Chapter Seventy-Eight: Don't Mess with the Bees
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PS: Before reading this chapter, it's best to review the first issue of the first season of the comedian Yang Jinci's version of "Don't Mess with the Bees". Besides, the starting point has been crazy these days, and there are a bunch of fan festival advertisements at the beginning and end of each chapter, and they can't be deleted...... That's not what I said.
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"Okay, let's get ready for the last show."
Yang An took out the cue card and said: "As I said before, some teams have dozens of people, and some teams only have one or two people, what is the form of comedy that is less than the cross talk team?" Guess what! ”
The audience was also curious, and shouted loudly: "Dance! ”
"Magic!"
"Acrobatics!"
"Sichuan opera changes face!"
"Stand-up comedy!"
As soon as this stand-up comedy came out, many people ate and laughed, looking at Yang An, isn't it your personal talent show today? Are you really going to say stand-up comedy?
Yang An gave a thumbs up in that direction: "Stand-up comedy is not impossible, but it's a pity that I'm a little weak now, so let's change people!" Please enjoy a unique performance, "Don't Mess with the Bees", applause! ”
The red curtain slowly rises, and the stage is a common scene in the park, a double chair, a reminder sign that you do not trample on the grass, and a beautiful large LCD screen park background painting, nothing more.
Cheerful music played, and a smiling young man walked out with brisk dance steps.
Zhou Jinci moved lightly, his expression was rich, his movements were interesting and not exaggerated, and he just walked a few steps when he bumped into a bee flying in the air, he waved his hand, trying to drive it away, his eyes were still rolling, chasing the trail of the bee flying.
As you can hear from the music, this is a typical Western stage light comedy, and Zhou Jinci has definitely been quite influenced by some Western comedy masters.
The audience held their breath and watched intently, and they would laugh at funny actions and scenes.
Everyone in the lounge was puzzled, and they all turned their heads to each other.
Jin Dabao touched his chin and asked, "Who is this person?" ”
Xiao Dongbei shook his head: "I don't know, who of you knows?" ”
Everyone had never heard of this person, so they shook their heads, but when Kungfu saw Zhou Jinci sitting on the bench and picked up the newspaper next to him, they were surprised: "It turned out to be a peer!" ”
Mime, pantomime again!
Zhou Jinci's performance is very different from Kungfu, Kungfu is a big team and a big scene, each actor has his own task, playing handsome, funny, showing off skills, teamwork, and wonderful.
And Zhou Jinci is only one person, performing alone, without an assistant, without lines, and can only rely on the audience's imagination.
Everyone is not sure whether this Westernized art form can really win the hearts of audiences in Chinese mainland.
"This player is the biggest mystery person in this issue, right? Not bad, not bad! ”
"Watch him perform! The bee flew up with the newspaper on his head, making him unable to control his body, which is real kung fu! ”
"That's a great job! Dabao, I dare say that he is no worse than the two of you! ”
"That's, it's really difficult, Bai Yutang, you have the deepest experience of this kind of action, can you explain it to everyone?"
Bai Yutang only knows how to sigh, he has also practiced two-person turning, and the two-person turn on stage is a real fight with real knives and guns, and what is particular is to catch the audience's eyes instantly, so the basic physical skills and funny requirements of the actors are particularly high.
Bai Yutang said: "Explain what, this kind of feeling can only be understood if you have experienced it yourself, and you don't understand it!" This performance is too demanding on body coordination! Wow, wow, wow! ”
Bai Yutang shouted three times in a row, only to see Zhou Jinci holding the coffee cup in one hand, and was brought to the ground by the bee in the cup, constantly raising his hand, crawling to the ground, rolling, and being pulled, as if there was really a bee with infinite strength doing all this!
When everyone saw it, their hearts were shocked, amazing, very remarkable!
"This physical kung fu...... It's amazing......"
Zhen Ling sighed with emotion, she was amazed on her lips, but she was aggrieved in her heart, how could the opponents who came to power today be more powerful than the other, and there was no soft persimmon that was easy to pinch!
On stage, Zhou Jinci was tortured by this bee and went crazy, the music has been changed to "Wild Bee Flying", and the angry bee began to take revenge on this annoying human.
Syllable!
Zhou Jinci was hit on the right side of his face by a bee, and the whole person rolled to the ground.
Boom!
Zhou Jinci was hit hard in the stomach, his face was uncomfortable, and he fell backwards holding his stomach.
Bang Bang Bang!
After three consecutive blows, Zhou Jinci was slapped several times by the bee, and finally he angrily took out a short thorn from his pocket and wanted to fight to the death with the bee!
Boom!
He is like a brave swordsman who fights to the death the greatest enemy of his imagination!
Bang bang bang!
Even if he fails, he will keep fighting for dignity!
Details, success or failure are often reflected in the details.
In the face of an invisible opponent, how can the audience imagine its shape? What kind of performance do you need to make your movements look flawless?
"Don't Mess with the Bees" is Zhou Jinci's best, best at it, and most proficient program.
He was inspired today, he was in great physical condition today, he was the perfect performer today, he did every move quite well!
In the end, although it was the bees who won and poor Zhou Jinci raised the white flag, he succeeded, and he left the stage amid the cheers of the audience.
Quite a wonderful show!
Yang An kept applauding, he was very relieved that Zhou Jinci did not have stage fright, he successfully took the first step today, and he will go further in the future.
