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Yang An said: "I haven't officially apprenticed yet!" In fact, I originally wanted to worship Mr. Cao Shulin as a teacher, but he listened to my four basic skills, turned around and left, I begged him for a long time, he would rather take off his shoes and send me to me, than accept me as an apprentice! ”

Li Yue laughed: "Who wants to accept it, you can only take off your shoes and sing!" ”

Yang An said: "But "Happy Comedian" can't do without a cross talk show! So I joined the Lin Yun Club Quyi Alliance, and then found you, a professional champion, as a partner, and personally competed on stage, barely taking on this important task! Everyone, I, Yang An, can be shameless, I stand on the stage and talk nonsense, the purpose is to amuse everyone, as long as I can persist in two rounds without being eliminated, even if I, a primary school student in the cross talk world, win! ”

The audience cheered loudly and gave Yang An applause to applaud his courage.

In the lounge, several fellow sketch actors also applauded Yang An, and everyone knew in their hearts that Yang An's cross talk just now was quite qualified.

A cross talk actor doesn't have to be familiar with the names of the dishes, geographical maps, etc., nor does he necessarily have to memorize the Taiping lyrics backwards, as long as he can amuse the audience on stage, he is a good cross talk actor.

Obviously, Yang An has done this, he seems quite relaxed on the stage, like a fish in water, and Li Yue has a tacit understanding, all kinds of burdens are thrown out one after another, and the audience's laughter has hardly stopped.

Ten minutes, Yang An and Li Yue talked for ten minutes, without a pause, the content is mainly about why Yang An took the stage as a beginner in cross talk, and what difficulties and setbacks he encountered when he was apprenticed to learn art in this month, and finally decided to stand on the stage with a learning mentality.

Today is Yang An's cross talk debut, this stepping stone knocked very loudly, and the audience's enthusiastic response said it all.

Yang An walked out directly in a coat, Li Yue followed behind him, and the two bowed frequently before and after, left and right, thanking the audience for the warm applause and cheers.

Waiting for the voice to be a little quieter, Yang An said with emotion: "I personally went on stage to say cross talk, in fact, I took on a lot of pressure, this month, I have been busy with program planning every day, and I have to find time to think about jokes, rehearse with Teacher Li, and sleep no more than 4 hours a day, haven't you noticed?" I'm all emaciated......"

The audience applauded, many people were very distressed, and the female audience who took the initiative before stood up and shouted: "Yang An, I will always support you!" ”

Hahahaha!

Everyone was coaxing, and Yang An also smiled at the female fan: "Thank you for your support, why don't you come and talk about cross talk for me next time?" Just kidding, Li Yue and I represent the Lin Yunshe Quyi Alliance, on behalf of the art of cross talk, and bow to everyone here, thank you! ”

With a modest attitude and a sincere smile, Yang An waved off the stage amid the applause of the audience, took off his coat, and changed back into his Ah Ni Ma evening dress.

Li Yue pushed open the door of the lounge, and several of the Aixiao brothers rushed up and helped him sit on the largest sofa to rest.

"Oh, Mr. Li, please sit down, please sit down! I interviewed you on behalf of the Happy Comedian program team, how do you feel about partnering with Yang An to talk about cross talk? ”

Ma Xin used the mineral water bottle as a microphone and stretched it to Li Yue's mouth.

Li Yue was still greeting Xiao Dongbei and Zhen Ling at this time, and when he saw Ma Xin doing this, he smiled: "Didn't you also partner with him in a sketch?" I feel the same way as you! ”

No one likes to listen to this kind of sleek talk, and another big fat man, Cai Xiaofei, squeezed over: "Brother Li, who wrote this book just now?" Reveal some inside information, everyone wants to know what else Yang An can't do! ”

"That's it, he's talking about cross talk today, and he might even make a sketch tomorrow!"

"I'll go to the TV series the day after tomorrow!"

"Movie again next week!"

"In half a year, he will be able to win the Oscar!"

Everyone teased and touted every word, insisting that Li Yue reveal Yang An's situation.

Li Yue suddenly fell silent, he looked at these people and asked, "You really don't know?" He has been running to Lin Yunshe almost every day for most of the month, don't you know any news? Ma Xin, you still love to laugh brothers! ”

Ma Xin was a little embarrassed: "Since Brother Yang left from "Jianghu Laughter", we haven't recorded a show together, plus he is the boss and busy preparing for "Happy Comedian", so we rarely bother him for non-work matters." ”

Li Yue said: "Then let me tell you, Yang An has been here for a total of fifteen days. On the first day, he invited me to dinner, and while eating, he talked about the topic, and he was inspired, only ate two mouthfuls of food in half an hour, drank a sip of water, and finally asked the waiter to pack it for him, saying that he would take it back and eat it when he was not inspired. On the first night, after he practiced the basic skills of cross talk for three hours, he pulled me until two o'clock in the morning before deciding on the topics for the two episodes. ”

Everyone is nodding their heads secretly, for sketch actors, rehearsing in the early morning is also a common thing, sometimes they encounter rushing to catch up with the script, but the night before the stage suddenly burst inspiration, even if they don't sleep all night, they have to rehearse well.

