"Okay, audience friends, I believe everyone can see it, we are playing the two people here, in the Northeast that pimple, the two of us have to take care of the two, in fact, we are two people, and then we will bring you the classic Northeast two people turn to the New Year, applaud first and then enjoy!" The belly man has officially started to report the curtain. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What's the hurry? Are you in a hurry to be reincarnated? The monkey is in a hurry, as the saying goes, people have left a name and a goose has left a voice, have you introduced yourself? ”

"Nope!"

"Well, his name is soybean, my name is Xiaodou, and the name in my stomach is Xiaoxiaodou, and I was seeded by this soybean last night, just like that, I was very reluctant to get pregnant, oops, our family of three came from the Northeast to perform for everyone, what are you doing with your precious applause and shouts?"

"Hahaha, good!" The audience was completely mobilized in this way, and everyone was in high spirits, for the people of Yide Town, it was a beautiful thing that was difficult to encounter in a year and a half to have such a free performance after dinner, isn't it just applause! Jia Xiaonong, Zhang Kun, Li Xue and others were also amused by this pair of witty language that was appreciated by both living treasures and elegant customs.

After singing a song full of Northeast flavor of the New Year's greetings, Soybean and Xiaodou began to talk and sing on the stage, for a while, the entire temporary tent was already crowded with people, and even outside the tent was crowded.

The humorous soybeans and adzuki beans performed boldly and exaggeratedly on the stage, and ushered in bursts of fierce applause and shouts. At the end, the belly man said, "Audience friends, are you happy? ”

"Happy!" Most of the people shouted.

"Then you tell me that you're happy because of Xiaodou, raise your hand and I'll see how many?"

Most of the people in the audience raised their hands.

Soybean smiled: "I think I'm happy because of my soybean's existence, don't raise your hand, you see, it's all it, Xiaodou, get out, don't be ashamed!" The two of them scuffled and stepped off the stage.

It's hilarious, too! All the audience was so happy that they couldn't keep their mouths shut.

At this time, a woman with glasses in a formal dress walked on the stage and said unhurriedly: "Thank you to the old folks for being able to come to our performance after tea and dinner, everyone must have seen it now, there are twelve big characters on the stage background behind me, the Golden Bull Mall is a huge offer, and a million gifts are returned." Yes, we are engaged in publicity, let me introduce myself, I am the sales director of Taurus Mall, everyone calls me Maomao! ”

Mao Mao paused, continued: "Taurus shopping mall is a famous international shopping mall in Hong Kong, but also a collection of online sales and store sales as one of the big shops, today with this rare opportunity, I will first tell you about the benefits of online shopping: first, cheap, the store price of more than 500 clothes, only need more than 100 online; Second, convenient, you just need to add your favorite items to the shopping cart, pay the bill, and then wait to receive the goods; Third, fast, no need to run all over the street, you just need to sit in front of the computer, you can browse the world's famous products! ”

"Not bad, not bad!" Many people who had bought things on Taobao nodded their heads again and again.

"Well, the so-called million dedication, that is, we will be at the minimum charge, will be the value of the goods to the majority of the old folks, as the saying goes, the gold and silver cups are not as good as the people's reputation, we are just for advertising, regardless of the cost, I only hope to pay more attention to our Taurus shopping mall after the crackdown, there are mobile phone friends on the scene, now you can Baidu Hong Kong Taurus shopping mall, you will see the style of various goods above, the price, etc., such as this razor in my hand, The price on the homepage of the website is one hundred and twenty-eight, but we are here to promote tonight, so we will give back to you at a super low price, with only one purpose, that is, to pay attention to our Taurus shopping mall! Mao Maokou introduced like a river.

"How much does the event cost?" Someone asked.

Mao Mao smiled: "This is definitely an unbelievable price, before I say everyone, let me introduce this razor, first, its head has changed the traditional design of three blades, and the twelve blades we use are stacked together, which obviously has a great advantage; Second, this shaver has the effect of full body washing, and can be used in working conditions for full body washing, it also has a small design, the tail of this shaver is actually a flashlight, which is very convenient for night travel! ”

At this time, the staff walked up to the podium with half a basin of water, and the Mao Mao host turned on the razor to become a working state, and threw it into the basin without hesitation, and after a minute, the Mao Mao host fished out the razor in the water, and then said solemnly: "Okay, this is the first commodity we give back to the majority of friends tonight, because the mall is bloodletting, so the quantity is limited, we give it back to you at an ultra-low price of 30 yuan, and I will start the timer below, three minutes of rush time, start now!" ”

After Mao Mao finished speaking, he stepped aside, while the staff took out the packaged razors from the cardboard boxes prepared in advance at the back of the stage and piled them up at the left and right ends of the stage. Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, ready to move.

Mao Mao continued: "Now that fifteen seconds have passed, friends who don't seize the opportunity will never have a chance again if they want such a value-for-money razor later!" ”

As soon as these words were said, many people flocked to both ends of the stage like crazy, one by one handed dozens of yuan to the staff, and then took a razor.

Where is the audience in front of the whole stage? It's clearly a market!

Jia Xiaonong shook his head, thinking to himself, these guys' promotional methods are high, and consumers will always consume unconsciously! In just three minutes, the staff on the stage already held a large handful of banknotes in their hands, and it seemed that they had about 2,000 in their hands, that is to say, in just three minutes, these 30 yuan shavers were sold for more than 100 yuan!

"Xiao Nong, this is a gift from me!" Li Xue suddenly had an extra razor in her hand.

"You...... You sent me? When did you buy it? Jia Xiaonong frowned.

"Just now!" Li Xue tilted her head and said.

"You were actually bewitched just now...... Jia Xiaonong shook his head, but still said thank you, and took the razor from Li Xue's hand.

"Who is it that is bewitched? People are looking at you worried, and even your beard has grown! Li Xuejiao sighed.

Jia Xiaonong reached out and touched his chin, pricking his hand!