"Xiao Ai, your mouth is too drunk! Watch out and pour him some hangover medicine in a moment - or you'll be alone in your room tonight! I smiled evilly and threw Li Xiaohang in the box where our class reunion was located, and then followed the class Ren and confessed: "Teacher, I have a little urgent matter to deal with now, you guys talk first, the food is not enough for Xiao Ai to go to Jia Xuening, you accompany the good game, I may not come back when this trip, and then take a good look at my daughter, don't let her drink - she drinks and goes crazy!" Don't worry about my girl's wine! ”

With that, I put on my clothes, grabbed the key, and ran out, disappearing from everyone's sight with a puff of smoke.

The location of the appointment is a very classic place - it is known as the paradise of the appointment, and it is monopolized by the Shura Society because of its flat terrain, open field, and the main advantage of the police is that the Shura Society does not care. In other words, if you want to settle personal grievances here, you need to pay with us! Just kidding, do you think there are so many places where the three don't care?

I never thought that I would be asked to fight one day - in fact, I really didn't want to fight this fight, but looking at the momentum of the eagerness on the other side, I decided to teach them a lesson, the tree does not cut the branches and does not slip straight, and the person does not repair the chirp - that kid is still good except for a little bit of smiling, at least after I apologized for the first time, he didn't pursue it too much, scolding is deserved, whoever wears a good dress and is vomited by someone has to scold his mother!

I didn't plan to call anyone for this battle, a group of children who just entered the society and thought they were invincible in the world had to teach them a lesson, they met me this time, this is going to meet the protagonists of other novels, this unlucky child will definitely be ruined by the whole family - I am a benevolent non-mainstream novel protagonist, I can beep and never slap my face!

Sure enough, the only road to enter was barricaded, and a dozen or so combat groups in black suits guarded the checkpoints, their role was to maintain order, prevent breaks, stop the police, and make a great contribution to maintaining a harmonious environment for the fight. We are the tertiary industry service personnel with a clear price!

I handed the man in black a cigarette and asked, "What's the price now?" ”

The man in black didn't recognize me, but just glanced at the cigarette in my hand: "Didn't add anything, did you?" ”

"Hey, be careful! Don't pull it down! I threw the cigarette into my mouth and lit it and asked, "What price?" ”

"One hundred small cars, three hundred micro pickups, and one thousand large cars!" The man in black replied stylized.

Oops I'm going? And the classification criteria?

"What is a small car, and what is a big car?" I continued to ask, when I retired to the rivers and lakes, there was a capitation fee here, but I didn't expect it to be reformed!

The man in black explained: "Cars with less than four seats are counted as small cars, you can give a hundred for this kind of car, and the pickup mini car can be loaded with a lot of people, three hundred, and in the past two years, buses and large trucks have been used to pull people, so the car is fare for the road!" A few big trucks can destroy the road, this kind of big car is a thousand--Made, the last thing I want to receive is a big car, and I have to go down and issue a ticket!

I took a hundred dollars out of my wallet and handed it over, and took the receipt he had torn out for me—it was quite formal, and the man in black who looked like a toll booth told me that in some small gangs, these receipts could be reimbursed.

I'm sneering, are you here to deal with grievances in the rivers and lakes now? I said, how can there be a big truck passing!

I drove slowly, looking at the scenery along the way - there was no scenery, but there was excitement! The servants over there chased ten people and fought again, the blood was red with knives over there, and the four people over there punched and kicked around one person -- this was a kidnapping, not a fight.

I found a flat field, slowly took out a flag and hung it on the pole in the middle of the field - this is called the battle flag, which means that the field is occupied, in fact, the original name of this flag is "occupy the flag", in order to sound good and boost morale, this game should be called the battle flag!

I stood in the middle of the field in a car and one person, the afternoon sun shone on my body, the shadow was very short, as if attached to the feet in front of the vast water of Momoyama Lake, this lake did not know how many enemies I were sleeping in this lake - I smiled at the lake, you are dead, and I am still alive!

Our army squatted on the ground, fiddling with their mobile phones -- they used to look up at the blue sky and white clouds, but later after they went to college, they developed the habit of never leaving their mobile phones. Sometimes I can't help but ask, are people the masters of the machine or the slave of the machine?

Pull away, continue to describe the scene - I am imitating the writing style of the ancient dragon god, trying to render the sad atmosphere before the war, so as to bring out the endless beauty of the protagonist, this is a kind of violent aesthetics, there is a kind of American western beauty, tsk, this is art.

A sparrow flew over my head and dropped a bomb in front of me, and I angrily spat out my cigarette butt and jumped to my feet and scolded, "Damn house sparrow! Lao Tzu wants to have a gun and be the first to crash you! ”

I have a gun, but it's too sensitive to carry around. Is it really that the imperial court is muddy? Our survival is a chance to survive through negotiations with the government, and we can only guard the northern gate of the motherland with guns, and if my guns are pointed at civilians, the GIs in the northern theater of operations are likely to come out to trouble me.

Therefore, it is useless to say that this game should be held, and it will be troublesome to explain it in case it is detained again, and I can't always say to the comrades of the grassroots police: "Comrade, I am the leader of the underground forces, I have an agreement with the imperial court, and I can be equipped with a gun."

I guess they're going to send me to a psychiatric hospital and spit on me: Phew! Lunatic!

There is no way, I know that the lowest level of our existence is the provincial national security department, and those grassroots people at most regard us as the underworld. This is quite helpless, but there is no way, the world situation is like this, US imperialism can't see that the imperial court has 3 million regular troops, we can't really copy the guy and fight with US imperialism, right? So in a sense, we're a regular army on another level. However, we are more independent and arbitrary.

The existence of our legitimacy is a question left over from history, because when Taizu founded the country, our predecessors were all meritorious heroes -- don't think that the Renqing and Hong Gang have nothing to do every day, and just collect protection money, their rudder abroad has donated money and bought arms to support the anti-Japanese resistance. At that time, the imperial court was no different from bankruptcy, one or two were poor to death, and without us, they couldn't even afford to buy arms!

In addition, when there was a war in China at that time, the old takeaways were all tattered second-hand goods, and it was always easy to get stuck bullets and explode, and the really good guys in the team were all made by our ancestors abroad, and then transported back through various ways.

Made, I'm so far away that I won't look at the stream of consciousness anymore, it's too much for Nima to hurt people!