This bull-nosed master Dao Gu is a little bit more beautiful, barely reaching the appearance of my sister Qingyi and Sister Ruoliu. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It seems to be a bit of a way, too.

But politeness is a little bit worse.

Mr. Liu, the dignified Mr. Liu of Aurora Holdings, and a generation of taekwondo black belt fifth-dan masters have been kneeling here for a few minutes, just for you to give you some advice.

If you don't point out, forget it, at least "squeak" to let us know if you're awake or asleep.

Su Tie saw that this Dao Gu was meditating quietly like a hollow valley orchid, and ignored the several people kneeling in the view, and he couldn't help but feel a wave of guilt in his heart.

After a few more minutes, Liu Shengnan said respectfully: "The disciple is ignorant, please ask the master to make a point or two." ”

Are you foolish?

If you are ignorant, the billions of people in this world will all be stupid.

But then again, if you Liu are not ignorant, you will not be a good yellow flower girl who came here to ask for a child......

Su Tie secretly thought in his heart, it was just a matter of asking for a child, and he knelt with this friendship cameo for a long time, and he really wanted to scold in his heart.

was chattering in secret, and suddenly felt a cold light on him, and quietly looked up, and he didn't know when this Dao Gu opened his eyes and stared at him.

I'll go! What do you mean by bullnose?

I want to know, don't you tell me, Mr. Liu begged Zi to let you point a thing or two, are you staring at me for a hairy use?

If you think I can really help, just say it.

Seeing that Mr. Liu was still barely a little bit good-looking, I would suffer a little bit to help.

It's just that they don't affect each other's family life afterwards, hehe......

However, seeing this Dao Gu staring at him for a long time, Su Tie couldn't help but whisper: "Master, now it should be Mr. Liu's turn, just now she asked your old man for advice, not me." ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! If there is, what is the reason for the benefactor? Dao Gu still stared at the cycad and made a crisp sound.

I'm immeasurable your sister! I'm your sister! They all said it wasn't me, what are you staring at me and saying?

Your sister's companion knelt for a night, and I heard you say so many dozens of words, half of which were "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", and the remaining nine out of every ten words were incomprehensible.

Do you really think you're the queen mother?

Your sister's queen mother still squinted? Stare at me!

At this moment, Su Tie was really a little crazy, and he really wanted to jump up and pick the skin of this bull's nose with the crime of indecent manners.

But the queen mother doesn't pretend to be a ghost or play tricks, after all, she is a master in Li Keyan's mouth, and she can only swallow it no matter how unhappy she is.

"Mr. Liu, the master asked you why you came." Su Tieqiang held back his anger and whispered to Liu Shengnan.

"The disciple is ignorant!" Liu Shengnan muttered, "Please also ask the master to light it." ”

The corner of this aunt's mouth smiled slightly, and she looked at Su Tie again and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" The mother and child have not been seen, which is really pitiful. ”

Hey! Although there is a lot of nonsense, this bull's nose seems to be really a bit of a way.

Could it be that there really is such a miraculous master in the world?

Mr. Liu didn't say anything, and this bull's nose knew that she thought about the son who didn't have a word, and he really didn't dare to underestimate her.

But your sister, what are you doing looking at me with bright eyes?

Have you taken a fancy to me? Want to leave Lao Tzu as the husband of Lion's Head Ridge?

You're a little old, it's a bit difficult.

But for the sake of your appearance, I can go back and ask the two bosses at home......

After Dao Gu finished the last sentence, she closed her eyes tightly and said, "It's close at hand, why bother." ”

Yes, it's all close at hand, why do you Mr. Liu have a black face all day long.

"Ah......h

was shaking his head and thinking about it, when he suddenly heard Li Keyan screaming loudly on the side, and suddenly curled up beside Liu Shengnan.

Soon, the wind behind him blew gustingly, and then looking at the flickering candlelight like a ghost fire, the rustling wind outside and the birds chirping like a son who had not returned home for a long time called his mother.

A stone's throw away?

I'll go! Master, are you responsible for catching ghosts?

Su Tie suddenly felt a tingling on his scalp, and his eyelids were lowered and he didn't dare to look directly, but he couldn't help but try to scan every inch of the corner as far as his eyes could see, just to see what Mr. Liu's son looked like, whether he was eating a lollipop or holding a bottle.

Your sister, it's a good mother's drama to beg for a child, you bull's nose is just a horror movie! It made me really think that the ghost was coming.

