Chapter 71 Yang An, you are shameless~
Li Yue complained: "Yang An, you give me an honest explanation, who are all the players today?" I was in the lobby when I checked in, and I almost didn't want to talk about it when I saw Baoling and Kungfu! ”
Cao Xiaobao also nodded: "The pressure is too great, Brother Yang, will we be PK in the first issue?" ”
Yang An waved his hand and said firmly: "I promise, it is absolutely impossible for us to be PK in the first issue!" ”
The two of them were relieved, Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao squeezed their eyebrows: "I'll just say it, if the host dies on the stage in the first issue, what a shame!" Yang An must have greeted the counting staff. ”
Yang An said: "I didn't say hello to the staff, I mean, the votes of the two episodes are accumulated, and the last one will be eliminated, so we can hold up at least two episodes of the show!" ”
The smiles of the two instantly froze, and they both pushed Yang An's chest: "Who is amusing you?" Interesting? ”
Yang An hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, don't tease." Let me tell you, there are four groups of people who have invited me to interact during the performance, so as soon as we draw a good lot, I guarantee that the whole audience will burst into cheers when I get on the stage! Therefore, no matter how good their performance is, they are still building momentum for me, and I don't believe that they will not survive the third issue! ”
"Look at your little bit of interest! Just thinking about making it to the third installment? ”
"You are the chief director, producer, host, you don't take the first place, are you embarrassed?"
"Brother Yang, let me tell you, the old guys in the cross talk industry have been sharpening their knives for a month, and they are all waiting to watch our show and watch the jokes of the cross talk actors, you still plan to only last until the third round, and be careful of being criticized by them!"
Yang An was the most helpless about this, but he decided to stand up and say cross talk by himself, so he was mentally prepared to be blamed, and someone had to come forward to do this.
At 6 p.m. sharp, the audience began to line up to enter.
Blue Ocean Satellite TV invited 500 viewers, divided into 20 generations (20-30 years old, the same later), 30 generations, 40 generations, this is to count the preferences and preferences of audiences of different ages, and provide reference for the program team to adjust the follow-up filling team.
Among them, 30 young people are selected from the local art academies in the blue ocean, all of them are handsome men and beautiful women, these people are the most photogenic group in the audience, which can increase the average appearance of the audience.
The other 350 people are audiences openly recruited from many media such as "Blue Ocean Morning News", "Blue Ocean Metropolis Daily", "Huang Yi Net", "Blue Ocean Net", etc., and they have been hyped for nearly a month, and the audience can't wait to watch this new show.
The rest of the places are given to the media and their own people in the entertainment industry, these audiences are added as insurance, they are good at interacting with actors, coaxing, whistling, good at cooperating, and good at cheering.
On the surface, the 500 public jury is a fair and independent natural person, but at least one-third of it is controlled by Blue Ocean Satellite TV, if Yang An is not able to control the field, or to the extent that he has to manipulate the results of the game, these judges will get hints and engage in black-box operations.
Of course, Yang An doesn't want to fall to the point of manipulating the results of the game, Blue Ocean Satellite TV did this just for the sake of insurance, and made a preventive plan, after all, this is the first issue of "Happy Comedian", which can only succeed, not fail!
The closer you get to the recording time, the more tense the atmosphere becomes in the various rooms in the lounge area.
Yang An took the photographer to knock on the door one by one, and first went to the room of the laughing brothers: "Come, draw lots in the order of play!" ”
Ma Xin was elected by others, grabbed one from the transparent ball box held by Miss Manners, and unscrewed it to see: "No. 3!" ”
"This position is a bit awkward!"
No. 3 is in the middle, and everyone doesn't like this point very much, and if the first two groups perform extremely well, then the pressure on them will become infinite.
Yang An said: "Because Xiao Dongbei turned over your cards, so No. 3 is their order, and your order will be told to you later!" ”
The crowd wailed, "What? I'm going to suffer! ”
Yang An smiled and exited the room: "You guys have a good rest!" ”
The second group is looking for Xiao Dongbei, Jin Dabao has to draw lots by himself, looking at a guy with dark skin, Yang An quipped: "Dabao, doesn't anyone say that you have black hands?" ”
"I'm all black!"
Jin Dabao grinned, stretched out his hand and stirred it for a long time before taking out a ball: "No. 1!" Oh my god! I'm going to cry...... It turned out to be No. 1! ”
Xiao Dongbei reacted very quickly: "Are we going to change numbers with Brother Aixiao?" ”
Yang An smiled: "That's right, they drew No. 3." Dabao, I dare to assure you, you won't be able to leave here alive today, Brother Aixiao must hate you to death, you black hand, you actually drew No. 1 for them! ”
Jin Dabao was about to cry, kept rubbing his hands, and waved at the camera again and again: "I can't help laughing brothers, my nickname is Jin Dahei......"
Next, Zhen Ling drew No. 5, Kungfu drew No. 2, and Li Yue drew No. 4, according to the replacement rules and order, first Kungfu and Li Yue changed, and then Li Yue and Zhen Ling changed, so Lin Yunshe was lucky to rank 5th.
