The man in black behind me moved me a chair, and I sat on the chair with a loud voice, two like a policeman, three like a warlord, and five like a bandit, very improper.

When I found out that this farce was made by the children in my class, I was not only relieved but also angry, it was too fancy! There are no potion-proficient children in our class, otherwise I would have been poisoned, and even if I wasn't, I would have been easily manipulated.

The little radish heads looked up at me, and then at the members of the Shura Dark Group behind me who had their pistols pinned to their waists and could be used at any time, and bowed their heads without saying a word.

"! When you play candid photography, one or two are so positive, why don't you talk at this time? Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law? According to the "Regulations of the People's Republic of China on Public Security Administration Punishments", you have violated Lao Tzu's portrait rights, Lao Tzu's ** rights, good children must abide by the law, look at your legally blind appearance, I am ashamed of you!

The children's mouths twitched when I scolded, and they scolded in their hearts: Which of those people behind you looks like a good citizen who respects the law and abides by the law? What else is in the waist? Models?

"Tell me, how did that mechanical dragonfly come about? Lao Tzu can't afford to play this for everyone," I asked, shaking my legs.

Pan Da stood up very responsibly: "The teacher's play should be hand-assembled by myself"

Listening to Panda's words, I nodded undeniably, but the researcher's eyes lit up and he looked like he was swinging, and he grabbed my shoulders and shook it straight: "Brother Tian! This kid we're going to have it! This kid is a mechanical genius! ”

I pouted, "Isn't it just a small model?" As for it? ”

"What do you know? You're a liberal arts college graduate! The parts and chips of such a tiny mechanical object are extremely tiny! This thing has to be made with a micro-machine! Did you know that there are no more than five fingers in the world who can make this thing by hand - you are the first student at such a young age? He has the potential to be a super-mechanic! This kid is a mobile miniature machine tool," he exclaimed excitedly, the researcher was like that, and when it came to the field he was familiar with, even I would dare to scratch my neck and scold.

"As for it? Isn't it just the work of a senior mechanic? I continued to say disdainfully.

The researcher shouted like crazy, "Did you know that a person with this kind of talent can make more miniaturized machines with a micro machine tool, and if this kid is talented enough, nanoscale machines will be born in his hands!" ”

"Oh what? it! So awesome? "I don't understand anything else, but I still know the nano level, the unit of this level is already so small that it is outrageous, I always hear people brag about nano this, nano that, anyway, something stained with the word nano will immediately be tall!

"Okay, I'll give you this unlucky kid." I pulled the researcher's hand away and said to Panda, "Enlightenment, boy. You've been captured, and now you're in the "

Before I could finish speaking, Panda jumped up and said, "Captain, don't shoot, I'll surrender!" ”

My head was full of black lines: "What are you doing, why don't you let me put the scene and drag the words!" I'm still in a hurry to put it on the shelves! ”

Panda smiled and said, "I've already been enlightened, who is it for?" My little black workshop can't satisfy me anymore, you really make it so easy to make zuò by hand! That mechanical dragonfly was crushed by you, and I'm still distressed! ”

"Okay, okay, in the future, a research institute will cause you trouble, from now on you will be a scientific researcher of the Black Dragon Research Institute, and if you are bullied in the Northeast, you will mention the Shura Society, so that you can make it" I waved my hand.

Panda asked with a glint in his eyes, "Boss, since they are all my own people, can I ask you something?" ”

"Say!" I'm cool.

"What the hell is you? I see you have a weird tattoo on your back," Panda asked, stumbling.

I laughed and said, "You saw it?" See them all? ”

Everyone nodded.

I slapped Panda on the back of the head: "Made! Lao Tzu was photographed all over by you! ”

Panda grinned and ducked to the side, smirking at me.

"It's okay to sue you, in fact, if you want to check, you can ask your parents to ask, I can't explain it to you in detail, I have time to call home, and ask your parents about the battle of Shanhaiguan back then - I am the other end of the street, Lao Tzu has washed his hands in a golden basin, and he will only be a teacher's mother in the future and be monitored by you, and I almost scared Lao Tzu to death at that time, do you know? I thought that the underground forces were going to be wiped out! Lao Tzu has more than 100 people with guns and cannons, and the result is a bunch of little rabbits playing pranks with me! In order to make up for Lao Tzu's mental loss this time, the reading time will be reduced by one hour every day in the future, that one, don't wander with me, it's useless! When Lao Tzu mixed with society, I saw a lot of women, when will you be more beautiful than my daughter and come to seduce me again! I yelled at the hapless boys.

The children were in a low mood, and immediately rejoiced in order to survive the catastrophe.

"Woo woo woo survived" Flat Lori cried again.

"Panda, if you don't go home on Saturday and Sunday in the future, you will go to the research institute for an internship, remember, from now on you can walk sideways in the three eastern provinces" I smiled and said: "Dark group, retreat!" ”

The man in the black suit strode out of the dormitory neatly, leaving only me and the children, and now the T class is still taking a shower except for meow! I regret the bath time of Meow Mi, she loves to be clean, and she refuses to come out after taking a bath for less than an hour!

"Since everyone is here, then I will inform you by the way, next week the school has a class cultural festival that requires the class to be arranged according to your favorite style, this Saturday and Sunday, you go out to purchase, and start preparing on Monday - this time the top three schools have collective credits, so I announced: our class won the first place in the year group, and we will be rewarded with forty-eight hours of reading time; The second reward is 36 hours, and the third reward is 24 hours, if you don't enter the top three, the next Saturday and Sunday holiday will be canceled, and you will go to Lao Tzu's social practice! I continued to half-lie in my chair and announced like an old lady.

Immediately after that, someone asked, "Teacher, is the reading time for the whole class or per person?" ”

"Everyone! Time at your own disposal, you can be in the dormitory or in the class! I replied.

"Hooray!" When the children heard that I was appreciating the reading time, they were like chickens.

At this time, the door was pushed open - Meow Mi, wrapped in a bathrobe, appeared in full view, and if she could see through her hair, her ears were already red: "Master sleeps"

I planted my head on the ground, and under the narrow eyes of the students, I picked up my cat and ran to the teacher's dormitory.

In the eyes of his classmates, classmate Pan Da spread out his hands: "Don't look at me, I don't have any equipment if the little dragonfly is broken-besides, I'm following Teacher Yang now, I can't betray my eldest brother, not to mention this kind of scene, none of you can imagine what will happen next?" ”

"I don't know when I sleep in spring, and I smell birds everywhere.

The wind and rain came at night, and Sister Cat became a sister-in-law. "The little fat man was in a hurry.

These unlucky children are full of all kinds of pictures that are inappropriate for children, and there are various arrangements in their hearts, such as a Taoist version, an empty angel version, an East Hot version, and an X version

The development at this moment is in line with the brain supplement of these unlucky children, and it seems that the actual development is also transferred by people's will!

Oh God! Help me!