After a long while, he let out a long breath of turbidity, and when he looked up at this aunt, he realized that she was also smiling at herself.

Honestly, this bullnose looks pretty good with a smile.

But I have emphasized it no less than a hundred times, Mr. Liu begged for a son, what do you mean by staring at me all the time?

"Master, do you have anything to say directly?" Su Tie swallowed his saliva and said, "You keep looking at me like this, and you think you're interesting to me." I'm really embarrassed. ”

"Cycads, don't talk nonsense." Li Keyan couldn't help but scold in a low voice when she heard this guy's words.

But Dao Gu didn't mind the cycad with a little fishy words, she sighed and chuckled lightly and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! The dragon's neck has two lion-headed bamboos, and the light of the three springs is still not enough. However, ordinary people in the world do not understand grace and opportunity. ”

I mistook your bull's nose machine! Lao Tzu took a helicopter once, and it still went straight to the door, and it was a mistake!

The uneven dragon neck and lion head only understand the lower half, what are you talking about?

Su Tie saw that after this Dao Gu sang a sentence of Immeasurable Tianzun, he closed his eyes and "fell asleep" peacefully, and he was really mad by this demon Dao at this moment.

But I really can't bite her.

Besides, she just hit two and a half things in her heart, and she was really a little itchy for a while.

But Su Tie was already laughing angrily at this aunt, he stood up and said with a smile: "Two, the master is very talented, and I can't accept it as a mortal." The two of them first accompanied the master to have a good immeasurable celestial respect, I went out to breathe and absorb the essence of the heavens, earth, sun and moon, and then came to ask the master to light it another day. ”

"Thank you, master, for the dotting!"

At this moment, Liu Shengnan's respectful voice suddenly sounded, and Su Tie couldn't help but be stunned for a while.

At this moment, Liu Shengnan had already walked to the side, with a strange chuckle on the corner of her mouth, and under the candlelight, there was a look in her eyes that she had never seen before.

To be honest, I've never seen Mr. Liu so gentle!

However, this gentleness is really scary!

"Son, let's go out first."

Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst!

The third aunt and the third aunt, and the master who didn't fall asleep, when I was wrong just now!

Hurry up and help! Mr. Liu is really crazy!

looked at this Mr. Liu in a daze, and held his arm with one hand, he really wanted to die.

Mr. Liu, I understand your sincere feelings for your son, and I also wish you well, I hope your wishes come true!

But no matter how you look at it, it's none of my business!

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't expect that a friendly cameo came to accompany Mr. Liu to ask for a son, and he became the son in her mouth for no reason.

That's a big joke!

But what is the scariest thing in the world?

Maniacs are the most terrible!

"Mr. Liu, I have a mother." Su Tie hurriedly blushed and said, "You may have misunderstood...... Why don't you listen to what this profound Taoist master has to say? ”

"Okay." Liu Shengnan said in a loving and soft voice, "Come here, my mother will accompany you to listen." ”

I'll go!

Mr. Liu, don't talk like this, okay?

Why don't I accompany you to practice taekwondo?

Will I pay for the demolition of this temple?

At most, I don't want the Li family's 500 million oceans.

If it's not enough, I'll pay for it!

The cycad's whole body trembled, and under Mr. Liu's "gentle and loving" gaze, goosebumps on his body rose from the scalp to the skin, and then the pores spread from the soles of the feet to the scalp.

However, his feet were as soft as a crab that had been dead for a few days, and he was so numb that Mr. Liu knelt down on his knees.

"Xiao Tie, why is there no rule?" Li Keyan scolded in a low voice.

Su Tie saw that this "third aunt and three aunts", who had always been gentle and lovely, all raised his eyebrows, what else did he have to say in his heart?

But there is no doubt that this Mr. Liu must be crazy!

"It's not a way for Mr. Liu to go on like this." Su Tie snorted and said to Li Keyan, "She really wants to see a doctor." ”

But this time it's a good thing, this Dao girl with a deep Taoism finally stopped looking at herself, but looked at Liu Shengnan with a smile, that smile really looked like the queen mother, full of Huigen.

"The benefactor's wisdom is deeply rooted and he has an epiphany, which is really a blessing."

Dao Gu smiled faintly, but obviously said it to Mr. Liu.

I am an ordinary man, I can't understand the uneven poem, I have a hairy Huigen.

