September 23, 8 a.m

"So why can't we start a club? Look down on us if you're a month late! Yuri said angrily

"I think so, too, why can't we alone?" Kyosuke also asked in surprise

"I've explained it many times, no just can't!" Rusato impatiently slapped the table, "Ah! You've been annoying me for an hour! Sugisaki! Explain it to them! ”

"That's right, according to the school rules, there are no two societies in the school that are similar or have the same goal, and you have to set up to defeat the angels."

"It's aliens," Yuri corrected

"Okay, let's just say it's aliens, there is already this club in the school, and the name of the club is SOS"

"It's piracy!"

"Quiet!" Asuka slapped the table heavily, "Sugisaki!" Keep talking! ”

"Okay, and then the baseball club, not to mention, as long as it is a conceivable sport, we have it," Sugizaki said distressedly, "If you want to play ropeless bungee jumping, you can do it."

"Why can't there be similar societies?" Kyosuke frowned

"This school has club welfare, and every month it will give enough club funds to each club, and even you can apply for additional subsidies separately" Asuka said helplessly, "It's about more than 100,000 a month, which is a lot of money for you, so we can't give it randomly"

"So much money?" Yuri was surprised

"Ah, but you have to see the attendance, as long as all the members of each club are absent for a total of ten times, then you can't apply for additional subsidies this month, and at the same time, the club funding will be cancelled," Sugizaki explained, "Anyway, as long as there are five people, you can apply for a club, or you can change one?" ”

"Will there be any consequences for changing one?" Kyosuke asked

"It's very simple, take the baseball club you want to apply for, if you change to a bowling club, then you can't go to the warehouse to embezzle the baseball equipment without permission, but you can use the bowling ball as you like, as long as you return it after using it and leave a note" Asuka knocked on the table "As for your alien department, don't think about it, we will include you in the outline of the entertainment department, you can only apply to us for travel funds"

"Then I don't think I'm at a loss," Yuri pondered

"Before that's done, you can't carry out any activities related to aliens, in other words, you're blocked, and you're no different from an empty department" Asuka took out a pack of cigarettes, but then put it back as if he remembered something, "Got it?" ”

"Is there no way?" Kyosuke asked decisively

"Okay, let's go with a merger then" Asuka smiled evilly, "Sugisaki, explain it to them"

"The joint department is to let you join the corresponding club after you become a member.,Of course, this is not absolute.,You can compete with other clubs for the position of president" Sugizaki sighed and said, "The duel method is fixed in this school.,The other party has the right to choose to accept or refuse.,You only have one chance."

"That's what the performance club and dance club do, but they are resolved peacefully, and there is no such position as a minister," Asuka held her chin with her hand, and the evil smile on her face became more and more obvious. Fight? ”

"Of course! I agree! Yuri nodded decisively

"No problem," Kyosuke agreed

"Excellent! Sugizaki goes to the next challenge book! Asuka immediately stood up, "I'll call a few other teachers to come and watch, and come back with some melon seeds and snacks."

"Let's ask for a lot of blessings," Sugizaki said with a wry smile

SOS Regiment

"I knew there would be such a day," Haruhi Suzumiya casually turned off the computer

"The webpage hasn't been saved yet!" Ah Xuan hurriedly stood up

"I'll do it later, I don't know how heavy the guy is" Haruhi Suzumiya complained "Well, I accept it, I just have nothing to do now"

"Didn't you say you wanted to do an official website?" Kazuki Furuizumi asked with a smile

"That kind of thing doesn't matter, what is Nagato afraid of" Haruhi Suzumiya said confidently

"Nagato? You went to the Japanese Governor's Mansion to borrow a ship's mother?! Sugizaki asked with a look of horror

"Sure enough, it's a house.,As soon as I heard Nagato, I thought of that kind of thing" Suzumiya Kasuga raised his forehead and said, "It's Nagato Yuki, KEY"

"Huh? But Yuki Nagato is a member of the art department? Sugizaki was surprised and said, "Wait, you won't be robbing"

"Hahahaha! Asahina serves tea to KEY! Haruhi Suzumiya laughed and tried to pull the topic away

"Don't try to get off the hook! School Rules"

"I'm sorry! Tea is coming! ”

"Goo!" Sugizaki immediately covered his mouth and nose and fled in a hurry

"I'll just say it's better to don't take off the bunny girl's outfit," Haruhi Suzumiya nodded with satisfaction, "Well done, oh Asahina"

“？” Asahina looked confused

Baseball club

"It's time to play, go over right away, goodbye"

"Wait! What do you mean it's going to be a game soon?! Yuji Sakamoto stopped Sugizaki with a smile on his face, "Yo, KEY-kun, I remember we said it, right?" We're just having a casual meal, and when you actually race, you'll go to the big air wing seniors."

"Huh? Seniors of the big air wing play football, you guys play baseball?! Sugizaki looked horrified: "Don't tell sù, I said that you have always played football!" ”

"Yuji, it's Takaya Abe's seniors who play for us" Akihisa Yoshii passed by with a tennis racket

"Oh, sorry, I remember wrong"

"You'd better go find Echizen Ryoma!"

