Chapter 103: The Covenant
Lao Yang announced the retreat -- in order to improve my writing skills, to improve my creative level, and to bring everyone a better reading experience, brother, I plan to retreat for the cultivation of writing. Of course, the update does not affect, and now all you see is the manuscript, and I will not tell you that my manuscript is enough to automatically follow the new until mid-May. Want a more joyful plot? Want a more hilarious story? Lao Yang will satisfy you after you get out of the customs - look at me changing, I'll be waiting for you in chapter one hundred and thirty!
"Sister, where is your wisdom? If I want a showdown, I'll have a showdown a long time ago, and I'm taking off my pants and you're letting me listen to this? I couldn't help but laugh.
The head of the class is still the same unfazed appearance: "What are you calling?" I'm not done yet! If you are reckless in a showdown, you will definitely have to be beaten by chickens and eggs, believe it or not? With good timing and phrasing, a smart woman will know what she wants, and it doesn't matter if she doesn't touch her bottom line...... I can see that my younger brother and sister are the kind of woman who is extremely smart and capable, and her desire to control is very heavy, although I don't know what she wants to do all the time to restrain her desire for control over you, but she can still come out of the little by little...... You see, my younger siblings are absent-minded when they talk about business over there, and they can't stop looking this way......"
I smiled awkwardly: "I told her, let her leave me alone......"
"She actually agreed? It seems that this woman is useless and can't do without you...... If I was five points sure just now, now I have ten points! I don't know why, but I can tell she's very dependent on you...... This dependence is instinctive and subconscious, and I can assure you that if you drive her away now, she will cry and beg you not to do this...... The cause of this is complicated, how can I explain it to you? You can't understand pheromones or anything...... Let's tell you this, she is like a kitten who depends on you, in her eyes you are her mother......" The squad leader's sister smacked her lips, took a bite of the dish and concluded: "Your kid's life is so good, such a superb daughter-in-law has been found by you, congratulations, if you want to open a harem, your younger siblings will definitely not be your hindrance......"
I breathed a sigh of relief, worthy of being a person there, and sure enough, the wisdom is close to the demon!
The squad leader's sister smiled when she saw my puffy face: "Don't be happy too early, although my brother and sister are easy to settle, but your daughter is not easy to fiddle with......"
Then she leaned into my ear and whispered, "Brother, my sister really admires you, your mouth is so good...... You are willing to push this kind of Lori down...... She can't really be your daughter, right? ”
I silently ...... Sure enough, she found out.
"You have been chatting with me for so long, my brother and sister have looked at me twenty-seven, and your daughter has looked at me three hundred and forty-five...... Six-Eyed ...... The relationship between a normal daughter and her father is definitely not like this...... Want to hide it from me? Dream on! The head of the class said triumphantly.
The creature of the female doctor is terrifying! It's horrible! It's horrible...... Say the important thing three times!
"This little girl with cat ears has absolutely no ordinary feelings for you, and in her eyes you are her possession...... Anyone of the opposite sex who is too close to you will be subjected to her instinctive hostility, and she will look at me with resentment...... You wait a minute, I'll put this little girl in order first......" The female doctor's sister blinked as she looked at Meow's eyes, made a strange gesture in her hand, and tapped the table with her fingers at a strange frequency.
After doing this, she turned to me and said, "Okay, settle!" The little girl still wants to fight me? Hey, hey, hey! ”
I was confused: "What are you doing?" ”
The squad leader said nervously: "The frequency of my blinking just now has a hypnotic effect, and there is no hostile label in people's hearts...... A series of movements, including my gestures and banging on the table, are all acts of de-hostility...... You see, there was no hostility in the little girl's eyes...... At most, it's a warning to me not to do anything with you......"
it! Miracle skills! Great hypnosis!
The head of the class saw my scorching heat: "This is a little trick, it doesn't work, it can only give people the impression that there is no threat, if I want to do it with that little girl, she will beat me ......"
"This little girl's problem is very difficult to solve...... She completely treats you as hers...... I find it strange that she can agree to you and your siblings...... This little girl is a big problem! The head of the class tilted his head and said.
I laughed, in fact, the least threatening thing was this cat! It's normal for her to treat me as a personal item, who made her a cat? Although she has taken on a human form, she is essentially a cat.
However, the squad leader's ability to recognize people is so powerful that even the psychology of a cat can be discovered, and there is no one else who has this ability!
It was boring to talk about it anymore, so I walked out of the private room with a glass of wine and came to the hall to find Li Xiaohang: "Brother, drink!" ”
Li Xiaohang was already in the circle, holding a wine glass and saying, "It's done!" ”
This grandson really drank too much, and if he drank it again, it was estimated that he would have to break off, so I hurriedly supported him...... That's why I can't pass the candles in the cave room tonight, Comrade Xiao Ai is bitter, and I can only spend candles in the cave room with a drunken guy tonight!
I helped him to the bathroom, and before he got there, the grandson threw up a mouth, and I shouted, "Ouch? Didn't get to the place! ”
It's just a few steps away from the toilets, but it's a public area.
I only heard a young man next to him scolding: "Nima! The vomit collapsed on Lao Tzu's body! You don't ****** have eyes! ”
I hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" My buddy drank too much! I'm sorry! ”
It is my consistent principle of being a human being to admit that I am wrong and stand firm when I am beaten, and if I am wrong, I am wrong, and if I am wrong, I will not admit it, isn't it a hooligan? Hooligans have to be reasonable, don't they?
The young man saw that Hangzi had indeed drunk a lot, which was also a force majeure factor, so he scolded and walked away.
There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, people have good fortune and misfortune, and Hangzi woke up at this time...... We are all domineering lords, pointing to the young man's back and scolding: "Ouch,, little arm cub, you can say it again, give you some Bilian, right?" "That's it, I have to be heard, and when the hapless boy turned around, I knew it couldn't be good!
Why can I be involved in any? Why is my life so miserable? The kid on the other side looked to be in his early twenties, he was young and frivolous, and he was in the prime of his life, so it was strange that he could hold back his anger! Those who can go to Kunlun to eat are also rich or noble lords, and this kind of children are all unseemly little emperors who are used to it! The chance of being able to calm down after being scolded is almost infinite......
Sure enough, when this grandson came over, he was already rolling up his arms and sleeves, and when he saw that he was about to fight, my family hurriedly let go of Hangzi and stepped forward to persuade him: "Brother, give me some face, my buddy has drunk too much and talks nonsense, don't be like a drunk!" This grandson is overjoyed today, don't do it, don't do it! ”
"How much is your face worth? Lao Tzu came out to play and was splashed by this drunkard, even if you apologize, even if you pull it down, this kind of forcing is so scolding! If you don't beat him today, I won't mess with Huang Tiansheng! "Young people are really bad-tempered, and they are definitely spoiled.
I sighed: "It's not good to fight in public, can we make an appointment for a place later?" You can call someone, I'll go alone, and I'll take care of my buddy's business...... He's so happy to do it today, damn it...... Let's make it clear first, this matter will be over if you fight, don't look for someone afterwards. ”
"Good! Joyfully! After a while, the Momoyama Lake Dam will not come to the grandson! ”
I nodded: "Okay, give me ten minutes to deal with it, you code people!" ”