Chapter 0149: Master, you got the wrong object

A good yellow flower girl misses her son, what kind of mental illness is this?

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If you want your son, you want your son, is it useful to go to the master to tell your fortune?

If you look for a master, you can find a master, and you have to go in the middle of the night.

The third watch is in the middle of the night, and I have to go to those barren mountains and mountains at this time.

It seems that at least half of the money and sex are cheating.

You are rich and good-looking, it's just that you have to be cheated out of money and sex, you have to pull me, an outsider, into troubled waters!

It's just a matter of pulling me, an outsider, into troubled waters, I have to be cruel to Lao Tzu, and I don't owe you anything.

Lao Tzu draws a circle and curses you to death, being cheated of money and sex!

It's better to cheat with nothing......

At that time, Lao Tzu bought you Aurora Holdings, sent a kind heart to arrange for you to be a senior clerk, and typed tea and water for me every day......

Ha ha...... Lao Tzu is so evil......

The cycads gritted their teeth while driving the car, and had no feeling for the beautiful night scene of capitalism outside.

However, it seems that the capitalist air is not very fresh, and it is already past ten o'clock, and there is still a lot of traffic outside.

Fortunately, the windows were closed, and the car was full of two women, which made people feel like a spring breeze.

Ha ha...... This luxury car feels so cool, it's still Maybach's. This navigation is really accurate, turning left and right is perfect.

Wait for Lao Tzu to finish this ticket, and see if you can save some money to buy a car to send Sister Qingyi to work every day! Belch...... And Sister Wakayanagi......

"Xiao Tie, what are you thinking?" Li Keyan heard a burst of laughter from the back compartment and asked, "The night view of Haojiang is good, right?" ”

"It's so beautiful, I'm fascinated by it." Su Tie smiled, "I really want to stop and enjoy it for a good night." ”

"Okay, tomorrow night Shengnan and I will accompany you out to watch the Cantonese opera "Baolian Lantern", and then accompany you to enjoy the night view." Li Keyan smiled, how could she not know that this guy was still "unwilling".

"Pauline Lantern"? Isn't it the play of the little handsome agarwood guy splitting the mountain to save his mother?

What do you think of this drama that makes Mr. Liu, who is "thinking about his heart"? Adding fuel to the fire, didn't you rub salt in her wounds?

Don't, it's up to you to see, don't take me with you.

Lao Tzu still wants to return to Baocheng safely, and on the weekend, he and Sister Qingyi will go to sea while blowing the sea breeze and being a concubine.

Ha...... It's exciting to think about......

"Don't talk nonsense." Liu Shengnan, who was sitting in the back compartment with Li Keyan, said angrily.

It's really a barren mountain!

After driving the car for a long time, coupled with the congestion on the road, and the cross-sea tunnel or something, I finally arrived at this place at nearly twelve o'clock in the evening.

Standing in front of an archway at the foot of this barren mountain, looking at the big characters engraved on it "Lion's Head Ridge", Su Tie couldn't help but groan in his heart!

really served the "master of the way" who had never met.

You don't want so many good places in Haojiang, but you just found such a remote place to build a Taoist temple.

It's no wonder that these two women came with them.

If I came alone at night, listening to the rustling wind and the chirping of unknown wild birds, I would be a little panicked.

Third aunt and third aunt, how much laughing gas did you inhale today? Don't think I don't know you're laughing when you cover your mouth.

Laughing like something at home, laughing along the way, you can laugh so much when you come to this place.

Your best friend Mr. Liu's "thoughtful" is worried like this, thanks to you smiling so happily.

I'm really convinced.

Cycad stood between the two beauties who were one ice and one fire, and walked side by side with them to the mountain. Fortunately, the broken mountain called Lion's Head Ridge is not high, and it didn't take long for me to arrive at the gate to see that the time was just past twelve o'clock at night.

"There's really a sense of peace." Su Tie stared at the three big characters above the gate and muttered.

This temple is not big, but there are no lights around, and it looks gloomy under the accompaniment of the wind and birds.

Li Keyan knocked on the door, and soon the lights were lit inside, and it turned out to be such an old-fashioned thing as burning candles.

Then the door squeaked open.

I'll you!

When Su Tie saw the door open but didn't see the person who opened the door, he couldn't help but curse in his heart, to be honest, he was definitely an atheist.

Li Keyan walked in with Liu Shengnan and Cycad, only to see a statue of a god in the lobby, I don't know if it was Guanyin or the queen of heaven, anyway, it looked quite dignified and atmospheric, but it was reflected in the dim candlelight, which was a little crazy.

"Hey, this Daoist aunt is quite beautiful."

Su Tie saw a Taoist aunt sitting under the statue, less than forty years old, looking a little younger than Liu Shengnan and Li Keyan.

However, she has a dignified demeanor, no fat powder, her complexion is as white as frost, her phoenix eyes are closed under her long eyelashes, and she looks good in the flickering candlelight with a whisk in her arms.

But no matter if you really have a request or pretend to be a ghost, even if you look as beautiful as a flower, Lao Tzu has to pull out the skin of your bull's nose.

The cycad was sneering, and suddenly Dao Gu opened her eyes, and her eyes were shining and she kept staring at the cycad.

"Master, it's not me asking for a son, it's this Mr. Liu asking for a son." Su Tie clasped his hands together and whispered.

Although he said it very pious and serious, but in the ears of Li Keyan and Liu Shengnan, I really wanted to grab a candle and burn this guy to death.

This aunt was expressionless, stared at the cycad for a while, and closed her eyes tightly.

