December 22nd, 10 p.m

"It's really spring break tomorrow, and you called us here," Hideyoshi Onizuka complained dissatisfiedly, "The principal is also a little considerate of us."

"The principal has already given us face, originally they came to have a private chat tomorrow, but it was changed to today's group chat" Zhenyi Rusha Bird silently lit a cigarette "Did the students call over?"

"On the way here," Kumiko Yamaguchi waved her wooden knife, "and all the safety measures are ready."

"Really" Hideyoshi Onizuka knocked on the glass, "Well, bulletproof, what else?" ”

"Screws and Baun are on standby outside," Rusa pointed outside, and the white-haired Sephiroth and the little bean-like Ribaun were waiting for each other

"It's good, I'm relieved" Hideyoshi Onizuka breathed a sigh of relief, "so that I won't die"

"The people have arrived," Sephiroth said lightly, "Get ready"

"Click" Li Baun loaded the gun and said, "I'll hide it first, you respect yourselves"

"The king is here, Lala, and they," the child, who was only a little taller than Ribaun, broke into the parlor

"Yo~ I haven't seen it for more than three months," the bald middle-aged uncle smashed through the window

"Welcome, Cheeto Lucion Debiluc King and Hoshikai Honba-chan," Eiji Onizuka greeted with a flattering expression

"Huh? Sauce? Cheedo silently looked at the owner of Xinghai Fang, "You guy is changing. State? ”

"Weird, isn't it? In Japan more than 10 years ago, the word sauce was an honorific title, right? ”

"No matter what era it is, the word sauce can't be an honorific title! Old fool, you! ”

"I just don't want to be told by you, a little bean ding."

"What are you talking about, you Mediterranean monster?!"

"Don't call me bald!"

"If you don't accept it, let's do it!"

"Come on!"

"Stop !!!!!" Kumiko Yamaguchi hurriedly stopped, once these two cosmic-level monsters fought, it was no joke

"Tsk, forget it, I'm going to fight when I get out of the border," Cheetos said disdainfully, "Have the lovely daughters of this king arrived?" What are you doing here? Isn't your daughter going to get married?"

"Is there one? But it's also better than you, three daughters like a guy, hehehehe"

"Comments?"

"Nothing" is not good, the smell of gunpowder is overweight

"Lord Xinghai Fang came here today to help people check, right?" Hideyoshi Onizuka hurriedly interjected

"Yes, there are a few old acquaintances who can't come, so today I'll help them visit their children" The owner of Xinghai Fang clasped his nose, "Of course, I also visited a few old friends by the way"

"Father" Mengmeng and Nana bowed immediately after entering the door

"Good daughter~" The owner of Xinghai stood up

"Get out!" Cheeto's blow to his kidneys was a blow

"Oh! I got a kidney, which I sold to buy a phone."

"You're selling a kidney for a mobile phone!!" Everyone complained loudly

"Well, what about Lala," Cheeto asked with a light smile

"In tune with my brother-in-law. Love," Nana immediately reported

"I don't even care about my father" Cheeto raised his eyebrows, "Forget it, I still have a lot of time, hey, old guy, the person you are waiting for hasn't come yet"

"Yo~Mediterranean~" With an enthusiastic girl's voice, Naiako walked in quickly

"Yo~No Temperance~" The owner of Xinghai Fang stepped forward, and then gave a heavy high-five, "You really came to Earth, I was surprised when I heard the news, and even squeezed one of natto out of the bowl"

"Ahh

"It's you," Cheedo sneered

"Yo~Little one, are you okay~" Nayako greeted

"It's okay" Cheeto shook his hand, then turned his head to Hideyoshi Onizuka "You can go out first, I don't want outsiders to be present at the family meeting"

"No problem" The three of them nodded hurriedly, and then ran away without a trace

With a loud bang, the reception room fell into a brief silence

(The atmosphere of the dream is so heavy)

