"Ahem! Be quiet! Lao Tzu is getting married! I shouted as I stood in the meeting room of the Shura Gate Courtyard Hall.

When the brothers heard my words, they were silent, and only heard the knife ask, "Boss, which sister-in-law do you want to marry?" ”

My head is full of black lines, this thing has been mixed with me all the way, and he has all the bohemian love and freedom in my peak of my life.

"The one who was molested by your son!" I whispered in his ear: "And your movie theater, cover it for me neatly!" Just enrich the amateur cultural life of the brothers! ”

The knife wiped the cold sweat and nodded hurriedly: "Okay, okay, what do you need the brothers to do?" ”

"Need? It's an order! Your boss and I finally got married, can't you express it? "I am righteous.

The knife is clear: "Okay, welcome the team!" Wedding Photography! I'll take care of it for you! Success? ”

I patted him on the shoulder: "Good brother! ”

"What's that, we can't be too vulgar when we get married, can we? What's trending these days? Personality! You say, can a person with such an unrestrained personality get married in a decent manner? I asked, sitting on the first seat with my teeth picked.

The deaf man said slowly: "Son of Heaven, I am from here, getting married is a ceremony, it's not a big deal"

"Phew! Moodless guys! "I despise shì.

The deaf man stood up when I said this: "Who said that? The mood doesn't have to be outward, it can also be restrained - this is not enough for outsiders."

What is it! Isn't it just that little in the bedroom? Just my body, let the little girls go to heaven in minutes!

"Romantic! Romantic, brothers! The girls worked hard to come to the Northeast with me and came to Hetai, we can't treat others badly, right? At least you have to make the wedding beautiful, right? "I hate the way that iron doesn't make steel, these guys are dead wood lumps one by two! I don't know what romance is!

"How do I know you brothers? No fire support at all! I squatted on the ground with my head in my hands and said depressedly.

The mosquito grinned and hugged my shoulders and said, "Don't pay attention to these turtles!" If you want to play romance, you have to watch my little prince of wandering flowers! Don't you want personality? We'll let you blow up the sky today! ”

"Do you have a trick?" I asked.

The mosquito patted his chest and said proudly: "Of course, what did you start as my company?" Originality! You know? Although the scale of my company can't catch up with the apocalypse, the vitality and vitality can't be compared to the apocalypse! Look at the knife, I was forced to become an uncle in my early thirties, and then look at me, I am still full of vitality! ”

"You're twenty-nine! Thirty is a hurdle! Do you want to make a face? The knife said indignantly with a cigarette in his mouth.

The mosquito patted me on the shoulder triumphantly: "Brother Tian, if you can trust your brother, I will help you with your wedding!" You don't have to worry about it, you just have to wait! By the way, rat, take care of your apprentices and grandchildren, let those golden fingers stop for this time, don't spoil Brother Tian's good deeds! ”

The mouse narrowed his eyes and nodded: "I know!" Who dares to commit a crime against the wind, I chopped his hand! ”

"Knife, you also strengthen security, at least during Brother Tian's wedding, Hetai City must be calm, otherwise others will see it and make jokes. As soon as Brother Tian's identity gets married, there must be people from other forces to congratulate him, even if he is not a helper, he must be an elder-level person to come over. We can't fall for the prestige of our Black Dragon Gate! Mosquito continued.

Speaking of business, everyone nodded one after another, and Pixiu interjected: "It's easy to talk about the preliminary preparations, but how many tables of food do we have to arrange?" What hotel can fit so many people? According to Brother Tian's pomp, Kunlun can't fit four floors! ”

Hearing Pixiu say this, everyone was silent, and their heads were thinking about which hotel could accommodate so many people, not to mention anything else, the people of the Black Dragon Gate alone had to arrange more than ten tables - the hall master-level giants must all get places, plus the family members? What about friends? What about business partners? What about the exchange of gifts? Odds and bits add up to hundreds of tables!

I broke the silence: "What, my wife said, the wedding will be held in the open air!" It's right in the square of the newly built mall, where 200 tables are set up and it's easy and pleasant! What should I do if it's a problem with food and drink? ”

Daozi smiled: "That day, I will recruit the best chef in Hetai City, and if nothing else, I will make you a wedding banquet!" The brothers of the war hall are here to serve you a plate! Those guys have kung fu, and the food is definitely enough! ”

"I think it's okay, don't fix any waiter sister, it's good to be a big man in black, the guys in the battle hall will rust if they don't move!" I said with a cigarette in my mouth and a smile.

"Well, who is the witness?" I asked, with a clasped mouth open.

Everyone was blindsided by this question, and the mosquito muttered: "The witnesses have to find a respected person of your level, and it is not enough for the feudal officials of the imperial court to come!" If you want me to say, the entire three eastern provinces are enough for that one person, do you really want to invite? ”

I wrapped it vigorously in my cigarette, wrapped it vigorously: "Inform me!" Just let my godfather witness the marriage! My godson is not good enough, and I haven't seen my godfather for so long."

"Brother Tian" said when the knife wanted to speak and stopped.

I interrupted him: "My godfather, I'll go and invite it personally!" I'll go with Xue Ning, what should be faced is always what has to be faced. ”

"Are you really going?" Mosquito asked incredulously.

I smiled lightly and said, "Go!" Go! What can my own godfather do to me? Anyway, I'm his godson too—even though I'm enough to be his grandson! ”

No one laughed at my joke, and everyone's faces showed a thick sense of sorrow, and I laughed and scolded: "It's me who is the thunderbolt, not you!" Why are they all like they are going to the execution ground? ”

"Brother Tian, I don't blame you for what happened back then, you are also dedicated to the community, it's just that," Daozi said hesitantly.

"How many years has all that been? Is it really my godfather who is so careful? What an old man's heart! Since he dared to throw the club to me, who was only a teenager, he should be mentally prepared for me to toss things up! "I jumped to my feet.

The atmosphere was much better by my gag, and I patted the mosquito on the shoulder: "The wedding planning depends on you, the money is not enough to find a knife, he is a local tyrant, and the pocket money given to me is 10 million and 10 million!" Gifts for marriage and give me are 110 million to give! ”

The knife was so angry that he fell: "Boss, it's not you who blackmailed you?" Didn't my step-son just scold you? You're so intolerant of being an uncle? ”

"Hey? Chen Xuandao: You played a routine with me? Did you know that I write novels part-time? Believe it or not, I took your son to make a big sword, and then took fruit photos to threaten you? Don't just me, I'm not afraid of anything! I smiled wickedly.

Chen Xuandao was instigated: "Big brother, I was wrong!" Is it okay to give my brother a way to live? ”

"Fuck off! I'm leaving! Mosquitoes, it's all up to you! I staggered out of the conference room, leaving only a few people looking at each other.

Suddenly, the deaf man who was silent for a long time said: "If the little son of heaven goes to the prince, can he meet Xiao Nalan?" ”

The mouse's eyes shrank: "! Broken! The rhythm of Mars hitting the Earth! ”

Chen Xuandao drew a cross on his chest: "What kind of god is almighty, bless poor Brother Tian, may he not die on this trip" (to be continued.) )