In the early morning of the next day, Meng Xiaofei opened his eyes and found himself lying on the bed in his own house. He pinched his thigh, the pain was incomparable, and he confirmed that the surrounding environment was his home, so could it be that he really met an alien yesterday?

He rolled over, looked in the mirror, and was relieved to find that nothing had changed. After washing, Meng Xiaofei sat on the chair, ready to think about the future.

"Ouch! Who put a stick on the chair? Lack of virtue is not lacking in virtue? Meng Xiaofei felt that his buttocks were about to be topped, and he hurriedly jumped up. But the chair was empty. Meng Xiaofei's face turned pale, he suddenly remembered a terrifying thing, and unconsciously touched his hands behind him, "Ah~~~~~~!" ”

Sure enough, a qiē is true, and there is a small tail twenty centimeters long behind him......

"Damn! How will I meet people after this? Meng Xiaofei was in a hurry, there was a tail behind him, and the tail was cocked, and he couldn't press it down. Wearing pants, you will feel that the back is bulging, isn't it a joke? How do you explain meeting someone? Hemorrhoids? Is there such an exaggerated hemorrhoid? How else to say? A bulging disc in the waist? That's really protruding! It's all stretched out!

Looking for a rope to tie up? If you tie one thigh, you can't tie it, and if you tie both thighs together, won't you become a mermaid? Do you have to learn from zombies to jump and walk in the future?

"Your sister's alien! Get out of here! Meng Xiaofei shouted for a long time, and no one paid attention to him at all.

"Huh? Am I immortal? Yang Taishao won't die with one hand, and it shouldn't be dangerous for me to cut off a tail, right? Anyway, I can't die, at most it will hurt a little, a little bloody! Meng Xiaofei thought about it and decided to chop off his tail with a kitchen knife!

He hurriedly rushed into the kitchen, picked up the kitchen knife, and tried to carefully cut the tail with the edge of the knife, except for the pain, there seemed to be no other feeling, but the tail grew behind him, and the kitchen knife was not good to use, and he cut a few knives, but the tail was not cut off, not to mention, he was half in pain. It seems that it is more convenient to use only scissors! Meng Xiaofei found a pair of sharp big scissors, and his hand rose and fell, "Ah~~~~~!" The tail fell.

Meng Xiaofei picked up his tail, only to see that this tail was fluffy and white, a bit like an extended version of a rabbit tail, and it felt a little cute. He took a closer look, then put his tail in the refrigerator, and when he was greedy, he might even be able to stir-fry a side dish.

"It's finally done!" Meng Xiaofei sighed and decided to go out for a stroll to confirm again that it was still not his own world. Meng Xiaofei usually reads novels, what kind of crossing, parallel worlds, everything, it is more reassuring to confirm that he is still in the original world.

He came to the rice noodle shop downstairs because he had lived in this neighborhood for several years and the owner of the noodle shop knew him.

"Xiaofei, did you bring any money? Don't eat overlord meals at my place again, business in our store has been sluggish recently. The boss joked that the boss's name is Chen Chao, and he is an old man who is close to seventy years old, but he looks like he is in his fifties, very energetic, and very good. Every time Meng Xiaofei was about to starve to death, he was "sponsored" by the owner of the noodle shop, otherwise, he was afraid that he would really starve to death several times.

"Uncle Chen, look at what you said, I came out so early in the morning, can I bring money?" Meng Xiaofei said.

"Yo, as if you're really rich when you go out later? When will you kid be able to give enough money for a bowl of noodles, you can put aside my show off! "Uncle Chen counted.

The TV in the rice noodle shop was turned on, and the morning news was playing......

Last night, an unknown man jumped into the river and disappeared in an instant. According to the water public security police, they took a patrol boat to search for the water under the bridge, but did not find the man who jumped off the bridge. As he did not leave any relics, identity information and contact information, the police are currently conducting further verification of his identity. Some viewers at the scene said that the man was suspected of being drunk and flirting with a beautiful woman and was besieged, so he chose to jump into the river in desperation...... For specific news, please continue to pay attention to this station......

The more Meng Xiaofei listened, the more angry he became, "Teasing your sister!" ”

Uncle Chen was stunned, "Why are you so angry early in the morning?" It's not you who jumped into the river, what are you anxious about? ”

"Why isn't it ......" Meng Xiaofei didn't come out with the word "I" yet, so he quickly stopped his mouth, "Why isn't it broadcast on the same day!" With such an important news, they don't pay attention to the timeliness of the news at all! ”

"Come on! Even if it was broadcast yesterday, you wouldn't be able to rush over to save people! Hehe, you eat your noodles well, hurry up and make money after eating, don't be idle all day, it's not a thing! When I go into the earth one day, no one will give you anything to eat for free! ”

"Uncle Chen, your body and bones are good, what kind of life should be casual for two hundred years old, the days are still long, hehe."

"Less poverty! I am poor with this empty man, so it is better to find a girlfriend. ”

"Hehe, Uncle Chen, just my face? Do you still believe I can find a girlfriend? I don't believe it myself. Meng Xiaofei drank the last mouthful of soup and got up and walked home.

When he got home, Meng Xiaofei began to think about what happened yesterday, since he had a tail, he must have immortality skills. So what does it mean to have a knowledge storage skill? He decided to do some research.

"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, can't you give a skill!" Useless.

"Those who are fighting are all marching forward!" Useless.

"Give me strength! I'm Seaman! "It didn't work.

"I represent the moon ......" is useless.

"I'm that rub! What's the situation? Wouldn't that be a gimmick? Tease me? Is it difficult or a hidden skill? Have to use Contra to tune the order for thirty lives? But there's nowhere to enter the command! Meng Xiaofei studied for a long time, and his whole body did not react at all.

"That's right! Eye! Meng Xiaofei recalled that when Duo Kai searched for the word "death", a blue screen appeared in his eyes, "Could it be that this thing is hidden in the eyes?" After a while, Meng Xiaofei almost pulled out his eyeballs, but he still didn't react at all.

"Aren't they eyes? Maybe Duo Kai's skills are hidden in the eyes, and my skills may be hidden in the nose? Ear? Or is it the mouth? it! Try both. ”

I don't know how long I tossed, Meng Xiaofei's whole face was twitching, his eyes were red, his nose was swollen, his mouth was cracked, and his ears were mildly tinnitus......

He was so tired that he fell asleep on the bed......