(I hear footsteps, and someone who comes will definitely break the situation)

"Yo" The blond young man pushed open the door, and after he walked in and said hello, he silently closed the door, and then said nothing

(You might as well say something!!! The two shouted loudly in their hearts

(I also want to say something, but the three here are all heavyweights) The young man glanced at Mengmeng silently

"Oh, red deer, it's so nice to see you, your mother has told me many times that I must greet you~" The owner of Xinghai Fang immediately got up and made a hug motion

"Please don't call me red deer, that means idiot in Japanese," the young man also opened his hand

"By the way, there is something to do for your mother before hugging" The owner of Xinghai Fang came closer, "Your mother has something for me to give you"

"You idiot bastard, get home!! Look at Lao Tzu's one hundred and eighty tons of loving fists!!! The next moment, the red deer made fifteen turns in the air

"That's it" Xinghai Fang Master shook his hand, "By the way, I changed the word Lao Tzu myself, because your mother's original sentence is a bit unbearable."

"Thank you, thank you, uncle," said the red deer, lying on the ground and twitching a few times

"Oh, it's okay, I've already greeted you, you can go" The owner of Xinghai Fang sat down again

"Xin, hard work, uncle," the red deer slowly crawled out of the door

"You're actually lying," Cheedo glanced at him, "I've met the princess of Dogura a few times, she wouldn't say such a thing"

"yes, so what" Xinghai Fang owner picked his nose

"Because he proposed to your daughter?" Cheeto continued

"That's right," the owner of Xinghai flicked his nose X away

"Mengmeng, Nana, look, my father is very good to you," Cheeto took a bite of the snack

"Yes," both nodded with a wry smile

"Anyway~ Cheedos, your daughter will actually come to live on Earth~" Naiako licked the powder on her fingers, "I didn't expect it~ After all, it is the princess of a galaxy?" It's a mess here on Earth, and it's hard to survive without a few expert escorts."

"I called Saskin to accompany me, and I brought two deputies," Cheeto replied, "and they won't lose to anyone, but me and you."

"Hmph~ That might be true~ You must know that this is not an alien planet," Nayako chuckled, "This is the earth, the land of mankind."

"So what about you, as the most mysterious evil god known in the universe, you actually came to Earth in the form of a girl" Cheetos's eyes flashed dangerously, "What are you here for?" ”

"Ahh ”

Cheedo was speechless, so he turned his head to Mengmeng, "Mengmeng, is life on Earth okay?"

"Yes, it's good," Mengmeng replied with a smile, "I usually get along well with my brother-in-law."

"And what about your head of household, the one who gave you the house to live in, I haven't seen him, he's not there now," Cheeto asked a few questions in quick succession

"Fortunately, he hardly shows up in the house, he often goes out, leaving only the necessary funds for the two of us, he's a weirdo," Nana replied preemptively

"Weirdos are better than bad guys," Xinghaifang's master said earnestly

"Tsk, is the earth that good" Cheedo knocked on the table impatiently, "That's why I said, take that one named Yuuki Rito to live on Deby Lune, where the living environment is not much different from the earth"

"No, no, Cheettos, you have overlooked a very important issue," the owner of Xinghai waved his hand repeatedly

"What?"

"Deby Lune, there are very few really beautiful young girls, aren't they?"

"I didn't say anything about the mention just now."

"Father! How can you do that! Mother will be very angry! Nana dissatisfied

"It's okay, anyway, my father doesn't have many wives, it's okay to marry a few more~" Mengmeng smiled indifferently

"Nana, learn from your sister, a man can't rely on a woman alone" Cheeto sneered "Think about it carefully, I set a precedent with my father, so in the future, the two of you will marry with Yuki Rito, and I can also consider this kind of thing as three sisters marrying the same person"

"Well, then it's up to you," Nana blushed

"For some reason, I heard the sound of the truth of the world in my ears, it was a horn blowing on the mountain cliff, mixed with the howl of the minotaur" Naiako pretended to be strict "I now sincerely think that the person who raised his wife for Yuuki Rito is really a man"

