ps. warmly celebrate the author Junshun lì off the single, vomiting blood ten more today

At nine o'clock in the evening, the two old men who had drunk too much were lying in the courtyard blowing the autumn wind, and Mars was shining under the moon.

"Daddy, I need an explanation," I said, tongue wide.

Daddy glanced at me: "What's the explanation?" What explanation do I owe you? ”

"My mother!" I said viciously.

Dad lowered his head and spit: "What's wrong with your mother?" Isn't it nice? ”

"My mother is a martial god! The godlessness of Dacheng Realm! I said depressedly.

"I don't know about this, I couldn't beat your mother when she married me! At that time, I was admitted to college in order to chase your mother and became your mother's junior. Daddy took a cigarette in his mouth and fell into endless memories.

"At that time, your mother was quiet, and her smile was very beautiful, and the dimples on your face were with your mother," said Dad with a happy face.

I glared and said, "And then?" ”

"I'm going to go, I have to chase it! At that time, I was kicked out of the Yang family by your grandfather, and I am no longer the eldest young master of the Yang family, so we have no money and no power, but your father and I have martial arts! At that time, your father and I were already S-level masters! "Tyrant Knife Technique" is superb, there is no opponent in the same level, and I can be called a sideways store in school! So your dad and I rampantly subdued the martial arts club and became the leader of the martial arts club," dad took a puff of cigarette and continued.

"It's crooked! My mom! My mom! I said eagerly.

"Dead child! Can't you just listen to me slowly? Dad slapped me on the back of the head: "Your mother is a top student, she has always been the first and second in the department, and there are countless people chasing your mother, and you can line up from the south gate to the north gate!" ”

"Then I backed up to the martial arts club, interviewed the suitors one by one, reasoned with them, and let them take the initiative to withdraw from the competition - as for how to explain the reason, I am not convenient to elaborate" Dad's old face blushed for no reason, but the moonlight was too dark for me to see clearly.

"Your mom found out about this somehow, and then your mom was angry - after all, girls, it feels good to be pursued! So your mom went out one night to talk to me, a junior. It was a dark and windy night, and it was a very good night for a hey-hey-hey-hey, and your mother was standing under the willow tree waiting for me to come, and there were several hooligans lying under her feet." ”

Dad said helplessly: "Your mother didn't say a word when she saw me, a flying foot came over, do you know, looking at your mother's powerful flying feet, I was blindfolded, people without martial arts foundation can't kick out such beautiful flying feet, I was put down by your mother without noticing, and then your mother took off my joints with a small grab."

I grew my mouth and looked confused: "You were beaten by my mother?" ”

"That's right! That night, your mother used a total of 36 small grapples, 72 big grapples, and more than a dozen other martial arts on me, and then asked someone to carry me to the dormitory - you know! Your mother is pretending to be a brave passerby! "Daddy covered his face and told me about his black history. This is a confidential thing in my house, and if my father hadn't drunk too much, he would never have been able to get it! That is, I got married today, and my father drank so much wine when he was happy, otherwise I would never have seen him drunk!

If I come out with every set of these things, my dad will definitely bring them into the coffin board and won't tell me about them!

"And then? After you were carried back to your dorm? I asked, confused.

"And then? Recuperate! Do you know! It's your mother who comes to take care of me every day! Think about it, this sour and refreshing Cheng dù in my heart dismantles people, and then takes care of them every day, what kind of routine is this? I later asked your mother why, and your mother never told me, and then I wrote the letter every day with the repaired hand—one a day, and someone sent it to your mother for three hundred and sixty-five days! Thank you grandpa, the Yang family's collection of books is so rich, it's like a library! I've been reading a lot since I was a child, otherwise it's absolutely impossible if it doesn't be the same for 365 days! At that time, there was no Internet! Dad said with a sigh on his face.

"You still haven't told me where my mother's martial arts came from!" I said speechlessly.

"I don't know! I couldn't beat her when I first met her! She hasn't told me for so many years, you know your mother, she doesn't want us to know, she will never say it herself," Dad said helplessly.

"Well, you have a good point, I am speechless, but since my mother is a martial god, how can she age so quickly? This is not scientific! I asked.

"Hey! You've found out! I think your mother seems to have changed her real appearance, she is definitely much younger than she is now, and standing with your wife is definitely like a sister! Daddy rubbed his hands.

"Why is she so disguised! One day is not poor enough to toss, everyone is desperate for plastic surgery and beauty to become younger, she is good, first make herself like a fifty-year-old old lady, although she is fifty"

"Who knows! No one can guess your mother's thoughts, and I haven't studied your mother's thoughts for most of my life! Believe it or not, with your mother's current martial arts realm, our two of us are not enough to beat her alone! Daddy said indignantly.

"I believe it!" I nodded thoughtfully: "Stretch out your hand to become the wind, the martial god is complete, just kidding!" Hey, have you entered the Martial God Realm? ”

Dad nodded: "If the realm of the great grandmaster is to master martial arts, then the realm of martial arts is to master martial arts, and the deeper the martial arts comprehension, the more unpredictable it is." I once saw your mother feeding the hens, and the millet was all ground by herself with real qi! ”

"Are you saying that when you reach the Martial God Realm, people will produce true qi?" I asked.

Dad nodded: "That's right, the people at that time opened their own evolution keys and climbed to a new www.biquge.info of Biqu Pavilion." The martial artist is almost the same as what is written in the martial arts novel, and the martial god should open up his own eight veins of the strange meridian if he cultivates further, and your mother seems to have opened up the tendons and veins almost, what is it called reaching out to the wind? Every move is pulling the true qi in the body, that is, reaching out into the wind, you are still far away"

It's unreasonable! I always feel that my father and my mother are more like the protagonists than me! Why is that? Anyway, I'm not afraid of bullying in the future! A father who has just entered the martial gods, a mother who protects his short-term nature and the martial gods! I always feel that my family is going against the sky! At best, there are only a few martial gods in the guardian family, but my family is squatting with two martial gods!

I patted my ass and stood up: "Hit! Go back to your room and sleep! ”

Daddy smirked, "Which one do you sleep with?" ”

My face changed! Yes! Which one should I sleep with? That's a big problem!

Flop? This one is too feudal!

Lottery? Forget it, they can castrate me

It's all over the calf!

Sleep on your own!

It's better to sleep on your own! (To be continued.) )