"Old Yang! Son married! Congratulations! ”

"Meng Meng has married a daughter-in-law! A hundred is not too little! ”

"Lao Yang, smoking, be an old man today, and be a grandfather next year to report his grandson!"

Daddy couldn't close his mouth with a smile, the process of changing from a foreigner to a local was undoubtedly difficult, but at this moment everyone treated him as their own, which was a good feeling. ｗｗ?ｗ?．?

The people of the village, dressed in decent clothes, gathered in the small square in the middle of the village, which was usually empty, is now crowded with dozens of tables and dozens of parasols - all raised from each family.

That's how the village banquet is, except for ingredients, tobacco, alcohol, and firecrackers, there is no need for any additional expenses! A qiē is made up by everyone a little bit of you and me, and even the dishes and chopsticks are brought by each family, which is particularly interesting!

At the east end of the small square, there is a black smoke boundary, where there is a makeshift kitchen, and several large stoves can be used together to cook on a large pot! This is the Northeast, the Northeast countryside with fierce folk customs.

The children grab a handful of candy on the table and run around, venting their happiness - only on this kind of happy day can children eat unlimited candy without being scolded by adults! The men sat at a table smoking and playing cards, the women were helping to wash and chop vegetables, and 99% of the people in the village were concentrated in the small square, which can be regarded as an empty alley!

Xue Ning and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly: "This dress is too old-fashioned"

"This seems to be what our mother wore when she got married, right?" Xue Xue Ning asked with a wry smile.

I looked at it carefully: "No! It's just that the style is about the same, I never thought that I would have to wear this thing when I got married, and I didn't let the knife come over to them, otherwise this face would be lost! ”

"Meow, the master is very festive when he dresses like this!" Meow Mi squatted on the tree and mocked.

"Don't come down! Look at me and I've got you," I yelled angrily.

Nalan Akemi stood aside and smiled silently, but looking at her trembling shoulders, she knew that she had endured a lot.

"Laugh if you want," I said, hanging my head.

"Hahahaha!23333" bursts of laughter like silver bells came from the courtyard, drifting farther and farther into the sky.

I picked up the phone impatiently: "Dad, do you want to wear this like this?" ”

"Less nonsense! You'll have to do it all over again, too! Get out of here! Daddy yelled on the other end of the phone.

"Let's go, mother, my dad has announced the two of us!" I hung up the phone and said helplessly.

I helped Xue Xue Ning walk out step by step - no wonder Xue Ning and I looked helpless, it was really this wedding dress that was too inhumane! Oh, I don't even want to describe it! The picture is too beautiful to imagine. If you really want to find a sense of déjà vu, you can search for the dress worn by a certain blanket star at a film festival that was ruined by the Northeast

Mine is even more excessive! It's like pouring out the shroud out of the coffin board and painting it red! That one has made me unable to complain! What if you get me a tiara? I knew that I wouldn't give my Da Zhou imperial dress to Zhao Fairy, how good it would be to use it when I got married! Even if it is a longevity, it is stronger than this set of flowery brand shrouds!

Anyway, how did Zhao Fairy's cosplay show go? I haven't asked him since I came back, forget it, don't ask, there is Sima Liuli in the heart, I don't need to cāo at all! I'm still ready to prepare for this hurdle!

You must know that it is easy to lose half your life when you get married in the countryside of Northeast China, so there will be no hole in the house here! Just drink! Our principle is: as long as you don't drink to death, drink to death! As today's groom, I don't get drugged out!

Damn, thanks to my amazement for so many years, and the amount of alcohol has been practiced, otherwise I would never have survived to twelve o'clock at noon!

"Xue Ning, after a while, others advise you not to drink, if you take the first sip, you won't have a head! Let me do all the wine, hey 60 degrees fever, I haven't drunk it in years," I bowed my head and sighed.

Xue Xue Ning exclaimed: "Sixty degrees? You are crazy! ”

"Crazy what? Is sixty degrees a lot? Here, I drink 62 degrees of small shochu to ward off the cold in winter, and I can light it when I touch a spark! Do you see those tables of uncles? That table is the main force today, basically each of them is a two-pound amount! I gestured to a table near the center of the square.

Xue Xue Ning asked with a pale face, "You'll be fine, right?" ”

I swallowed and foamed at the mouth and said fiercely, "I hope!" As long as the wheels don't come, I should be fine."

When my father saw me and Xue Ning coming, he pulled me to the table with a smile on his face: "This is my son and daughter-in-law!" How? I'm sorry for you! Let you always say that I don't learn well with Meng Meng! How? Didn't you still marry a beautiful daughter-in-law? ”

"Hey! Why does Lao Yang hold such a grudge? Come! Drink! A loud voice sounded on the table, and the old man did not refuse, and he picked up a large porcelain bowl and dried it, and I was so panicked that I smiled and said, "Come, uncles, I salute you with a bowl"

See? Bowl! Also Nima is a bowl of the sea! A bowl will cost Nima half a catty! Two catties can't carry four bowls!

The folk customs are not like this!

It's also my fault, I went out to mix when I was a child, and I basically didn't go home much after I was a teenager, and I don't know much about the folk customs of the village, Made! Tynyima can drink!

I grabbed Xue Xuening's hand and ran away! Damn! My two-and-a-half-pound drink is wasted! I didn't think I was weak with two and a half pounds of alcohol before, but when I returned to the village, why did I feel like I was still a child?

I quietly asked my mother, "How can these people drink so well?" ”

My mother smiled: "You can't compare to these people when they were young, their families were poor, they couldn't afford coal to burn the fire, they could only hold the quilt and shiver in winter in order to keep warm, these people let the brigade approve the grain and make their own wine, all of them were sixty degrees of burning knives when they were cold and drank a bowl when they were cold, and they drank a bowl when they were cold, and these people couldn't fall down with ten bowls and eight bowls each."

"There's no alcoholism?" Xue Xue Ning asked.

My mother thought for a while: "I'm about to freeze to death, there's still alcohol poisoning!" At that time, people just wanted to live! At that time, the Northeast was not the same as it is now, it was much colder than now! It's normal to freeze only one ear in winter, and the spit falls into ice! ”

I am silent, this Nima is really on the verge of life and death! I'm really in a hurry!

"What about my dad? How can he drink so well? I asked.

My mother smiled mysteriously: "You can also drink when you reach the realm of the Martial God!" The wine your dad drank was expelled before it was absorbed."

"Mom, how do you know about the Martial God?" I asked with a wistful expression.

Mom stretched out her palm and slapped it on the ground, and saw dust splashing on the ground, damn it! Reaching out for the wind? Valkyrie Dacheng? This Nima is a realm of legends! It's not scientific! It's not scientific!

My mother said leisurely with her hands behind her back: "Why do you think your father is so obedient?" He's beaten me! ”

I pinched my arm hard - pain is not a dream! Not a dream! Mom, how did this realm of martial god realm come about? That's not my mom! That's not my mom! That's definitely not my mom!

What's going on? It looks like the father of the martial god, the mother of the martial god, the old couple is going against the sky!

Is Valkyrie a cabbage? Is it cabbage? It's not scientific!

Forgive me for going crazy! This situation is as terrifying and fantastical as when you find out that the old man who sells popsicles at your doorstep every day is a high-ranking official and the richest man. (To be continued.) )