Li Yue continued: "The next day, he came again, only three hours free, he changed as he spoke, almost changed sixty percent of yesterday's content. On the third day, he continued to come, and carefully crafted every burden of the topic, asked me, asked Cao Shulin, asked Hou Jian, and asked Cao Xiaobao those juniors, if anyone doesn't like to listen and has suggestions, he will continue to change! ”

This time, everyone was silent, and Yang An was too hard!

Li Yue sighed: "On the fourth day, he finally didn't come, and I went on a business trip to the blue ocean, so I can rest for a day." But on the fifth day, he came to me with more than 20 pieces of A4 paper in his hand, and there were lines densely written on them, all of which he had newly thought about in the past two days, and many lines were marked and revised. On Saturday, this day, everyone was resting, he practiced basic skills, changed words, plus rehearsals, and forced me to talk until dawn, and went out for breakfast directly! ”

Ma Xin sighed: "Brother Yang is like this, when he is busy with work, he doesn't want to die!" ”

Li Yue said: "On stage just now, he said that he slept less than 4 hours a day, which is not an exaggeration. In the fifteen days he came to Lin Yun Club, he has grown from a layman who has never learned cross talk to a contestant who can stand on the stage of "Happy Comedian", and the only way to do this is to work hard, there is no other reason! ”

Bang Bang Bang ......

Xiao Dongbei, Jin Dabao, Tang Baoer, Zhen Ling, everyone applauded and was full of emotion.

Even the photographer was moved, and he sighed in his heart, fortunately, he just recorded the image, which will be excellent tidbits in the future!

Yang An on the stage didn't know what was being said in the lounge, he changed into a black dress, asked the makeup artist to reprocess his hairstyle, and then walked onto the crescent moon stage.

"Yang An looks very handsome~"

There were female audience fans in the audience, Yang An smiled, looked at her and said, "Are you still thinking about this burden?" I've been cured of my deafness a long time ago, and our show has already been finished, okay! Yo, Li Yue, why are you transgender? I'm getting slimmer! Pretty looking! ”

Sigh~~~

The audience laughed after booing, the atmosphere in the lounge was solemn, and suddenly hearing Yang An say this, everyone suddenly burst out laughing.

Jin Dabao shook his head, and said with some envy: "This Yang An, he really comes with his mouth open, he dares to say anything, and anything can become a burden!" ”

Xiao Dongbei nodded and said: "This is a natural sense of joy, it is difficult to cultivate the day after tomorrow, Yang An is a genius who does variety shows!" ”

Zhen Ling smiled: "Forget it, don't fight, I don't feel wronged if I lose to him!" Let's participate in this show and enjoy it! ”

What else can be done? Everyone smiled bitterly, and everyone's mentality suddenly changed, but in the next five minutes, they rekindled their fighting spirit.

On the stage, Yang An waved his hand in the direction of the director, making a hidden signal, which was to indicate that he was going to say something that might be controversial and inform Duan Haishan to prepare.

Yang An Zhengse said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I want to say something to you that will definitely not be broadcast, about voting. ”

The audience gradually quieted down, they rarely saw Yang An so serious.

Yang An said: "The Chinese comedy industry is still very weak, it is not easy for every comedian, in order to bring laughter to the audience, everyone racks their brains to create and perform, they should be respected!" I hope that you will not shake the original decision in your heart because of my personal reasons, and you can vote for whoever you like, don't coax together, and vote for me. If my votes are too exaggerated, I will consider leaving the cross talk show and changing positions to someone else, after all, the show needs to be fair, and I am a host and a participant, which is already very out of line. After this episode of the program is broadcast, the outside world will definitely set off a wave of accusations against me, so all viewers, please understand my difficulties and vote seriously, thank you! ”

These words were very sincere, and many of the players in the lounge thought about it a little more, and they rekindled their fighting spirit.

At this time, Duan Haishan's order in the monitoring channel was also issued, and many insiders distributed on the scene received instructions and quickly cooperated with Yang Anlai on the stage, shouting one after another.

A group of people shouted: "Brother Yang, don't worry, we know it in our hearts!" ”

"Don't worry, we will never vote for you!"

"Whoever votes for you is the grandson!"

Hahahaha...... The audience laughed again, and Yang An almost collapsed while covering his forehead: "Big brother, can you say something good?" If you don't vote for me, I'll really go down in two issues! Big brother, I know you, you've been disagreeing with me from the beginning, and you're fooling me again, aren't you......"

The audience laughed like crazy, and the coaxing big brother stood up and triumphantly clenched his fists and gestured around, amusing everyone.

It's a pity that such an interesting interaction between the stage and the stage is destined to not be broadcast on TV, and the staff in the director area can only sigh and let Yang An talk nonsense on the stage.

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PS: I have thought about this plot before, there will never be a scene behind the scenes, as the protagonist, Yang An's participation is a must, there will be conflicts when there is controversy, and there will be a slap in the face if there is conflict. Back to reality, Lao Wu also participated in many shows in the first season, and in the second season, Lao Guo was also ridiculed by other contestants many times, and he also supported Xiao Yueyue, so it is not impossible for Yang An to do this. And then let's talk about the degree of degree, don't forget, there is another process that has not been done, called editing, and these things I wrote were recorded live, not TV broadcast content.

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