December 18th, eight o'clock in the morning

The Department of Information, a terrible club tied for first place with the Discipline Department, remembers, it is the club and not the workplace, which means that the teachers have no right to interfere with most of their interviews, and the only one who can govern them is the student union, but no one in the student council dares to manage it

Why? Because everyone in the Ministry of Information has a pen in their hand, they can investigate all the black history from your birth to the present, even the information of the State Secrets Bureau is not as detailed as theirs, and some people would rather go to the Department of Discipline and Discipline than give them an interview

However, there is still something that the news department does very well, they will write a school newspaper, and it is not some gossip news, it is probably similar to what the radio department does every day, such as telling a thorough topic, and then there are some readers' letters or something

But these are not very important, the important thing is the weekly responsive session, which is very popular with a taste of entertainment and variety shows, because the news department usually invites some very famous people to be questioned, for example, Sephiroth talked about the experience of becoming a warrior of the HRE, Sakata Gintoki talked about the battle of the White Yasha era, Dante talked about how to tear a demon by hand and make it into a flavorful snack, and today is also the time for this week's school newspaper to be released

"Minister! Today Mr. Kamui released our pigeons! ”

"Huh?" Lilicia Fujido let out a surprised cry, "Why did you suddenly release our pigeons?" We must have been urging him since a week ago! ”

"I heard that it was improvised, and you know that he is not easy to invite, why don't we take a line to Mars now?"

"Are you telling me to go to the city government to borrow a satellite now? Really! Let's change people! ”

"But we have invited several famous ones in the school, and we have also invited foreign aid."

"Sister Sakura of Kinomoto and Brother Lu Luxiu, there are so many teachers in the whole school! Let them call a few former students to make do with it! ”

"I asked, the most recent one was the Sakuragi Hanamichi rehearsal at the city gymnasium, but it would take him an hour to take a taxi, and we still have fifteen minutes to finish the typesetting."

"What about the students' families?"

"We have all been called emperors, presidents, and rulers of galaxies, and even entrepreneurs have been called three or four"

"Have you ever called the Yuyun family?"

"Oh, the head of the Ministry of Discipline said that if you call him to block the door of the Ministry of Information immediately, you won't even have to use paper"

"That bastard, wait, or shall we call him?" Lilicia said suddenly

"Huh? There's no way he's going to come, is there? How could he talk about black history?"

"Stupid, we don't want to hear about his black history, anyway, we have to respond to requests, so let's find a few random people, we have to make some trouble for him"

"Minister, you are going to die, how can we who hold pens compare with those who hold knives?"

"Hmph, that's not necessarily~" Lilicia let out a smug laugh, "You know, reporters are not easy to mess with, especially female reporters with paper and pen in their hands, oh hehehe~"

Five minutes later

"Interview?" Chong was surprised: "What interview?" ”

"The students have always admired you, and you are also a long-term honor student in our school, so we gave them a chance this time," Lilicia said with a professional smile, "I don't know if you have a time"

"I refuse" Chong coldly waved his hand, "not available"

"Please don't say that, we just need you for half an hour," Lilicia's voice was softer, "could you please do me a favor?" ”

"Don't talk to me in such a professional tone, it's disgusting," Chong's voice was even colder

"Okay, for the sake of me, the head of the Ministry of Information, Lilicia Fujido, who came to invite me personally, can't you spare a little time," Lilicia raised her eyebrows and said proudly

"Is this identity qualified to speak," Chong Leng snorted, "The mayor is not qualified to ask me to give face"

"Do you really not want to?"

"Hmm"

"Then I will only ask your Father"

"Don't think that if you're a woman, I won't dare to do it" Chong instantly stood up, his eyes slowly revealing murderous intent, "You want to threaten me?" ”

"What's so noble about your identity, what are you dissatisfied with when I do your interview" Lilicia didn't give an inch, "Besides, it doesn't have much to do with you if I call your relatives, that's their freedom, what right do you have to interfere?" ”

"Okay, that's kind of interesting" Chong kicked the chair under the table "I agreed"

"Sure enough, it's a shake Mno, I didn't say anything, thank you for your cooperation" Lilicia smiled "Then please"

"The news department really lives up to its name, it seems that they are the first shady in the whole school"

"Come on, Chong is very talkative, anyone can keep you if you don't die"

"Who would dare to ask him a question?"

"Those pit goods in the Ministry of Discipline and Discipline"

Ten minutes later

"How to interview," Chong said lightly after taking his seat

"It's very simple, we take the form of anonymous writing to ask questions, someone outside will send questions in, and then trouble you to answer with paper and pen, this is to prevent being recognized" Lilicia sat down and said, "There are three questions in total, each question is timed for ten minutes, what you write is the answer, you can't overtime, you can't stop writing before the time, the number of words is at least three hundred words"

Why is there a feeling of writing a review?

"Casual," Chong nodded

"Okay, it looks like the first question has been delivered" Lilicia took a piece of paper casually,, so fast? Built-in questions?

