The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors. (5) ∨ eight (5) ∨ eight (5) ∨ read (5) ∨ book, .●.●o The fat man has entered semi-sleep mode, it seems that this product used to be a god of learning, quite Li Bai's temperament, first hummed and chirped the whole "Lisao", and began to stand on the bed and jump, the mouth still does not stop, I stopped carefully, it should be Sima Xiangru's "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix". It's winter, and spring is a little early, right?

In the end, I really couldn't stand the fat man's nagging, I dodged up, and according to the back of his neck is a knife, the knife fell, and the huge fat man fell directly on the bed unconscious.

A fat man who doesn't disturb the people is a good fat man, no matter whether you are reciting the Book of Poetry or Chu Ci, it is all noise in Lao Tzu's ears!

I lay down in the brand new futon and closed my eyes, oh selling cakes, I actually went back to school! What a tragic story! Forget it, endure it and it will pass, as soon as you close your eyes and open them, won't the day pass?

The next morning, I habitually dressed neatly to go out to exercise, as soon as I saw the fat man sleeping in the fragrance, I was angry, this snoring is too weird! It is actually rhythmic, it is played in a four-four-beat cycle rolling style, with its own stereo reverberation, and the sound is comparable to that of an IMAX theater - it's so domineering!

He slept well, I didn't, and he woke me up four times in one night! Still want to sleep in? I'll fuck your uncle!

I kicked the fat man off the bed with one kick. Hmph, what is a two-meter-high bed? I want to lift my breath lightly, and I can soar three meters high at once!

Just listen to the muffled sound of "bang", and the fat man uses a beautiful free-fall Thomas whirlwind, which perfectly explains what it means to have a flat sand and a goose with the butt facing up! The fat man cried out in horror: "There is an earthquake! ”

I didn't care when he touched his aching stomach and looked at me resentfully, I said, "Let's go!" Exercise and go! You're getting fat! ”

"Don't go! I'm not going to kill me! "The fat on the fat man's cheeks is handsome and mushful, and he looks very vicious, but a qiē cow, ghost, snake and god are all paper tigers in my eyes.

"Are you sure?" I rubbed my fists and said slowly.

The fat man's chubby head nodded again and again: "Don't go!" ”

I shrugged my shoulders and picked up an angle iron in the corner

"The rich can't be **, the poor can't be moved, and the mighty can't be bent," the fat man pointed at me and shouted.

"Shout what? What to shout? It's like what happened to me! Be reasonable in everything! Right? I can't threaten you, exercise this kind of thing to move with emotion and reason, come on, let's move with emotion first! As I spoke, I turned on my iron cloth shirt, and with a pair of iron palms, I folded it in half, and folded it in half until it was crumpled into an iron ball, and then I found another angle iron and continued to knead it into a ball, and finally the two iron balls were dripping and spinning in my hands like fitness balls.

The fat man swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "You are a threat!" You are violent, Freud said Dostoevsky said"

I continued to laugh and said, "Do you want to go back to sleep?" ”

The fat man nodded honestly: "The wine hasn't gone down yet!" ”

"Okay, do you think it's your bed or my hands?" I continued to play with the two fitness balls with one hand, and with the other hand, I held the foot of the fat man's bed, and then gently left a handprint

"It's easy for me to pinch this kind of steel bar, and it's a lot to hit you! I'm more manic this morning, and I like to see what to dismantle, especially some metal products, what beds, tables, stools" I casually listed the necessities of the fat man's life, and every word that popped out of my mouth made the fat man's face pale.

In the end, the fat man gave in: "Big brother! I was wrong! I'll work out with you! You're from the demolition team, right? How did you practice this hard work? ”

I didn't say a word, put on a set of sportswear and led the reluctant fat man out of the dormitory building and into the sports field. I studied the campus map for a long time yesterday, and now I basically can't get lost.

It's the eve of the holidays, and many students have already left the school, and only some graduate students with projects or strange people like fat people stay in the school, so there are not many people on the road. The stadium of the Imperial Capital University in the morning is also very deserted, and it seems that the nature of leisure and hard work is stored everywhere!

I shook my arms and legs, and I was preparing for the activity, and the fat man sat on the ground panting! It's too empty! It's a shame on me!

I broke off the tree and held the thumb-thick stick in my hand, and slammed it at the fat man: "Why do you still want to catch up on sleep outside?" If you can fall asleep in the cold winter, I will serve you! ”

The fat man looked at my fierce appearance and ran around the playground obediently. The appearance of that step and pant can make me hehe straight, the fat man's body size should be reduced, the main reason is that he is too fat to snoring and resonate!

The fat man's side has already run up, and I can start here. The meaning of exercising in the morning is to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, the first purple gas from the east of Pindong, okay, these are all made up by me, mainly because the air is good in the morning, and the haze particles are more humane

I took off my tracksuit, leaving only a black tight tank top and a large gun stake in place. At my point, the standing pile has reached the point where I can stand at will, the standing pile has become instinct, and the standing pile does not bring me much benefit, and now the main problem I am facing is to purify the qi and blood and compress the qi and blood.

This process is easy to say, but once there is a problem, it will be a catastrophe, the energy of qi and blood is very huge, once the compression accidentally explodes or backfires, then the fun is great. The realm of the light is regressive, and the heavy ones are broken, and they are crippled for life!

Therefore, the road of the warrior is not advancing or retreating, it is a dangerous road, and it is easy to kneel halfway without the determination to die, similar to the writer, only the top writers can enjoy the best recommended position. A budding newcomer like Lao Yang will not be recommended for half a year!

After adjusting my qi and blood, I started today's compression homework. I first blew up the muscles of my whole body to let the qi and blood run majestically, and then used the contraction power of the tendons and veins to condense and compress the qi and blood.

Breathe, breathe, breathe

I squinted my eyes and focused my mind on my body. If you don't get to the martial god, the martial artist can't look inside, you can only rely on your feelings, and even compress your qi and blood with guesswork, and you feel fun when you think about it. Compressing qi and blood is the biggest hurdle for a martial artist to advance to the martial god, and after stepping over, he can be promoted by comprehending the artistic conception of the martial god. Of course, the artistic conception of the Martial God is not so easy to comprehend, but there is no risk in comprehending the artistic conception of the Martial God! So the most dangerous moment is still now. (To be continued.) )