“？” Chong inexplicably felt that someone was talking about himself

"By the way, speaking of this kind of wife, I suddenly thought of Cheetos the war you launched against the earth last time," said the owner of Xinghai Fang

"Yes, I invaded here before, and I was going to call you along, but you refused," Cheetos said disdainfully, "What?" Now you want to invite me? ”

“！” Mengmeng and Nana suddenly became nervous, they didn't want to be hurt here

"No, I'm just thinking, what was your idea when your combined fleet was called the Celestials, and then the main attack location was in Japan?" The owner of Xinghai Fang, Yan Sù, said, "I thought about it for ten years, but now I understand"

Mengmeng and Nana listened intently, and they also wanted to know the cause of this, whether it was expansion or spurring progress? Or do you want to establish an unequal cosmic pact to colonize and plunder?

"You"

"Goo" Nana couldn't help but swallow her saliva

"Actually, I fell in love with the wife of the Japanese emperor at the time, right?"

"How is that possible!!" Nana shouted

"How do you know ?!!"

"Father's !!" Mengmeng couldn't help but shout, "Don't be kidding, okay?!" ”

"I didn't really invade with such thoughts in the first place"

"What was the purpose of the shogunate reform in the first place?"

"Suddenly, I felt that the legend of the White Yaksha was so inferior, but it was just the defeat of a mad bug army" Mengmeng and Nana both lost their minds

"Okay, it's not too early, I'm going back to Zhenxun, bye-bye~" Naiako pushed open the door, and then swaggered out

"Oh! I'm going to see Kagura too! Let's talk about it next time! The owner of Xinghai also hurriedly jumped out of the window

"Well, Mengmeng, Nana, I won't wait for Lala, tell her, live well, if there is something, ask Saskin to contact Debbie Lunex directly" Cheetos also stood up "Dad, I'll come to see you next time"

"Goodbye, father," the two waved their hands gently

"Is this the legendary strongest in the universe and the overlord of the universe?" said Sephiroth, holding his forehead, "What the hell is going on?"

"The difference between the earth and other planets is that there is oxygen, and oxygen contains carbon dioxide, according to the survey, if alien species enter the earth, they will be assimilated by carbon dioxide, which is commonly known as the change two" Li Bao En with a pacifier "By the way, many years ago, countries launched an interstellar treaty, and the currency to be paid when entering the earth has changed"

"I heard that it's a pound of festival, so let's not leave the earth in the future, and we don't have money to pay the return fee."

postscript

Seven o'clock in the evening

"By the way, do you know how my father met the master of Xinghai Fang?" Mengmeng asked, leaning on the table

Chong pondered for a moment

"Debiluk once sent a fleet to invade the Night Rabbit Star, but the fleet was wiped out soon after, the fleet commander at that time was called Maru, he was the only survivor, and it was the Xinghai Fang owner himself who led the troops to resist at that time, he said to Malu"

"I'll let you go back today, and tell you little guy who doesn't know the height of the sky, if you want to invade the night rabbit, you must at least prepare more than 10,000 times the troops, boy!"

"Then Debiluk personally led his army to attack, which was 10,000 times the strength of the Night Rabbit Clan, and he himself fought with the Star Sea Fang Master himself for three days and three nights, and the result was a draw, he withdrew and the Star Sea Fang Master himself left the Night Rabbit Star, and the two often had contact in the future, and each time they had to fight until they destroyed a planet."

"As for the evil god, she's Debiluc's teacher"

"That's amazing," Nana said

"Hmm," Mengmeng blinked, "It turns out that they are all such amazing people~ What do you think?" ”

"It's okay," Chong continued to cut the vegetables

"Anyway, it's just a group of daughters now," Chong muttered, so he and Sakata Gintoki are really hard, and the future of the earth is in their hands