"King! King! The woman surnamed Zhang called! She is indeed the lackey of the chairman! She was actually transferred to the student union and the martial arts department! "The ponytail small squad leader was wearing a standard OL uniform and posing as my personal secretary.

"Huh? I thought they would have gone sooner! I've been waiting for them for a long time! Ge Laozi, the feeling of strategizing is really uncomfortable...... If it weren't for the old man who had to play Wendou with me, I would have to tear down his old bones! I sat down in my chair and looked at my ponytail weakly.

"How are we going to deal with this wave? The enemy has already dispatched the vanguard, if we are defeated this time, the crane tail alliance may fall apart, those guys are angry with the crane tail alliance, and they want to get rid of it quickly! The ponytail squad leader asked mechanically, deliberately ignoring my sitting posture at the moment.

I opened my mouth to eat the green grapes handed over by Meow Mi, chewed it in my mouth and replied, "I can't do anything about this, so you and the student council can only stand up to it...... But...... If you can't stand it, I'll call for fire support at any time to give you a thorough ...... I can't beat my meow, she's actually my bodyguard...... Bedside bodyguard! ”

Meow looked at me with a smile, and casually poked three holes in the domestic stainless steel basin with the grape with her fingers......

I hurriedly knelt down in my chair: "Your Excellency...... I was wrong! ”

The ponytail looked at me and Meow Mi with a smile, and I shrugged helplessly: "See?" If you can't fight it, you don't have human rights...... So you don't have to be afraid of failure, these rotten sweet potato and stinky bird eggs in the martial arts department are for you to practice......" Then I pointed to Meow:

"With her to sweep the formation for you, you don't have to be afraid of the ten martial arts departments...... Let the spade group go up first, the square group will play support, the heart group will establish a public opinion offensive, and the grass flower group will spread rumors...... Let's just say that the top students will bully the poor students again and use force to bully others! Hey, hey, hey, I'm going to see who's played! Call Lori Huang here, I'm going to teach him a few tricks...... Are you going to learn? I looked sideways at the ponytail squad leader and looked at her with an inquiring look.

"What stunt? Anything is needed? Ponytail asked in surprise.

I touched my chin: "As long as you don't have a face." If you're not afraid of getting dirty, you can learn...... Trust me, you'll learn well. ”

The ponytail squad leader hurriedly turned around and left, and said angrily before leaving: "Except for shamelessness and fear of dirty, I meet all the conditions!" ”

Me: "......"

"Sister with braces. What a beautiful woman...... My sister has a pair of powerful **** ......" As Lori Huang approached, a huge force of washing, cutting and blowing was approaching.

"Oops, I'll go! Oops, I'm going to go! Ah Huang, have you just come back from the urban-rural interface? Are you looking for Uncle Wang at the entrance of the village to burn you with a stove hook? What's going on with you? I'm afraid that you have a big gold chain and a small watch, I'm afraid that you have more than 20 pounds! You're going to be crazy! I jumped up as soon as I jumped high, pointed at Lori's yellow nose and scolded with a smile.

Lori Huang touched her nose and took off the wig cover. Showing a neat inch of hair, he smiled and said, "Boss, how is it?" Do I look particularly bad right now? Was that what you were like when you were in the underworld? ”

"Phew! I'm a girl! Don't insult my profession, I am a model of the underworld in the three eastern provinces and even the whole country, and I am one of the important promoters of the professionalization and industrial transformation of the underworld. How can there be a mixed underworld that is also dressed up? I've seen this kind of rural non-mainstream fight once and again, and it's really ...... that men and women are not women How so...... I can't stop someone else's aesthetics, but I'm going to have to beat him up if your aesthetic disgusts me! I jumped to my feet in frustration and shouted.

Lori Huang held the wig cover in her hand, shaking and shaking vigorously, as if there was a ghost floating in the sky, and I was panicked when I saw it.

"Can you save me some snacks! How do you think we in the underworld are dressed up like this? Who gave you this delusion? I couldn't help but laugh.

