Go on, the third more go! Ask for collections, ask for recommendations, ask for rewards on Labor Day, give you a lot of money, brothers!

it! I've got a big groove! The epic martial arts that I had practiced for more than ten days and had not started were easily used by a cat! The subject is still her master! Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law? I think the country has to introduce a law to protect owners who are abused by pets! In these days, people are not as good as cats, and people are not as good as dogs!

Meow found a chair and sat down, propped up her little face with her arms, and looked at me carefully with her eyes - I couldn't stop wailing in my heart: Let go of me! I want to be free!

Meow Mi admired it almost enough, and jumped in front of me with her ears and tail flicking, and the middle finger and thumb of her left hand made a flower, and slammed it three inches below my chest—and I collapsed to the ground

Friends, being caught by the fingering of the sealed acupoints is very damaging to the body, and the poor circulation of qi and blood for twenty minutes can definitely make people numb all over the body, although it will not cause a loss of qi and blood, but it is not very comfortable. I patted my ass and stood up from the ground, stared at Meow Mi with the eyes of a monster and asked, "How did you know this set of kung fu?" ”

"Oh, that thing hit me when you were sleeping with your iPad in your arms that day, and I was going to throw it away, but it suddenly lit up, and there were a lot of words and pictures in it, and I looked at it a little bit from beginning to end and then I learned, is there a problem?" Meow Mi pinched Xiao Man's waist, and she looked very delicate, but her words really scared me.

This is not scientific! Her ability to learn is a bit excessive! Just forget it, your comprehension ability is super strong! She didn't want to fight with her own strength - her own strength was enough! My God, if this cat with Lori's inner violence on the surface learns to point a little, I always feel like I've done something that isn't good for the world

"Hang out with me! Otherwise, I'll order you! Meow Mi continued to pinch her waist and threatened.

This time I couldn't beat her before, and now that she has learned to point points, I can't beat her even more - I'm now a cat pet who feeds cats!

In fact, in a sense, the initiative is no longer in my hands - I can't beat her! also lacks control over her, but she beats me up if she wants to, and sleeps with me if she wants to, regardless of my feelings at all.

In the end, under the coercion of Meow Mi, I agreed to "lead" her shopping! Fortunately, she didn't have enough to let me carry her shopping - I have this physical ability, but the key is that it is too unruly!

Under the strange eyes of the children, Meow Mi and I disappeared around the corner of the school building.

"******, the relationship between the Q of Spades and the king is really good" Snitch Fang Pian 6 scolded and said: "Lao Tzu can steal things all over the world, but he can't steal girls' hearts!" ”

Lori Huang glanced at him: "Sixth son!" Relax, this week's holiday, my brother will take you to make big health care and comfortable clothes, and you will be fluttering and happy! ”

"Brother Huang! You're an old driver, it's all up to you! Xiao Liuzi squinted his eyes and said, "Brother Huang, are we going to pick up girls or spend money?" ”

"Phew! Vulgar! You love me to have a feeling, and what you spend money to buy is not love! Lori Huang took a toothpick and picked her teeth slowly, looking at Xiao Liuzi with disdain.

Xiao Liuzi smiled bitterly and said: "Brother, you also know that my younger brother grew up in a den of thieves since he was a child, and I can hide when there are many people-how can I pick up girls?" ”

"Brother Liu'er took you to the masquerade ball every week, hey, hey, hey, you wear your night suit, and make sure you are all overlooked! Remember, replace your broken car, borrow a luxury car from the motor, the grandson's car is suitable for pickling girls, don't go out to shake your Jinbei and borrow his Maserati, absolutely pull the wind, sparks and lightning all the way! Lori Huang said like a kobold military advisor.

"Lori Yellow? What do you study with Xiao Liuzi? After tinkering with the bear, Maria came back with a flat loli Su Qianqian, and when she saw what these two people were plotting obscenely, she asked out of curiosity.

"Nothing! Take Xiao Liuzi to see the world, he is almost eighteen years old, and he has never seen the prosperity of Hongchen! Are you going or not? To be a wingman for Xiao Liuzi, Xiao Liuzi's great cause is a big deal, they are all brothers of the same group! Although Lori Huang's words were said to Maria, her eyes did not leave Su Qianqian for a moment, so frightened that Su Qianqian hurriedly shrank behind Maria.

Maria laughed and said, "Look at how scared my sister!" Lao Huang, can't you be serious? ”

Lori Huang rubbed her chin and spit out a toothpick and said aggrievedly: "Do people live just to be happy?" I live mine, and you see yours, and do not interfere with one another. You see, even if I chased after Princess Qianqian, I didn't touch her—have you ever seen a scoundrel like me as a gentleman? ”

Maria covered her mouth and smiled: "Or you live freely, we are all framed to death, Lao Huang, can you take Xiao Liuzi with you?" Don't lead the girl to open the room at the end, and leave the little six sons there with nothing to do! ”

Lori Huang smiled contemptuously when she heard this: "Just me? Yes! Today I invite the masses! With that, he stood up: "Brothers! Sisters! I've heard that Seongnam Bar has a masquerade party on Saturday! There are handsome guys and beautiful women inside, and according to reliable information, students from many schools will participate in this event! As one of the organizers, I would like to invite you to join us! I paid your entrance fee! As long as people go, they will be hit! It's half past seven on Saturday night, and I want to go to givemefive! ”

The J of Hearts asked in a low voice: "Isn't it good that such a large-scale event doesn't bring the boss and Sister Miao!" ”

Lori Huang smiled contemptuously: "The two of them are handsome men and women all day long, have you considered the feelings of us single kings?" Don't take them this time! Live or die without it! ”

"Good! Lao Huang is so courageous! The crowd exclaimed.

Panda said faintly: "Boss Yang and Sister Miao should have arrangements for the evening, even if you look for them, they probably won't go."

Everyone sweated and looked at each other and then dispersed-

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Meow Mi happily walked on the street, holding the helpless me in her hand, walking in the vegetable market she was still full of vitality, I looked at a stall selling cucumbers, and suddenly remembered a rumor: cats are afraid of cucumbers!

So I picked up a cucumber and pointed it at Meow and shouted, "Are you afraid?" Are you afraid? ”

Meow looked at me with a pitiful and pathetic look, as if I were a preschooler. She reluctantly returned the cucumber from my hand to the stall owner, smiled apologetically, took my hand and walked away.

Sure enough, the fairy tales are all deceitful cats, and they are not afraid of cucumbers at all!

I asked depressedly, "Aren't you afraid of cucumbers?" ”

Meow and gave me a blank look: "If there is a video, you will believe it?" Where have the books gone? Do you believe such an unscientific thing? Is! Those hapless cats just haven't seen cucumbers and are startled, oh my! How could I have a master like you? ”

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