"Help me see the conditions of these students, if there is a suitable one, you can pick and use it, let them be trainees, or play tricks, it's okay, anyway, Enron and Dongfang Ruixing always have to recruit people, right? Let them learn in your company, you don't have to deliberately teach, how much you can learn depends on their own creation. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

This is what Zhang Guoli whispered in his ear a few minutes ago, it seems that as the dean, the employment pressure of students is indeed very great.

Yang An didn't agree immediately, it was his freedom to choose whether to choose someone or not, of course he was willing to take it into his pocket when he met an excellent seedling, the more talents the better, but his main business is variety shows, and he needs more comedy talent reserves, and the demand for actors is not very large, and he would rather lack than abuse.

played half a song lively, the second round of the game began, this time the captain was going to change, and the boys chose Shen Teng, who was not good at games, to come out: "Shen Teng!" Shen Teng's reaction was slow, but his heart and eyes were wilted, and his stomach was bad! ”

"That's right, just let Shen Teng practice, he won't be able to spit out ivory from his mouth!"

"Shen Teng is out of the horse, a trick!"

"Shut up! Yue Yue Shabei, I'll kill you two first! ”

Laughing and laughing here, Shen Teng was elected in a hurry, and Zhao Liying also selected Hailu on her side, this girl is also a person who is not very agile, Huang Xiaolei whispered beside her, and then she was relieved.

At the beginning of the second round, Shen Teng and Hai Lu stood together in a military parade.

Shen Teng said: "In the next episode, we will travel back to the Three Kingdoms era 1800 years ago!" If you perform well, Lu Bu, Zhou Yu, Liu Bei, Diao Chan, Xiao Qiao, you can choose these roles, if you don't perform well, you can only be a passerby A and soldier B, so this drill is very important. Xiao Yueyue! ”

"Here!" Xiao Yueyue stood up straight, straightened his chest and stomach, and raised his head slightly.

Shen Teng was very satisfied: "Very good! Traveling to the Three Kingdoms, which general do you want to be? ”

Xiao Yueyue raised his eyebrows, bloomed with a bright smile, and squeezed his eyes: "Of course it's Diao Chan!" ”

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing Xiao Yueyue's obscene expression on the big screen, his unbeaten eyes, and his narcissistic actions, if Diao Chan looks like this, just kill everyone!

Shen Teng laughed proudly and patted Xiao Yueyue's shoulder: "Not bad, not bad, promising!" Huang Xiaolei! Which general do you want to be? ”

Huang Xiaolei also reacted quickly, patted her chest, and then waved her hand, arrogant: "Lu Bu! ”

Xiao Yueyue's legs were weak, he knelt down, and shouted with a sad face: "My brother, you did this on purpose, right?" ”

Huang Xiaolei walked over with a smile, held Xiao Yueyue's chin with one hand, lifted his face, and said jokingly: "Mink girl, give you Uncle Lu a smile!" ”

At this time, I can't tell whether Xiao Yueyue is crying or laughing, anyway, everyone thinks it's too funny, the first confrontation between these two people is very sharp, and they are gradually familiar with the setting of sex change, the two have a lot of conversations, but they don't see flaws!

Shen Teng said: "Don't make trouble, you haven't crossed yet, go back, go back and stand up." Let's get started! Raise your hand in a skirt! ”

Whew!

Raising more than half of the people, the boys collectively raised their hands, the girls Zhao Liying and another girl raised their hands, the two of them really wore skirts to the stage, Zhao Liying was very annoyed, walked to Shen Teng's side, and pulled his arm to coquettishly: "Sister Shen, you just give me another chance~~Okay~~ People are just conditioned reflexes~~"

Shen Teng said: "There is no joke in the army, and no one can be an exception. Put your hands down and keep listening! Those who don't grow beards don't raise their hands! Three, two, one, stop, it's time! ”

Now everyone is stupid, a very difficult condition.

If you don't grow a beard, a woman doesn't raise her hand, but a man raises her hand, which means that all girls have to raise their hand.

This time both boys and girls have lifted, Wang Baoqiang raised his hand, mainly because he was stunned, he didn't understand what this sentence meant, double negation is affirmation, he has a long beard, of course he has to raise his hand, but he fell into the pit!

There were a lot of other people who didn't understand, and they fainted several times in a short period of time, and half of them were eliminated in an instant, leaving Yang An, Xiao Yueyue, Sha Bei, Ye Yuwei, and Huang Xiaolei.

Brother Hu and Wang Baoqiang got together and asked pitifully, "Why did you react so quickly?" ”

Sha Bei touched the hair on his sideburns, and said lightly: "I eat by IQ." ”

Xiao Yueyue was eating his hands again, and said with a smug smile: "Don't look at me, I've long been dizzy, but what Brother Yang does, I'll follow!" ”

"Despicable! Bah! ”

"Friends! Bah! ”

Brother Hu and Wang Baoqiang laughed and scolded, went to the side to rest, and watched Hai Lu ask questions.

Hailu kept laughing, watching Yang An and the three laugh, laughing so much that their hearts were furious.

Finally, Hai Lu spoke: "The rest are masters, let's make it more difficult, Yue Yue, you are Diao Chan, right?" ”

Xiao Yueyue continued to eat his hands, nodding his head, very shy.

