you are an elf, please don't be too arrogant"

"That my knife can't be put away"

"Teacher, me too"

"Xingjia Shirayuki-san's request is clear, but please Kirishima-san's stop talking stupidly"

"So the firewood knife"

"I still think chainsaws"

"Please stop in moderation!" Kenzo Tenma, who finally couldn't stand it, slapped the table, and he wasn't a very good-tempered person, "Everyone! I think it's time for me to give you a tutorial! Your psychological problems are too strict! ”

Ten minutes later

"I need to emphasize that although there are often some chaos in society now, this will not affect your normal life, you are just at the beginning of high school, so don't think nonsense" Tianma Kensanyan sù said, "I know your illness, it is called victim paranoia, it is a kind of expression of thinking too much"

"Obviously that's not the case," Himeru Miki muttered

"This is a disease, it needs to be cured," Kenzo Tenma said Blackjack's mantra, "I will understand the situation in detail today, this kind of thought must not be stored in your mind!" ”

"Excuse me, but I'm coming to recycle" Chong pushed open the door, then glanced at "Tsk, I entered the wrong room, and sure enough, the class schedule was wrong"

"Wait, Chong-san, you're just in time," Kenzo Tenma beckoned, "There's something I want you to do me a favor."

"What's the matter" Chong bypassed the crowd of girls, and then walked to Kenzo Tenma's side, "I'm going to recycle the club table from last time, and the student council will use it"

"Please, it won't take long" Kenzo Tenma said seriously, "Actually, that's it"

Three minutes later

Chongxiang glanced at the crowd staring at them, and then said, "I refuse"

"No, I don't think it's that difficult," Kenzo Tenma persuaded, "it's easy, isn't it?" ”

"Will die, so I refuse"

"Wait? Why do you think of this? ”

"I'm going to be dismembered, so I refuse"

"No, no! I don't have to ask you why you refused, but please answer what I would die for."

"Will be a hatchet, so I refuse"

"I think it would be better for the teacher to call the police, what do you say?"

"Huh" Chong lowered his head as if sighing, "I understand, but I'll change the way"

"I heard that Keiichi-san Maehara-san was going on a date with a senior sister in the third year of high school"

"Teacher, I'll be right back" Ryunomiya Reina left with a smile

"Along with it, there is a classmate of Goshi"

"Hehe, I have a little stomach pain, goodbye teacher" Shion Sonozaki turned to leave after sneering

"Yuji Sakata and Akihisa Yoshii are in the discipline department, because they are talking without permission"

"Teacher, Himeji and I have something to do and want to leave early"

"Well, yes, I want to go to the baseball club and borrow a bat?" The black gas spread in an instant

"Tsuchimi and Yukino Tenhui have an appointment tomorrow, and the names of the subjects are Shiyu Asa and Wakaba Moe E"

"I'll go first" My wife Yuno immediately pushed the door away, and Furong Feng followed without saying a word

"Kinji Toyama"

"Please don't lie, I still know this kind of thing"

"He has a good relationship with Kanzaki, don't you think so?"

"Whew, that steals. Fishy! Thank you for accepting me as a foreign school! But I really can't stand it now! ”

"And then XXX and XXX"

Under this kind of lie that could be seen at a glance, the twenty or thirty people in the classroom dispersed one after another

"Ahh

"It has nothing to do with me" Chong's voice is still indifferent, "I can't die, and I won't be disabled"

"Sorry teacher! Is it over for me to be late? Sakura, who arrived late, was surprised

"Makiri-san, do you have someone you like?" Kenzo Tenma, who witnessed a qiē, asked

"Ah that" his face turned red for a moment, okay, needless to say, the teacher understood

"Sakura-san, can you answer me a question?"

"Yes, yes! Teacher, please ask! ”

"Which do you prefer, a hatchet knife or a chainsaw?"

“？”

Chong silently took out the notebook he was carrying, and then wrote a sentence on it

On December 30, Kenzo Tenma was officially broken, and he lasted for three years and seven months, breaking Sephiroth's record

It's a pity that it didn't last until the New Year, so why give up treatment?

postscript

"Okay, let's start the roll call, Yukiki Amano, Makoto Ito, Keiichi Maehara, Yuki Tsuchimi, Yuji Sakata, Akihisa Yoshii, Satoru Hojo, Kyosuke Takasaka, Sakura Manji, Tomoki Sakurai, Shiki Tono, Ruita Jido, Otono Yuzuru, that's all there is to it today, right?"

"Yes~"

"Pretty lazy tone, huh? Why are almost all men studying surgery? It's like this almost every year, and it's all you little ones with girlfriends."

"Jack-sensei's girl is unlikely to have one, unless Tenma-sensei has an extra male student on his side"

"Is there any necessary connection between them?"

"Don't ask, teacher, please hurry up and go to class, it's still the same, first teach us what to do if we encounter a knife wound to save our lives, at least we must teach Cheng Dù who can give first aid immediately."

"Put this boy jump on the stomach, so that it can act as a cushion when you are poked"

"Smoke seems to be talking to me"

"It's nothing to do with you, work hard, strive to be admitted to a key university, you and Yin Wu may save our lives"

"Yes, remember, if you see me with a chainsaw on my head one day, then please help me hang up the emergency room first"

"Anyway, it's noisy outside, what's going on?"

"Teacher" There was a knock on the door outside, "Are you out of class?" ”

"I've just started class," Blackjack motioned for the people in the back row to open the door

"Oh, I'd say the beds in the infirmary are vacant"

"What do you mean?"

"No, it's nothing, okay, please ask whose girlfriend is sick? Outside delivering blades"

"Ahhhhh!!!h After a moment of silence, the people in the classroom began to flee frantically

"Do you want me to prepare the blood pack first," Blackjack said, "I finally get it, Pegasus, you guy."

I'd better buy you insurance first