Chapter Seventy-Two: The Concubine Can't Do It

After Yang An briefly introduced the voting rules of the 500 jury, he said: "Today's first bidders, they represent the new force of Chinese comedy, and the boss behind them is a very talented and handsome young man, haha......"

Out of politeness, the audience laughed a few times, but they felt inexplicable, how could Yang An laugh when he said it?

Yang An continued: "It only took them less than three months to achieve a high level of 1.35% of the national ratings of the hilarious variety show "Jianghu Laughter". ”

Oooooooo

Only then did the audience react, isn't Yang An the boss of the laughing brothers? This guy actually boasted in front of the national TV audience, no wonder he laughed so madly, hehehehe, this stinky shameless ~

There are a lot of people who like to laugh brothers, applause rang out, the stage gradually darkened, and the spotlight hit the huge red curtain, and the curtain slowly rose.

The stage is very simple, a sofa, behind the sofa is a large screen, a microphone stand, and that's it.

Oh!

The audience cheered and shouted, and applause was given to the actor Bai Yutang, who was wearing a black dress, white shirt, and black bow tie, and his costume and hairstyle were exactly the same as the host Yang An!

Bai Yutang stood in the center of the stage, looked around, and bowed deeply to the audience, and his movements were exactly the same as Yang An's!

"Good evening, audience friends, welcome to the recording site of "Laughter and Conversation", I am Yang An, the chief director!"

Sigh~~

The audience booed, Bai Yutang didn't seem to hear it, plucked out his ears, the audience boos even louder, and he finally laughed with satisfaction: "I really love to listen to this kind of boo!" ”

Hahahaha...... The audience was happy, it turned out that this product was really imitating Yang An, and the imitation was quite similar!

Bai Yutang turned around and shouted: "Brother Aixiao and the guests are on the stage, the first show, slippery, ready to record!" ”

The music sounded, Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei appeared with all the staff of the Aixiao brothers.

One of them held an axe, danced the axe dance, and walked out from behind the screen to two sides, and the most unbearable thing was that they were all wearing black dresses, and they were all imitating Yang An!

Yang An lowered his head and laughed, pressing his forehead and unable to look directly, these guys, when they came up with this idea, they almost didn't laugh at him, is this a laughing brother? Isn't it good to be an axe gang!

In this link, Cai Xiaofei is responsible for being funny.

At the moment when the music freezes, everyone has to hold the axe high and swing the POSS, Cai Xiaofei was originally fat, he used too much force, the buttons of the dress actually collapsed, and the black coat split on both sides, revealing the white shirt inside, but Cai Xiaofei chose a short shirt, and when he held the axe high, the navel and the fat on his waist were all exposed!

Cai Xiaofei quickly put down the axe and pulled the tight suit in embarrassment, but the size determined that this was impossible, he pulled it violently, and actually tore the white shirt into pieces, making the audience laugh!

"Brother Aixiao welcomes artists from all walks of life to record the show, and we will treat every guest sincerely!" Bai Yutang shouted.

The audience laughed, black suits, axes, a group of unreliable program groups, did any artists dare to record the show?

The others stepped back in turn, ready to start recording slippery.

Ma Xin was embarrassed and said: "Director Yang, the 22.5-degree slope has not been built, how to record?" ”

Bai Yutang said: "Our program has limited funds, and we don't have money to build props!" ”

Ma Xin shook his head again and again: "How can you play slippery without a slope?" ”

Cai Xiaofei asked: "Director Yang, do you want the audience to tilt their heads to watch the show?" ”

Bai Yutang said righteously to the host: "How tired it is to tilt your head to see it, of course you can't embarrass the audience!" Remember, we're a serious and funny team, and that professionalism is definitely there! Come on, camera brother, can you swing your machine diagonally? ”

Tilt your head?

The camera swings diagonally?

The audience burst out laughing, if they really did that, would it still be 22.5 degrees? You guys are so serious, funny, and professional!

The photographer shouted: "The concubine can't do it!" ”

Bai Yutang clapped his hands and said helplessly to the two: "Listen, the camera said that it can't be done, and you can't make the audience tilt their heads, what should I do?" The program team has no funds, the game can't be recorded, audiences, what should we do? ”

Cai Xiaofei and Ma Xin shouted in unison: "It doesn't matter, Brother Aixiao has a way to overcome difficulties!" ”

What's the solution? The audience was all curious, only to see Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei sitting on the sofa, Bai Yutang picked up a field record board from the ground, and snapped the board: "Action!" ”

I saw Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei suddenly leaning over and tilting to the same side, simulating the posture of being on a slope.

As for Bai Yutang, one hand grabbed the microphone stand for support, his body quickly tilted to 22.5 degrees, and his feet made a state of not being able to resist gravity, constantly sliding backwards, trying to move upward.

Wow!

The audience cheered, the applause thundered, and the audience exclaimed, these three people are very similar!

The layman watched the excitement, the insider watched the doorway, and the rest of the groups of contestants who watched the show in the lounge were also surprised.