"Hello Minister of Discipline, I am a girl in the first year of high school, I like a person, he is very tall and strong, he will make people feel safe around him, he used to play basketball, he is very skillful, he is good at cooking, I confessed to him one day, but he gave me an autograph, and he said"

"Chiyo Sakura?" Chong said hesitantly

"Why do you know?!" Lilicia was taken aback

"This matter has long been spread," Chong said lightly, "Talking about the problem directly, she is very annoying when she speaks"

"How can I express my mind correctly, please answer," Lilicia pointed to the pen and paper on the table

Chong pondered for a moment, then took a pen and began to write

Ten minutes later

"Plan A is a direct indication of the mind.,The other party is a girl's cartoonist.,It's impossible to turn a deaf ear to the girl's thoughts.,But it doesn't rule out the possibility that the other party is actually a love idiot.,Because things are extreme.,Then you can use Plan B.,Use comics to communicate with each other.,Since it's an assistant, then there will definitely be a chance to revise the draft.,When the time comes, you can slowly hint at the dialogue through the guò scene.,But the success rate is not high and the time is too long.,It's up to you to decide which one to choose"

"Wow, it's amazing, doesn't Minister of Discipline understand the heart of a girl very well!"

"Sakura, I was looking for you, do you have a revised draft in your hand?"

"Not really!! Nozaki-kun, please stop!!! ”

"Done? Let's start with the second one" Lilicia took the second sheet of paper indifferently, "Oh, by the way, I won't read the manuscript you wrote"

This guy still has professional ethics? It seems time for a change

"Because it will be sent to me for typesetting soon, I can slowly appreciate it when the time comes~"

That's right, it's time for a change, and now it's time to include her in the list of key observants and top exclusions

"The second question, I'm a storyteller, I'm very distressed right now, because I have to write a fixed story every day, and although I am satisfied with the remuneration, I am worried that one day my fountain of ideas will dry up, how can I prevent my creative ideas from drying up?"

"Show me the manuscript," Chong stretched out his hand and pulled the paper over, "Inoue Kokoba"

"You recognize it again?" Lilycia was surprised

"This handwriting is very delicate, I've seen it before"

"Hmph, I must have seen it in the newspapers, right? After all, it's my exclusive writer for Lilicia," Lilicia said proudly

"No, he sent it to the Discipline Department before" Chong said lightly, "He accidentally destroyed some of the books in the library, Kotomi Ichinose complained, saying that she couldn't easily cut off the pages"

"She's supposed to write a review! Don't bully Shiomiya Administrator Wen Jing, bastard! Lilicia exclaimed

Chong ignored him, and picked up the pen again

Ten minutes later

"It is recommended that you adopt the technique of segmented description, that is, a story is not told in one go, but stops at a place that will just arouse the reader's curiosity and thinking, and at the same time, according to Amano's taste, I think you should pay more attention to the character and scene portrayal, and one more thing, your words are too feminine, you can appropriately increase the strength of the pen"

"Well, it's a good building, what do you think, Senior Sister Yuanzi?"

"If you don't tell the story in one go, then you can still have a lingering fragrance in your mouth after eating, right? I agree~"

"Okay, I see, it seems necessary to write a thank you letter to the minister."

"Well, come on~"

"Why don't you just say it to your face," Kotofuki Nanase muttered

"Very good progress, then the third" Lilicia picked up the last piece of paper "I'm a cartoonist, and the reason I became was because I wanted to be liked by girls, and I like to be inside. Pants"

"Love disciple courage, that guy is not a student at all" Lilicia raised her forehead without waiting for Chong to speak, "What the hell, who let him in!" ”

Chong was silent for a while, then picked up the pen three times

Ten minutes later

"I don't know how to write it, but I think there is something subtle wrong with your behavior, it's not unusual to draw comics for one thing or one person, I can understand the reason why you created it, but you shouldn't add your personal delusions to the comics, because there will be viewers watching and causing unnecessary trouble, and finally I want to summarize next"

"Give me the list of students who have seen your comics at this school, and then stay where you are, I've called the police, by the way"

"You and I will go to the Ministry of Discipline first" Chong patted the shoulder of the lover of courage, "Cooperate, it won't hurt too much, I will let you out before the police come"

"Help"

Ten o'clock in the evening

"It's weird, it doesn't feel like he wrote it," Lilicia frowned, "The handwriting is beautiful, and the opinions are very pertinent, could this guy be a natural writer?" ”

"Minister, the guest reminder of the responsive session has been sent, you haven't read it today, have you? Would you like to show it to you before putting it in the cupboard? ”

"Well, okay, bring it," Lilicia nodded

"Personal reminder: The following is a personal opinion, don't look for a boyfriend who eats by your hands, because in Japan, writing and manga are actually difficult to have a way out, not that there is no future, but long-term creation in the room will indirectly affect people's thinking, making people's personalities biased towards cowardice, and fiction writers and manga writers are more difficult to support themselves for a period of time, so please pay attention to women"

"Cut, this guy scolds us with his eyes closed" Lilicia gritted her teeth and said, "The final summary must be something bad, I'll burn it directly after reading it"

"Summary: But if one day, their hand holding the pen can still hold your hand, and at the same time they can put down the pen and lift the knife for you, then please stay with him forever, I am sure that he is a person worthy of trusting his life,"

"By the way, Kiritani and people are not counted in it, I don't think it's a man to shake hands with a knife in the game"

"Poof" Lilicia couldn't help but cover her mouth and laughed, "Sure enough, this guy is a stuffy gourd, it's so flavorful to write, how good it would be to talk like this"

"Okay, then it's published.,It seems that there is enough collectible value~"

Shortly after this manuscript leaked out, for some reason, the number of people who wanted to revisit the last interview went from 100 to 5,000

Well, I will say again that there is no future for a man who survives with his right hand