But your sister's, a poem made Mr. Liu crazy, and it made me suddenly become the son in her mouth, you don't say anything about this demon Tao, Lao Tzu demolished your broken view.

"Can the donor have two red spots on his neck?"

Well?

The cycad was stunned for a moment, the red spot did have it, but it was the coat of arms that Sister Ruoliu loved.

What does it have to do with the lion's head bamboo you said?

I still don't understand what the lion's head bamboo and dog's head wood are.

"You're stupid! Why is the peace contemplation of the son of the Enlightenment, isn't it because it is called Lion's Head Ridge? It's full of red lion's head bamboos. Li Keyan whispered: "Lion's head bamboo is commonly known as carnation, red represents maternal love, understand?" ”

I'll go!

Does that make sense?

In contrast, I found that I was bragging that I couldn't even compare to the kindergarten ones.

The red spot was left by Sister Ruoliu, since this is the case, Sister Ruoliu is my mother...... Ahh

Hey! How does this demon know that I have red spots......

Thinking of this cycad, I was startled, and I couldn't help but look at this aunt again, only to see that her expression was graceful and calm, as if everything was clear in her chest.

"Master, that's ...... That's when I accidentally contracted an allergy to alcohol while doing an experiment...... How did it become a lion's head bamboo? Su Tie said with a wry smile.

"No, no, no. The son was robbed by thieves, the mother was in pain, and under the light of mercy, the scar knotted the lion's head......"

Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst! Burst!

Before this Dao Gu finished talking nonsense, Su Tie suddenly vomited blood in his heart several times.

Looking at this Dao Gu's graceful expression but playful eyes, she thought in her heart that this demon path is too terrifying, right?

Even if you guessed that I was in the laboratory in the afternoon to carry out "physiological and reproductive experiments", you know that I was "robbed"?

You know all the secret things, what else do you not know?

It can't be Sister Ruoliu calling to tell you, right?

To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts and gods and those evil crooked ways, but after being fooled by this demon path a few times, I was really a little apprehensive for a while.

These three or two times have finished the upper que of the poem just now, and the lower que needs not be said.

It's just that he is an ordinary man who can't understand these things.

"Thank you, master, for enlightening my mother and son's wishes, no longer looking for each other at night and lovesickness during the day!" Liu Shengnan once again folded his hands and said respectfully.

Burst! Burst! Burst!

Mr. Liu, if you want to go crazy, you will be crazy, don't pull me! I'm not a tadpole looking for my mother!

I haven't looked for my mom in my dreams in all this time, and I honestly haven't thought much about it during the day, although sometimes I do!

"Little Iron!" Li Keyan whispered again, "What's the matter with you?" Katsuo...... No, you/mom are still thinking like this. ”

You/Mom are like this!

Su Tie was so angry that he smoked, but under the meticulous light of Liu Shengnan's "deep love for licking calves", Su Tie was really afraid that this woman would go crazy.

Thinking about her recent performance, especially when she first arrived at Li's house, she made a messy introduction, I'm afraid there is no doubt that this "mother" needs to seek help from a psychiatrist.

At this time, I don't know why, I especially miss her taekwondo black belt five dan.

I've come over to treat people in a good way, and it's good now, but before other people's diseases have been treated, I'm going crazy here.

Either bring back a "mom" or bring back a psychopath, which is really "too fun, too exciting".

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! And where does the donor come from? ”

This Dao Gu felt that she had understood the matter of her second believer, and she didn't care about the stunned cycad and the "affectionate" Liu Shengnan, and sang the immeasurable Tianzun at the moment.

This is obviously asking Li Keyan what is on her mind.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Life and death have their own providence, how dare the poor Dao divulge the book of life and death! Donor, please come back! ”

Before Li Keyan could speak, this Dao Gu was another clueless sentence, which made Su Tie confused, and her eyes looked at this Dao Gu who closed her eyes and recuperated in a daze.

However, this "third aunt and third aunt" Li Keyan seemed to understand the gods of Daogu, and immediately recited together: "Disciple understands, thank the master." ”

"Donors, please come back."

Li Keyan and Liu Shengnan thanked them again, and then slowly got up.

Seeing that this cycad was still kneeling stupidly, Li Keyan smiled, pulled him up and walked out with Liu Shengnan.

There was another "babbling", and the door of the safe temple slowly closed, and then the lights went out all at once.