Hailu pointed at Shabei: "You, Huang Yueying!" ”

Shabei was stunned: "Why did you let me play the ugly girl?" Can't I want to be Big Joe?! ”

Hailu pointed at Yang An: "You, Xiao Qiao! ”

Yang An smiled and ordered: "Obey!" Don't let this thing be a big Joe, he just died and begged to enter my "Ugly Friends" program, how can he be qualified to be a big Joe, right, Mr. Sha? ”

Shabei was in a dilemma: "I...... I ......"

The word "I" was said three or four times, but the rest of the one couldn't say a word, no matter how I said it, it was all a slap in the face, it was better to follow Hailu's instructions and obediently go to be Huang Yueying, who is also a talented woman who eats with her brain.

Hailu looked at the two girls again, and said with a smile: "Huang Xiaolei, Lu Bu!" Ye Yuwei, Zhou Yu! ”

There were voices of envy and jealousy all around, and two pairs of CPs appeared, Lu Bu and Diao Chan, Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao.

After the identity was divided, he began to give instructions, and Hailu said: "Raise your hand that won't have children!" ”

Whew!

The two girls quickly raised their hands, Yang An and Sha Bei realized that something was wrong halfway through, Xiao Yueyue, who was learning Yang An's movements, couldn't stop the car, raised his hand high, and was caught by Hailu: "Xiao Yueyue, eliminate!" ”

"No, it won't!"

Xiao Yueyue looked at the two people beside him and shouted anxiously: "You two didn't raise your hands?" ”

Yang An scratched his face: "My nose is itchy." ”

Shabei also touched his head: "My hairstyle seems to be messed up." ”

Xiao Yueyue was still arguing, but Hai Lu looked at Ye Yuwei and Huang Xiaolei, and shouted seriously: "The women of Shu are out of the ranks!" ”

No one came out, Ye Yuwei was Zhou Yu of Wu State, Huang Xiaolei was Lu Bu of the group of heroes, and Hailu yelled at the two of them, which was an illusion for some people.

Sure enough, Huang Yueying Shabei didn't move, and when he suddenly woke up, it was too late, and Hailu shouted happily: "Shabei, elimination!" Again, hurry up, the recognized beautiful man takes a step forward! ”

The remaining three people stepped forward in unison, and the audience erupted in laughter, all of them knew that Yang An had done something wrong and was eliminated!

Huang Xiaolei and Ye Yuwei laughed, one of them is Zhou Yu and the other is Lu Bu, they are both famous beautiful men, what the hell is Xiao Qiao?

Yang An gently pounded his head, revealing an expression of sudden realization: "Blame me, blame me, I'm confused!" Also, when I hear the word beautiful man, I have a conditioned reflex. Well, this second round is Team Haylou winning! ”

yeah！

All the women stood up and high-fived in celebration, but no one saw Yang An turn around and squeeze his eyes at the other failed men, Sha Bei laughed and snapped his fingers.

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper!

Let's go, you have me, I have everything!

When the road was uneven, he roared,

Shoot when it's time to shoot, wow,

Wow, in Kyushu!

……”

An impassioned music sounded, and Liu Feng's voice came, this is the theme song of the TV series "Water Margin" filmed only a few years ago, written and composed by Yang An, and sung by Liu Feng himself, this is a representative work of real man, real man, and real blood song!

The undisciplined men all stood and waved to the girls, motioning for them to dance to the song.

The students around also coaxed, applause, cheers, whistles, the seven girls on the stage were really embarrassed, so many people watched, the whole network broadcast live, this is the rhythm of forcing people to death!

How does this jump? It is true that you can see the femininity of a woman in dancing, but if you want to dance out of a man's masculinity, you often only have military songs, or with the help of props such as spears and knives, it is convenient to show the blood and strength of the male!

How do they play a group of women? Good Han Song, Water Margin, who came up with this move, it's too lacking in morality!

The candidate students who were not selected by Ye Yuwei breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately they didn't go up, these artists were really terrifying, and they couldn't let go of the students who hadn't stepped out of the school at all.

Seeing that they have all sung the third sentence, even Huang Xiaolei has just recovered from her state of bewilderment, there is still no one jumping on the field, the girls are all instinctively dodging, only these undisciplined men are dancing and whistling next to them.

"I'm coming!"

Wang Baoqiang, the only one who had practiced martial arts, stood up and punched at the big camera, which caused everyone to applaud, which was regarded as a temporary rescue.

At this time, the girls all woke up, if you really don't dance today, it's definitely over, so you can't let go, and you're embarrassed to say that you're playing variety shows?

When Huang Xiaolei's domineering appearance was exposed, Xiao Yueyue snuggled up to her like a flower, and the two appeared in front of everyone like a catwalk, the audience almost fainted with laughter.

Then Hai Lou rolled up her sleeves, walked out like a gentleman, and posed in a handsome poss, Sha Bei half knelt beside her and looked up at her, she gently patted Sha Bei's face, snorted, and continued to leave coolly.

Zhao Liying found Yang An as a partner, and she had made a posture of pulling out a pistol, but Yang An, who was standing next to her, suddenly fell crooked, she hurriedly went to help, and it turned out to be a princess hug, where did she hold Yang An's 160-pound body? If it weren't for Yang An's two feet to support, and someone behind him to help support Yang An's head, Zhao Liying would definitely let go and throw Yang An to the ground, this is definitely not a good man!

It's been a mess, just make the audience laugh, and the hero song stopped halfway through, and the audience applauded and laughed non-stop.

At this time, the time reached 7:45, and finally ended casually, Zhang Guoli and Yang An chatted about the development of the TV industry, drew a beautiful pie, and at 7:55, the feature film started! (To be continued.) )