"Husband! Help me up! "Early the next morning, Xue Xuening called me coquettishly - I rolled over with a very undisciplined fart! There's no way, my wife has spoken, the Yang family is traditional, and my wife is the biggest! Where do I get the tradition, you ask? My dad passed it on to me! That's a family tradition! The Yang family is just me and my father!

"Wife? What do you want to eat in the morning? "After my hard work last night, Xue Xuening's fear has basically disappeared, and there is only a lot left in his head that is not allowed to be broadcast. ○

Meow Mi muttered on the side: "Little dried fish!" Master, I want to eat small dried fish! "How did you forget such a foodie! This thing hasn't eaten anything else since he spotted the dried fish! I have to eat dried fish from the black workshop with various chemical raw materials! My God, in order to satisfy the appetite of meow Mi, I am all over the city to catch black workshops and make dried fish! Some black workshops heard the wind and did not dare to make small dried fish with added ingredients, and for a time the small dried fish market in Hetai City was singing and dancing!

This is bitter, I was meowed, and I complained about it! In the end, I was angry and served a black workshop that made small dried fish, and forced out the method of making black-hearted dried fish under coercion and temptation, and made a large vat every month for Meow Mi to keep to eat!

Hey, people have cats to buy some cat food at most, and shovel cat poop a few times, which is like me? I also brought a bedchamber! In terms of it, I can be regarded as the No. 1 cat slave in the sky!

Xue Xue put her arms around my neck and said shyly, "I want to eat fritters!" Soy milk!" I nodded: "I'll blow it up for you!" ”

Thanks to her husband's omnipotence, he can do anything! The recipe for frying fritters is also a secret thing passed down from various stalls, and no one will teach you at all if it doesn't cost money! If you want to fry fritters to be crispy, you must have a secret recipe, each family has a different method, and there are dozens of ways to fry fritters in a city!

I put on a pair of trousers, took out half a pot of soybeans from the warehouse, soaked them in water, kneaded the dough with the dough, and prepared the fritters.

Xue Xuening hugged me from behind me in her pajamas, put her face behind my back and whispered, "Mengmeng, it's good to have you"

"Hey, hey, hey," I smirked as I rubbed my dough. Xue Xue Ning saw that the beautiful atmosphere was all ruined by my smirk, and said with a smile: "Stupid! ”

"Okay baby, don't make a mess for me here, hurry up and wash up, don't let Meow Mi get ahead of you, or she will laugh at you all day! This cat's mouth is poisonous! I smeared my fingers with flour and scraped it on Xue Xuening's nose, leaving her with a nose of flour, which was particularly cute and funny.

Xue Xue smiled angrily: "You scoundrel! Hurriedly ran to the bathroom to do the morning cleaning. ”

"Flowers come in the first month, and the little brother enters the cave room today."

"There are pretty girls in the cave room, with eyebrows and sideburns."

"The eyes are like water, and the tenderness is like water, and the throat is bright."

This is my professional habit, whenever I am working, I like to sing to myself, this is the advantage of singing well - I can sing as an original! That's why I was the only one who could make money playing guitar in so many stalls in the small square of the flyover. Only the elite of the industry can survive these years. In the singing circle, I am the elite!

Another major feature of my singing is that the lyrics are not serious, even serious songs will be made improper by me, I studied Chinese for four years, the only thing I learned is how to change the song. The songs that I changed rhymed with each other, and there was no sense of disobedience at all - for example, the song "My Underwear" that I sang to the children in a nightclub two days ago.

Actually, I was going to sing the original version that day, but I wanted to be crooked when I sang it. Sometimes it's not like you can sing whatever you want, and you can't help but sing crookedly along with the music! People, it's not good to be too talented, isn't it!

Sure enough, as I expected, pure as Meow Mi immediately couldn't stand my song. Whenever I sing, she would guff and plug her ears with her fingers, just like I scraped a blackboard with glass!

Hey, who can understand the sadness of art that no one appreciates? Why can't I appreciate my art?

"Come on, come on, meow, the master will sing you a song!" I laughed and shouted at Meow.

Meow Mi immediately fell down the tree, her tail exploded into a mace, she seemed to run into the yard with the door open, jumped into a tree, and looked at me with her ears gagged and fearful. Xue Xue Ning walked out with a toothbrush in her mouth: "You forced meow Mi up the tree again?" Tell me that you sing very well, why do you have to sing these things? ”

"You know? Art originates from labor, and the most beautiful song is sung by the working people - the working people sing "Eighteen Mo" is also the most beautiful "Eighteen Mo", don't think this thing is an obscene cliché, this is the most beautiful artistic transmission between people, when the audience shows a clear smile, it is the happiest moment for artists. I explained to Xue Xuening with a straight face, but the smile on the corner of my mouth still betrayed my heart.

"Yang Mengmeng! You great whore! Xue Xuening slammed her little fist on my chest, and I hurriedly stopped her: "Don't make trouble!" There's also a frying pan over here! You said you're going to fall into the pan, what's the matter? ”

"You raise me!" Xue Xue Ning naturally raised her little head and said.

I hurriedly said, "Grandma, go to the table and wait!" In the morning, I will make a mess, and you and Meow Mi will not give me any worries! I said with a wry smile.

"Sister, I'm called eighteen years old again! Looking for my lost youth! Xue Xue Ning put her little hands behind her back and said proudly: "Anyway, my work is handed over to the secretary, and no one bothers me these days, so I will honestly be the girl to be married in my boudoir!" ”

"Okay, good, sister, you won! You are an invincible beautiful girl of youth, and I am a rough uncle who goes straight to middle age! I shook my head with a wry smile.

"Humph! You're the uncle! Unscrupulous uncle!" Xue Xue Ning has the arrogance of a girl on her face, just like a two-dimensional pseudo-Lori full of tsundere power - she is one meter seven tall

Seeing that I didn't sing anymore, Meow Mi jumped down from the tree and walked in with a nonchalant face, but the mace on the ass proved what had just happened.

"Only a small dried fish can make up for the damage to my soul," Meow begged as she hugged my arm.

I pointed to the basement and yelled, "Take it yourself!" I already put your big in the basement yesterday! Eat less! That thing is salty, don't be! ”

Meow, Mi stroked her tail, jumped and ran to the basement

This morning, it's too messy! The lives of the servants are so chaotic, if four, five, six will die!

"Let's eat!" After breakfast, I sat down in my chair and smoked a cigar to reflect on life - I suddenly noticed something called a cigar lighter, which I had been struggling to light with a lighter. It turns out that the breath of my turtle is deep in the bone marrow and cannot be changed, even if I smoke a cigar of about a thousand pieces, it can't change the essence of my turtle, and even the man who has to fry the big fruit himself can be arrogant? (To be continued.) )