This chapter is sponsored by the banana that the author Jun Xin bought - dear, this is for eating, isn't it~~~~

"Why are you so good at sitting down?" I sat opposite Meow Mi, looked her up and down carefully, and found that she was no different from usual, but there was a little bit of fatigue between her eyebrows, and her mental state was quite good, and she could be more than half a meter high when she saw sweet and sour cod.

"Meow?" Meow Mi tilted her head and pretended to be pure with me, this witch cat!

"Ahem! Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting! I said angrily with a straight face.

Meow Mi hurriedly made a flattering gesture, rubbing his face on my chest, rubbing and rubbing, a cat with human wisdom is too difficult to manage, and no one can control it when it comes to selling cuteness!

"Actually, people don't know what's going on," meowed and said, "I just can't see the power that you are bullied and don't know where it comes from, and there is only one thought in my head - to fly that bad woman"

I gasped and it seemed that her state of infinite strength was controllable, and she would explode when she had problems with her mental state, such as being overly harassed by me or when I was being bullied, the perfect incarnation of a catwoman warrior, infinite strength and boundless speed.

I estimated that the state of the god of war possessed by the meow Mi was easy and happy to destroy the peak of my peak, even if I carried my characteristic tungsten steel precision-cast mountain knife in my hand, it would not help, and I didn't need ten moves to beat meow. Made! There's nothing more humanoid than this! Back then, I was named Shura with a big knife, and if the power of Meow Mi was used by the bad guys, my God, the peaceful underground order would have to be reorganized.

The matter of meowing must be kept secret, and if it really doesn't work, I can only kill Pepper. I have never admitted the secrecy of a woman's mouth, although there are heroes such as Sister Jiang and Liu Hulan among women, but it is a woman's nature to have a broken mouth, even if this woman is a female doctor!

The days still have to live, but they still have to eat, and the COS exhibition still has to be held. I still remember that stupid big girl T who took me as a rival in love (check it yourself, don't ask me, it's taboo) wanted to compete with me in tailoring skills. In fact, I didn't have any psychological pressure at all, and she didn't say that it had to be something new for a period of time, and there was something in my cabinet that pressed the bottom of the box to properly crush her

Hey, no matter how brilliant it is in front of people, when you get home, you always have to return to the ordinary life of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, even if you are a man chasing the wind, you have to eat, don't you? Otherwise, you will die in the middle of the road like Kuafu.

As soon as I got older, I like to sigh - this is directly related to the fact that I have studied literature for four years, every spring is sad and spring, every autumn is sad, I can sigh a dull life when I stare at the ceiling, I am definitely a natural poet! Absolute! But I can only smash my head against the wall to lament that I was born in the wrong era, this is an era that can starve poets to death, this is an era without poetry

For example, in front of me, I used my small mouth to blow the little tender hands that were scalded by eating sweet and sour cod just out of the pot with my hands. She is the public enemy of human grace, she directly shattered all my sighs, and I can only return to the reality of despair from poetry.

"Wash your hands! Grandma! "I covered my head and said with a headache, it's been a few days! Eating with this product is still a chicken and a dog jumping, I have more than once scolded her for eating with her hands to catch the vice, although every time she scolded her with a "I know that I will never do it again" eyes to answer me, but every time I see something delicious, I will definitely subconsciously grasp it with my hands! Could it be that Meow, who likes to eat fish, also has the same memory as fish for only seven seconds?

In fact, this kind of life is also very good, some people say that they laugh and laugh, at least they will not be lonely, and they will not look up at the moonlight and think of the woman's side face one night.

After serving my ancestors' meals, I have to take her out for a walk! I don't know where I saw the ridiculous remark that "walk a hundred steps after dinner and live to ninety-nine", and jumped high to ask me to take her out for a walk! Out of a humanitarian and kind heart, I took her out for a walk with a joyful heart

Well, I'll tell you the truth that I was threatened, I don't know when, she was already proficient in controlling her own deformation, and when she gently put her sharp nails on the fabric sofa I bought for more than 2,000 yuan and looked at me with a smile, I raised my hand and surrendered!

Threatened! Threatened by pets! I'm threatened by a pet that looks like a little girl! Especially after being threatened, I can't beat her! Thanks to this, only me and Meow Mi know, if this is known by those guys in the rivers and lakes, they will definitely laugh until they lie on the ground and twitch - the dignified Shura Yang Xiaotian was actually threatened by a cat! What a joke! This news can definitely become one of the top 10 hot posts that move the underground world!

You must know that the underground world has its own news network, and even we have our own forum, don't lie, you don't need to mind when you see this kind of thing:

For example, the middle-level management of a gang will post like this: Tieluo Gang is looking for skilled thugs, requiring a high school degree or above, mixed social experience is preferred, college graduates 211, 985 are preferred, with good treatment, five insurances and one housing fund, with personal insurance, one person dies in battle and the whole family is glorious, welcome to consult, contact number 138XXXXXXXX

Or a certain big guy will send a picture of himself as the landlord: Today I drank with the pickaxe gang boss Lao Wang, Lao Wang drank too much, took off his clothes and danced, there is a picture and J8

Of course, there will also be minion replies below: sofas, benches, floors, etc., and there will also be people replying: the boss is mighty and the like.

The emergence of this harmonious and prosperous world still has something to do with me, since I retired after the underground world has become calmer, coupled with the pressure from above, so no one dares to move, everyone has turned from black to gray, one by one from professional thugs, safflower double sticks to the company's white-collar workers, company security guards and fitness coaches, so the previous tense underground world has become now a situation of singing and dancing, sometimes I see it and think it's quite wonderful. Of course, I'm lazy to destroy this situation, this qiē has nothing to do with me, I'm just a cat named Yang Mengmeng.

Meow Mi looks very happy, it seems that as long as she walks with me, she will feel very happy, although she has been obsessed with my shoulder, but I will never allow her to climb on my shoulder! Never!

I wore a shirt and grinned, sitting on the park bench with a cigarette in my mouth like a bad young man, watching Meow Mi jumping around on the lawn, silently spitting out a smoke ring, hey It would be nice if I could be so calm all the time, the days when the author didn't block me were good days!

Of course, this is impossible! No, trouble arose again Xue Xue Ning drove her little mini in front of me: "Yang Mengmeng!" What a coincidence! ”

I slammed the cigarette on the ground: "Author-kun! You bastard! ”