This chapter is sponsored by the remaining empty bed of Daguang's classmates who I squeezed away - the brother who slept on my diagonal bunk is my pajamas

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. Xiao Pepper has not relaxed the practice of taekwondo in the past two years, I estimate that this product has at least five black belts is not that her martial arts value is only five dan, but that she can only get five dans at her age, from the root point of view, her talent is very good, and it can even be said that she is better than me.

Look at me in the past few years: doing odd jobs, setting up stalls, asking for food, helping people stand on the field, going to the gym to run at most, doing strength equipment, if I wasn't diligent in exercising, my little belly would have come out a long time ago. Martial arts? It's long deserted, no, no! My situation is very unfavorable!

It seems that it is not good to have too many days of leisure, born in sorrow and die in peace, in case the enemy of the year comes to the door, I will be hacked to death! Little Pepper taught me a lesson, and the name of this lesson is: Karma is good at diligence and ridiculous!

The essence of taekwondo lies in speed and strength, girls have a natural weakness compared to boys in strength, so she worked speed, and the chain legs kicked with the wind, so that I was overwhelmed by the disadvantage.

Some people think that those who practice taekwondo will throw off and fly back, but in fact, this is pride and prejudice, and the name of taekwondo is obvious! Taekwondo is the meaning of the feet, fist is the meaning of the hand, and the kung fu in the hands of the advanced taekwondo practitioners is not bad, but they usually like to use leg skills, after all, the boxing proverb says that one inch is long, one inch is strong, one inch is short, and one inch is dangerous.

At this time, I was in an unfortunate situation of playing short and long, who made me die wearing jeans? It's hard to move, let alone shine on the flying legs! Jeans are the public enemy of a martial artist who cultivates the leg technique, so I shouldn't wear it out!

Thanks to my unlucky master who taught me kung fu first taught me to defend, he told me to pass me: apprentice, if you can block all the moves with Wang Baquan, then you are also a master, the highest level of martial arts is to win without moves For this reason, he has never taught me any routines, so he ravages me with punches and feet all day long, poor I can't fight back, I can only defend!

I'm familiar with this kind of situation, and the memory of the old man ravaging me is already engraved in my body's conditioned reflexes, so don't look at me being pressed so hard, but I'm not in danger at all. Although there is no physical danger, it is quite embarrassing to be pressed and beaten by a girl for so long, isn't it?

To be honest, my fist and foot kung fu is really not good, I don't need to invite a master of Guoshu, just come out with a master of Guoshu who practices boxing and feet, and I can be put down in less than a hundred moves. Of course, those "masters" who even sell their fame and reputation don't need to be invited, and if I can't do it, it's also trained by that perverted old man, even if I don't have the ability, it's the martial arts master who beats me every day, and my ability has to rise, right?

I'll talk about my master later, and my head hurts when I mention him, it hurts! So let's talk about it, talk about it again!

Since I can't punch and kick, how can I hit the sky? All my strength is on the sword! I am definitely not a heavyweight player with a knife and empty-handed, I definitely dare to call anyone with a knife, my master can't beat me with a knife empty-handed, let him take a knife? That's not good, as soon as he lights up, I'll definitely run away! Look for death! Fight with the heirs of the devil's broadsword team?

At this time, I regret it, even if I am given a pickaxe? The taste of empty hands is really unpleasant! You have to be ravaged by Violent Pepper!

I and Xiao Pepper fought very uncomfortable, because the two of us are not the same way, her taekwondo is the art of self-cultivation, the emphasis is on fighting, the emphasis is on scoring and winning, I practice the art of fighting, that is really fatal! To be honest, if I fight to the death with her, she can't go to my ten moves, the first five moves are to endure the pain and be beaten, and the last five moves are my desperate counterattack, I can't kill her without injury, the best result is to exchange injuries for lives!

Depressed! I don't want to hurt her, and I don't want to be beaten by her, do I? This girl is all bright! Three-legged in the air! OMG! This was Grandmaster Bruce Lee's stunt back then, and it was actually made out by this little pepper! Those three kicks hurt my left arm! I didn't use my own arms to block before.,The standard equipment of my buddies is the left-handed Emei right-handed knife.,The knife everyone understands.,My left hand is a kind of Qimen blade called Emei Thorn.,This thing can be stabbed.,The most important thing is that this game should be able to block! After having the Emei stab, the pressure on my left arm is much less, and this game should be able to block even the knife, let alone the fists and feet?

After a chain of three legs, there was a windmill whirlwind and kicked a hippie girl.,This girl can see that I can't kick my legs, right? Rely on all kinds of leg tricks to crush me? Taekwondo's legs are gorgeous, which is recognized, but you can't use me as a target, can you? It's so faceless!

The main thing is that I still don't want to hurt her lose-lose style of play, I have too much in my head, but the result is definitely a never-ending situation, so if I want to continue to fight decently, I can only continue to meet her tomahawk-like thighs with painful arms, although I admit that her calf elasticity is very good, but the elasticity of the calf bone is bad!

Meow Mi looked at this situation and was anxious, her cutest master was bullied by a vicious mother-in-law, in her eyes, I am the queen's private property (the worldview of animals), and I have to look at the pet to beat the owner! Meow Mi was suddenly unhappy! In the eyes of Meow Mi, there are only two things: the owner and other creatures like the owner, since the owner was bullied by a "mother", it is necessary for the pet to stand up for the owner.

