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Someone is going to ask, why do you have to get along with a bunch of children, really play with them to survive in the wild, this play should be really dangerous, one is definitely dangerous!

That's what I think - contemptible people have just arrived, there will definitely be people who think how this teacher is, the first step of the new teacher is the most difficult to sell, it is better to share happiness than to share hardship, since these children want to play, the master will accompany them to toss - anyway, I have experience, the last time I led people and Lao Maozi underground forces to die, I got lost, and then when I asked no one who knew the Tao, we could only wander in the northern wasteland, so that we could hang in the northern wasteland and starve to death two brothers.

That time is a shame! In the end, we were rescued by Lao Maozi's underground forces, and we wanted to secretly kill them, but in the end we were rescued by them, and finally we could only sign a letter of intent promising never to attack each other for ten years, and with it, my information was placed on the table of the KGB

So I have an unforgettable memory of the wilderness survival game that challenges the limits of human existence, even Lao Maozi's northern wasteland I can live for two months, and the mountain behind the school can't survive? Even the back mountains are like the vegetable garden at home for me - I grew up here, and the mountains and water here are not at all to me.

The topography of Hetai City is particularly interesting, Hetai is a narrow plain between the two Xing'an Mountains, so the mountain behind the school is the Great Xing'an Mountains - the living conditions of this kind of chain of hills are particularly good, plus the two years of mountain closure and afforestation, wild animal resources are also good, although it is not as exaggerated as a few decades ago "the rod beats the roe deer scoops the fish, and the pheasant flies into the rice pot", but it also has a little meaning.

Speaking of which, I think of the silly roe deer, a cute animal -- this thing that most people may not have seen before, but they have heard about it. This animal is very similar to a deer, and has the agility of a deer - but it lacks eyes!

Listening to the older generation, you don't need to shoot a gun when you are playing, a stick is enough! Give it a hard blow, and it will run away in fright, and it will come back in a few moments - it wants to see what hit it! I can't afford to eat this goofy animal - unless I'm hungry

The enthusiasm of these children is unprecedentedly high, and the easy-going teachers they have never seen before, and the teachers who teach them are eager to provide for them. But there are very few teachers like me who can be so easy-going that they can play wild survival with them. Well, I'll admit that they seduced my playfulness - I'm only a few months away from my birthday, and I'm twenty-six years old, so young!

Early the next morning, I saw the students gathered in the class full of pits and valleys—these guys were piling up half the class with bags as if they were fleeing, and I laughed dumbly and said, "What are you doing?" Refugees? ”

Last time, the student who asked me to smoke was familiar with the road and panted and compared with me: "Teacher, what you said is too heavy, tired to death, give me a tobacco, I suddenly found that the Yellow Crane Tower is easier to smoke than the Great China."

I took out a box and threw it to him: "Who still wants him, what's your name?" ”

The student who skillfully pinned the cigarette to his ear squatted on the ground and picked up the cigarette butt that I had just thrown away that had not been extinguished, took two puffs and pointed the cigarette in his hand at the old smoker! The set just now is a technical job, so I may not be familiar with him now, and the smoking age of this product is definitely more than five years.

"Teacher, my name is Liu Junjie, it's Liu Junjie, not the Lin Junjie who sang, my throat is smoking and smoking," the boy complained.

I had black lines all over my head: "Do you think you can carry so many things?" Choose three by yourself and throw the rest in the class."

The students were so relieved that they were rummaging in their bags, and I picked up a mountain axe that the students had abandoned and pinned it to my waist - it was very useful!

"Hey, who! Grab the sleeping bag! No sleeping bag at night to keep you warm! Who, don't pack all the food, you bring those compressed dry food enough for the whole class to eat twice! And what the hell do you bring a laptop? Should the play be edible or usable? "I'm counting them one by one.

After a long while, I took my fifty-one elite soldiers to the back mountain, next to me is a crybaby who pinched the corner of my clothes and never let go, this girl's name is Su Qianqian, listening to the name reveals the soft language of Wu Nong in the Jiangnan water town - but her crying name has been widely spread in Class T, and people say that they are bitter and sad when they see people. Boys and girls, seeing a cute girl cry in front of you and you are absolutely numb.

