Chapter 62: Don't Cook, Let's Play to Survive in the Wild!

When I took the two little girls to the back mountain, I found that the back mountain was indeed very lively, and the fifty people lived in ten large military tents, which did not seem crowded at all, and there was a big fire in the middle of the ten tents, and a few sporadic sparks jumped out, and a large cauldron was on the fire—I seemed to smell a smell of instant noodles.

Looking at this scene, my head is full of black lines, this Nima is a fan of Bei Ye? Survive in the wilderness of this Nima suburb? Tease me! Have you ever seen that wild survival rack cooking instant noodles in a big pot? Isn't that? No wonder the old man of the chairman approved these children to come to Houshan! Co-authoring is to sleep in a different place!

Faintly, I could still see two figures flashing through the grass - in camouflage uniforms! If my judgment is correct, this should be the security personnel sent by the school - after all, this is the back mountain, in case of any large wild animals drilled out, they must be controlled, if these big young masters and young ladies rub a little oily skin, ensure that those rich people can't sit still! If these parents form a group and want to kill us, even if my Black Dragon Gate doesn't have a yellow stall, it won't be able to stop it!

I staggered into a tent and suddenly noticed a couple of half-grown children playing CS inside, and they didn't look up when I came in - but she could tell that someone was coming in. One of the children shouted without even raising his head: "Smoke! Come on, a cigarette buddy is out of food! ”

Angry and funny, I took out a box of Ninety-Five Supreme from my pocket and pulled out one, and asked, "Do you need to order it?" ”

The kid didn't say anything polite to me: "Thank you so much, the firepower of the three-jumper team is too fierce, and I can't do it."

Suddenly, he found that it was a stranger standing on the side, and he asked righteously, "Who are you?" ”

I handed him the cigarette: "Order me yourself, your new homeroom teacher, don't play, don't play!" It's up to you, give me someone to get together in five minutes, and I'll have a little class meeting for you in front of the fire in the middle."

"Hey? Ninety-five Supreme? Teacher's smoke is good! Generally we smoke soft Chinese soothing! "The kid pinned the cigarette to his ear like an old smoker, and I couldn't help but laugh dumbly, I eliminated such a unique way of not smoking eight years ago, when I was not a big brother, just a little rascal, I was so non-smoking

The kid pulled his throat and turned over the tent for me, and after a while, the students in various positions were turned out by him - there was a blood mark on the unlucky child's face, and it was estimated that he was scratched directly by lifting the curtain of the girl's door

In the midst of all kinds of complaints, these children are still gathered together, and the most enjoyable thing is that there are two girls wearing masks and pajamas, my God, is this coming for an outing or survival in the wild? I didn't sleep as well as they slept in the afternoon!

These children were quite smart, and they knew that there were no stools in the meeting place, and they all came out with small cushions, and even the crybaby and meow didn't know where to get the two cushions, so I was left alone to look at them condescendingly.

In order to appear to be happy with the people, I sat cross-legged on the grass in Armani: "Come on a cadre, show me if the people are all in harmony!" ”

At this time, a girl with a neat ponytail raised her hand: "Teacher, everyone is here"

I let out a long sigh, I thought that two thorns would refuse to carry it out and play non-violent and non-cooperative with me, and finally I would warn them about the tragic fate of these two classmates - don't go against me, this script is not right! Class T students shouldn't be so obedient!

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Yang Mengmeng, I am your Chinese teacher - my colleague is also your newly transferred class teacher, for here, I am not familiar with you than you, so in the future work, I want to ask you to support here There should be applause"

The students were frustrated by me, and they probably hadn't seen the teacher who came up and asked the students to applaud, so they looked at me, I looked at you, and finally applauded one after another, led by the ponytailed girls—I guess they were confused at the moment

"This is Miao Lemi's classmate.,It's a new transfer classmate.,Everyone applauds and welcomes" This time the applause was warm and three heats.,It seems that the pretty girl is indeed more popular than the male teacher.,Even pets are more popular than the owner.,Am I going to die?

Miaolemi grabbed the hem of her skirt and made a good fortune - God knows where she learned! Then I consciously sat down with my classmates.

"Then I can take the liberty of asking, what are you doing here?" I pointed to the surrounding tents and fires and asked, "Is there a bonfire?" ”

The boy at the bottom continued: "Teacher, we are doing wilderness survival exercises, what do you think?" ”

I smiled contemptuously: "I don't read much, don't lie to me, you obviously came to the picnic, and the big pot used to cook instant noodles, right?" Do you have anything to eat to play with in the wild? Besides, what the hell are you guys pajama mask computer games? Your living conditions in the wild can kill remote villages in seconds, my God, why don't we leave? ”

Someone at the bottom was not happy: "Teacher! So what do you mean to survive in the wild? Will you survive in the wild? ”

It was a girl with a mask on, what she looked like - I couldn't see it

"That classmate, it's okay to love beauty, can you take off the mask first? I see you're a little scared, I was afraid of the dark when I was a kid, and now I'm afraid of ghosts," I joked.

Everyone laughed, and the girl angrily pulled off her mask and threw it into the fire, revealing a delicate little face, and there was a hint of blush on that face—I don't know whether she was angry or ashamed

"You don't have to live in the wild, at most it can be called a summer camp, and I don't blame you, how old are you, it's very hard to survive in the wild, and survival in the wild is actually a person who survives in the mountains and jungles where there is no accommodation. There are very few things on hand - look at you, I can't wait to move your family back to the mountains, and it is estimated that in two days it will be time to pull up the reinforced concrete to build a house! Save it, is it interesting for young masters and young ladies to play like this? I asked, hugging my shoulder.

"What's the use of you just talking about us? Just talk about it, don't practice fake tricks! A boy pouted.

"Hey? Little Bunny! Talk to the teacher! This is the first time, I'll give you two more chances, and the third time I'll definitely beat you! Now that you've said that, and since you want to play, I can't show my cowardice as a teacher! Today, everyone pack up and go back, and tomorrow I will take you to the back mountain to the deep mountains for wild survival, and the following things are ready for me, otherwise you will definitely have a hard time in the next few days: compressed food, Swiss Army knife, rope, compressed sleeping bag, salt, mountain knife or mountain axe, flashlight, boys should bring some extra pots and pans - girls come to the aunt's own warm baby, this teacher does not have old Chinese medicine skills! If you have the leisure to come, you can bring a video camera or a camera, because the next few days will probably be unforgettable," I said grimly.

"Hooray!" The children packed up their things with a tsunami, and a few mushrooms in the back mountain finally disappeared

Looking at the figure of the children packing up their things, they couldn't help but feel emotional, and shouted in a low voice at a tree: "Thank you, brother, I will trouble you in two days."

The figure behind the tree was shocked and was discovered? The two retired special forces looked at each other speechlessly, and there was only horror in their eyes