"The hosts! Let's go to the amusement park! It's been a long time! Meow Mi shook my arm and pleaded, her eyes sparkling, as if I was going to cry if I didn't agree.

My male hormones were immediately stimulated by her: "Go! ”

The last time I took Meow Mi to the amusement park, it seems to be when I soaked Ji Hongling, Meow Mi was in my arms and refused to come down before I took it - dating with a cat, have you ever seen it? The ex-girlfriend ran away, and the cat became a girlfriend, have you seen it? I am!

I found that Meow Mi's heart is extremely strong, and I have to pick those exciting things to play! Is this still what a little girl should do? She was going to drag me to a haunted house

My legs were so frightened that I squatted down and didn't move: "Don't go to the haunted house!" Dead or alive! ”

"Huh? Why don't the hosts go to the haunted house? Scared? Meow asked innocently, but she didn't let go of my hand, and the scene was funny, like a young mother leading a big, wayward child.

"Humph! I'm scared of what's going on, right? I said righteously, my voice was not small, and many little couples around me pointed at me: "Look at that guy, hey! Such a big person is afraid of haunted houses! It's not as good as his girlfriend! It's true that such a person can still find a girlfriend."

There was also a little rascal who was unwilling to be lonely, and said to Meow: "Little sister, your waste boyfriend won't take you, brother, I'll take you!" If you're afraid, my brother's chest can be lent to you at any time! Very comfortable and wide chest! ”

Meow looked at me with a sly smile, and I covered my face with both hands - this rascal is finished! Meow Mi is known as the Queen of Spades, don't look at her as soft and weak, but her temperament is unusually domineering - I have to be down there every night! The last sentence can be ignored

"Brother, you're so nice! It's not like my crap boyfriend doesn't even dare to enter a haunted house! Meow Mi let go of my hand, and fluttered to the little rascal's side, jumping and cheering.

The little rascal smiled with a look of a sperm worm's brain, and said with a humble smile: "That's!" Is that! ”

She shook the little rascal's arm and said coquettishly: "I can't get used to that waste either!" But he's always pestering me, can you help me beat him up? Let him stop pestering me in the future! ”

The crowd watched it with relish, such an interesting picture is difficult to encounter, the waste boyfriend can't keep the girlfriend who loves the hero, the girlfriend is abducted in front of the boyfriend, and then the third party beats the ex-boyfriend, it's too exciting!

Looking at the expression of the meow ghost, I covered my face to the world, I'm sorry for you! You shouldn't let out the meow out of the danger hài society! This poor creature must have left a psychological shadow

When the little rascal saw me covering his face, he thought I was frightened, and looked condescendingly (I was crouching) and said, "Boy! Get out of here! Don't pester my girlfriend in the future, or I'll see you and hit you once! ”

How I wish it was true! If he can take Meow Mi away, I'll definitely celebrate with flowers! It's true! No lie at all!

Looking at Meow Mi's eager expression, I can only accompany her to finish the show, otherwise she will have to let me become a human tonight, and I can't stand her even if I open the iron cloth shirt! This little goblin!

I stood up tremblingly, pointed at Meow and trembled, "How can you do this?" Have you forgotten that we made a wish on the pop together? Forgot that we prayed in the sea of rape flowers? Forget our vows in a 20,000-foot hot air balloon? Didn't we say that we would not separate, but that we would always be together! You, you"

Suddenly, my acting skills exploded, and my tears collapsed, and the grievances of so many days were finally vented, so cool! I looked like a madman, with tears streaming down my face, like the image of a little man abandoned by a woman.

Meow Mi's eyes were full of amusement, but her face showed a sad color: "Meng Meng, we are not suitable, your cowardice, your ordinariness are all blocking us, you don't even dare to enter the haunted house, how can I believe that you will protect me in the future?" You can't give me the security I need."

What a touching picture! Sure enough, life is like a play, and Mi meow is also in the play!

The little rascal stepped forward and pushed me by the shoulder, and said arrogantly, "Boy! Don't be ashamed! Everyone else has said that you are a piece of waste! Can't protect her! Only someone as capable as me can protect her! Get out of here! Or I'll do it! ”

I looked at the meow Mi who was standing on the side with a dull gaze, and suddenly my heart was playful, and I hugged Meow Mi's thigh with a tiger pounce: "Xiaomi!" I can't live without you! I can't live without you! You are all I have in my life! You see, so many people, such a big world, I met you, and you met me, how good! I love you more than I love myself! I won't let you leave me! I won't let you leave me! ”

The people around him were suddenly amazed: "This guy is shameless enough, he dares to hug a woman's thighs in an Armani suit!" If you weren't a little timid, you would really be a talent! ”

Meow Mi also showed a look of unbearable, and said faintly: "I know you are good to me, but you can't give me the life I want, you are a scholar, and I have a detached personality, you like to be bland and I like romance, we are not suitable"

I pointed at the little rascal and said, "He's just right?" Can he give you the life you want? Can he afford to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars a day on your shopping? Your Prada bag, your "donkey" leash! Which Vacheron Constantin watch can he afford? He's just a little rascal! ”

The little rascal's face turned green when he heard this, and sure enough, other people's girls are not easy to pry, not to mention anything else, they can't afford to raise it! The little rascal set his eyes on Meow Mi's clothes, and was relieved to find that there was no sign of luxury.

I continued, "Without me, where would you get a princess dress made by an Italian tailor?" Your skin sensitivity is too high, and you are not used to wearing ordinary clothes! ”

The little rascal's face was extremely ugly, and he meowed to the little rascal in time, raised his head and aimed his big watery eyes at him: "Brother! Sue me, you can afford to raise me! Sue me, I don't need his money to live well! ”

The little rascal laughed dryly: "This and this"

Meow Mi's face suddenly changed, and her face changed faster than turning a book: "Don't you have any money?" Dare to come out to pick up girls if you don't have money? Auntie and grandmother can afford to be raised by a poor egg like you? After scolding the little rascal, Meow Mi changed her face again, and her face was filled with an incomparably enthusiastic smile: "Brother Mengmeng! I'll go with you! ”

Then he came running over and patted the dust off my body - the ground was really not clean.

The little rascal said angrily: "You two are colluding to play with me, right?" ”

Meow Mi pinched her small waist and replied seriously: "Yes! ”

I continued to cover my face with my hands