"It's good, the teacher will sing you a song, I think I used to earn living expenses by singing when I was in school!" I turned around and bragged to the students.

"Teacher, sing a tune! Singing well is rewarded! A boy shouted narrowly.

I looked at him with a smile, "What's your name?" For what you just said - you wiped the blackboard next week! Monitor? Give me a record and supervise the implementation. ”

The unlucky boy was so angry that he fell, and said angrily: "Teacher Yang, my name is Huang Shu, do you have to wipe it for a week?" ”

"Bargain for a month and give you another choice, let's go head-to-head, you can be exempted from punishment if you win, I heard that many of our classmates are afraid of being hijacked, and they have practiced grappling and fighting since they were young," I said lightly.

Huang Shuquan said eagerly: "Teacher, it's not that I look down on you as a college student, I can beat a few of them, and you can give you all your arms for nothing."

"Yoh? Pinching soft persimmons and hitting a hard stone? So what do you mean by practicing the family? I won't fight you in this way, or you will go to the teaching office and say that I am physically punishing students - I am quite satisfied with this job and I have no intention of changing it. See the tree? If you kick it off, I forgive you for your innocence, and if I want to kick it and you don't kick it, will you dare to gamble on the blackboard for a week? I squinted at him.

Xiao Huang's temper was also stimulated by me, and he went to the tree I pointed to, and everyone saw the lively habits come up again, and they all surround it. Xiao Huang took a horse step first, and the luck dantian retrograde Kyushu Tian - okay, you just treat me as a calf, and smoke the atmosphere, don't take it seriously

Xiao Huang roared angrily, kicked the tree trunk with a flying leg, and in his surprised eyes, Xiao Shu stood up again with tenacity

I smiled and said, "Finished calf, right?" Go back and practice kung fu well, don't be less than half a bottle - you have to use an inch to fight this kind of flexible thing, can you demonstrate it with me? ”

Everyone except Meow nodded their heads: "Okay! ”

Only Meow Mi lowered her head and muttered: "Pretend to be 13 criminals"

Su Qianqian glanced back at Mi and asked, "Xiaomi, what did you say?" ”

Meow Mi Yanran smiled: "I said that the teacher is so good" and then made a grimace at me.

I used my arm to make a circle in the air, and my wrist suddenly exerted force more than ten centimeters away from the trunk, only to hear a click, and the trunk was discounted by me before it could bend and unload

This sound was like a bone crack, and most people shuddered, but they didn't expect that the teacher who looked beautiful and polite would know kung fu.

I looked at my classmates with a wicked smile and asked, "Uncles, do you still need to sing a little song from the slave family?" ”

Everyone shouted indignantly: "Sing! ”

I grinned: "Then today the teacher will sing you a Yunnan mountain song." ”

In everyone's surprised eyes, I took a deep breath and sang in my throat (could I have forgotten my ventriloquism?). "Strange, strange, strange, the car is faster than the train, the old driver, take me, hurry up and drive, the old driver, take me, be your wife"

In the stunned eyes of my classmates, I changed my male voice again: "There are so many cars on the road, why do you pick me Alili, Alili, Ali Alili"

Xiao Huang arched the boy next to him with his shoulders and asked, "Old film, what is Brother Meng singing?" ”

A little fat man with glasses looked at me with reverence and said: "This is the legendary old driver, and only the first-class driver certified by the association is qualified to sing this song, and it seems that the teacher is also a person in my Tao." ”

Huang Shuquan took a breath and asked, "What level does the teacher compare to you?"

The little fat man pushed his glasses: "It's equivalent to miscellaneous soldiers and generals."

Huang Shu said disapprerovantly: "Isn't that far worse than you?"

The little fat man said: "I mean-I'm a miscellaneous soldier, he's a general, and I want to know if Mr. Yang will be the highest pearl in the driver's world, MM18 touch."

When the people around me heard the little fat man say this, they all looked at me with a complicated look, and they couldn't help but say in their hearts: Mr. Yang, I didn't expect you to be such a driver