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"I have another one here, keep it first, and keep it for you when I return to Peach Blossom Village!" Li Xue said with ulterior motives.

Jia Xiaonong was stunned, Li Xue bought one for herself, and even hid another one, and said that she would keep it for herself first...... After shaking his head, Jia Xiaonong said: "Li Xue, you are being bewitched, really, these people are professionally trained, similar to those who engage in pyramid schemes, if you don't have enough concentration, you will definitely be attracted by him to buy these deceptive goods!" ”

"This is a good product with great value for money, okay, the price of the store is one hundred and twenty-eight, people are engaged in publicity, and the ultra-low price is thirty yuan, it is simply bloodletting!" Li Xue said affirmatively.

Jia Xiaonong shook his head, only to see that the host named Mao Mao had already stepped off the stage, replaced by a lean little handsome pot.

As soon as Xiao Shuai Guo came to power, he first flipped two somersaults, and the whole person trembled, as if he was going to fight with others at any time, and he was very vicious!

The vicious-looking little handsome pot was expressionless, but with a mouth, everyone was happy: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming, I am willing to give birth to a child for you!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter, Xiao Shuaiguo pointed to a seven or eight-year-old child in front of the stage, and said seriously: "Brother, you also laughed, do you know what I'm talking about?" Yo he, hold your hands in front of your chest, it's so dragging, I dare to conclude that you will be able to be the village chief in the future, and then marry twelve wives, if you are too busy, remember to call me, my number is 110, remember? ”

The people under the stage were amused by the spoof of this little handsome pot again, with the rough music sounding, the little handsome pot ripped his throat and sang the rock version of "My Home in the Northeast", only to see his whole body muscles bulging, dancing constantly during the singing, occasionally one or two carp stiffening and somersaults, and then splitting legs and springing legs, the people in the audience were shocked by the superb stage image of Xiao Shuai Guo!

Jia Xiaonong can see it clearly, this little handsome pot still has two hits, and if he is beaten in a group, he should be able to knock over seven or eight ordinary strong men at one time!

"Good, good kung fu!" Everyone shouted and applauded.

After singing the song "My Home is in the Northeast", Xiao Shuai Guo suddenly took off his shirt and turned his whole back to the audience, everyone saw clearly, the tattoo on Xiao Shuaiguo's back was almost all over the entire back, it was a dragon with teeth and claws, and it made people feel frightened at first sight.

Your sister, mixed with the underworld, right? Jia Xiaonong scolded secretly, and paid attention to the tattoo Xiaoshuai pot again, seeing that his body shape and footwork were different from ordinary people, it seemed that he still belonged to the kind of person with unique skills, and then looked at his fierce appearance, it was estimated that no one would dare to provoke him again. The music switches automatically, and it is a song "Good Brother" sung by Xiao Shenyang.

Xiao Shuaiguo's singing skills are not the best, after singing a few words, halfway to the interlude, Xiao Shuai Guo shouted: "Friends, stretch out your golden palms and silver palms to descend the dragon eighteen palms, cheer me on, come on, come on, everyone come together, clap your hands, clap your hands, whoever doesn't clap is a puppy!" ”

When everyone heard this, they shook their heads helplessly, and they all worked hard to drum up their so-called eighteen palms of dragon descending.

As soon as the last lyrics of "Good Brother" were sung, the handsome little guy did a somersault and said with a hippie smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, after watching my performance, do you like me?" My other number is 120, you can contact me if you want to have a baby! ”

Xiao Shuai Guo stepped down from the stage, leaving behind the noise of all the audience under the stage.

The host named Mao Mao walked quickly on the stage and said loudly: "Thank you for the wonderful performance of this handsome pot, you also gave him fierce applause, thank you, okay, the next wonderful program we present is an international large-scale magic, absolutely shocking your eyeballs and subverting your imagination, this is a program worth watching------ however, before the show starts, I would like to introduce you to the representative product of our Taurus shopping mall: smokeless wok!" ”

As soon as Mao Mao's words were finished, all the audience laughed disdainfully.

"Okay, maybe everyone thinks, Maomao, what's the use of introducing a pot here? Don't say anything, let's just ask for props and just use the facts! Mao Mao said unhurriedly.

Next, the staff under the stage got busy, and in an instant, a combined liquefied gas stove, rapeseed oil, cutting board and an ordinary household wok were lifted up on the stage, and then, the staff moved out two large cardboard boxes, opened them, and randomly pulled out a paper bag from it, and opened it, it was a brand-new wok.

Mao Mao took the wok from the staff and said loudly: "This is the smokeless wok I want to introduce to you, such a wok has a huge point, no need to wash, every time it is used up, you only need to wipe it with a towel or paper towel to be completely clean, and ordinary household wok, every time you use it, you have to scrub it with a steel wool ball to clean it!" But the most important thing is that our new wok, using the international cutting-edge refrigeration synthesis technology, no matter what you cook, there will be no fumes! ”

"There will be no fumes? Really? Someone started asking again.

"Of course it's true, we'll be able to try it out on the spot right away!" After Mao Mao finished speaking, he put the pot in his hand and the ordinary household wok on the combined liquefied gas stove, turned on the fire, poured oil, and then put in the same number of corn kernels and covered the pot.

In less than two minutes, a miracle appeared, the woks of ordinary households were already full of smoke, and there was a pungent smell of feet, while the new synthetic woks on the other side had no fumes at all!

What's going on? Everyone saw it, the same fire, the same amount of oil, the same amount of corn kernels, the same amount of time, how could the result be different? Everyone turned their heads and couldn't tell what was going on! But smart people think about it with their thumbs, and they all know: the smokeless woks in the Taurus shopping mall are not ordinary cows!

"Turn off the heat first, ouch, this pungent smell, it's so uncomfortable!" Mao Mao ordered the staff to turn off the liquefied gas stove, and couldn't help coughing several times.

The audience was first frightened by this scene, even if the fire was turned off, the simple inflatable tent was filled with thick smoke and the smell of burning. The host Mao Mao continued: "Friends, I think everyone can see what is going on in this traditional wok, let's take a look first! ”

Mao Mao untied the lid of the traditional wok, and then held it up, she fanned the pungent smell in the air with her hand, and at the same time faced the whole pot mouth to the audience, everyone saw clearly, the corn kernels in the traditional wok, one by one, turned black. Mao Mao asked, "Friends, can you still eat something like this?" ”