Gee, me, you think it's fun, don't you?

Li Keyan pulled Liu Shengnan to kneel in front of the statue and whispered silently, but Su Tie stood aside and shook his head, so angry that Li Keyan scolded in a low voice: "Kneel, how can you be presumptuous in front of Niangniang?" ”

Third aunt and third aunt, I'm purely a friendly cameo, okay?

Mr. Liu begged me to kneel down?

I've helped me with everything I can, what else do you want me to do?

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Worship God, believe it or not, respect it or not, disbelieve in it, disrespect it, disrespect it. Is there nothing else in the donor's heart? ”

Su Tie was stunned for a while, and it took a while to figure out what the master was talking about.

Whether you believe it or not, whether you are respectful or disrespectful, this is indeed rudeness.

Besides, although this flowery and moon-looking Dao Gu is talking nonsense, it is quite reasonable, how can there be nothing else in her heart?

When in doubt, throw it out!

Say goodbye, and ask that sister who hasn't seen me to be safe and healthy, and see me soon.

Say goodbye twice, ask Sister Qingyi and Sister Ruoliu to be happy and happy, it's best if the two of them can be friends and make a fortune together, hehe.

Bow three times, ask the truth of the broken case on your body to be revealed as soon as possible, and return your innocence.

Ah! I seem to have a lot of requests! It's really rude just now, please atone for your sins!

At that moment, Su Tie bowed to this Dao Gu, and then knelt next to this Dao Gu, and Liu Shengnan and Li Keyan in turn.

"Why did the donor come from?"

This Dao Gu's voice is as tactful and crisp as a pechoin, and it is so faint that it makes people feel comfortable.

Since she is Bai Jiaqin's younger sister, it is estimated that she was also a famous Cantonese opera artist before, otherwise it would be impossible for her voice to be so beautiful and pleasant.

Hey, Mr. Liu, what about you, why don't you speak?

After a long while, he didn't hear Liu Shengnan speak, and Su Tie couldn't help but glance at her.

I could only see that this fifth-dan master of taekwondo, a black belt who killed all sides, was now kneeling with her little hands on the ground, and I could clearly see that her arms were trembling.

Mr. Liu, why are you so troubled? A yellow flower girl came to ask for a son, and the fairy lady was confused by you.

It's just that I don't know what happened to Li Keyan kneeling on the far right, although she knelt with her eyes closed, her jade arms were tense and stiff, and she could see her silver teeth clenching her little lips in the flickering candlelight.

You don't have to be so nervous to worship a god.

"What about you?" Li Keyan raised her head slightly, looked at Su Tie, and whispered.

Ask me? They all said that I was purely a friendly cameo.

Ask me what kind of joke this is?

Obviously, it was Mr. Liu who asked me for a son, so what did I do?

Su Tie looked at the Daoist aunt beside him with her eyes closed, and saw that her expression was as indifferent as a statue, and her long eyelashes were motionless, as if there was nothing outside her body.

After a while, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I whispered to Liu Shengnan: "Mr. Liu, the master seems to have made a mistake." Why don't we kneel in another position? ”

Burst!

In the quiet Taoist temple, this sudden sound frightened the cycads.

Looking at the voice, I saw Li Keyan suddenly pounced on the ground from a position, and I didn't know if she was knocking on her beautiful silver teeth.

But she seemed to be quite strong, and she got up and wiped her eyes, and her silver teeth clenched her little lip, and she didn't seem to have her teeth knocked.

"You're stupid, from left to right. Who told you to kneel to my left? Liu Shengnan scolded in a low voice.

When I went, I emphasized that I was a cameo in friendship.

Besides, who knows the order in which this Dao Gu speaks? still talks about principles like this, and there are really requests and responses.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"

This Dao Gu suddenly let out a delicate sound, which startled the cycad again.

"Innocence, reunion, harmony."

Su Tie listened to this Dao Gu's voice and suddenly collapsed in fright, and the three things he asked for were two and a half things that this Dao Gu said.

Although the order is reversed, it is quite remarkable.

But to be honest, there is no order for these three things in my heart, but I just have to find a order to talk about when I worship.

"Please ask the master for advice!" Su Tie said respectfully.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Poor Dao finished speaking. ”

Yes?

That's it? You don't seem to have said anything, did you?

I'm here to give you pointers, not to tell me what's on your mind.

You can't tell me you can't leak it, can you?

Su Tie was stunned and looked at this beautiful Taoist aunt who closed her eyes and recuperated, and was speechless for a while.

"Why did the donor come from?" It's just that this Dao Gu completely ignored what Su Tie thought, and continued to ask inexplicably.

Don't you even know? Still ask me? You don't tell me what I want to know......

"It's my turn, stupid!" Liu Shengnan said in a low voice.

It's really immeasurable Tianzun, this Dao Gu is indeed concise and to the point, which makes people scratch their heads, as if they have been hit but don't say anything.

Could it be because I was insincere?

Ani Buddha! Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Another day, I will sincerely come over and ask for advice.

"That...... Ask the master to interpret the dream. Liu Shengnan said.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! If there is, what is the reason for the benefactor? The Dao Gu let out another crisp and pleasant sound.

Oh my God! Master, can you talk about human words? It will take us a long time for ordinary people to comprehend the heavens.

Although this aunt said what she said just now to Liu Shengnan, Su Tie still admired her a little bit in her heart at this moment, except that she couldn't understand what she said.

"Master, please...... Point or two. Liu Shengnan said respectfully.