In the place that Pepper and I ignored, Meow Mi underwent a slight change in shape: her narrow eyes were round, her sleek toenails became sharp, and even her tail became fluffy, like a short-eared fox! In her mouth, two fangs slowly grew, and this qiē change was completed in a very short time, so fast that I didn't even notice it.

"Meow!" Meow Mi let out an angry roar, rushed at Pepper like a monkey (described as fast), slapped Pepper on the lower abdomen, and then fanned Pepper away with a strong hand. It's not an exaggeration at all, it's really a fan that flies more than five meters! Thanks to the fact that this place has been occupied by the Taekwondo Club for a long time, even the walls have been treated with soft bags, and the backpack is covered with a layer of 30 centimeters thick cushioning sponge, otherwise Little Pepper will be seriously injured if she doesn't die, Meow Mi protected me behind me like a female cat who guards her cubs, bared her teeth at Little Pepper, and signaled her to stay away from me.

Little Pepper, who got up from the ground, looked at me and Meow Mi with frightened eyes, and she pointed at Meow Mi with a trembling finger: "This is your daughter?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders: "Your father who opened a martial arts gym may have heard that there is a kind of bone in martial arts called innate divine power, and they have the speed and strength of a heavenly family, such as the overlord of Western Chu who can carry the tripod, or Li Yuanba, who fought all over the invincible opponents of the Sui and Tang dynasties, and finally scolded God for being killed by a thunderbolt." That's why I take her with me everywhere I go, and I can't stop her sometimes when she's crazy. If you see it today, you have to keep it a secret from me, or I will destroy your whole family. ”

My expression became more and more poignant, and the murderous aura accumulated over the years exploded directly, if it weren't for the fact that this was not a place to kill, I might have killed this little pepper directly, I can't blame me for my life, Meow Mi's identity is too special! She's a cat!

Little Pepper's face sank, and he asked coldly, "Who are you?" Someone who can kill so many people will never be unknown and leave your name. ”

I slowly took off my pure black vest, revealing the huge tattoo on my back, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and sighed: "Half angel and half demon, laughing all over the life of the gods and Buddhas, the corpse mountain and the sea of blood Yang Tian laughed, sad and lamentable a Shura." ”

Pepper's eyes shrank and she asked, "Who the hell are you?" ”

I was like a weasel who had been beaten with a stick, put on a vest and shirt, grabbed the meow that was still in a circle, turned around and ran! What a shame! Looking up at the starry sky and reading poems with people for a long time, people don't know who I am! Am I down to this now? Generations of talented people come out, a generation of new people replace the old, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach! -

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In a large manor, an uncle Ben in a Tang costume and a small coat was basking in the sun, lying on a rocking chair and sipping tea, while shouting to the disciple in front of him: "Lung, punch and kick!" Kicking the horse step fight and beating the mother! If you can't even learn five-step boxing, why do you want to learn martial arts? I don't care if you're a leader or not! If you learn martial arts from Lao Tzu, I will be responsible for you! ”

At this time, the mobile phone in the uncle's coat rang: "Selling my love forces me to leave, love is not something you want to buy, you can sell it if you want to buy"

A certain leader apprentice immediately burst out laughing, and the horse steps suddenly became crooked, and the straddle fell crookedly.

The uncle waved his hand: "Get out!" ”

After blasting away the apprentice, the uncle hurriedly changed his flattering tone and picked up the phone: "Hey? Daughter? Don't get mad at your dad? Go home and learn kung fu more, so good, I won't stop you from learning taekwondo, okay? Girl, you're twenty-six or seven, it's time to get married, I'm not in a hurry, and your mother is in a hurry, what? Are you going to get married? Which grandson would dare touch my daughter? Oh, people didn't agree with Made? Dare to look down on my daughter? Who are you talking about? I led someone to cut him down! No, let your senior brother send someone from the military region, oh what? Destroy my whole family? Little Bunny! Are today's young people so uninhibited? Yang Tianxiao? Don't know if there's a poem? Yoh? Are the children quite mixed now? Come, read to me half angel and half demon? Hehe, don't interrupt you, you continue, I will continue to listen to and laugh all over the Cangsheng Slaughtering God Buddha, the corpse mountain and the sea of blood Yang Tian laughed, it's sad and sad that this kid is very crazy."

As soon as he said this, a figure suddenly shook out of the uncle's head, so he swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "That daughter, is that child a Northeast accent?" yes, does he have a tattoo on him? Yes, it's beautiful, half angel, half devil, daughter, why don't you drop out of school, let's not study for a doctorate, okay? You're dangerous right now, listen to me, how far away is that kid? What? You're going to marry him? No, no, no, no! If he doesn't marry? You melon girl! Head in the blue moon? What? And let him slam the door upside down? Daughter, hey, you save your worry for your father, I'm only fifty! ”

The uncle listened to the busy tone on the phone with a bitter face, and hurriedly ran to the door to call his apprentice: "Qi Nan! Gua baby! Hurry up and book me a ticket! It's too late, and my daughter is gone! ”

The apprentice hurriedly took out his mobile phone and sent the secretary to book a plane ticket, then drove his Audi and drove the uncle straight to the airport, and the row was the provincial No. 001