Zhou Jinci came from the backstage, doing all kinds of antitics along the way, interacting with the audience.
This is his basic skill in playing the clown, very skillful and very down-to-earth, and the audience on both sides of the crescent moon stage likes him very much, high-fives, waves, and cheers with him.
Yang An suddenly raised a hand, made a forbidden movement, and said coldly: "Zhou Jinci, Jin Dabao has just passed on my special function, and I have already put you in a glass cell!" ”
Zhou Jinci was stunned for a moment, and immediately came to his senses, this is the biggest tacit understanding that the two have ever seen, the clown performance at the entrance of Hongcheng Shopping Mall!
He stopped, because he was locked in a fully transparent cage by Yang An, he raised a hand and touched the front, there was an obstacle!
He changed his other hand, and both hands touched together on a glass wall of nothingness, and he followed the glass of nothingness to the left, and there was no end, there was no end.
He almost touched the edge of the stage, who knew that the void glass cage on the edge produced a ninety-degree corner, two different glass cages were tightly stitched, leaving him no flaws at all, he began to grope for the wall of nothingness against the edge of the stage, but finally found that he was really trapped in a cage of nothingness.
Wow!
The audience saw Zhou Jinci's void glass cage performance for the first time, and they were surprised that they only knew how to cheer and sigh, but they didn't know how to express it.
Zhou Jinci felt that this was not a way, in order to come out, he planned to bang on the door!
He folded his arms, craned his neck, and slammed his right shoulder against the glass door!
Boom!
The sound engineer from nowhere added infinite possibilities to Zhou Jinci's performance!
"Oh my God!"
Sitting next to the crescent-shaped stage, the closest audience members all exclaimed.
They saw Zhou Jinci hit the void glass wall one by one, and every time he hit it, Zhou Jinci's body seemed to be blocked by an invisible wall, coupled with the sound effects played, they began to wonder if all this was true!
Zhou Jinci bumped a few times, but couldn't break through the void wall, so he simply half-squatted down and used his shoulders to push up, intending to squeeze out a gap with brute force, but unfortunately, even if the green tendons on his neck burst out and he used the strength to eat, he couldn't squeeze even a single step!
Several spectators stood up and reached out to touch it, doubting their eyes.
Empty!
The audience kept waving their hands left and right, there was nothing, it was really empty!
The audience was in an uproar, making a shocking cheer.
A group of people in the lounge looked at each other, and Ma Xin quipped: "Dabao, did you really pass on the special function to Yang An?" Your hand is imprisoned in a cage, and your mana is good! ”
Jin Dabao couldn't cry or laugh: "Forget it, you have some tongue to praise him!" If my body coordination is like this, I can perform too! It's amazing, it's amazing......"
Bai Yutang stood up and wanted to learn this set of actions in front of everyone.
He crashed into the void, dubbing "bang" in his mouth, and hit it again, "bang", after hitting it a few times, everyone shook their heads: "Bai Yutang, you have it, your performance is far from others!" ”
"Details, attention to detail! Every time people collide, the pause is stuck very accurately, but what about you? A moment ago, a moment later, the flaw is too big! ”
"Bai Yutang, wait for someone to come in later, you have to learn from the teacher!"
Everyone joked, and when they saw that on the TV, Yang An raised his hand again and said with a smile: "Okay, Jin Dabao has already finished his work, don't bump into it...... Be careful! ”
Just after saying don't crash, Zhou Jinci just made a crashing action, at this time he didn't brake suddenly, but staggered forward a few steps like he had knocked open a door, and almost fell down!
Pretty!
Wonderful!
Miracle!
Everyone is constantly praising in their hearts, today is really an eye-opener!
Yang An picked up Zhou Jinci, handed over a towel, and said with a smile: "Come, wipe your sweat, the performance is tired like this, it is not easy to be locked in a cage and watched by everyone, like an animal...... Okay, introduce yourself to everyone! ”
Zhou Jinci bowed back and forth and said, "Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Jinci, I am 29 years old this year, and I am a mime actor. ”
The applause was thunderous, and Yang An added: "Maybe you don't know very well, in the whole of China, there are no more than 100 mime actors who are still active on the front line of the quyi stage. ”
Wow......
The audience was in an uproar, impossible, right? There should be a lot of people who like such a wonderful performance, how can no one be engaged in this industry?
Yang An continued to ask, "Jin Ci, how long did you start learning this art?" ”
Zhou Jinci said: "I have loved acting since I was a child, when I was six years old, my father went on a business trip to Shanghai, and brought me a gift, which was a set of Chaplin's suit, top hat, and crutch, and since then, I have consciously imitated Chaplin. Later, I went to quyi school, but it was difficult to find a job after graduation, in order to make a living, I worked as a computer salesman for four years, but I never gave up this art, as long as I had free time, I would practice by myself. ”
The audience exclaimed, and the artist lounge was also shocked: "He is not a professional actor!" ”
"Computer salesman, I...... Nothing more to say......"
"It's amazing, I did see the shadow of Chaplin in him."
"I admire his perseverance!"
Yang An was also very emotional, he knew that at this time, Zhou Jinci's difficult artistic road should start to be broadcast on TV.
Yang An is also very pleased, at least he helped this lonely artist, Zhou Jinci should be able to go further!
The audience and Yang An gave applause to Zhou Jinci and sent him off.
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