The last No. 6 Zhou Jinci looked the luckiest, no one grabbed him.
It all seems very fair, but in reality?
Yang An designed a rule of forcible exchange, just to make it easier for him to control the order of the performance and adjust the playback process, for example, he himself could not be the first to appear.
Of course, he can also cheat and leave a more advantageous position for the players who want to win and the weak players, because he knows which ball is which number, and Li Yue is his own person, so he can deliberately choose someone who is more favorable to him by recording the footage of entering the lottery during the day in the later stage, and forcibly change the number with the other party, so as to achieve the goal.
Fortunately, today's draw order is not bad, there is no need to use cheating means, the order of appearance is Aixiao Brothers, Baoling, Xiao Dongbei, Kungfu, Lin Yunshe, Zhou Jinci.
Five minutes before the opening, Yang An wore a crisp black evening dress, a monitor headset, and a cue card, waiting for the makeup artist to make the final touch-up on him.
The players in the six lounges were basically staring at the surveillance TV in the room, guessing what it would be like to start.
Duan Haishan issued orders in the monitoring system, and the employees of all types of work were ready, and after the countdown, the lights in the studio gradually turned on.
Yang An walked out of the music and walked onto an arc-shaped stage passage, with a cheering audience in front of him and behind him, the lights gradually shone on him, and the first season of "Happy Comedian" officially began!
The audience of 500 people stood together and gave Yang An the warmest applause and cheers, non-stop for a long time!
Yang An smiled, looked around, and leaned over slightly to express his gratitude.
He is really handsome today, and the makeup artist has changed his hairstyle, dressed him up a little more maturely, and turned him into a wise, gentle, self-contained, and connotative host.
The closest distance between the audience and the host of "Happy Comedian" is not more than 1 meter, which is estimated to be the first TV show in this world, many people are fans of "Jianghu Laughter", and they are all coming for Yang An's new show, to be able to interact with their idols so closely, many people's enthusiasm has been ignited, and there are even female fans who want to rush up and hug Yang An!
After a while, Yang An finally spoke: "Good evening, audience, I'm Yang An!" ”
Oooooooo
The audience responded enthusiastically, once again sending applause and cheers.
Yang An said: "Yang An's personal variety show is about to start!" ”
Hahahaha......
Sigh......
After the audience laughed and coaxed, they followed with a familiar boo, which is a habit from "Jianghu Laughter", and it is an exclusive personal cheering method for Yang An, the louder the boo, the more the audience loves him!
is still a familiar taste, or a familiar way of hosting, Yang An finally stood on the stage of variety shows again after more than a month, which made many people feel emotional.
Yang An smiled: "Tonight, the performance time of nearly two hours is too long, and I will also be physically exhausted." Everyone should know that a month ago, I held a solo concert at the Workers' Stadium with 60,000 people in Zhongjing, and because I was worried about physical exhaustion, I specially invited Red Wolf, Mo Wen, and Lu Xun to sing a few songs interspersed......"
Sigh......
The audience almost went crazy with laughter, and after the booing, some people shouted loudly: "Shameless~"
The smile on Yang An's face instantly froze, and the audience thought he was angry, but Yang An suddenly twisted up, pointed at the buddy and said, "Why are you saying it?" Hate~"
Rumble!
More than half of the audience laughed, this Yang An is even cheaper than in "Mirror House"!
After such a while, Yang An seemed to have forgotten the words and asked the audience: "Where did I just go?" ”
The female audience closest to him screamed excitedly: "You are physically exhausted! ”
Yang An nodded: "Yes, I don't have the physical strength to ......"
Suddenly, he took a small step back, looked at the female audience in surprise, his eyes were wide-eyed, his face was full of embarrassment, and he whispered urgently: "Why are you saying it?" You hate it too~"
"Hahahaha!"
Some male viewers understood in seconds and laughed wildly.
The reaction was a little slower to be reminded, and laughed together, and gradually the studio was full of boos and laughter, and a lot of female viewers didn't understand what the laughter was, but after being reminded by some big men, they all blushed, and the female audience was even more Xiafei's cheeks, but she was still full of courage and stared at Yang An provocatively.
Yang An returned to his normal expression and said: "Today is really my personal variety show, what I just said is a stand-up comedy, I hope you like it." But I just say that cross talk is too monotonous, and I will invite other people to come on stage in the middle, interspersed with a few sketches, a few dances, and a few songs. ”
Sigh......
The audience coaxed again, and the big brother who coaxed just now was still energetic: "Swing together!" ”
Hahahaha......
The audience laughed!
Today's show has really become Yang An's personal variety show, Yang An pointed in that direction, pretended to be serious, and warned: "This big brother, don't make trouble, okay, let's have a serious show...... I pressed the card and read it...... Welcome to watch Blue Ocean Satellite TV's "Happy Comedian"! ”
Thunderous applause!
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