"I talked to you and forgot to teach you the skills of God...... Meow Mi, you go out to play, don't look at it! I can't stand the cat's cleanliness! I touched Mimi's head and nestled in the stool in a different position.

If you want me to say that the enjoyment of the ancients can't catch up with foreigners at all, this Taishi chair is atmospheric enough, right? I've been sitting on a white tiger skin for a long time! This is a sofa...... No one!

Meow made a face at me and ran out of the teacher.

Nowadays, the classrooms are seven yards black, like a devil's cave, and the children never come in except during class meetings, they like to read quietly in the quiet, comfortable reading room...... In their words, reading in the classroom is eye-tiring!

So this is a dedicated teacher for me to interview students, and it looks like a scum hole! Eerie, glamorous, terrifying.

Lori Huang touched the back of her head and said confusedly: "Boss, you want to teach me peerless martial arts?" Am I a one-in-a-million genius? ”

I smiled, and a carp rolled over and patted him on the shoulder: "In my eyes, you are a genius who inherits this skill of mine...... As long as you learn my skills, I will guarantee you to defeat all Aihua invincible! Zongheng High School is not a dream! You will become a rising red star, and everyone looks up to it and there is no substitute for it! ”

Lori Huang was terrified, trembling with excitement: "Boss! It's true? You didn't lie to me? As long as I learn to be invincible? …… I'll just ask you, I've learned this skill, can I level your little maid? ”

"Absolutely? As long as you learn, you can't get close to your body if you meow, as long as you store zài, she doesn't dare to approach within a radius of five meters! I said sternly, "You have to believe me!" Back then, I relied on this trick to seize the leading position in Beiwei Province, and no one dared to compete with me! ”

"Is it studious? Can you be invincible in the world after learning? Lori's yellow eyes were already shining, full of predatory light.

"Eager to learn! It's easy to learn, but it's hard to make it. This trick is too lethal to use...... You call me boss, I can't trick you...... I'll have to make it clear first, once you've learned this trick, once you use it. Your womanhood will fall to the freezing point...... That's why you, boss, and I've saved this trick. "I have a simple face, I seem to be loyal, I have a harmless expression for people and animals, and I am good for you.

Lori Huang was moved to cry: "Boss! I know you're doing it for my good. But for the sake of your inheritance, in order to carry forward your prestige, I am willing to learn! ”

"You don't regret it? If you enter us, you are my people, and if you come in, you can't go out if you want to...... You have to think about it. If it weren't for the crisis of Class T at this time, if it weren't for the aggressiveness of the martial arts department of the student union, I would definitely not pull you in......" I looked holy and scared Lori Huang for a moment.

"Old ...... Top dog...... You're not going to play with wheels, are you? This thing is illegal, and you're going to be shot if you catch it! Lori Huang looked at me with a frightened face: "Boss, you are cheating on me!" ”

I'm so angry that my nose is crooked! As soon as he flew his feet, he was about to kick Lori Huang: "Roll the calf!" You're only on wheels! ”

Lori Huang hurriedly told him: "Boss, if you put it another way, you just looked like a pyramid scheme!" What exactly are you going to teach me? ”

"Huh? What to teach you? The obscene god cult cannot be spread out of the mystery, I have a trick in the world, and it has a miraculous effect on all kinds of second generations! I raised my head proudly.

"What's going on? I feel like you're cheating me! Lori Huang twitched her face, and her distorted expression made me feel straight.

"Forget it. Forget it, I'll show you first, how much you can learn depends on your talent, don't stick to moves, absorb the concept of obscenity, and create your own obscene flow. "I walked around the classroom with my hands behind my back, gesturing as I went, like an old stick preaching doctrine over and over again.

Lori Huang's eyes widened, and she watched my every move.

I took a stride and took a deep breath. The airflow through the alveoli and throat causes a loud vibration, encapsulating the old thick phlegm that has accumulated in the lobes of the lungs and in the throat and eyes, diluting it with saliva and holding it in the mouth.

I said vaguely, "The essence of this step is the vibration of the air current. It can get rid of the old yellow phlegm inside his body. ”

Then I spit out the mixture in my mouth with a "puff" and caught it with my hand. Lori Huang jumped back and turned around to run, I was cold and said softly: "Run? You can't run away, and if you do, these things will appear on your dorm door......"

Lori Yellow is like being nailed to the ground. Not daring to move, he mechanically turned to look at me: "Old ...... Top dog...... Let my brother live! I have an old man and a young ...... below I'm still young, I don't want to die alone! Originally, Qianqian ran away when she saw me, I had to learn this, she didn't dare to see me in her life......"

"Look,Learn,I'll check the teaching progress tomorrow.,Learn not to confiscate your crime tools.,Let you soak in the flat Lori and you won't be able to enjoy it!" I sneered, crossing my hands together......

The sticky solid-liquid coexistence swirled and jumped in my hands, and I closed my eyes and could not see...... Just kidding...... I kneaded this thing into various shapes in my hand, and pulled out the sweet potato slurry like a thin filament between my fingers, and the emerald green filaments flashed with a strange color, as if it was highly poisonous, and shimmered with a mysterious light!

"Remember, to make your opponent see your subtle movements, your micro-expressions and so on are important...... This is a spiritual attack, a killing force on another level. I had a weird smile on my face, the corners of my mouth reaching the base of my ears, and the two rows of large white teeth were particularly terrifying in the dim light.

"Boss...... This, I can't learn this......" Lori Huang was about to cry, with a tangled and helpless face, showing an expression of fear and despair.

"See? Your reaction is the direct reaction of the person facing this trick, it is impossible for a rich second generation to risk this kind of psychological pressure to shoot at you, learn this trick you can be unstoppable in Aihua and become a new legend of Aihua. I tempted with a demonic voice.

"Boss! I'm looking for a girlfriend too! If I learn this trick, I will be single for the rest of my life! Lori Huang jumped back to keep a distance from me, and her two hands were like convulsions, in short, it meant - Lao Tzu doesn't learn!

I walked to the faucet and washed my hands silently, took out my phone and threw it to Lori Huang: "Unlock the password 529666646 the album by yourself, the lock screen photo is my wife's, and there is a photo of a very cold woman in the album from my concubine...... Men, mixed with ability, a really good woman doesn't care about these subtleties, true love can overcome pride and prejudice, didn't I, as the leader of the Lewd God Cult, also find a wife? ”

Lori Huang took my phone and checked it: "It's not bad, boss, the handicrafts in the phone, the brick process, the platinum quality"

When he saw the lock screen photo, he jumped up and down, like a monkey with chili water on its buttocks, jumping up and down in front of me.

"What are you doing? I've never seen a beautiful woman! It stands to reason that it shouldn't be, your Ferrari is a pickle artifact! I grabbed Lori Huang, who was moving all over the room in an irregular direction: "You're going crazy!" ”

Lori Huang took a deep breath and tried to stand still, he pointed to the lock screen photo and asked, "Boss, is this your wife?" ”

"What's up? Can't you? Who rules that the underworld is not allowed to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law? I pinched my waist and shouted eloquently.

Lori Huang hurriedly piled up a disgusting smile: "No, no...... But it's time to get acquainted again...... Hello, my brother-in-law! (To be continued.) )