"Chapter 4: First Encounter with Aliens"
Maybe it was because of the wine, Meng Xiaofei didn't pay attention, and didn't grasp the guardrail on the side, and fell down directly......
When the police car arrived at the scene, it was already a step late, only to see a figure falling from the bridge, below is the dark river, the crowd of onlookers sighed, it is estimated that this young man is dead, so they have dispersed, there are also some good things in the crowd, and even ready to detour to the bridge to continue to watch the excitement.
"Xiao Zhang, evacuate the crowd! Xiao Li, notify the marine police, salvage team and firefighters to the scene! Also, you guys come with me to the bottom of the bridge to have a look. An elderly policeman commanded.
At this time, Meng Xiaofei was falling in a straight line, which scared his wine awake, "What's the situation?" How does it feel to be bungee jumping? What about the rope? Grass! I won't ......" Meng Xiaofei's eyes darkened, and he only heard a loud bang, and he instantly felt that his surroundings were filled with water, and he gradually lost consciousness......
When he opened his eyes, there was a white expanse around him, and two very strange-looking humanoids were pointing at him and talking about something......
"What's the situation? Am I already dead? Background of Heaven, Characters of Hell! What kind of scene is this? Meng Xiaofei suddenly rolled up from the bed.
Meng Xiaofei rubbed his eyes, looked at the two strange things in front of him, and became more and more sure that he must be dead, and the two people in front of him must be the legendary bull head and horse face, but their appearance is not as scary as the legend, but a little, cute freshness.
"Are you awake?" One of them stepped forward and asked.
Meng Xiaofei looked at the person in front of him seriously, his whole body was blue, he had hands and feet, he walked upright, and his face was somewhat similar to that of a human, but it was also blue, a bit like the characters in Avatar, "You are Brother Niu and Brother Ma Mian, right?" In Xia Meng Xiaofei, a newcomer, please take care of me. Accepting the fact that he was dead, Meng Xiaofei was a lot more relaxed, although he didn't really want to commit suicide, but if he died, he would die, and he didn't have anything to worry about alive anyway.
"Hello! We are the C50 - 10021025483578 galaxy, the messenger of the Hip Hop Star of Khakula Black Coax Ricali Desnair! ”
"What's the situation?" Meng Xiaofei was stunned.
"In the words of you earthlings, we are aliens, and our planet is translated into earth, which is the planet of flowers!"
"Duoduo? Heavenly body? Gone? ”
"It's gone!"
"Translated into two words? Do you extraterrestrial language have to speak that long? So you aliens want to introduce yourself, won't it take a few years? ”
“……”
"Haha, that's interesting, if you have a family of four for lunch, and when you go out and call the other three people, shouldn't you have dinner?"
“……”
"Hey! Are you two men or women? ”
“……”
"Oh, I'm sorry! It may be that I speak too fast, convey too much information, and it is too difficult for your language to be organized. But...... Why am I here? ”
"We saved you!" The alien said.
"Save? So, I'm still alive? Meng Xiaofei's eyes were a little excited, but when he thought that he was still alive, he couldn't accept the current situation.
"You are indeed alive, but you will be the guardian of our planet of flowers!"
"Guardians? What's the situation? ”
"Our planet has been invaded by the planet Haqana and is now facing a great crisis, and we are visiting other advanced planets as an emissary to ask for help. However, the current level of technology on your Earth cannot help us! So, we wanted to give up, but ...... Our aircraft was broken, and it was about to be repaired, but you threw it away, and the damage was even worse! ”
"Me? Threw your flying machine? What's the situation? ”
"I can't blame you entirely! In fact, we have known for a long time that earthlings have a bad habit of throwing confetti everywhere, but we didn't expect that you earthlings would even throw flying machines! It was our negligence ......"
"What's the situation? Can you make it clear, I'm confused, when did I throw your flying machine? How come I am not impressed? Also, your aircraft is supposed to be a flying saucer, right? Do I throw it moving? You can't even throw a discus throw! ”
"Do you remember throwing a piece of iron in the Himalayas the other day? That's our flying machine! ”
"You don't bluff me, can you fit the lid of a pressure cooker into the big chunk of you two? What about cheating a three-year-old? As soon as Meng Xiaofei finished speaking, he saw the two aliens suddenly shrink and become invisible.
"Hell!" Meng Xiaofei exclaimed, and then thought about it, he met an alien, which is estimated to be more powerful than the ghosts on the earth, and it is useless to be afraid, besides, since the other party saved himself, he should not hurt himself.
The two aliens regained their normal size and said, "Now you believe us, right?" ”
"Believe!"
After chatting for a while, the two aliens began to introduce themselves, the two are called Duo Kai and Duo Li, they are brother and sister, their planet was invaded, they came out with the mission of saving the planet, and originally wanted to ask for help from the planet of highly intelligent life forms, but now in desperation, they can only choose the earth, and if they choose him, they will be treated as a dead horse as a live horse doctor. After becoming the guardian of the planet Duoduo, you must arrive at the planet within three days, and help them repel the invaders and restore peace to the planet.
"Two bosses, I will only pick locks and ask for food, this war, choose me...... Isn't that a bit sloppy? Come on! Even I thought it was sloppy and ridiculous! Aren't you highly intelligent beings? How do you feel like you're brainless? Meng Xiaofei couldn't figure it out.
"You think we want to? But we have a malfunction now, and it will take at least three years to maintain! Where is the time to go to another planet for help? ”
"Don't you have a spare tire? No, I mean spare aircraft. ”
"Nope!"
"Are you playing with me? You don't have any other flying machines, and that pot lid will have to be repaired for three years, even if I accept your mission, I won't be able to get over your planet! ”
"You don't have to worry about this, the year of your Earth Time is just the day we have there! So we're glad we can at least have a chance to get it! ”
"Wouldn't it? Such a coincidence? You can't be sent by God to play with me on purpose, do you? I didn't steal or rob when I was alive, so there's no need to make such a big joke, right? Let me be reincarnated as soon as possible. Meng Xiaofei would rather believe that what he encountered was a bull head and horse noodles.