"Chapter 29: Faded"
By a small river on the planet Duoduo.
The two "Millennium Dryads" tied Meng Xiaofei to a real tree with ropes, and if there were bystanders, they would definitely suspect that Meng Xiaofei had tied himself up, because it was no longer clear which one was a tree and which one was an invading alien.
"Do you want to talk about it?" The intruder whipped Meng Xiaofei with a laser whip.
"Are you going to say it or not?!"
"I can't see it, the natives of your Duoduo planet are still quite backbone!"
"Alas, I think it's better to kill him, I guess this native doesn't know anything." The two invaders just said a word to me, completely ignoring Meng Xiaofei's existence.
Meng Xiaofei endured the pain and reluctantly opened his eyes, "Two big brothers!" Enough, right? After smoking me for so long, just ask "say or not"! What the hell do you want me to say? You'd rather send a representative to ask questions! ”
The two intruders looked at each other stunned, "That's right! What do we want him to say? ”
"How do I know?" Another intruder replied.
Meng Xiaofei's face was full of black lines, what kind of extraterrestrial high-intelligence creatures, does it have an IQ at all?
The two intruders are still pushing each other, "You ask." ”
"You still ask."
"I'm the eldest brother, you have to listen to me! You ask! ”
"Well, I asked, but...... What shall I ask him? ”
"Just ask! Look at what I'm doing! ”
The two discussed, and one of them began to ask, "What's your name?" ”
"Meng ......" Meng Xiaofei thought about it, everyone on Duoduo Planet has the surname Duo, if he says his real name, he will definitely be suspected, so he thought for a while, "My name is ...... Dora Amon! ”
"How old are you?"
“26!”
"Married?"
"Single!"
"What type do you like?"
"Big brother! Do you two run a marriage agency? Meng Xiaofei was in a hurry, if he continued to consume like this, it was estimated that the earth time would have passed for a few more days.
The other so-called big brother was angry, "What are you asking?" If you want me to see, just dip him in the river, and he will naturally say! ”
"That's right! How did I not think of it? The younger brother replied, so the two untied Meng Xiaofei and took him to the river.
"Nima! Two big brothers, I won't talk about it if it's not buddies! I've got you covered! At most, I didn't answer what type of girl I liked, did you want to dive me in the river? Meng Xiaofei's face was full of grievances.
"You don't have garlic! Are we stupid? It's clear that you don't want to say it! If you don't suffer a little, you're afraid you'll rot this secret in your stomach, right? ”
Meng Xiaofei was completely speechless, when did another secret come? Low IQ kills people!
A minute later, Meng Xiaofei was forcibly pressed into the water by the two, Meng Xiaofei choked a few mouthfuls of water, only to feel that his brain was severely deprived of oxygen, and he was about to suffocate.
At this time, the screen in his eyes suddenly flashed, and the [Attribute Aura]-Water Skill had been turned on.
Skill level 1, underwater breathing time is 2 minutes, but cold time is 20 minutes. Then there is a timer on the side to start counting down: 1 minute 59.1 minute 58.1 minute 57 ......
Meng Xiaofei suddenly felt that there was no such uncomfortable feeling, it turned out that this skill was able to breathe underwater, but the time was only two minutes, and the next time it was turned on, it would take twenty minutes later, that is, if these two minutes passed, the other party still let him stay underwater, it would still be a dead end.
Soaking in the water, the environmentally friendly paint on Meng Xiaofei's face began to peel off, and some azure blue substances surfaced on the water.
"Oops! If it goes on like this, it will definitely be exposed! "Meng Xiaofei knows that the matter is big, and he must find a way to solve it quickly.
At this time, the two intruders actually let go of their hands, allowing him to surface, "Have you figured it out?" To say it or not? The eldest brother of the invaders asked.
At this time, the little brother saw the blue substance floating on the water, so he looked at Meng Xiaofei strangely, "What is floating on the water?" ”
"Uh...... Eldest brother! Truth be told, I'm the poorest breed on the planet! Meng Xiaofei took the life experience that Briga told him as a prelude, and then continued, "The quality of our breed is very poor, and if you soak it in water for a long time, it will be easy to fade!" The industry calls us this type, called A goods! In layman's terms, it is a defective product! I'm ashamed to say that I couldn't help it just now, so I dropped the color! Please also invite two Haihan! ”
The two intruders were noncommittal, "Forget it! We don't care about those! Getting to the point! ”
"You want to know a shocking secret, don't you?" Meng Xiaofei asked tentatively.
"You really know?" The intruder asked.
"Tell me, can you give me some good?" Meng Xiaofei asked lewdly.
"Do you think you small Duoduo Star people are qualified to negotiate terms with us?"
"No, big brother, do you think, if I tell you this shocking secret, I will become a traitor and a traitor! Right? If you don't give me some benefits to let me emigrate, I will be killed by my fellow clans if I stay, anyway, I will die horizontally and vertically, so why should I sue you? Of course, if there is a benefit, don't say anything, there is an old saying on our planet of flowers, which is called people die for money, and birds die for food! So...... Two big brothers, give a little bit! Meng Xiaofei pretended to be pitiful.
"You natives are hard to understand! The local flavor is too strong! It took a long time to understand what you were talking about! If this secret is valuable, it can give you an energy shard! The intruder said disdainfully that before he invaded the Duoduo Planet, his superiors had always instilled in him the concept that the people of the Duoduo Planet were simple and kind, had no scheming, and would have a long tail when lying. Now seeing this person called Dora Amon, it can be regarded as completely subverting his view of the planet Duoduo.
"Energy fragments? What's that? Meng Xiaofei asked suspiciously.
"Sure enough, it's a turtle! Not even the energy fragments know! Energy fragments are the basic elements that make up energy bodies! Ten energy fragments can form an energy body, which can be used by a flying machine to shuttle back and forth through a black hole ten times! Do you understand? ”
"And then the eggs!" Meng Xiaofei popped out a popular word on the earth.
"What did you say?" The intruder looked at him in a circle.
"I mean, good! Terrific! Tall thing! Looking at the other party's puzzled expression, Meng Xiaofei translated directly, "It means high-end, atmospheric, and high-grade." ”
"Oh! Yes, that's a good word! Well, less wordy! Say it! What's the secret? "The intruder was a little impatient.
"Good! Let me organize the language, or you won't understand it in a while! Meng Xiaofei's mind was racing fast, how could he make up a secret?
The two intruders actually had a stupid impression of him, "This Dora Aemon is still quite understanding, very thoughtful, and knows how to organize the language first......"
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