"Okay, without further ado, we still have to hurry up and repair the aircraft, and now there are only two options in front of you! First, become our guardian, and then go to Earth to hone, after three years of Earth time, we will take you back to the planet Duoduo to fight the invaders to the death! Duoli said.

"Then I'll choose the second option." Meng Xiaofei blinked.

"The second option? Are you sure? ”

"It's not worse than the first, right?" Meng Xiaofei said perfunctorily.

"The second option is to become our guardian, then accompany us to repair the flying machine, and after three years, go directly to the battlefield!"

"How dare you play with me? Is there a choice? ”

"Don't be afraid, become our guardian and we will give you power! Moreover, as long as you have a high level of understanding, in three years, you can hone into the most powerful warrior on the planet of Blossom on Earth! You can definitely drive away the invaders! As soon as Duo Kai finished speaking, a tail came out from behind him.

"Sun Dasheng?" Meng Xiaofei was very puzzled, "Why do you have a tail?" ”

"I'm sorry, the people of our Duoduo planet, if you lie, you will have a ......long tail," Duo Kai said in a panic.

"And what you just said about giving me power is all?"

"It's not! It's true to give you strength, but with your IQ, let alone three years, even if you don't think you can hone anything in thirty years, I am lying in the latter sentence......"

"I'll go! You don't have to slap someone in the face, right? ”

"Forget it, maybe you can create a miracle!" Duo Kai didn't know where to take out two chips, which were the size of a mobile phone.

"We're going to give you two skills!" Duo Li said, "The first skill, the immortal skill!" All you have to do is implant this chip in your body to get immortality. But it is only valid for fifty years! ”

"What broken chips? You're getting me an inferior product, aren't you? Could it be that your planet also has A goods and copycats? Meng Xiaofei was disdainful.

"What we are holding is the most advanced product on the planet Duoduo, and it is related to the fate of our planet, we will never joke!"

"Okay, then you explain, since it is eternal life, why is it only valid for fifty years? Can this be called "eternal life"? Besides, I'm so young! Even if I don't have this skill, I can live for another fifty years, okay? It seems that the products of your planet are more than those of the earth! It's a consumption trap! Is this chip a free advertisement at the 315 party every year? ”

"You're misunderstood! When we say eternal life, we mean that within the effective time, you will not die, but it will not affect your bodily functions, that is, you should grow and grow old cannot be stopped, unlike the elixir of immortality you say. Duo Kai explained.

"Won't die? What do you mean? Meng Xiaofei was puzzled.

"That is, you will never die for anything in fifty years!" Duo Li added.

"That'...... If I die on my own, will I die? Meng Xiaofei asked.

"To die? What does it mean to die? ”

"Don't you aliens know how to die? Have you heard of NOzuoNOdie? ”

"Let me search for what it means for you to die on Earth." A blue screen-like thing appeared in Duo Kai's eyes, and he quickly had an answer, "There is!" You can rest assured that even if you die, you won't die! ”

"To die or not to die?" Meng Xiaofei looked at the two aliens suspiciously.

Seeing that Meng Xiaofei didn't believe it, Duo Kai didn't know where to get a knife and cut it off on his head. Meng Xiaofei didn't dare to look at this bloody scene, and closed his eyes again and again. After a long time, Meng Xiaofei opened his eyes and saw Duo Kai pick up his head from the ground and put it back, and then smiled at Meng Xiaofei unharmed, "Believe it, right?" ”

Meng Xiaofei nodded as if a chicken pecked rice, "How is this chip implanted in the body?" "Such a magical thing, don't be in vain, where will Meng Xiaofei miss it.

"Just eat it!"

"Eat? Don't play with me, this thing is metallic, I can't hang up if I eat it? And it's such a big lump! Before he could finish speaking, Duo Kai stepped forward to pry his mouth open, and then Duo Li stuffed the chip into his mouth with infinite cooperation.

"Alright, the chip is implanted! Congratulations on becoming the guardian of the planet! In the meantime, you've gained the Immortality Skill! Duo Li laughed.

Meng Xiaofei swallowed his saliva, "I'll go!" When I go back, I'm going to go to the Guinness Book of Races and become one of the most ambitious iron eaters on the planet......"

After a while, Meng Xiaofei saw that there was no abnormality in his body, and determined that the chip did not seem to be dangerous to his body, so he looked at the other chip in Duo Li's hand and asked, "What is the second skill chip?" ”

"This is a knowledge chip, after implantation, you will form a knowledge base in your body, and you only need to store knowledge in any field, and you can store it in your mind...... It's the equivalent of a computer's hard drive. ”

Meng Xiaofei didn't think much about it, and opened his mouth to eat. Although there are computers and mobile phones now, this chip does not seem to be of much use, but at least it saves money on a smartphone or computer.

"Is there anything else good? Take some out for me to eat, right? Or give a cornucopia or something. Meng Xiaofei looked at Duo Kai and Duo Li greedily.

"No, to become a Guardian, you can only have two skills."

"Don't mind! Don't be stingy. Meng Xiaofei jumped out of bed and simply flipped over directly on the two of them.

"What are you doing? On our planet Duoduo, robbery and theft are capital offenses! Duo Kai said.

"It's not enough for you to die if you don't die? Also a capital offense? How do you die? ”

“……”

After searching for a while, Meng Xiaofei finally pulled out a small chip, "Hehe, you still said no, didn't you?" ”

"This chip has only been invented for a month, and its properties are not stable for the time being, and we don't know what it does, so you'd better not implant it casually." Duo Kai hurriedly stepped forward, ready to snatch it back.

Where was Meng Xiaofei willing to give him this opportunity, and swallowed it into his stomach in one bite. He thought to himself, he wouldn't die anyway, and it was a big deal to have diarrhea.

A minute later, Meng Xiaofei suddenly felt hot all over his body, and then there was an uncomfortable feeling in his buttocks, and with a tearing sound, Meng Xiaofei's jeans were forced open, and he saw that a small tail of about 20 centimeters grew out of his hind buttocks.

"Ahh What's going on? Meng Xiaofei panicked, he had a tail, if this was known, wouldn't he be locked up in the zoo?

"It's all to tell you, this chip technology is not mature, you have to eat." Duo Li looked gloating.

"What kind of broken chip is this? It can't be a long tail, right? I haven't had my birthday yet! Don't play such jokes with me. Hurry up and help me get this tail away! Meng Xiaofei was completely anxious.

"I'm sorry, we can't leave, we can only go back to the planet of Duoduo and let the professor who developed the chip take a look, maybe there is a way!"

"Oops! In addition to the long root tail, what other functions are there? Don't be so bad! ”

"We don't know either...... Okay, you hurry back to hone, three years later, we will pick you up, and we will repair the aircraft. After speaking, a blue aura flashed, and Meng Xiaofei disappeared......