"Chapter 30: Just Tactics?" (Plus 1)
Meng Xiaofei thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a foolproof plan, so that maybe he could get out and return to Earth successfully......
"Two big brothers! That's right, there are two powerful warriors on our planet Duoduo, called Duo Kai and Duo Li! When they learned that the planet had been invaded, they visited other highly intelligent planets for protection! This morning, I don't know which planet sent an emissary to our planet! That messenger is called the Guardian by them! Meng Xiaofei thought as he spoke.
"Guardians? Is it powerful? The intruder showed some fear.
"That Guardian was brought in specifically to deal with you, and their countermeasure is to defeat you one by one without revealing your true strength! Catch you by surprise and wipe you out! Meng Xiaofei said alarmistly.
"Impossible! Our planet de Assis Moreira can be said to span the entire universe, and so far, no planet can compete with us! The intruder said proudly.
"De Assis Moreira? Is your planet over Brazil? How did he get the same name as Ronaldinho? ”
"What a mess! Don't speak indigenous dialects! ”
"Well, when I didn't say it! I also know some of the universe you are talking about, in our planet Duoduo, the universe is understood to be the general term of all things, the unity of time and space. The qualitative dependence of space-time establishes the evolutionary order of things! It is a material world, in constant motion and development, with no beginning and no end in time, no boundary and no end in space. "The A4 paper that Meng Xiaofei ate worked for a while.
"That's right! That's how our planet understands it! ”
"That's right! The Guardians we have invited this time are from different dimensions, and they are powerful beings that we have never encountered before, and the Guardians can shoot down your aircraft directly as soon as they raise their hands! "Meng Xiaofei's ability to brag is not covered, he is really true.
"Raise your hand to shoot down our aircraft? Joke! "The intruder was clearly not convinced.
"You may not believe it! But did you just have a plane that was destroyed? With the small strength of our Duoduo Planet, do you think we have what it takes to destroy your flying machines? Meng Xiaofei kept brainwashing the other party.
"That's right, big brother! Dora Aemon had a point, our flying machine was destroyed without warning! There may really be Guardians. The intruder's younger brother said.
The intruder's eldest brother frowned, "Maybe this native made it up!" ”
"Two big brothers! As a small Duoduo Planet people, I believe you also know our weakness, that is, as long as we lie, we will grow tails! You see, I've just told you so much, do I have a tail? Meng Xiaofei pouted and shook his buttocks.
"It's not long! What he said was true! The intruders didn't dare to doubt it anymore, and immediately began to get nervous, they would never have dreamed that Meng Xiaofei was an earthling, he ate by lying, and where would he grow a tail. If lying and the long tail really worked on Meng Xiaofei, it is estimated that his tail is wrapped in wool, and the volume is comparable to that of the earth.
"Oops! With such important information, we must immediately report to the headquarters and inform them to evacuate immediately! Otherwise, there is a real possibility of total annihilation! The intruder's eldest brother said.
"Let's go! Then let's hurry back and tell General Sù that the general should withdraw his troops quickly, otherwise it will be too late! The intruder's younger brother chimed in.
"Thank you! Dora Amon! You are our benefactor and a good friend of our planet, welcome to our planet de Assis Moreira in the future! It's your reward, energy shards, you take it! We must evacuate quickly! After speaking, he threw Meng Xiaofei a crystal-like purple chip, and then two halos flashed, and they disappeared on the spot......
"I'll go! Why do you believe this? Still highly intelligent creatures? Is your IQ over 20? Can you graduate from elementary school? I was fooled by a high-Chinese person, this "Brazilian" alien is really ......simple" Meng Xiaofei put away the energy fragments, and didn't dare to linger any longer, and hurriedly walked in the direction of his troops, however, before leaving, this cargo deliberately went around the vicinity of the aircraft destroyed by the other party to see if there were any treasures that could be picked up, but unfortunately, except for a broken fragment of energy, there was nothing, however, mosquitoes were also meat, although the broken fragment of energy was only less than one-tenth the size of a normal fragment of energy, He also decided to be a baby and take it away together, and finally came to the alien once, and he couldn't go back empty-handed.
I don't know if the time flow rate of this planet is slower than that of the earth, Meng Xiaofei obviously felt that a long, long time had passed, but the cooldown time on the correlation screen had only passed for less than half an hour, but even if it was only half an hour, it had been a week on the earth......
At the headquarters of Duoduo Planet, the sudden withdrawal of countless invaders made King Duoduo completely confused.
After many understandings, I learned that it turned out to be from the help of this guardian, although the deception was not accepted by the people of Duoduo Planet, but the Duoduo people tacitly believed that this was just a tactic! That's right, just tactical!
A few minutes later, Duo Hei, a squadron leader of Duoduo Planet, personally piloted the aircraft to land in the city of Kslarin and took Meng Xiaofei to the planet's headquarters with the highest courtesy on Duoduo Planet.
King Duoduo personally received Meng Xiaofei, "Respected Guardian! Thank you for your help to the Duoduo Planet, and on behalf of all the Duoduo Planets and Battle Creatures, I would like to express my highest respect to you! After saying that, countless Duoduo warriors made a strange movement at the same time, and reversed their right hands in front of their foreheads, which was exactly the same as Sun Wukong's standard posture! Meng Xiaofei only felt that there were countless little monkeys transformed by monkey hair in front of him, performing a circus performance in a group, which was so exaggerated that people couldn't help but want to laugh, but when he inquired later, he learned that this was the salute of the Duoduo warriors.
"The king is not polite, just a gesture."
"The Guardian is humble, you have saved the lives of our entire planet Duoduo, and you are our great savior! We will put on the biggest banquet to entertain the heroes of our planet! ”
"Don't! Don't! The banquet is all floating clouds! Your Majesty, I have only one reluctant request. Meng Xiaofei said.
"Oh? Whatever the Guardian asks, just ask. ”
"Uh, ask a few people to prepare some souvenirs, let me pack them, and I'm going back to Earth."
"It's hard to come once, why are you in such a hurry?" The king said.
"Honestly, I got married at the end of this month! The hotel was all arranged, but it was forcibly ...... by Duo Kai and Duo Li No, they invited them to the planet Duoduo! It's nothing, but your day is a year on earth! If I really attend a night party at your place, I guess my wife will remarry!" You don't want to see a man surnamed "Wang" move in from my neighbor's house when I return to Earth, and my fiancée has a child surnamed "Zhang", right? Meng Xiaofei explained.
"Uh...... So your earth is so messy? But that's right! Heroes emerge from troubled times! It's hard for you that the Guardian can get to where it is today...... Come! Prepare some gifts for the Guardians and send them back to Earth! "The people of the entire Duoduo Planet are very understanding, and the king is no exception, so he quickly agreed to Meng Xiaofei's request.