Xiao Dongbei pointed to the TV and sighed: "I know him, Bai Yutang, the pillar of the Changbai Mountain Repertory Troupe, he was born in opera performance, and his basic skills in stage performance are very solid, so he is very powerful!" ”

Jin Dabao sighed: "This is indeed real kung fu, but it's super tired, Brother Aixiao is really hard to fight!" ”

Xiao Dongbei said depressedly: "I knew that the people who came here must not be good stubble!" The laughing brothers take the lead, who else is next? Li Laogen or Baoling? Isn't this a comedy show, the first scene is spelled like this, don't you want to be so exaggerated! ”

In another room, Tang Baoer and Zhen Ling sat together and applauded in unison.

Tang Baoer said: "Bai Yutang's acting skills are becoming more and more exquisite, look at his steps, as well as his body flexibility, do you feel particularly smooth?" Ling'er, let's play the second in line, this is a lot of pressure! ”

Zhen Ling stood up: "Let's go, let's go backstage to prepare!" The best way to decompress is to don't look at him! ”

It is not only the Baoling team that feels the pressure, all the contestants are all kinds of flavors, and it is difficult to say that they are relaxed.

The photographer faithfully recorded the expressions of each group of players, and the more entangled the players, the more TV viewers will like to watch it in the future!

On the stage, Bai Yutang shouted: "Music! ”

The fierce drum beat sounded, this is the Red Wolf Band's version of "Swing Together", this song has become popular all over China in this month, and it has been sung in the streets and alleys, countless bars, night clubs, rock music festivals, TV music programs, and singers have adapted it.

Now, the songwriter Yang An is also on the field, and the fake Yang An played by Bai Yutang is also holding the microphone hard, dancing hard, he is obviously standing on the flat ground, he has to tilt his body and pretend to be standing on the slope, and he has to do dancing movements, which is far more difficult than really standing on the slope and dancing!

The audience stood up, raised their hands and followed the music, Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei on the sofa also stood up, tilted their bodies, and twisted their bodies, but Cai Xiaofei stood unsteadily, and fell in front of the sofa with a poof.

"Stop!" Bai Yutang suddenly shouted to stop, the music stopped, Ma Xin tilted his body and looked at him with Cai Xiaofei who was lying on the ground.

"We must strive for perfection, details, pay attention to details, remember that we are serious about being funny! Cai Xiaofei, did you fall? Are you recording slippery? Do you know where you went wrong? ”

Every time he asked, Cai Xiaofei nodded and finally came to his senses: "Yes! I'm going to slip down after I fall...... But! Director Yang! Director Yang! I'm lying on the ground, how can I slip away? ”

Bai Yutang returned to the microphone stand: "You want to recruit yourself, don't blame me, who called us a poor crew!" ”

The expression on Cai Xiaofei's face is not much better than crying, which is too embarrassing!

The audience laughed, this poor crew is too picky, isn't this embarrassing?

The music continued, Bai Yutang and Ma Xin danced crookedly, Cai Xiaofei gritted his teeth and took off his coat, his back turned out to be a miniature skateboard with wheels, lying on the ground, lifting his buttocks and sliding to the side of the stage, making the audience laugh.

The slippery part is over, followed by Copy is not out of shape and the dark room, in every link, the crew will encounter such and such problems, but "Brother Aixiao has a way to overcome difficulties!" This sentence has been said three times and is deeply implanted in the hearts of the audience.

The last link, the House of Mirrors.

Bai Yutang pointed at the two of them: "Today's mirror house is a scene of execution, you two play the executioner, bring the knife!" ”

After the two returned to the screen, Ma Xin took a toy knife and stabbed it at the person, the kind that the blade would retract.

And Cai Xiaofei was holding a broad-bladed butcher chopping knife, which was shining with cold light, and it looked quite scary.

Bai Yutang looked left and right: "What about the guests?" We can't act either! ”

Cai Xiaofei said: "Director Yang, the program team has no money to reimburse the fare, and the guest was detained by his brother." ”

"Buckled up by my brother? We don't have money, and the guests don't have money? ”

The sad music sounded, and Bai Yutang sighed: "Don't think that you can defeat me Yang An like this, I have gone through more difficult predicaments!" Laughing brothers have a way to overcome difficulties! ”

The three of them roared together, and then looked at Yang An on the side of the stage.

Yang An was originally sitting on a high stool, but was stared at by several people, and immediately got up and asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?" ”

The audience laughed and gave Yang An a round of applause and boos.

What do you want to do? Can't you see that? The most well-known joke in the mirror house, which makes people love and hate, isn't it Yang An's tricky guest? My big host, now they're going to fix you!

The three of them walked over, shaking their shoulders three times, shrugging their shoulders, tilting their chins, and whistling lightly, like three earthy streams.

Bai Yutang said with a smile: "Brothers, do you see, there happens to be a guy over there who is exactly the same as me, he doesn't need to wear makeup, just bring it up to record the mirror room!" ”

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