Chapter Seventy-Eight: Yang Mengmeng Who Was Pushed Back (The Meat Play Is Coming)
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I've been busy for most of the night, and now it's really time to go to bed - but Meow Mi is still lying in my bed with a dead face.
"Aren't you going to take care of that crybaby?" I asked.
"No!" Meow shook her head quickly and put her arm around me.
At this point, I was like a piece of wood, my whole body was stretched straight up, and I didn't dare to move at all, and Meow Mi was hugging me like an octopus - I was wearing nothing!
OMG! My land! Lao Tzu has been guarding himself like a jade for almost two years, but he didn't expect to fold it in the hands of a cat! Meow Mi exhaled and whispered in my ear: "Am I not pretty, master?" ”
"What are you going to do?" I asked.
"Aren't all maids obliged to do so?" Meow Mijiao smiled.
I gritted my teeth and said bitterly, "You're playing with fire!" ”
"Oh, it's so uncomfortable for the master's patience, you don't seem to have done it in two years, right?" Meow Mi stroked my chest with her little hands and kept drawing circles.
The chief of the inspector took refuge in Emperor Su Xi, and bowed to the seven jugs, I praise the great Zhun Ti today, and I only wish mercy and protection, and there is no sassy murmuring in the south. The three bodhisattvas. Murmuring. Nephew him. Hmmm. Twist the subject. Quasi-Ti Suo Po He
Any idea what I'm reading? "Bodhi Pure Heart Mantra"! Buddha! Take this demon! The disciple couldn't hold on!
"Cats! We're father and daughter! It can't be like this! I spoke bitterly and comforted, but my hoarse voice betrayed the essence of my weakness.
"Fake! I was raised by you, besides, aren't Kozo Akizuki and Ellie also father and daughter? Meow said.
Made! Made! Where did she see this classic scene? Where is it? Even remember people's names! Let's pit people! The cliff is a little fat man! That grandson is the people's artist, the knight of the Holy Seed Spread! This catastrophe has passed, and Lao Tzu can't spare him!
"Come on, I'm a cat who won't use you to be responsible" Meow Mi stretched out her little tongue behind my ears and licked it carefully, licked Made, Lao Tzu is going to die!
"You can't, you can't" At this moment, my eyes have turned red into rabbits, and my mouth is still carrying out meaningless resistance, this Nima rhythm is not right! This is a reverse push!
I rolled over and pressed the meow under me: "You forced me!" ”
Meow Mi's eyes narrowed, and he hooked my waist with his tail: "Afraid of you?" ”
(Purify the screen, the world is peaceful, we are the guardians of the core value system of socialism, and we are moral models among the authors of novels.) I can't describe this scene in words, because I'm afraid that the overly delicate description will attract "big river crabs" or "courier brothers". You must know that I am from the Chinese department, this description is simply a piece of cake, but if I really write it, this book is basically the same as "Bai Jie's Story"! )
Out of the professional ethics of a writer, I decided to leave keywords for everyone to make up for themselves - I am a writer with a conscience!
The key words are: winding paths lead to secluded places, and the flowers and trees in the city are deep; The grass is green, towering into the clouds, soaring into the sky, turning the clouds and raining, panting, three dozen white bone spirits, uh-huh, ah, the new eyebrows are drawn, and Lang Ma is hissing. The shape shì is reversed, from slow to urgent, smashing the yellow dragon, capturing the thief and capturing the king first, sweating profusely, speechless and choking, looking up at the bright moon, love to fight to win
The above keywords are incomplete versions, and the order is random and out of order, if you really can't make it up in your brain, please leave me a message in the comment area, and I will deal with it after the reward.
Back to the point
The night is still so beautiful.
I'm still sleeping, so Nima is tired! Meow Mi's body lì can be said to be unparalleled in the world, and it is definitely me who is tired of fighting with her! I gently touched my meow's long hair, which was soaked in sweat and felt greasy to the touch, but it felt close to cat hair!
Lao Tzu was pushed backwards! I silently lit a cigarette, and afterwards a cigarette beat the living immortals. (Author's note: I haven't verified this sentence, because I don't smoke, well, the main reason is that I'm a virgin, and I don't meet both conditions)
Looking at the starry sky, I can't help but smile wryly, how many owners have been played by their pets? Yes, I've seen it too—I really have one in those collections, do I need to recommend some to everyone? For example, a certain Susan sister of Mi imperialism is very open, and there is a certain movie written about **** hybridization, isn't it? Looking at the name, there is a sense of obscenity!
"Hey! What the hell do you think is wrong with you? I've been nervous for the past few days, and it's up to me not to leave! I asked, shaking my meow.
"Don't be tired of sleeping," meow muttered half-asleep.
I let her go and let her sleep well, and I also closed my eyes and began to brush up my relationship history, I didn't think about it before, just recently provoked a wit! Meow Mi, Xue Xuening, and Nalan Mingmei, who is far away in the provincial capital, these are not easy to mess with, a strong woman who is soft and soft inside, a cold on the outside and a hot ice queen on the inside, and one who doesn't care about her! She's a cat!
What to do? Open a harem? If the harem is to be so easy to open, everyone will be the protagonist of the novel! Is it really so easy to be Long Aotian? ! Others don't talk about it, as long as Xue Xuening knows what happened to me and Meow Mi, she can definitely pick up a kitchen knife and cut me from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road! Nalan Mingmei and Meow Mi are easy to deal with, but the most difficult thing to solve is Xue Xuening, the mother of the main palace! To be honest, I owe her, she gave up her family and business to come to Beiwei for me, how can I pay back this kind of affection? Oh my God, take it one step at a time!
If I really want to be cut, please send a message to my mother for me and tell her - I really don't want to be a eunuch!
Just kidding, it's kind of a bittersweet exercise. Everyone is worried about how to find a partner, only I am worried about how to deal with the relationship between multiple women, is this a sweet trouble? Fart! Sweet fart! Why can Lao Tzu be tempted by Meow Mi, isn't it that Lao Tzu has been vegetarian for almost two years? Xue Xuening said, don't let me touch her if she doesn't get married, Nalan Mingmei is too far away, I can't touch it at all!
Regardless of him! Love! The blood of Aries has endowed me with a strong self-soothing ability and the ability to be heartless, and the heartlessness of meowing may be infected by me.
Thinking about it I fell asleep, tomorrow is another day, but at the beginning of the new day, I must kill the little fat man! If there is no him, Lao Tzu can be meowed and pushed backwards? It feels good, but I'm ashamed! The big man was pushed backwards - or by pets, if this is spread out, Lao Tzu doesn't have to mix, and the big brother doesn't have to be a big brother, or commit suicide!
When I asked Meow Mi the next morning why she did this, Meow Mi simply threw me the word: "Meow in heat!" ”
Meow Mi, who solved the physiological problem, ran out to play with her classmates in a little princess dress, leaving me alone in the wind - what the hell am I? Doll? I seem