"Ten years ago, wasn't it all kinds of non-mainstream things that were popular on the Internet? The streets are full of this kind of shelling of the head and the head of the thunder. I was only six years old at the time, and I was almost scared to cry by these ghosts, what are they not the underworld?! Lori Huang Zhenzhen said eloquently.

Basic education! These non-mainstream people are scared out of the shadows for the children!

"I don't know what it looks like elsewhere, no one in the underworld in the three eastern provinces dares to make this look of washing, cutting and blowing, it's not forbidden by me, but fighting with such a head will suffer, you will be dragged by the hair and fall down, directly hit people on their knees, and a cannon will make your face bloom...... In fact, the standard hairstyle for group fights is round inches, and the hairstyle that can't reach out and grab anything is the most suitable...... Of course. It is not excluded that some people will scrape the ...... in order to pretend to be the underworld," I said, touching my chin.

"Huh? That's it! What about you, boss? What to dress up? Lori Huang asked.

I gave me a look of remembrance: "Me? At that time, I did have long hair, half black, half blood red...... It's scary, but it's fashionable right now, and it's a gradient. Of course, my hair color is not dyed, it is blood-spattered, and after a long time, my hair turns red, and my hair is dyed black. You can't let me give you a lecture with a red hair, can you? ”

Lori Huang opened her mouth wide: "Damn!" Boss, you cow! Isn't that right? Why don't you scrape the round? ”

I slapped him on the back of the head: "At that time, I was about the same age as you, and I liked to show off the most, how could I have a hairstyle with my little brother?" I'm a big brother, alas! ”

"What's the standard dress for your underworld?" Lori Huang looked at the big gold chain on her body and wanted to cry without tears.

"In black, I liked to watch my godfather at that time, so at that time, the underworld had to wear a suit every day, of course, you had to wear black clothes during working hours, and you were casual when you got off work, and no one cared about you when you wore beach swimming trunks." I touched my chin, thought for a moment and replied, "Also, you quickly take off your gold chain, do you know why the underworld likes to wear gold chains?" ”

What a thief my eyes are! As soon as I raised my eyes, I could see that the bits and pieces of large and small chains on this grandson's body were all pure gold.

"The chains are all a bunch of unruly guys, they live a precarious life, licking blood with knives, and if they don't get the enemy to come to the door one day, they have to be ready to run away at any time...... As a hard currency, gold has the advantages of small size and high value, and has become the first choice for those black bosses. You said you had this thing hanging on...... I want to run away! I smacked my mouth and told him the allusion to the gold chain lightly.

Lori Huang asked dejectedly, "Didn't you hang a gold chain at the beginning?" ”

I spread my hands and said helplessly: "I'm sorry, let you laugh, your teacher and I are the leader of the underworld in Beiwei Province at the age of fourteen, whoever dares to touch me, I will not kill his whole family!" ”

"Alas...... I knew that I would go to society, and it was not interesting to go to school......" Lori Huang said depressedly......

"Do you dare to kill? Do you dare? I killed for the first time at the age of twelve, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to sleep all night, and I closed my eyes and hugged a girl called Mom, and that girl is now the leader of Beiwei Province...... It feels bad to kill, especially when you use a knife to turn a living opponent into a corpse...... The visual impact of poisoning a city with potions is not as powerful as the horror of an enemy dying in front of you...... Alas? Why are you telling you this? I snorted.

Lori Huang asked with a pale face, "Boss, how many people have you killed?" The kind of ...... that you kill with your own hands."

I thought for a moment: "Huh? If you have to ask that, you can't tell you...... I debuted at the age of ten, killed for the first time at the age of twelve, retired at the age of seventeen, and killed more than 10,000 people in five years...... Congratulations, I've earned the title of 10,000 Beheaders! I smiled and patted Lori Huang's shoulder: "Child, you don't have to make yourself look like a ghost if you want to mix, as long as you have the rivers and lakes in your heart, the rivers and lakes are by your side......" (To be continued.) )