Looking at the neat and new dormitory, I smiled with relief, it is really the most glorious special labor, and sorting out the fat man's bedroom is my due contribution to the socialist harmonious society.

Rao is my physical strength is amazing, the vitality is infinite, and I am tired like a dead dog after cleaning up this huge amount of garbage! It suddenly occurred to me that if Meow Mi was here, wouldn't it be nice to leave all this chores to her? She's so powerful!

Forget it, I have been forced into the land of the tiger by my aunt, and I have received a Rausch defense mission, and the most important thing is that I can't expose the target. Why? What is the dark web? Come one Lao Tzu pinch one to death, come two, Lao Tzu pinch one pair!

The room was clean, and I sat opposite the fat man wrapped in a screen window on either side of the bedroom. I took out the wine and food I just bought from my bag and said, "Fat brother, meeting is fate." What we met today is the fate of God. For the sake of this roommate, we must drink one! ”

The fat man's face turned green, and he waved his hand again and again: "I can't drink!" ”

"What are you afraid of? Are you still afraid of drinking? They are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, youth is dedicated to the small wine table, drunk and dreaming of death is drinking! "I filled the fat man with a glass of wine, and poured him half a catty of forty-six degrees of liquor, and I poured half a catty myself.

The fat man sighed, and when he saw that he couldn't get rid of it, he gritted his teeth and drank half a cup. The hot liquor ran down his throat and into his stomach, and the burning sensation made him feel at a loss. His face was as red as a traffic light!

I hey, "Good drink!" Sure enough, it's the best of my life! Eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables! I tore off a chicken leg and handed it to him and praised it, the fat man drank two taels of white wine, holding a chicken leg in his hand, quite a guide to the country, the momentum of the text, at first glance is a guy who is engaged in literature.

"Come, come, drink, drink." I continued to pour the fat man: "Deep feelings, a mouthful, shallow feelings, lick the fat man, our brothers hit it off at first sight, I did it, you are free!" ”

When the fat man saw me drink the wine in the toast in one gulp, he was not to be outdone and drained the remaining wine from the quilt. How can a rookie like him compare to an alcohol-tested warrior like me? I drink two catties of liquor for appetizers, three catties for slightly drunk, four catties for the top, and five catties for the sake - fat? Hehe, he's already drunk high.

The wine was not in place, and the fat man opened his conversation box after drinking half a catty of liquor, he held the empty wine glass in one hand and the chicken leg in the other hand and said: "Lao Yang, it's not me who blows with you, your brother Liu is also a celebrity in the Imperial Capital University, don't look at me who doesn't go out of the door - I was also a celebrity in the imperial capital back then!" ”

I grinned and mocked, "What about the liars? I don't read much, don't lie to me! ”

"Liared to you? Do you have anything to deceive about? I think back then, I was a bright pearl in the literary world of the imperial capital, and the Imperial Capital Writers Association extended an olive branch to me! The fat man staggered, his eyes blurred but his tone resolute.

Yoh? Is this fat man still a capable person?

"Don't look at me fat, I wasn't like this half a year ago!" The fat man muttered, then he stood up and took out a picture from the cabinet and said, "Look, look! This is what I looked like when I participated in the theme forum of "Poetry and Distance" in the imperial capital when I was a junior in college, is it fat? Is it fat? ”

I took a closer look at the photo, and it showed a sunny young man with a confident smile on his face, quite the momentum of the eldest and my second. The young man was wearing a gray tunic suit, which was both simple and youthful, and the most important thing was that he was not fat! The guy in the photo is at most one hundred and twenty pounds, and the fat man in front of him is at least one hundred and eighty pounds! How can this be a person?

The fat man laughed at himself: "It's a big change, right?" In half a year, it only took me half a year to go from 120 pounds to 190 pounds! ”

I'll go! He's a pig! It's slaughter season!

The fat man patted me on the shoulder and said, "Old Yang, I can see that you are a good person!" Remember when you're new to the city - never trust a woman! ”

Get! This product has definitely been pitted by women, and it is not light!

Looking at the fat man's gloomy appearance, I was embarrassed to continue to ask, everyone has their own privacy, there is no need to get to the bottom of it, it is better to leave some mystery between people. The fat man is a wounded person, and it is not a good person to expose his scars for the sake of his own gossip.

"Tell me about you, Old Yang!" The fat man asked drunkenly and curiously: "It's been half a year since school started, what have you been doing in the past six months?" ”

"Social practice, I have been a teacher for three months. Then he enlisted in the army, and worked all the way to the major general and was masturbated. Finally, under the arrangement of the elders at home, he came to the Imperial Capital University to gild. I shrugged my shoulders and said, I'm not lying, am I? Not lying at all!

"It's boring! I don't believe in punctuation! The fat man shouted: "It's still a bit possible to be a teacher, a soldier?" Also a major general? What about liars! When Lao Tzu was illiterate or legally illiterate? Even if you graduated from a military academy in college, you will be assigned to the army as a captain and company commander at most, and you can't even count as a small miscellaneous soldier in the ninth grade! ”

I said with a bitter face: "Fat man, you must know that there is a kind of person in this world called the powerful!" People were born and lived in a building, drank oil, and wore silk - you know? ”

"Holy! Are you a second-generation official? The fat man said in surprise.

I grinned and said, "Low-key, low-key!" This thing is not glorious, a major general is idle but a graduate student, what nonsense! ”

"Lao Yang, what are you doing when you come to Imperial Capital University?" The fat man asked, shaking his head.

I was not ashamed, but asked proudly: "As a powerful young master, what are the joys of life?" ”

"Eat, drink, and be merry?" The fat man pouted.

"That's right!" I said as I should: "I won't tell you about the food, and I won't mention the drink." How can you have fun? How can you laugh at the imperial capital? How can people be envious, jealous and hateful? ”

The fat man's head shook slowly, and he said hesitantly: "Beauty? ”

I slapped my face and said, "Right! Drink the best wine and soak the most beautiful girl! Where is the Hollow Valley Orchid in the famous imperial capital? ”

The fat man patted his head and said, "Damn!" You actually came to Imperial Capital University in order to soak Qin Hanlei? ”

I hehe, "My Fair Lady, good gentleman!" By the way, do you know Qin Hanlei? ”

The fat man thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you know each other?" I am a mentor with her, by the way-Lao Yang, who is your mentor? ”

I pursed my lips and said, "I don't care who he is!" Who is Qin Hanlei's mentor? ”

"President of the Pre-Qin Research Association - Professor Ji Chunhua!" The fat man said with a look of adoration.

"Holy! You look so disgusting with this little star! Do you dare not do this? I complained. (To be continued.) )