"Tsk, KEY, you're not kind"

"Is it you guys who want to build a baseball club?!"

"But no one says baseball clubs have to play baseball! Are you all students in the student union?! ”

"Isn't that nonsense!"

"Okay, then I'd like to ask the research department of the machine."

Note: The minister is Hong Ningning

"Ahem, if you don't play baseball this time, someone is going to challenge your position as a minister" Sugizaki Jian coughed dryly, "I didn't say what I said just now, do you agree?" ”

"Of course it is"

"Kirishima-san! Someone is going to challenge Sakamoto-san! The stake is the name of your future child! ”

"Yuji, go to the battle immediately" Shoko silently took out a stun baton

"Did you skip the step of getting married!!

"Marriage is a necessary prerequisite"

"Not really!"

"OK, that's it" Sugizaki nodded "I'll see you on the playground in half an hour"

———————————————————————————————————— dividing line of the community

"It's good not to go to class, but there's no need to watch this."

"What is the traditional competition in our school?"

"I don't know, it's rare to see a combination happening"

"Don't the seniors in the third year of high school know either?"

"They are on vacation today, and the classroom of the third year of high school was bombed, and I heard that it was a mistake yesterday when the chemistry was realized"

"It seems that the research on the atomic bomb is not fake"

"According to the school tradition, the joint competition is very simple, come, this is a silver coin" Hideyoshi Onizuka silently opened his hand "You guess the pros and cons now, whoever wins will draw first, by the way, in order to save time, this time you two teams will come together"

"What to catch," Yuji asked

"What's the matter, guess," Hideyoshi Onizuka said impatiently

"Then I guess it's positive" Yuji said vigilantly, "Don't mess around, I know you can change the front and back"

"What's there to change, it's all the same death anyway" Hideyoshi Onizuka smirked

"Then I'm going to be the opposite" Haruhi Suzumiya frowned, "Tsk, what do you think it is?"

"On the other hand," Kyosuke said

"Then I'm going to be positive," Yuri finally said

"Positive, the challenger can touch it first" Hideyoshi Onizuka brought a box to her "Come on"

"What's the office?" Yuri was surprised, "What do you mean, cleaning?" ”

"You come" Hideyoshi Onizuka did not answer

"Security room" Yuji was surprised at first, and then turned into a frightened face, "Hey, you guy, should you"

"It's your turn" and then transferred to Kyosuke

"Basement"

"And then you" and then to Haruhi Suzumiya

"Discipline Department?"

"Okay, then the rules of the game are to stay in the designated place for an hour, and then come out, whoever can come out alive will win, rest assured, the safety factor is the same, it's all nine deaths" Hideyoshi Onizuka quickly ran away after speaking

There was silence

"Can I change people?" Yuji asked with a smile on his face

"It's okay to bring another person"

"Akehisa! Come here! ”

"Riki, I've entrusted my back to you!"

"Ah Xu, come, hurry up, you go ahead of me"

"Yin Wu, don't be slow," the four of them beckoned

"Choose a girl! Shoko is already eager to try! ”

"I'm sorry but this time it's Yoshii you go, I won't blame you"

"Kyosuke! I'm still not mature! Real people can't wait! What about real people? ”

"He didn't come to class today, he was sick yesterday"

"Yuki"

"The chance of survival is 5%, safe"

"I'll go first"

"Well, it's fine."

"What are they doing?" Chong, who had just arrived at the school, frowned slightly after seeing this scene

"I'm playing a joint game" Katsuragi Katsura keeps his eyes glued to the PSP

"Together?" "Didn't the joint department just hand over the report to the dean of teaching, and then the dean of education would approve it?" ”

"It's not that you want to elect a minister," someone next to him asked

"The school rules stipulate that two or more ministers can serve at the same time, and the nod and consent of all ministers are required to take effect when submitting the report, and both parties have the same right to decide" Chong Dan "does not need to be elected, as long as it is elected according to the list of associations"

"Minister of Discipline! What is the crime of tampering with school rules and provoking students to fight with each other? Ganaido hurriedly raised his hand and asked

"The former one is suspension, the latter is confinement, if it is a teacher, it will be handed over to the student council and the discipline department to jointly manage, and it is generally detained for three hours" Chong almost understood something after hearing this, so he glanced coldly at Hideyoshi Onizuka, "The level of the director of education should be the head of the discipline minister himself"

"You're welcome, Dean of Studies! Goodbye, Director! Haruhi Suzumiya stuffed the note to Hideyoshi Onizuka and left quickly

"An hour, I'll go on it myself" Chong coldly pinched the bones, "I'll start when I'm ready"

"Can you play baseball, right? Come on here! ”

"No problem! Little folks, let's go! ”

"Guys, let's go see the SSS department!"

"Oh!!"

"It's scattered, who is going to call Senior Sister Fujitang and them to take a photo secretly? I bet he won't last ten minutes! ”

"I'll bet five minutes!"

"Three Minutes Must Be Screaming"

"Let's go to the Wind Discipline Club and have a look" Chong approached Hideyoshi Onizuka with a cold face, "The pursuit of the club there"

"How to better torture a person"

"Ahh!!!h